What's this fucker doing to prevent his cars from being hacked?

>>16551157
Stop shit posting please.

>>16551161
It's a legitimate question - it is a safety issue, right?

>>16551157

Pre-hacking them. Tesla is already monitoring everything you do and has complete control of the car at all times. If you're controlling it, it's a privilege and you should suckle Elon's nuts in gratitude.

>>16551170
I wish I could suck his nuts.

Literally nothing, just like every piece of security software and networking hardware made in the US is required to have a security hole (backdoor) for the government. Every Tesla car has a backdoor so the DARPA can take control at any moment and fuck you up.

>>16551282
Nice meme

>>16551321
I member when I was a computer illiterate, just like you.

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/09/20/chinese-company-hacks-tesla-car-remotely.html

http://www.ibtimes.com/car-hacking-darpa-funded-researchers-take-control-toyota-prius-ford-escape-using-laptop-video

http://www.drivingsales.com/news/darpa-takes-control-of-vehicle-through-hacking-its-onstar-system/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zurrQiETDHA

Enjoy your fancy big table that runs spaghetti code full of security holes written by people who gives 0 fucks about your safety.

At least when those are in your room, they can't kill you.

What is every manufacturer doing to prevent their brake lines being cut?

>>16551157
blowing them up before the hacker gets a chance

>>16551157
mods rule 10

>>16551161
It's a legitimate question.

>Tesla sends updates over the air
>Russian election hackers force your car off a cliff or ransom the Tesla.

>>16551370
Handbrake and downshifting.

>>16551157
Building rocket ships & crossing his fingers.

But making sure they stay up-to-date with everything on the internet through Facebook and Twitter apps

>>16551358

my car is from the seventies so no hacking for me

what else bothers me is the whole amazon echo thing... Yeah lets have a device in the house that listens to everything

>>16553594
>Yeah lets have a device in the house that listens to everything
"smart" tvs have been doing it for a while now.

>>16551157
AVG Internet Security

What us every manufacturer doing to prevent their tires from getting slashed?

>>16553641
lmao teslafags actually believe this

What is Tesla doing to prevent their tires from being slashed?

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>>16553594
I dont see the problem

>>16551157
Nothing. He's going to wait for a car to be hacked, then do one of 2 things..

A: he'll offer an update for the car that prevents it from being hacked free of charge to all owners, in order to make his company look good

Or

B: he'll say something like "The hack is a hardware problem and cannot be fixed on current models, but our next car will be hacking proof!" in order to scare people into buying cars

>>16553627

yes that makes it perfectly okay, I stand corrected

>>16553788
I'm just sayin, it's already been happening, Amazon didn't start this.

>Tfw Russian hackers found the back door to my cars ECU and have been broadcasting protrump fakenews into my tooth fillings 24/7

>>16553821
dummy if you didn't huff contrails from the black helicopters then you wouldn't have had fluoride injections by the Men in Black who gang stalked you 48 hours a day.

>>16553830
>Tfw trashman is an agent of the Deros trying to find samples of my RH negative blood on old bandaids
>Tfw left my car unlocked on trash day and cup holders were moved while I slept along with battery voltage decreasing by .05 volts
>Confirmed happening

>Be me cruising
>New autopilot tesla.
>Feels great no input to drive
>On interstate heading to another town
>Autopilot chimes in
>REROUTING
>Before I can do anything car takes exit
>Bad part of town
>Come to intersection
>3 urban youths step in front of my tesla
>2 come around to the sides
>GET OUT OF THE CAR FAGGOT
>Frantically mash the pedal to go.
>Autopilot chimes in.
>ENTITY DETECTED
>AUTO BRAKING ENGAGED
>PEDESTRIAN IN FRONT OF VEHICLE
>Window shatters
>Get drug out of the car and beat
>As all three are beating me
>Hear autopilot
>PEDESTRIAN SAFETY CONFIRMED
>REROUTING
>Autopilot resumes without me.

I drive an Edison.

It's like a Tesla but it's not destitute & autistic.

>>16553921
Holy shit lol

>>16553921
>Not wanting the surprise cultural enrichment package with white privilege checking add-on

Its only an extra $3500 you fucking white male

>>16553921
"Urban youths" fucking dead mate

>>16553921
Holy shit. Topest of keks m8.
I burst out laughing

>>16553921
Jesus christ some one save this.
This is the future shit.

>>16553456
>TFW all modern cars have a button instead of a handbrake lever

>>16554017
Such bullshit desu

The whole point is to have a break that is operable without external power etc.

>>16554023
I strongly dislike how mechanical connections with cars are going the way of the dinosaur.
>Electric brakes
>Electric steering
>Electric throttle
>Electric handbrake
Fuck man, all of those are not good.

>>16554023
>Tfw 99 olds shitbox brakes work when battery is removed
>Tfw 99 olds shitbox e-brake works when battery is removed
>Tfw 99 olds shitbox will change gears with the battery removed as long as I have the key in and turned to run

Tbh I can't explain the last one

>Tfw ASE certified but never have any idea what the fuck I'm talking about

>>16554040
>tfw brake by wire
>tfw throttle by wire
>tfw clutch by wire

Steel wire obviously...

>>16554057
>tfw motocycle stats fine
>tfw motorcycle runs fine
>without battery

>>16554061
Hydraulic brakes are better desu. Even vacuum assist has better feel while still working without engine power

>>16554069
It´s a 1983 DDR moped (60km/h officialy/75 in reality), I recently upgraded the ignition to a electric one.

>>16554083
Yeah I had a 72 Honda sl125 that had cable operated brakes. They sucked lel. Every rear drum I've had in a bike has been operated by a lever though but those aren't as crucial

>>16554094
The rear is actualy way more simple than with a cable.
It is just a lever on the "pedal" and a thick wire going rear.
It is crude as fuck, but works suprisingly well.

>>16554064
>take a plasma cutter to engine/trans bell housing
>Spotweld six magnetos on flex plate
>Route spark plug wires through holes I cut in bell housing
>Replace starter motor with pull start weed whacker engine
>Put gas tank for weed whacker engine where battery was
>Route pull cord through fire wall into passenger side console
>Mount cars gas tank above cab cuz no battery means it has to be gravity fed
>Replace alternator with spinning hot dog roaster

Neva been dun befo

>>16554134
It does that stock, fuel is gravity fed, ignition is magnet powered and it has a kickstarter...

>>16554142
I'm talking about muh Intrigue tho

>>16554162
You'd need to swap to carb. 14.7psi is not enough pressure for EFI

>>16551157
this is why he released the source code so autismos from /g/ can find the bugs FOR FREE

>>16554219
It also lets haxers into the source code without much effort.

>>16553452
>Russian election hackers
Please be bait

ITT

retards who know nothing about hacking talk about hacking as if its somthing that doesnt take decades of intese dedication and tons and tons of cash

>>16554327
t.script kiddie

I'll hack your toasters, infidels!

>>16553938
Underrated

>>16555530
Thanks for the shitty president Vlad.

>>16555538
Has there been a better one, huh?

>>16551282
Darpa is just a way to fund university and corporate research.

Nsa is what you are thinking about.

>>16553728
They don't offer software updates. They push them automatically.

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>>16551358
I find the lack of manual over-ride and redundancy very disturbing. if the drivetrain is direct drive, then there needs to be a circuit breaker to manually disengage the battery pack.

>>16551370
steel braided lines, brass fittings, that shit isn't getting cut.

Tesla has already allowed the robot overlords to kill the youngest FBI field agent ever appointed. that 10 second all electric car got going so fast the debris field was over 300 yards.

>>16558429
That is a problem on every modern car...

>>16555546
Literally yes. Even Trump keeps grasping at Lincoln and Reagan for legitimacy

Same thing Jeep did.

Nothing.

>>16560031
>Has there been a better one in Russia?
You aren't the brightest one, aren't you?

>tfw 90s manual shitbox

Ain't no cyber mudslime hacking me

>>16551157
just throw around the word hacking some more and maybe you can get a job at Fox "News"

A firewall that automatically redirects hackers to Goatse of course.

>>16560707
>tfw don´t even have a battery

>>16551282
Kek, not true so far

>>16551358
Of all the articles you posted, only one dealt with Tesla security. That article showed that a group of researchers did find a vulnerability in allowing for remote access by an attacked. Tesla then pushed an update to fix that vulnerability.

It is unreasonable to want software to be bug free, that is an impossible task. It is not unreasonable to want bugs fixed quickly after discovery, which is what Tesla has been doing.

>he doesn't have an ancient shitbox that uses magnetos instead of a battery
lmaoing at ur life

>>16558429
>lack of redundancy
You have no idea how much redundancy is built in to the high voltage system
>circuit breaker
There's 2 giant relays in the back that can be disabled many ways in the event of a failure

>steel braided lines, brass fittings, that shit isn't getting cut.
You can cut through it like nothing, have you never had a brake line in your hand? How do you think you size a brake line to the car when using generic lines, with a plasma cutter? A tiny pair of snips can cut the lines with ease.