How cringy is your car persona ?

File: 1483264299686.jpg (101KB, 825x441px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 825x441px

>drives Hyundai
>asks how cringy he is

the answer lies within your post faggot

File: hyundaitards will ignore this.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x1836px

>>16583803
the fact that you tried to specify which gook shitbox you drive and failed makes you that much more of a useless human being.

File: 1485741712918.jpg (44KB, 640x370px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 640x370px

>>16583803
that episode was amazing

File: 1485219813181.jpg (15KB, 375x360px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 375x360px

>>16584116
oops no trip :^)

>>16583803
you are living the life i can only dream my friend. take a good care of your life.

>drive Saturn Ion
>rear windshield is something you'd see posted in /osg/
>plate frame says I want to kill myself
>large emoji keychain also in windshield
I'm sure everyone that sees me on the road cringes hard

>>16583803
>Be me
>Driving around in Hyundai Sonata
>Listening to classic rock at moderate level
>Driving from A to B

>drive miats
>blasting ZZ Top/Santana/Dire Straits
>head-bobbing galore

>driving mr2 turbo
>short shifting because i don't wanna seem like a douche
>listening to frank zappa at a moderate volume
>popups raised during the day because they're cute
i still seem to attract a lot of angry tailgaters

>bad driving
>wreckless driving
>proud ex-bmw owner
>stereo is almost always set to deafening levels
>tail gating just to tilt other people
>the big scary highway that makes up for 90% of my ride to college also doubles as a race track
r8

File: laughing-kids.jpg (33KB, 720x321px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 720x321px

>>16584165
>drive Saturn Ion

File: 1446421325156.jpg (161KB, 712x990px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 712x990px

>>16584205
I short shift to save gas during my commutes and then redline that fucker on the weekends.
It's not bad at all.

>>16584294
would savagely brake-check with my shitbox/10

File: 1465694288577.jpg (30KB, 245x389px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 245x389px

>>16584294
>proud ex-bmw owner

>tfw I like BMWs
>responsible driver
>not a rich douche
>use my turn signals

I want to buy a BMW, but I don't want the stigma that comes with driving one.

>>16583803
>Rotary
>cruise at 4k rpm In pedestrian shared zones
>backfire flames whenever I can
Typical I guess

>>16584353
haha jokes on you faggot i've got all the connections i need to get your shitbox impounded

>>16584404
you can still get a benz and look like a 60 year old retired man

>>16584456
it better be running nice and rich so it saturates the air with unburned fuel too

File: 1463069926464.jpg (68KB, 431x450px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 431x450px

>>16584471
>internettoughguy.png

>>16583803
STOP POSTING THUMBNAILS YOU FUCKING RETARDS!

>>16584116
>It looks slightly similar to a much more expensive vehicle
Oh, the shame!

>>16584522
but it's true
some ass in a forte koupe was messing with me while i was cycling a couple of weeks ago and i managed to get him a fat ticket
don't heck with me kiddo

>Be me
>driving 4eyed Fox Mustang
>no tunes, just grooving on the sounds of the cammed 5.0

File: 14523282_1092933457488279_1483506348829622821_n.jpg (11KB, 524x354px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 524x354px

>>16584315
I just needed a commuter

File: Compressed44chan2.jpg (3MB, 4512x3000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4512x3000px

>Be me
>Driving this, driver's window down blasting some nice Initial D remix /o/ showed me
>Get revved at by random strangers
>"350?" "V8?" "LT1?"
>Rev back and then leave at a normal speed from the stoplight.


Did I do it right?

>Honda Accord
>Drive the speed limit
>Listen to talk radio at a moderate level.
>Sometimes I'll also be eating a pizza

>Drive a corolla
>yell RACE ME FGT at other corollas
>only person who did it was a teenage girl in an XRS
>didn't notice it was an XRS
>fug.
>blast japanese idol pop
>arrive five minutes early everywhere depending on radar detector activity level

I'm a huge faggot

>>16583803
>WRX
>vape
>fartcan
>enjoy some light hooning
I'm a flat brimmed hat and some monster energy stickers away from a rolling stereotype but what can you do.

File: 1485751388998.png (852KB, 699x673px) Image search: [Google]

852KB, 699x673px

>second-generation rotary driver (mom had an SA in '79, I've got an FD)
>have the original tape deck, radio antenna doesn't work and I live in a rural shithole so it's not worth fixing to listen to Trace Atkins 24/7
>so no music
>drive like normal in everyday traffic
>hoon the fuck out of it at night to remove carbon and have fun

>>16584404

>1990 500SL
>Blonde hair, tall, aviators
>Beastie Boys playing at tinnitus levels
>Top down on the highway
>230kph
>Tailgating people who go the speed limit and left lane drivers
>All the while I'm doing it in uniform omw to work

It's okay anon. Embrace the asshole mentality that is Euro car ownership.

>More important than all other drivers
>Your schedule is higher priority
>Fuck them if they can't drive properly

If you do get BMW or MB just make sure it looks like a normal car and you don't chink out on it.

>>16586052
You are quite literally me.

>>16584522
Nigga are you retarded

File: RevengeInfiltrationDownfallDeath.jpg (33KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 500x500px

>stock 06 civic
>drive speed limit
>blast war metal

File: Thomas Lloyd Schultz.jpg (77KB, 860x484px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 860x484px

>Drive an e39 540i wagon
>Have kicker sound system and 12in sub
>No mufflers
>Lowered
>BBS LMs
>Hancock Ventusv12 evo2
>Blacked out taillights
>Blast music with only sunroof
>classic rock and metal, eurobeat, trap and drill rap

On a scale of 1 - to faggot, where am I?

File: 1483188718727.png (618KB, 792x589px) Image search: [Google]

618KB, 792x589px

Jeep Wrangler
>never wave at other Jeeps
>never go offroading
>drive in the left lane always, no matter the speed
>listen to radio obnoxiously loud
>feel superior to every other driver on the road

I love my Jeep

File: 1484720292297.jpg (14KB, 362x352px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 362x352px

>>16587554
Faggot cuz bmw

>>16584331
>save gas

You should stop being poor.

>>16587574
Don't reply to me.

>>16583803
>Blasting some grimes
No fucking idea what that means

>>16587589
Poorfag

File: 1485621613776.png (614KB, 1080x1053px) Image search: [Google]

614KB, 1080x1053px

>>16587597
I'm warning you

>350z
>Drive it like a normal person
>Listening to either dnb or 80s music

>>16587593
faggot girl that makes mediocre music

File: Screenshot_2017-01-31-12-49-55.png (231KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 720x1280px

>>16587593

>>16587602
Get fucked, scrub.

>>16587558
>never wave at other Jeeps

Triggered

>>16587615
The fuck you gonna do

>>16587525
Oh that was a little mean man. Now Ill feel bad all day

>>16587620
About what?

>>16587612
Ahh ok, Youtubed it.
Pretty bad
Wish you never told me

>>16587624
Lol that's what I thought, poorfag

>>16587627
Epic troll, brah. Should I screenshot?

>>16587634
Screenshotted

>2017 Civic Sport hatch
>100% Christian motoring, unless he who is last is running late and really needs to be first right now
>occasional very light hooning when the road is totally clear (e.g., taking corners considerably faster than you would in traffic, but not too fast)
>generally listen to classic rock, baroque/romantic or light opera, and the occasional audiobook on longer drives
>usually try to keep the audio calming
pretty normal character, I guess


>>16586160
get a tape deck adapter and play shit from your phone

>>16587558
>feel superior
>utilitarian plastic FCA box

I will NEVER understand jeep drivers

File: 1477913932988.png (28KB, 957x751px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 957x751px

>>16587676
You'll never understand perfection

>335i bolt ons +ethanol
>light tint other than that bone stock looking on the outside
>black+ perpetually clean because ocd
>superiority complex so high that i never acknowledge any other driver on the road unless its a car running low 12s or less than i may wanna see if got enough nuts to race

>>16587687
t faggot who parades in his 20k used jeep 4 door like hes on the rung of people who drive g wagens and range rovers

you have a budget offroader stop anytime please.

>>16584535
>w210
>expensive

Don`t make me laugh.

File: Gas-Mask-Shower-Head-by-Chris-Dimino-Creepy-Artwork-Online[1].jpg (78KB, 752x890px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 752x890px

>>16587544

Nuclear war gods of war

File: 76f36df48fb7191732aad8cb3b91a9f9.jpg (90KB, 561x768px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 561x768px

>starlet
>big speakers in the back
>blasting meme music like vaporwave ironically and hardbass unironically

>>16583803
>grimes
Horrible.

File: 1484688617300.png (412KB, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google]

412KB, 5000x5000px

>drive old 986 boxster
>blasting my a state of trance #650 mix
>UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS

i remind myself of that kinky german couple driving a porsche and blasting trance in Super Troopers.

except i'm alone ;(

>>16587698
Your feelings are hurt, why?

>>16587818
>blasting meme music like vaporwave ironically and hardbass unironically
>implying synthwave isn't good
What hardbass do you prefer? Random artists or something specific?

File: Pic.png (113KB, 382x283px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 382x283px

>Driving mid '90's Cadillac Deville with a V8
>Blaring SynthPop
>Wearing Wrap around sunglasses when driving in sunny conditions like pic related
Help.

File: neagan.jpg (55KB, 888x456px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 888x456px

>drive sn95 cobra
>blasting idol pop

>>16588003
Those are safety glasses.

>parents minivan
>cutting people off
>don't use blinker on highway ever
>listening to eurobeat

>>16588033
It's protection from all the pussy I would get obviously anon :^)
But really, I just like them, and the pair I own is actually from the 80's. My father bought them and used to wear them all the time, it's my favorite thing i've gotten from him.

>drive crown vic
>listen to classic rock and old country
>always peel out leaving parking lots in summer because lsdlol
>get real close to peoples bumpers then overtake always
>one hand always hanging out the window and one on the wheel for look cool factor
>either have a toothpick in mouth or gum
>sunglasses

>>16588105
But where's your foot towel?

>>16588113
Kek im not him

>>16588117
sell your crown vic immediately

>>16587670
But I don't want cancer

>>16585978
fixed your wheels yet?

File: IMAG0043.jpg (3MB, 3000x4000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3000x4000px

>1989 Mustang
>classic rock or whatever station comes in on my shitty radio
>drive slow as shit because I'm still learning manual
>from the noises you hear as I pull away, you wonder how long until the car completely falls to pieces

CAUSE IM ONLY A MAN, DO WHAT I CAN, WOAH-OH

>>16586052
>Sometimes I'll also be eating a pizza
absolutely disgusting

how are there still people like this in a post- "pass the controller bro" meme age? Wasn't everyone made aware of the cheeto finger question? You still want to be that guy?

>90 f-250 with dents on every panel and orange peeled paint
>rev at stop lights and peel off with 1 tire fire at every intersection
>blasting drum and bass that makes the ancient truck rattle like a box of screws

its got over 300k miles and i only drive it when i need to haul trash and shit to the dump

>>16588447
>Automatic so I only need one hand to drive
>Use other hand to drive
>Wipe hand off on a napkin before I touch anything
Maybe I get a little grease on the stereo. Not a big deal. Also I wouldn't do this if I cared about my car, but my car is just the car my dad decided should be my first car(even though I paid for it)

File: IMG_1382[1].jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

>>16588412
>91 Mustang
>SEB only
>Drive like a fucking bat out of hell because hilariously fun
>Heel toe every fucking corner I can
>Scare the shit out of black kids who think cars aren't going to hit them as they saunter across the road
>from the noises you hear as I pull away, you wonder how long until I need new tires

Step it up senpai

>drive Ferd Focus
>blast J-pop

aww yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXV4Veh7DI0

>>16588475
>napkin
smell your fingers after you use the napkin. its all still there.

you are the cheeto fingers kid. you cannot escape from this reality.

>>16588412
Also do you have an instagram or some shit? I need more fox body faggot friends.

>drive pic related, cozy but quite sad car
>blast shoegaze or dream pop
>drive speed limit to community college or wagekek job without incident

Corolla life

File: corolla.jpg (157KB, 748x810px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 748x810px

>>16588543
forgot pic

> drive 08 civic si coupe
> aftermarket exhaust
> paint going bad, fog lights broken
> stickers on every window
> fuck up half my shifts

File: 20170116_135346_resized.jpg (347KB, 1328x747px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 1328x747px

>drive Hilux with huge LEDbar
>dress like standard norwegian country hick
>play heavy metal, power metal, folk music, Eurobeat and some other random one-offs
>never "speed", will do 87 in an 80-zone if the conditions are good
>always drive for the conditions
>always use indicators
>will always stop to help someone who is stuck or look like they need help (unless they have shit-tier eastern european plates)

I knew you faggots would never understand!

>>16584294
Weren't you behind me on the rv.25 last night?

>>16588412
You sound like a great guy

>>16583803
>1993 Nissan Navara
>front clip RIP
>legal american citizen

oops

>07 fort ranger v6 4.0 etc
>accelerate as hard as possible until speed limit, then let up
>give other drivers these stone-blank looks
>following distance always
I can't talk here about what I listen to while driving unfortunately, r8

>>16588587
you're swedish and i'm middle eastern so yeah that could have been me

>>16588391
nothing to fix :)
not like I have money to anyway

>>16588362
CA lies to you about cancer

File: Kdkwcyven.jpg (71KB, 960x950px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 960x950px

>daily a 91 MR2
>pretty regularly get angry looks from mid 30s white guys in Suv
>can only assume they had fun car before kids
>they covet my 3k red sport car

>>16588490
OK:(

>>16588414
Good taste, anon.

>>16588490
Kys. No one needs to put up with your shit. Fucking whiney little know it all bitch.

>>16588910
Same, but mine is white. Every Nissan Altima/Xterra/Rogue/Titan/whogivesafucktheyallsuck drive like they want to murder me.

>drive the speed limit
>based on how much the person is tailgating, I slow down under the speed limit just to enrage them mostly

File: 1481559940406.jpg (11KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 480x270px

>drive Hyundai
>drive responsibly
>take care of car
>loves men

how bad am I?

>Ford Falcon ute blasting Midnight Oil

I'm not even Australian, Diesel and Dust is a great album apart from the faggy lyrics

>>16588105

So much fedora cringe in 1 post.

File: rotated.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

>>16583803
>use to own a 86 rolla with the panda scheme
>blast eurobeat
>take steering wheel everywhere
>blip throttle after every shift into neutral


eat me alive /o/ also pic related

File: G R O G M O B I L E 3 5 and L I L S H I T F O H U N N I D.jpg (500KB, 2979x1151px) Image search: [Google]

500KB, 2979x1151px

>drive both g35 coupe and ls400
>g35 completely stock and looks clean aside from a couple key marks that some faglord did which I need to touch up
>like to have a little fun.....like to mash throttle at 1st/2nd in corners and wait until traction control kicks in and otherwise obeying basically every law except speed
>no Bluetooth audio, phone has no headphone jack, and radio antenna is garbage so I just have a cd of The Money Store on loop at about 27/35 volume
>ls400 is a massive hoopty
>paint is completely fucked
>don't even ask me about the interior
>previous owner also has an s13 and I'm now rocking his stock wheels from it
>some garbage loud exhaust with no cats meaning I had to pay as much as I paid for the entire car ($300) to get it smogged
>loft around
>just installed a $50 Bluetooth head unit so I just listen to whatever I feel like (some examples would be Mac Demarco, Saint bepis, Nu:Tone, Steven Wilson, My Chemical Romance, migos, underoath) at around 37/45 volume

>>16583803
>>16584180
>>16586052
>>16589200
you're just a normie
>>16584165
average /o/tist
if that Keychain is not the laughing crying, ok hand, or 100 then you enter cringe territory
>>16584195
>>16584456
you seem like someone I'd want to blaze with
>>16584205
>>16584607
respectable
>>16584294
b8 but I'll bite in case he's serious
you'll grow out of it
try getting a luxobarge, I end up going 80 in 55's in my g35 since it's so damn agile despite the weight but I don't care to go more than the speed limit in my ls400
also see about getting driving lessons
>>16585978
spaghettiinmappockets.flac
>>16586077
risky but whatever
>>16586091
b8 for sure
>>16587475
>230kph
that better be in Germany
>>16587554
niggot
>>16587558
wuss poppin my milf
>>16587611
>dnb
my nigga
is the z an hr?
>>16587818
sad af
>>16587892
is the 986 an s?
>>16588003
>>16588105
autismo af
>>16588034
get a grip on reality
>>16588412
get some stock tail lights
>>16588671
slower acceleration means better mpgs

File: IMAG0044.jpg (3MB, 4000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4000x3000px

>>16588480
I'll get to that point eventually, I'm still struggling to get moving at lights.
The torque-y V8 helps though
>>16588501
I mostly just lurk my feed, but I do have one @tofepeanuts

>>16589844
>get stock tail lights
I'm working on it, not sure if I should order from a restoration place, ebay, or see if I can find a fox in a pick n pull and take those off

The headlights are ugly as fuck too

File: rsxcropped.jpg (609KB, 2301x1005px) Image search: [Google]

609KB, 2301x1005px

>drive 06 RSX Type-S rice mobile
>rice wing
>loud exhaust
>will race anything even if i know im going to get btfo
>blast under bridges in second gear to sing the song of my people
>pretty respectful driver, no cutting people off
>wot about 50% of the time

>>16587690
currently aspiring to be you right now

>>16587818
k11 better

File: clarecrop.jpg (27KB, 420x326px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 420x326px

>2001 Commdore
Yep 16 years old and full of stupidity

>>16587690
is this guy seriously implying low 12s are fast or is that part of the cringe persona

>honda fit
>used to blast anime music
>afterwards used to blast eurobeat
>don't blast anything anymore
I realize now I probably made all fit owners look like retards

>>16589844
lemme get somethings straight
>luxobarge
old car was a 535 e39,not sporty by any means but fuck any car will do anything if you try hard enough
>driving lessons
by bad driving i mean:
eating
drinking
talking on the phone
and messing around with passengers while driving,intentional mistakes

File: sdfg.png (1MB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x720px

>Drive a 2004 ES330
>Listen to either classic rock radio or beat tapes using a Cassette to 3.5mm cable
>probably run the engine harder than needed, but since the Transmission is temperamental, what can you do?
>generally drive 5-15 above the speed limit
>Talk to myself
>Rage by myself at the idiocy of other drivers (no one in my area knows how a fucking 4-way stop works)

Alternatively i also sometimes drive a bright-red 1994 ram 1500 with a green door and peeling clear coat


pic unrelated

>>16590028
Post your time slip.

File: 1368953277601.jpg (8KB, 146x158px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 146x158px

>Grand Marquis
>every radio preset is the same dadrock station
>only tapes, no CDs because the disc changer is in the trunk and no one's gonna highway surf to change that in traffic
>do the speed limit, always use blinkers etc, understand what "keep right unless passing" means
>eat in the car regularly because who cares
>no tint, no stickers, no limited slip differential, no police attention, no problem
>9 and 3 at all times
>become unreasonably upset at the idea of cars with wireless connectivity, no CD player, more than four gears, and active collision avoidance/lane detection/etc

One day I woke up and looked at my car and realized I'd become a dad without ever having a kid.

>>16590039
never driven an e39 before....matter in fact the only 5 series I've ever driven is the e60 m5 (surprisingly very nimble for a 4000lb car) so all I can really say is go to a dealer or used car lot and test drive a lexus ls or merc s class

>drive 02 firebird cos im poor but want something fastish
>blast metal/dubstep/eurobeat cos im half deaf and that sounds like normal volume to me
>drive 20 over on the street, 30 over on highway
>weave thru trafic just for the hell of it
>dont usualy drink/eat in car because again, poor
>try to drift in the rain because fuck it why not

r8 me my dudes

>2012 Fiesta, grey
>Smoke weed on the freeway
>Play vaporwave at casual volumes
>Wearing a leather jacket

I feel awkward on the road sometimes, people are fucked in the head.

>2010 Nissan 370z
> Frequently playing grimes Genesis and looking sad.
>I follow all the marked speed limits
>Occasionally give 10/10 q/ts in other cars a nice exhaust brap whilst I smirk with a cigarette hanging from my lip.
>I also tend to do the robot a bit

>>16591058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBXNgfC9-Ko
Also music like this.

Test

driving a 6 year old korean family estate at 26


>cringe at anyone over 17 driving a "modified" car
>laugh at all these new 4pot meme machines that fart every time they shift up. they literally fucking fart when will this meme end
>unironically drive slow to annoy tailgating dudebros in their faggy germanic saloons on lease

rate my autism

>Drive 3/4 ton pickup with a gas engine
>Previous owner installed aftermarket exhaust so it's loud as fuck
>Radio is always tuned to either NPR or sports if a baseball or football game is going on, volume is turned up pretty loud so I can hear it over the exhaust

File: 20160727_143414_HDR.jpg (2MB, 3345x2285px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3345x2285px

>Be me
>Driving around in W202 C230 Kompressor
>Blasting some RTJ in the day, eurobeat/hardbass/futurefunk at night
how pathetic am I?

No, I'm not a slav

>drives a 718 boxtser
>blast super eurobeat with top down
>RUNNING IN THE 90s
>drives slow

r8 me fgt

>>16594478
>football game
kill yourself.

>>16583803
you are either a woman or a faggot
>listening to "artistic" edge shit like her

>>16588543
I don't like to think of my Corolla as sad, just more like a lazy car living a lazy life and pretty comfy with it

File: 1474250261629.png (148KB, 500x377px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 500x377px

>>16583803
I'm at a fucking extremely high power level. For over 10 years I've been reading all I can about cars, DAILY. I restored a subaru xt, not a normalfag car by any means, just to learn how to do it.

I drive a new Cruze.

>chebby s10 zr2
>rock, metal or old country (willie nelson/cash)
>Random tools in bed of truck mixed with shell casings and the occasional beer can
>aggressive tires that make noticable road noise
>chance of cigarette/arm out window
>downshift and roll every light so i dont't have to brake

Especially because i'm in canada people probably thing i'm hick/white trash

Oh wait i am

File: IMG_20170131_143621947_HDR.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1440px

>2004 Chevy Impala with a Thrush muffler
>always WOT until flow of traffic, regardless of traction
>death metal at full volume with windows down


>>16590963
I'll probably be doing something not that far off from this with a third gen Firebird in the near future.

>2006 Nissan Sentra SE
>Blasting new rap, old rap, or classic rock to get the most from my Rockford sound system with 10' sub
>Drive with windows down
>Always do 5 or more over the speed limit
>Do handbrake turns when I'm alone
>Try to drift in the rain
>Never cut people off or tailgate
>Always let people in when they need to merge

What am I

>>16595733
>what am I

Someone with a 120 inch subwoofer in a Sentra.

>>16595733
>>16595859
>10"

shieeeeet

>be me
>1998 Buick Century Limited
>lugnut cover missing on one tire
>heavy techno while driving like the redlights a drag race

>drive lightly modified FRS
>a few /osg/ stickers
>almost exclusively play retrowave/synthwave when driving for the feels
>always 10-20 over, weave traffic because no one understands how to go anything over 65
>play pass pass with anyone who wants to
>WOT and burnouts with friends on late night cruises
>no cats so exhaust smell constantly outside when driving

I act like a boyracer faggot sometimes. Though if I'm not with anyone and just out doing errands in town I try to drive normally. Unless there's an empty on ramp in which case WOT because the car is a little gutless until 5k.

>Driving FC RX7
>Not Ethnic
>Listening to Devin Townsend or Honhon street music
>Drive around normally, but put it through it's paces on long empty roads or highways without any residential housing around
>Move my car forward at the gas station to premix oil, rather than hogging the pump until I'm done and paid

I-I'm a cool guy, right?

File: 1485645208906.jpg (29KB, 320x283px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 320x283px

>>16589362

>>16596858
you're super cool in my book, bud

File: SmartSelectImage_2017-02-01-00-19-37.png (3MB, 1885x1142px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1885x1142px

>dribe econobox
>only play classical music

>>16596771

>no cats

Why tho? does it give a little power boost?

File: interior.jpg (90KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 800x600px

>drive 80 buick lesabre
>only listen to rap and funk and occasionally Phil Collins
>always smoking weed
>always slow cruising
>always keep that bitch so fucking clean
>i wont let a friend leave my car without taking their trash with them
>smoking encouraged

File: received_10154234338861823.jpg (213KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 2048x1152px

>>16583803
>21
>Live in the suburbs
>Deliver pizza
>Ever changing array of shitboxes
>Always have a subwoofer
>Always have a fartcan
>Drive like a prick to maximise earnings
>HOAs hate me
>Hockey mom's hate me
>Senior citizens call the cops on me

Cringey but fun

Pic is one of my recent pizza haulers

>quiet nerd
>socially awkward a little bit
>not very well spoken
>havent had a gf in like 5 years
>secretly ride a turbo busa that puts down 400hp at the rear wheel

>>16599362
>>16599362
If you delivered to my place, I'd give you my S10 and 500 to leave that bad boy parked in the driveway and sign the title.

> 98 Audi A4 1.8t Quattro
> Rear suspension is gone and on a donut.

> Pop punk or shitty rap

>>16599375
If it was a first gen s-10 I probably would have taken that trade. I could barely sell that pile for 500, and it was even fuel injected.

>>16599382
93 2.8l 5-speed 2wd

>>16599387
Yeah I probably would have done that without the cash on top.

>>16599396
maybe I'm not seeing it or the hunk of shit it is. But, I think I'd still offer the cash with it.

>>16599362
Fuck yeah dude.
Loud and proud
Do it for dale

File: IMG_4612.jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

>own this
>only buying original parts from forums
>listen to future funk/japanese disco
>currently my daily
>rinse the salt off before I leave work and garage it every night
>saving for a low-ish mile pantherbody for comfy cruising

>>16599425
I almost kek'd but then I saw it looks brand new still.
No shame.

>>16589883
>The torque-y V8 helps though
Yeah, after driving an i4 for so long, it's amazing how smooth and easy it is to take off with a V8.

Also just get new tails. Late Model Resto is your friend. Junkyards are gonna be shit. Its like 120 bucks for both.

>>16599425

That shit is clean. If I were you I wouldnt even drive it during winter.

>>16599532
Same here. Fuck that I'd buy some shit ass rust bucket if money was a Problem. It'd be worth it.

>>16599470
>>16599532
It was stored in the garage pictured until last week. I don't want to drive it in the winter at all and I really don't want to sell it, but it's the only car I have right now.

Soon I might be able to store it and use a backup vehicle, a minivan, as a daily until the snow is gone or until I can get something else for myself like said pantherbody.

>>16599577
You can buy my asstastic Jeep Cherokee for $600

>>16599588
I have $50 in my bank account. Will that do?

>>16599596
Deal

>'15 chevy sonic sedan, absolutely no mods or decorations
>speed a little, take curves/turns at speed, step on it very quickly at green lights, nothing extreme
>virtually never eat or drink in the car
>mostly listen to rock, some electronic meme music

>>16589362
>used to

what happened

>>16583803
>Drive Pontiac G6 w/ V6
>WAT sticker on rear windshield
>Only go 2-3 mph over limit unless it's an empty back road
>Play Kanye West at reasonable volume on Puerto Rican stereo
>Aluminum Bose logo stickers from Aliexpress on speakers
>Fake leather seat covers

Probably cringey as hell but I've had it a long time and it's comfy

>>16583803
>Buick lacrosse
>eurobeat

>>16588034
Dallas? I literally had some fucker in a minivan cut me off while in the right lane so he could get on the ramp and I had to slam my brakes then I fish tailed. Now I want to beat the shit out of whoever the bean was

File: 3C68F909-767B-47AD-ACB4-B4EAF6739D94-1029-0000011B531E91C7_tmp.jpg (13KB, 236x296px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 236x296px

>>16588003
>>16588047
Brian Bosworth's son?

>>16588671
Why can't you talk about what you listen to?

>autotragic accord
>hoon down back roads going 80+ mph
>blasting eurobeat
>FFcancompete.jpg

>>16589844
>230kph
that better be in Germany

Vancouver

Daily:
>Scion xA
>late shifting because no power
>max volume classical music because ill be DAMNED if i cant hear that pianissimo part

Summer car:
>El Camino
>Autotragic with only headers
>cant even hear my own thoughts so why play music

>>16589844
You have shit taste

>>16599307
No, but it'll make it use way too much fuel. Ricer fuccbois really seem to believe it gives more power though.

>'90 accord coupe
>modified front suspension and engine swap to an F22A6 when the old engine died
>powerslide whenever possible
>10mph or more above unless spidey senses tingle
>j-pop, david allan coe, or misc dadrock.
>Shitbox and :^) sticker
>always try to race faster cars and giggle like a madman when they actually race me

I plan on upgrading to a supercharged '97 miata soon as well. R8

>>16602765
I love racing people who are obviously going to win.

>drive around in big lifted old Chebby and do the Detroit lean in it
>blast shit like NWA
Keep in mind I do this ironically but it has to confuse people

>>16584165
Where can I get such a license plate frame?

>>16602901
Autism isn't always logical, anon.

>>16602244
to each their own

>drive old suburban with large dents all on the passenger side
>listen to futurefuck and neil cicerga at high volume
>foot off accelerator for tailgaters
its pretty ok

>17 year old Honda with meme stickers on the rear windows
>Pretty loud exhaust (3.5 in)
>Trap music all day, really loud bass
>Vaping out the sunroof

>>16604299
Do you do it for the lulz?