[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Early Birdy Editi

>>16575252
please keep being the OP. the autism flares from the other OP are pure joy.

>>16575297
as i said i havent been here for 2 days really so ill try

cheers

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Don't really watch tennis.

Why does the media seem to favor Federer?

Is Nadal a dick or something?

I always thought Nadal was the underdog challenger but it seems he has won more when they face off

>>16575252
FUCK YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT

>>16575332
[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]

https://youtu.be/7wdyBJcL2YQ


>>16575332
what did you mean by this?

You failed to defeat me

>>16575331

Dunno fuck all about tennis other than its boring.

>>16575306
>as i said i havent been here for 2 days really so ill try
fuck off

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>>16575359
jimmy

>>16575331
I'd say it's pretty even, though slightly favoured to Federer. Mainly because throughout his career he's been to Australia and its other tournaments quite often, plus being Swiss he's naturally a better English speaker and just generally a nicer and more open guy compared to Nadal, who is seen as more of an intense, player. Though Nadal is a lovely guy off the court.

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Why do Jews get their own secret road cut off from street view?

this is the list of places found on that blacked out road

>Jewish Community Council of Victoria
>Jewish Community Library
>Zionist Federation of Australia
>Anti-Defamation Commition of Bnai Brith
>Beth Weizmann Community Centre
>Jewish Democratic Society
>Australian Friends of Hebrew University
>The Australaisian Union of Jewish Students
>Magen David Adom
>United Israel Appeal
>Australia Israel Medical Research
>Womens International Zionist Organisation
>United jewish Education Board
>Australian Voices for Israel
>Australia/Israel & Jewish Affairs Council
>JNF Australia
>AUstralasian Zionist Youth Council
>Zionist Council of Victoria
>Jewish Agency for Israel
>Hamerkaz Ha'Israeli
>Australians Union of Jewish Students
>Australian Jewish Genealogical Society


Whats up with that? Its not the whole road or anything, its just that one section on a main road that gets blocked off from street view then it continues again

>>16575400
thats really weird

>>16575423
ikr, what are they hiding

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>>16575400
You can get shit pulled off Google Maps somehow. This is probably what the heebs did here. The real question is why there's a whole road of Jewish interest groups in Smellbourne in the first place.

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>>16575431
jewish things

>>16575449
So I noticed you posted in another thread yesterday that your bill for the tranny was 4700, and your shitbox is worth 6000.
Do you actually believe this or just pumping up your own tyres mate?

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Fuck I'm a blind cunt, never noticed the Steam group before. What auto games do you cunts play?

Got Rocket League, BeamNG Drive, Spintires, My Summer Car, Grid 2 and Driver SF.

Wish some cunt would make a Falcoon or Commonwhore mod for BeamNG, someone already went through the effort to recreate Bathurst.

If KFC did a VB crusher maccas would be out of business within the fuckin hour

hey guys! im transitioning right now to become jimmysexual. ive grown a moustache, bought a black cap and a few blue shirts. how do i full become jimmysexual???

>>16575463
>VB
Poof

>>16575252

>'Strayan Cars & Bikes
>'Strayan Questions & Answers
>'Strayan Pictures & Videos
>'Strayan Blogging, Bitching & Moaning
>'Strayan Scenc as fuck

Is it really that hard?

>>16575472
gay and boring. very fucking unaustralian of you mate.

>>16575456
what?

havent got the bill yet that was a approximation

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>>16575482
Imagine what it'd be like if you didn't have to spend it on that, and could instead blow it on importing a Catfish.

What can I study at uni that actually has good job prospects after?

Obviously nothing in arts or literature, I want some realistic ideas. I'm also not brilliant at maths.

>>16575493
nah as much as id like to my commodoro is almost done :3

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>>16575500
>uni
>job
>prospects
>Australia
>2007-2017
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>16575504
I never said for here.

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>>16575506
oh in that case go nuts

Im planning to somehow get the fuck out of here and become merrican at some point this country is fucking dying.

Trump for another 4-8 years will be amazing

>>16575400
muh 6 gorillion

>>16575520
Cunt you're just a half-coon with a fleet of shitboxes, you wouldn't have a fucking clue what the country is doing

get a job

>>16575520
Centrelink don't pay you in airfare tickets and the USA sure as shit doesn't accept citizenship to people who don't have a set of skills for employment.

>>16575524
>Cunt you're just a half-coon
t. /pol/

im fucking white as they come

if i was part abbo i'd be sucking in that sweet abbo dole but i cant so fuk that
>>16575525
Bugger

>>16575520
>cant get a job in australia
>thinks he can survive in america
lmao, even the dole in your mums house is better than getting above minimum wage in the states

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>>16575493

>>16575530
>lmao, even the dole in your mums house is better than getting above minimum wage in the states
Fuggg
>>16575531
why do cunts want 9-20k for a rhd stingray here?

For the sake of argument how much would it cost to get a mint Z28 from the late 90's and RHD swap it?

>>16575531
i love you taurus guy

>>16575535
Current day conversions cost a FUCKIN SHITLOAD.

Best route is to buy a car old enough to leave LHD.
Next cheapest way is to buy one already in the country and RHD, but chances are it will be an old conversion before tougher laws and shit, and will be dodgy. Still functionally, but dodgy (brake booster on the left, dash cut and shut, etc).

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>>16575538
oh fuck i legit didnt notice

whats wrong with me these shops are melting my fragile mind

Best oc to come out of /dat/ and /o/ since WAT, Vtek and all the others
>>16575541
So wait if i get a car before 25 years old i can leave it LHD in nsw?

>>16575542
30 in NSW, QLD and most of the place.
25 on club rego in VIC, or 30 on regular rego.
15 in WA but nobody lives there so it doesn't matter.

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>>16575531
>>16575538
>now dumping previous Taurusguy shoops

>>16575546
oh cool so i can get early 90's cars soon

can i run them on regular rego?

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>>16575548

>>16575550
Yes

>>16575554
ooooh interesting

so hyperthetically say i get a mint Z28-Catfish Camaro with a 350 and manual how much would it cost for me to get it to Aus on the road not counting the cost of the car ?

>>16575548
am i crazy for saying i like this?

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>>16575567
no they actually kinda work

>>16575468
Get fucked you soft cunt

>>16575592
>Victoria Bugga
nah its shit coopers all the way

Falcunt can you not post the exact same pics every thread

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>>16575643
im tripping in this thread m8 those others are not mine

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tfw :(

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>>16575689
fugg

Hey ausfags im looking at a first car here that will get me to a to b and doesnt look too old and busted

Assuming a car is taken care of according to standard requirements whats the maximum mileage of a car that i should look for?

My dad keeps telling me to buy brand new and my friend says dont buy brand new.

I plan to drive it for 5 years

>>16575711
Holden Astra

>>16575711
>My dad keeps telling me to buy brand new
your dad is a fucking dumbass then.

Got any carfag mates? ask their help because all /o/ and /dat/ are going to recommend is falcadores, buzzboxes and shit
>>16575716
no

>>16575716
Whats the km mileage cut off i should look for?

>>16575720
500,000km

>>16575720
rule of thumb is around 200k at least for me i notice thats when shit really starts going wrong
>>16575722
ignore this guy anything over 250-300k is fucked

>>16575719
He said service cost of a used car will make it so a brand new car a better choice? What's the maximum km i should look for assuming i want to drive it for 5 years

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>>16575724
>falcunt telling others to ignore certain posters

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>>16575728
>He said service cost of a used car will make it so a brand new car a better choice?
bullshit.

a 2-6k car will usually work fine and cost less than a 13-20k new shitbox
>>16575731
pic related its you jimmy

>>16575724
>>16575722
Really? His 2006 Bmw has been getting hit with ~$1500 service costs for the past 3 years between 60km-70km.
I know bmws has a rep for being unreliable but seeing how much servicing was required for a 60km-70km car scares me

>>16575737
>Really? His 2006 Bmw has been getting hit with ~$1500 service costs for the past 3 years between 60km-70km.
thats actually not fucking bad at all for a 11 year old bimmer
>I know bmws has a rep for being unreliable but seeing how much servicing was required for a 60km-70km car scares me
Newer ones posy 2007-2009 are absolutely terrible stay far away

E39 and under are apparently very reliable

>>16575746
Toyota Corolla unironically

stay away from the CVT and Auto if you can.

DONT buy a new car and try and avoid dealers and lots

what state? and what budget /o/senpai

>>16575732
>4-6k
The thing is i work at a real estate not as an agent but as a general staff. I feel like i need a semi acceptable car like a 2012 car which is like $15k-$19k. Ill be financing.

Assuming it isnt euro would a 100,000km+ car really be okay? Can i ask the car to be inpsected by a mechanic before buying?

>>16575749
Nsw. Under $20k after haggling. I need auto because im too lazy to learn manual. No hate.
If i should avoid dealers and lots then carsales.com.au is my only option?

>>16575751
>Can i ask the car to be inpsected by a mechanic before buying?
Yes and if they refuse for any reason walk the fuck away.

Some stuff will come up that didnt reveal themselves in the test drive or inspection but thats normal even with a brand new car

>>16575756
Seems reasonable enough take your pick

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/results?q=%28And.Odometer.range%280..80000%29._.Year.range%282015..%29._.Service.Carsales._.%28C.Make.Toyota._.Model.Corolla.%29_.%28C.GenericGearType.Manual._.Gears.6%20speed.%29_.State.New%20South%20Wales.%29&sortby=~Price&limit=12

Ive had sucess with carsales in the past when selling but not really with buying they tend to be... overpriced but good quality.

Gumtree/ebay and others are DODGY and you really need to know what to look out for and thats hard with a unfamiliar car

>>16575462
>my summer car

my cunt

>>16575462
i saw a HSV mod but it was pretty crap quality.

Sadly nothing similar i can find either

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>>16575504
>Nursing
Many nurses are part-time, it's a common degree for mothers returning to the workforce to do.
>Teachers
Similar story with teachers, and you've also got teacher-aides in there.
>Engineering & Tech
Since we're primarily a service-based economy, I'll give you this one. It is a result of the shift (6 years is a long time) in becoming a service-driven economy (it's what (((Howard))) wanted)
>Architecture and Building
As above
>Studies in human society
If you study this thinking that you'll amount to anything more than a retail store manager, you're an idiot and you deserve it. I guarantee 95% of those 15 percent are academics or working for NGOs.


>>16575500
I don't reply to anything to do with falcunt. But since this has the chance of affecting your livelihood, please, PLEASE don't take any advice from falcunt when it comes to education or jobs.

I'd avoid studying things that only academics get jobs with, e.g. Social studies, international relations, that sort of shit.

Having said that, provided you're determined, you can get anywhere. If you're not a socially awkward retard like falcunt, go network; your university will have faculty balls and events. It's where I met my future employer. Work hard for a 5.5 or higher GPA, participate in uni social clubs. You get places by pulling your finger out, not by putting in minimal effort and receiving your piece of paper at the end of 3-4 years. Contrary to popular belief, the rich aren't lazy; aside from people born into wealth, people like Larry Ellison and Warren Buffett worked their arses off to get where they are. Look at how many of our Prime Ministers were rhodes scholars!

The reason we have had such high drop-out rates is because there's been this huge emphasis in the past decade by the schooling system to get useless cunts that would have otherwise pursued hairdressing or bricklaying to go to university.

t. Economics and Law graduate who "wasted" 6 years of his life to pursue his dream

>>16575829
(cont...)

Furthermore, full-time work stats are useless because not everyone wants to be in full-time work. Jobs and industries shift as an economy develops. If there's a more efficient way of doing something, consumers will forfeit the inferior way of doing something, and favour the superior.

It's why our car industry died, and it's why our farmers are going bankrupt. It sucks, since nationality is a great part of Australia, and having home-grown stuff is awesome. But if you want what is collectively best for an economy, you change your ways.

Not everyone should work the same shitty job that their great, great grandfather worked.

>>16575829
>service-driven economy
hmmm lets take a look at that shall we

>retail
falling into the sea
>Financial
slush fund money from china that will dry up at some point
>Hospitality
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Health
AHAHAHHAHAHA (insert budget cut) HAHAHAHAHHA
>Human Services
HAHAHAHHAHHAHA (insert robo debt recovery) REEEEEEEEEEEE
>IT
AHAHHAHA wait well you did admit it
>Education
HAHAHAHAH (insert terrible quality of courses and student debt)

Mate your have to be kidding right? A service based economy is fucking horrible, we've just been slowly going down the shitter since 2012

I don't reply to anything to do with falcunt. But since this has the chance of affecting your livelihood, please, PLEASE don't take any advice from falcunt when it comes to education or jobs.

Oh thats fucking rich so he should take advice from a blue pilled silver spoon faggot such as yourself

>oooh i worked hard
>oooh i can network
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I MET MY BOSS AT UNI

Fuck sake

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>>16575846
>Not everyone should work the same shitty job that their great, great grandfather worked.
Yet most of us dont have a choice

Do you think we want to work SHIT jobs? Fuck off you deluded blue blood wunnabe poofta cunt

>>16575867
>silver spoon

I came from the outer suburbs, did shit in high school and had to go to QUT for law after studying a separate course for a year (UQ is supposedly the one to go to if you believe all the bullshit about the snobbery inside top-tier firms).

It's funny how you've picked apart what I've said by laughing and offering nearly no explanation. It's kind of reflective on your work ethic.

>waaaaaaah I can't get a job
>people with experience in getting jobs offer you advice frequently
>can't be arsed to do one better for yourself

I'm sorry, falcunt. I'll listen to your shitposting on all things automotive, but I actually know what I'm talking about when it comes to this stuff.

Yes, service-based economies do suck, but it's pretty much the only viable option if we want to be part of a global economy because of our location on the globe (child labour always wins). (since you're such a commie, I'll let you in on something that'll break your heart: it was actually Labor in the late 80s/ Early 90s who started this whole "global economy" bullshit).

Just because the adults suck shit up and accept things for what they are doesn't mean that they still don't hold values that they champion; I want Australia to become a Libertarian Democracy and I campaign for that actively. But making other people change just to make things better for your situation is what babies and small children do.

Let's get back to cars, I'll read your response tomorrow (today, I guess).

>>16575899
May I also mention that I worked my arse off in uni for those 6 years? I worked two jobs and studied for 20 hours a week.

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>>16575899
Cbf typing a response on phone I'll reply when I wake up

I'll leave this pic here to blow your mind

T. Chaotic neutral

>>16575899
>>16575915

>look at me I'm successful and you aren't
>you're not successful
>I do everything better than you ever

fuck off you elitist shite

>>16575962
He wishes he was from Melbourne.

Poor cucklander will never shake his bogan past

https://e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/?hc=1

FYI guys - semondemon = foreskinanon

Thought you discucks should know, enjoy!

>>16575770
Need to get back into it, got intimidated trying to put together the underside and got distracted picking up parts, spent the next 3 hours driving the drunken buddy around and getting speeding fines up the wazoo.

>>16575777
IIRC someone started one but only got like 1/10 done before giving up. Surely the Honda Del Sol mod can't be the only quality car mod out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0HGt3aqEvs

>>16575711
Some sort of Civic or Corolla if it's just "newish" and "A to B". Low maintenance commuters.

>>16576469
Literally dickscord

>>16575400
That's the local jewish community place and they've clearly asked for it to be removed, which anybody can do if they want.

>Live on glenferrie not far away
>Have jewish friends
The cunts are always down there doing their jewish shit.

>>16575482
You blew up another transmission?

Also 5k for a tranny? are you talking shit again?

>>16575504
Lol, have you actually tried to get a job with a degree? It's really not that difficult, i've been getting showered with offers in the network engineering field and i'm not even finished my course.

>>16575524
This. Falcunt just repeats the shit his half retarded parents tell him about the world, he doesn't have a clue what's going on.

>This country is dying
>I'm going to become murrican

I'll believe that the day i see it you lazy piece of shit.

>>16575557
>Spoonfeed me guys

>>16575719
>Your dad is a dumbass.

Actually, you're a dumbass. Buying new is paying a premium for a standardized product, this is a very realistic option for someone who doesn't shitpost about 90s econoboxes on weeb websites 24/7.

>>16579016
Why the fuck are you here then Richy rich?

>>16575923
>FALCUNT BTFO

>>16579038
Jimmy bored the fuck out because he spends all his free time here

>>16575899
>>16575829
This guy knows what he's talking about and despite all the smackdown he just dished out on that retard his first comment was absolutely his most important

>Do not take advice from falcunt

I mean, that should be in the damn OP for /dat/

>>16579034
I drive a 2k shitbox because i'm one of you tards who does shitpost about crappy 90s cars, but telling some fresh cunt who came to /o/ for a little bit of advice that buying new is never an option is fucking retarded.

>>16575724
lol all my cars have been 250+ thousand km and never broken down

>>16579060
Well it is fucking retarded.

Cars devalue like shit and once the warranty is over you might as well get rid of them because they are all disposable generic boring appliances these days.
>>16579048
He does sure but he comes off like a typical arrogant prick lawyer and unifag who's "made it"

>>16579044
>Implying jimmy is stupid enough to frequent this website anymore

Alas we suffer your idiocy alone.

>>16579078
Either way all yous bitching and moaning is almost worse.

>>16576469
whos foreskinanon?

>>16579115
An urban legend, the predatory homosex Don Juan of /dat/.

>>16579197
T. Foreskin anon

>>16579256
Meet me out in a Maccas carpark somewhere in Ipswich at night m8.

>>16579075
Then 100% of cars with over 250k must be bulletproof

>>16579076
Just because you don't see the value in it doesn't mean there isn't any. Didn't your mother ever teach you how to stand in somebody else's shoes?

>>16579086
I'm not sure that
>FALCUNT BTFO
is either bitching or moaning.

Really it's a comment on how funny it is to watch that guy get shut down again and again. It provides entertainment and i support that.

>>16579115
Some creepy guy who tries to keep track of everyone's dick stats.

Only comes around when he's feeling needy and wants attention.

If I remember correctly he drives a 70 series Landcruiser ute and a Lexus CT200h and (maybe) owns a rub-n-tug which one Anon rocked up to once.

Best to ignore him.

>>16579310
>Didn't your mother ever teach you how to stand in somebody else's shoes
That's what led to the European reffo crisis, m8.

>>16579333
Are you seriously arguing it's a bad quality to be able to seeing something from another persons point of view?

>>16579373
It's Falcunt, what did you expect?

>>16579282
god no
>>16579317
glad to be of service.
>>16579393
this to be quite honest

>>16579398
FALCUNT PLEASE COME BACK TO DICKSWORD YOU MADE IT NORMAL!!1111111111111

>>16579415
even if i could i would not i had to restrict my power level to almost normie levels.

Besides the admin is a total cunt and refuses to unban me

>>16579373
>>16579393
>wanting more Sudos and other ethnic shitters
>#letthemstay

Have we not learned from Melbourne, lads?

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>>16579449
>mfw hellbourne

>>16579449
Oh lawd.

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Lads, reporti n with your CI status.

http://imgur.com/z444fPC

>>16575923
>>16579428
Falcunt pls.

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>>16579459
Lelbourne.

>>16579467
nigga we're all circumsized here fuck offf
>>16579471
plz what? A response?

Ok sure.

getting actual work after uni related to your course at all is like betting on the odds a hipster wont suck a dick and drink kombucha.

Theres your response.

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>>16579479
one nation master race

>>16579483

Kike

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>>16579491
nigger if you are foreskin anon you know why

you are clearly just an impostor!

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>>16579489
Shit's starting to splinter up here. If One Nation can take even more of QLD without losing seats come next election they'll probably start spreading into NSW. If not, Hanson's going the same way as Palmer. And there won't be any third chance for One Nation.

Pic unrelated. It's you.

>>16579512

Prove it by posting your circumcised willy for us to see

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>>16579513
i can assure you One Nation will take over the country except for victoria.

Everyone is sick of these fucking disgusting low caste indians, fucking africans and stupid chinks
>>16579519
nigga thats pretty gay so no

>>16579524

I promise not to wank off to it, post it!

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>>16579529
nah

/dat/ is already bad enough with us lot as it is

>>16579535

Are you still a fat cunt, lad?

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>>16579524
>i can assure you One Nation will take over the country except for victoria.
They'll have to prove themselves first. And while we're nothing like the States in the first place, Hanson is no Trump. She's good as something to bludgeon lefties with but we don't want her as PM.

Best outcome? Greenies in QLD are wiped out entirely in favour of One Nation. Turncoat gets pushed aside and Tone comes back and deregulates imports and abolishes mandatory RHD conversion entirely.

>>16579541
yus

teeheee
>>16579559
one can only hope i am sick of my generations leftist leanings

>>16579483
Lol nice

Well i'm actually at work in my job in the STEM field atm, finished uni at the end of last semester.

How much first hand experience do you have of getting out of uni and job hunting with your degree? Because none of my friends have had any significant trouble getting good career jobs so far.

>>16579577

How much do you weigh?

>>16579577
>Bludges off the leftist systems of a leftist nation state
>Really wishes everyone was a little more right wing.

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>>16579578
>How much first hand experience do you have of getting out of uni and job hunting with your degree?
you havent seen my many ramblings on the subject?

Shithouse lol

>>16579585
alot
>>16579588
wew rite

>>16579591
Why do you keep giving people advice you must surely know is retarded then?

Just called the mechanics, car still not done he's flat out busy.

Probably will pick up next week now

FUGGD!

Oh well more centerlink saved is more centerlink spent

>>16579609

>Why do you keep giving people advice
Learn from my retardation i suppose

>>16579591

140-150kg or more? do your friends still hate you?

>>16579625
nah like 120kg or so but its mostly THICC and muscles because stafffybuild

>friends

hahahahahhaha
;_;

>>16579637

Remember when you worked out all your friends really hated you and you moved back in with your mother?

Get a job m8 or just go to bunnings and grab some hose for your car exhaust.

>>16579655
>Remember when you worked out all your friends really hated you and you moved back in with your mother?
Yeah that was a wonderful time, wanted to kms.

>Get a job m8 or just go to bunnings and grab some hose for your car exhaust.
But then i cant shitpost on a anonymous australian banter board

>>16579665

What was the backstory for that? IIRC they were all basically taking advantage of you in some way? How did you figure out they hated you?

>>16579674
basically i was a soft target and i never saw them again.

that was over a year ago now and i am better off even if i only have 1-2 mates left unrelated to that group

>>16579686

Did you lend them money?

>>16579688
fuck no i lent money and shit off them haha

>>16579690

Have you thought about getting into an OMCG?

>>16579707
no

>>16579623
How is it learning if you're just telling them to do something stupid?

>>16579730
because then they will also learn and not come to anonymous dingo buggering board for advice

>>16579714

But then you would be feared and respected and have a ton more friends as well and not just fairweather friends. People who will back you up in a fight or just have a beer with you if you need to unload.

>>16579736
It's like you take pride in being an idiot.

Can't you get excited about other people having nice things/successful lives or something? We're all on this planet together you know.

>>16579745
gonna join a car club if i ever get my sodding car on the road for a decent length of time
>It's like you take pride in being an idiot.
Ironic you post this on 4chan from australia of all places mate.
>Can't you get excited about other people having nice things/successful lives or something?
Why do you care what some poorfag thinks?
> We're all on this planet together you know.
Melbourne detected

Gonna go do some mowing soon so ill be out for a while

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>>16579757

>>16579791
welp time to rewatch classic simpsons for the 1000th time

>>16579757
What's wrong with being on 4chan and in australia exactly? I've had some great convos and some great laughs on 4chan and australia has one of the best climates i've ever experienced in the world, life here is easy and fulfilling too.

Are you saying you don't like the idea of other humans succeeding? It doesn't bring you any happiness?

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>>16579812
>life here is easy and fulfilling too.
i-is it? ;_;
>Are you saying you don't like the idea of other humans succeeding? It doesn't bring you any happiness?

oh ok doctor phil

Can we just go back to cars?

Yeah that would be cool

or watch simpsons

http://putlockers.ch/watch-the-simpsons-tvshow-season-8-episode-11-online-free-putlocker.html

>>16579812

You're trying to talk sense to a guy who literally can't accept blame for any of his failings, lad. He is literally a fat loser virgin who lives with his mother and collects Centrelink

>>16579834
>He is literally a fat loser virgin who lives with his mother and collects Centrelink
Your implying most of 4chan isnt any different.

Its not like ive been shy about it.

>>16579843

I don't think they are and certainly not on /dat/ and certainly not at your age. Grow up, matey. Being proud of it means nothing other than that you are deluded.

>>16579834
This, you're talking to a brick wall that happened to gain consciousness and opinions about things it clearly knows nothing about.

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>>16579849
>Being proud of it means nothing other than that you are deluded.
or you know we could just talk about cars.

>>16579860

No thank you, I would like to continue discussing your life.

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>>16579864
literally nothing else to discuss.

>>16579869

Do you have any ambition in life? Do you know these ambitions need to be align with GOD's Words?

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>>16579882
>religiousfag
let me guess hillsong?

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>>16579887

Yes I am in the Hillsong Church.

Surely you see that you are directionless?

When I was in high school I thought I had everything figured out. I was that kid who everyone would say was "so mature" and what not- but I was lying to myself. There was no maturity; maybe there was a false sense of wishing for maturity, but there was so much more (and still remains so much more) to be done. I was arrogant at times because I would talk about how others didn't have it "all together" and what they should do to fix that. MAN the Lord humbled that right outta me. I realized that no matter who you are, one glance away from the savior and you will become someone you hate.

We are all human, and we have these crazy human desires that can only be offset by humbling ourselves and breaking at the foot of the cross.

>>16579822
Australia is an incredibly easy place to live a life with lots of free time and a job you can enjoy and achieve goals in. You don't need to struggle to survive here like in the states, or asia, or the euro-trash nations. I highly recommend you take a holiday to those places. I reckon you'd come back with a much better view of down under.

>>16579843

>>16579843
I'm pretty sure you're the exception and not the rule in /dat/. we've had lots of interesting and successful people frequent these threads.

>>16579913
and?

Lets go back to discussing cars and shit then this is boring and just giving the godfag a platform to preach from
>>16579899
fuck off you bible basher nobody wants to read your bullshit god ads

>>16579910
Nah i realize how good this country is compared to the rest of the world.

ive already been to Eurotrashland and hated it for the mostpart.

was a massive redpill as well.

You're responsible for your own happiness lads.

>>16579944
as i said cars make me happy and thats about it.

On the topic of automobiles what happened to the Commodore replacements? Ford has the Mustang 2 star ANCAP but GM doesnt have bugger all, not even a big rwd car until the new Alpha Global platform

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>>16579922

Your anger might be what’s keeping you from trusting Christ and becoming a Christian.

Think about it. If someone you loved was angry with you, wouldn’t you rather talk to that person rather than have them simply walk away from the relationship?

Because that’s what happens with anger. If you don’t talk to God about it, you end up walking away. But I've lived long enough as a Christian to know that when life knocks you down. God picks you up. For real.

So talk to God. He’s listening. And he hasn’t walked away. God would rather have you talk to him about your anger than see you walk away.

>>16579944
Unless you're Falcunt, in which case it couldn't possibly be your own fault because you can do nothing wrong and it's easier to blame everyone else instead of manning up and taking responsibility for your own life and the decisions you've made.

>>16579966
>Your anger might be what’s keeping you from trusting Christ and becoming a Christian.
because you all get married and ditch me and you all feel like a super creepy cult.

Most of you are incredibly false and bluepilled as well i cant stand you lot.
>>16579967
Nice projection.

I have always maintained i am a fully self aware loser asshole.

>>16579978
I don't think you're self aware in the slightest desu.

If you were, you wouldn't be in the situation you're in now.

>>16579978
You can't really deny the fact that you blame everyone but yourself for your own personal failings, that's become quite apparent over the time you've been here.


Still waiting for QFM to deliver my new brake pads, front rotors are cracked/warped and i want to put the new ones on already REEEEEEEE

Then new tyres i suppose. Anyone recommend anything in 195-50-r15 other than the RE003? I don't think i can wait for the next buy 3 get one free deal :(

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>>16575331
fed plays a particularly "classy" style of tennis people who know tennis respond positively to, nadal is an athletic freak, you literally couldn't play shots against him that were guarantees against any other plays because he moved so quickly he could run down anything, he purely outmuscles opponents, federer "outclasses" them and plays a little bit more strategically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTw0EtxLB-o

He's also quite nice and sociable in interviews.

>>16580049
what car ?

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>>16580063
fuck i buggerd it up reposting

>>16580063
NA MX-5. Running 15x7 mazdaspeed wheels, 195-50-15 is my preferred tyre size and the re002s that i have are well and truly at the end of their life.

>>16580109
Pilot Sport

>>16580109

195-65-15 is the best, lad

>>16580156
+1 for thicc profile

anything less than 45 is trouble territory

>>16580167

r u a thiccy bby?

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>>16580201
you doubt my thicc?

>>16580209

im gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat

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>>16580216
2gay4me

>>16580226

not like you getting pussy no way fuccboi may as well take what you can get

>>16580237
nah being prison gay is gay

>>16580248

rather be gay than a virgin

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>>16580251
imagine being a gay virgin

>>16579637
>muscles
coming from the guy who does fuck all

>>16579665
>wanted to kms
Why didn't you?

Would have done a lot favours

>>16580262

Hard to do, gay sex is so easy to get lad.

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>>16580264
>implying
thicc
h
i
c
c

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>>16580269
how would i drive cars then?

I want to watch the world burn dont wunna miss out.
>>16580271
hence why i said imagine, do you have an imagination?

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>>16580075
ftfy

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>>16580289
hahahaahhaha

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>>16580294

>>16580132
As in the PS3s? I've only seen people say they're bad in the wet and very loud with comparable dry performance to the RE003s.
Also $20+ extra a corner.

>>16580156
That would cut 10% final drive, fuck my speedo and not fit. Not to mention be more expensive and look retarded. 195/50/R15 is definitely the best street sizing for this car/wheels.

>>16580156
55 > 65

>>16579686
>i couldn't handle their bantz and it hurt my feelings :(

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>was mowing long wiskey grass on a VERY steep hill that was like \ incline
>suddenly 4wd mode pops out on the tractor for no reason and it goes careering down the hill at sanic speed in 2WD 3rd gear low range
>somehow didnt flip it and hit a log at the bottom of the hill
FUCK i didnt die

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_iflGzQAA

>>16580998
>things that didn't happen

>FUCK i didnt die
>things we wished did happen

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>>16581041

ill go down tomorrow and take pictures

>>16581055
AHAHHAAHAH

and just think if i died i wouldnt get to see this

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Good times

what should i study at tafe?

i want something to be proud of

>>16581079
women studies

>>16581078
>DA
>VE
lol

whos the guy next to postie though?

If I was to accidentally steer my car into a tree or oncoming semi at 140km/h+, what are the chances I'll survive and be a mangled veggie?

I can't stop worrying that I'll survive if I was to accidentally do this

>>16581087
>accidentally
Suure.

>>16581085
From left to right

Hazimmy, postie, mx5anon, mc22anon, jimmy,
DA
VE

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>>16581078

>>16581092
>requesting bottom right pic of jimmy with his red guitar

>>16581091
>mc22anon
i dont know who that is either

>>16581094
cibby boy

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Sydney boys, anyone feel like a night drive this Friday?

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>Not putting genuine mangatec oil in your LS

>>16581087
Pretty high desu.

If the crash didn't kill you the truckie probably will.

The spoons that McDonald's gives out with their McFlurries has a 1/2" square drive at the top and will fit any impact gun or ratchet.

Do whatever you'd like with this information.

>>16581268
Are you saying I could attach it to an air rachet for high speed enjoyment?

>>16581331
Sounds vaugely sexual

>>16581336
Theres nothing more sexual than eating ice cream at 150rpm

>>16581349
>150

Dream big friendo.

>>16581365
kek

A reply of "did you just assume my gender?" would have been pretty swanky too

reccomend me tyres in 205/45R16 that will last a while and are relatively good?
had dunlop direzzas which lasted <25,000km...to be fair i'd be launching the car and often having them squeel for 3+ secs.
beaurepaires a shit:

Dunlop SP Sport Maxx RT - (RRP $265.00) discounted to $236.00 each You save $29.00 when you book online
Dunlop Direzza DZ102 - (RRP $217.00) discounted to $193.00 each You save $24.00 when you book online

jax tyres have bridgestone potenza R003 at $179 each, they have really good reviews online (4.8/5 on that aussie tyre review site compared to low 3s/5 for many others).

any suggestions? ideally i'd like something to last a while. I didnt even get a year out of the direzzas lol.

>>16581468
What car?

>>16581500
MX5 I suck my bf off in it.

Get the ps3

>>16581503
Prob best off with conti sport contact 5s or something, re003s are really grippy and overkill for your car and dunlops are a no no imo.

post chill night drive music lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopDXCpZ4LU

>>16575252
please buy malaysian car
thank you

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>>16581515
No

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>>16579623
Falcunt I'll pay you $50 if you let me kick you in the testicles

Greetings from QLD

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>>16581539
Nah

>>16581553
you should get a tattoo like that picture

>>16581554
That would be pretty mint

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>people actually choose to live in Australia

>>16581576
It's hell seppo in 3 days I've been stung by a wasp then the next day a babby jellyfish bluebottle then today even the grass tried to kill me and the 35-46.03degree Celcius weather finishes me off.

Oh and the poison snakes spiders and other leathal shit.

Accord Euros are nice for the under 10k manual dd with a touch of sportiness

>>16581576
It's hell seppo. The last three weeks back at work since Christmas, I've been doing so knowing I'm only paying tax to support the lowest common denominator skilless dregs of society that do nothing to help this country move forward.

>>16581590
They are. Leave them stock standard and they're a nice frugal daily that handles fantastic.
That shifter reminds me of a logitec G27 xD

>>16581602
Poor wagie

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>>16581590
The same could be said for a sports trim Falcodore too, no?

>>16581615
I know. One day maybe the rest of the useless dropkicks who do nothing but complain about how this country does nothing for them, may find their place.
And with a bit of luck that place will be in an incinerator.

>>16581617
Sporty to look at? Sure, especially with wogblades. Sporty to drive? No.

Indian chick wants my dick. I feel like it's a box i need to tick off but i just started seeing a white bird i'm pretty sold on. Do i just go smash this indian before things get too serious with the whitey? I think i'd feel bad for it. Mind you

>>16581632
>Mind you
I did mack on with my ex just the other day, so maybe the damage is already done?

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Send help lads

>>16581632
>>16581633
Also what sportscar should i buy for under 10k (for a nice one)? Reliability > Handling > speed > practicality

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>>16581634
IIIIIIII,
I FEEL SO ALIVE

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>>16581636
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME

>>16581576
>there are people to choose to live on earth

>>16581634
Oh lawd
>>16581636

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:(

>>16581632
Too complicated IMO.
If there wasn't another decent chick in the picture, I'd enviously tell you to smash it. Indian birds something else.But guilt free dating a bird you're sold on is priceless.
>>16581635
Stick with the Accord Euro. But the first gen one (I think it's a CL9?). Second one is more of the same, but marginally heavier and duller.

>>16581635
Mazda MX-5

>>16575711
vt commo

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>>16581631
The VY S wasn't bad.

>>16581645
Already got one

Trying to think of what i should get when this one shits the bed/i wrap it around a pole. Also wouldn't mind more power/tunability. Turboing one of these is a pretty arduous affair in victoria, it'd be in the region of 8k to do legally and i'd need to buy a nice 8k car to do it to. Add the odd stuff here and there and you're looking at nearly a 20k car to get into a nice turbo MX-5 that the cops can't bend you over the back of.
>>16581644
Indian girl literally just sent me a message saying "Come over". All the while i'm asking this white chick how her day was in the next chat window. I mean, i suppose it's a good problem to have.

>>16581635
Sounds like you want a Miata.

>small 1.whatever atmo engine
>emphasis on handling and muh feels over power
>lightweight 2-seater convertible

First gen (NA) comes with the popup lights. NBs and NCs will cost a little more but you'll find cleaner examples, especially with the NC.

>>16581657
Lol. Maybe i should be taking this as a hint.

As above >>16581653

>>16581653
>Indian girl literally just sent me a message saying "Come over"
Tough call. Try to think of a response that turns her down without turning her off if you know what I mean.
>>16581651
Compared to the Accord Euro, it's rubbish. It's a nice full size sedan, but that's about it. Shame it never came with the supercharged Ecotec with a proper gearbox.

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>>16581653
How hot is this Indian chick? Show us pics.

And if you've already got a Miata and want something with more balls, see if you can find a first gen S3 in reasonable condition.

>factory turbo
>Haldex "AWD"
>muh Audi badge so cops won't molest you if it's clean on the outside

The only issue there is reliability. They're old turbo models so even clean ones are going to be wearing out a fair bit. Otherwise it's a total sleeper; a fairly unassuming looking 3-door hatch from the late 90s/early 00s.

>>16581661
My bad, didn't see that earlier.

>>16581665
>Bird update
I told her i have work early in the morning (i do but i probably could have fucked her anyway) i might see this white chick tommorow night but if not maybe i'll message the indian later in the week. It's worth noting me and the white girl haven't had a talk about being serious or anything, but i think we're both across the fact that there is something between us and we're letting it happen. Probably need to bang the indian before i see the whitey again for it to be ok.

>>16581666
She's plump but not fat. The kind of shit /gif/ would call too fat for porn but too skinny for chubby porn. Not going to go with pics because i know a dude she knows frequents here. (soz)

>>16581666
The audi's "reliability" scares me pretty hard. It would be cool though. Also i think that era of audi's are probably their worst looking cars.

I looked into s2000s but they're 15k+
Mr2s are reasonably rare and rarely in decent nick (Also not that fast)

>>16581675
Actually she just sent me a vid which won't identify her too badly.

http://sendvid.com/w7wq09tc

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>>16581675
Sounds alright. Nothing you'd jeopardize whatever comes from this white chick, though. If she can keep her mouth shut hit it one last time, if not tell her to go and jump in the Ganges.

>Also i think that era of audi's are probably their worst looking cars
Oddly enough I reckon that's the appeal. It's got a real shitbox feel to it that's at odds with its premium badge.

You could also have a look for Pulsar GTi-Rs but those are pretty hard to find.

>>16581687
The pulsars look ultimate boyracer, which i dislike, but as cars they're super impressive, i'd love to own one but like you said they're hard to find and they're even harder to find not fucked. The other thought was an R33 (I don't hate the looks as much as some and they're a lot cheaper than the 32s) but i don't know that the models under ~10ish grand are that impressive, and they also look pretty boyracer which i'd like to avoid.

>>16581687
India should be fine in terms of keeping her mouth shut, they don't know of one another. I think the plan is to hit up the rogan josh later in the week if the whitey situation doesn't advance in that time.

>>16581687
>Oddly enough I reckon that's the appeal. It's got a real shitbox feel to it that's at odds with its premium badge.
Funny you say that, when you posted the first S3 image, I looked at the thumbnail and thought it was a Mazda 323 GTX :P
>>16581681
Sorry mate, I was trying to be the angel on your shoulder, but I'm finding it hard to argue now...

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>>16581694
Only other decent one i have atm.

323 gtx's are cool as shit. Also those tx3 turbo's are neat a/f. Not super common though.

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>>16581692
The trouble there is that the best of the 90s looked blatantly boyracer; WRC specials and whatnot. We're going to have to move more towards Euro than Jap to solve this.

What would a good condition manual E36 325i do you in for? It's not going to be anywhere near as quick as a JDM-tyte shitbox but there's still a fair bit of support for them. And as long as they're kept clean there's less of a boyracer stigma attached (though if you're in Melbourne you might be mistaken for Hektik Habib.)

And in that case the path is clear; designate her streets.

>>16581694
If there's one thing I have to commend Audi on it's that the sports models (with exception to the R8) are subtle.

>>16581681
IF REAL.

NOICE

>>16581706
Can't get around the E36, something about the look turns me off. Do like the next gen of 3 series (E43?) but they seem to get more complicated/pigfat/expensive by then. I also really like the E30s but they've gone up crazy in price recently. Z3 entertained me for a bit but it seems like a lot more money for not as great a time as you get in an mx-5

>>16581706
I agree about the subtlety, audi's make the best sleepers, take off a badge at either end and you have a base model look. I also love the look of modern audis, they've done a great job with their current design language.

>>16581707
ye boi.

>>16581712
>>16581706
The E36 M3 is about the only one i can enjoy the styling on, and that seems like asking for trouble (Also 15k for a shit one)


>>16581687
I take back some of my comments about the GTI-R, i just found two on gumtree under 10k and this one doesn't even look THAT boyracer or beat up

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mascot/cars-vans-utes/1991-nissan-pulsar-gtir/1137222319

Definitely an option. I hear the upkeep is pretty high but it's a lot of speed for the money.

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>>16581712
E46, which I reckon was the last good looking 3 Series. It was this midway point between the conservative E36 and the bloated and fancier E9x. The E30 is certainly good too in both looks and fun, though significantly more dated looking. That might be an issue with defect-happy road coppers looking for something to nitpick.

Some of the lower displacement models have depreciated a fair bit too. It's cheaper to get one of these than it is a manual E36 328i.

>>16581719
If speed per dollar is your only criteria then maybe you should look into motorcycling.

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>>16581719
>The E36 M3 is about the only one i can enjoy the styling on, and that seems like asking for trouble (Also 15k for a shit one)
As ricer as it sounds there's always body kits.

>http://marsperformance.com.au/automobile/BMW/E36-Coupe-Convertible?category=All

These cunts offer a fantastic E36 M3 replica. As long as you're not popping the M badge on I don't see any real harm in it

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>>16581719
Oh man, I reckon that's as boyracer as they get. It's in red with black accents and has a massive tombstone up front.

>>16581730
I do want a motorcycle at some point in my life, but not as a car replacement. Not really looking for ultimate speed, but i want it to be able to kick you back in your seat.

>>16581741
Not sure i could live with myself for bodykitting, i'd feel like a bit of a douche, i mean i feel like that's perfectly fine to do as long as you meet or surpass the M3 in performance.

>>16581752
The vents are body colored though, all the ones i see are white and have black vents. which is boyracer a/f

>>16581730
Also in terms of criteria

Reliability > Handling > speed > practicality

>>16581758
>i mean i feel like that's perfectly fine to do as long as you meet or surpass the M3 in performance
Fair enough. For a while I was contemplating dropping an LS-whatever into a cheap 4cyl E36 shell, but it's quite a job to do and I've got no clue on how to proceed there.

Personally, I'm more concerned about how well the job is done. At the end of the day rice is rice, but is it tasteful? I've got a stock Lancer Ralliart and I see base models done up the time. Sometimes it's nicely done, other times it's a total hack job and looks like shit. Points for creativity too, of course (since every second ricer wants it to look like an Evo minus shelling out for the vented bonnet), but I've never had any issue with dressed-up base models.

>all the ones i see are white and have black vents. which is boyracer a/f
That is pretty tasteless. I reckon a clean black one's the most tasteful looking of the lot. White without rice would look awfully bland while red is eye-catching to the coppers as well as autists like us.

>>16581787
I can agree with the clean black one, i'm also curious as to if there's a way to get rid of the top mount + scoop without making a dirty great hole in the front bar.

>>16581796

Use a small frontmount, you don't need a gigantic intercooler.

>>16581823
Not a lot of room on those things, i expect you'd need an aftermarket front bumper.

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New purchase

'94 E220

Its pretty comfy desu

Any meets around sydney area in near future?

Riddle me this, lads

If there wasn't slavery and the niggers wouldn't have been shipped to america

those niggers would still be in bumfuck nowhere starving to death right?

they wouldn't have the such large numbers and freedom they have now in america?

>>16581991

Meets List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmeets

or, organise your owe

>>16582027
your looking at it the wrong way.
slavers only chose the strong so they would last the boat ride to america.
only the strongest of those survived the ride.
the best "stock" upon arrival sold faster/for higher prices.
the smartest/strongest managed to survive in terrible conditions.

america hand made the black it hates soo much, built stronger and to last longer than the equivalent african.
hitler wished he could do so well.
social genetic engineering, might be the term

>>16582047
That's no really my point

i'm sure plenty would have immigrated down the track, but all these generations of black people would still be in africa in mudhuts

Whats the facebook mentioned on the pastebin???

>>16582073
Go to meets to find out about the facebook.

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What's a good exhaust for an ecotec?
I'm thinking of getting a manta or lukey exhaust?
I want it loud and don't mind if it's a bit droney. It's manual too btw.

>>16582143
manual shouldnt be problem either way.
auto drones the worst

>>16582123
There are no meets posted wat

Ill make my own damn meet then and itll be the comfiest damn meet you ever saw

>>16582177
Please do, nobody else does it.

Facebook isn't shared because it's RL and people need to see if you're not a total spaz in person that isn't going to end up doxxing cunts and sharing their private info.

NEW THREAD

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