/o/ during the golden age of piracy

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You got pressed into service and now your cucked enough to enjoy it. enjoy taking it up the arse from midshipmen.

I ride a hackney stallion.

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>>16541965
>not getting pressed into service
>not getting the crew on your side
>not throwing the captain overboard
>not pulling sweet manouvers with your new boat
enjoy being stuck to land

>>16542161
>sweet manoeuvres
>pigfat manowar
>all of a third of a horsepower
Ok

>>16542186
>shoot horse
>horse is dead
>cut horse
>dies of infection

>shoot boat
>fix with wood
>cut boat
>sand it down a bit

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>>16541965
>enjoy taking it up the arse from midshipmen
I absolutely will. That sounds like heaven to me.

>>16542209
why are there so many gay men on /o/?

>>16542747
Have you seen all the Miata posters?

>>16542747
That's just Alphonse, he's been avatrarfagging recently

>>16542747
>men
Alphonse is 16.

>>16542752
>he

>>16542747

Miatas and Twingos.

>>16542747
not having sex with someone that actually likes cars and wont convince you to get a minivan and make you sell your project cars


enjoy being cucked by chad when your women gets pissed that you spend more time with your car than her

>>16542822
I'm gay, but holy fuck. You /r9k/ memetists are insane.

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>>16542840
Ignore the autists that haven't talked to women once in their lives. Women are fucking awesome but they're just not my thing. Cock is a thousand times better.

>>16542840
you dont have to be salty just because your boyfriend doesnt like cars and wont blow you while you work on your car faggot

>>16542863
He does though. He gave me road head on our last date as a matter of fact.

>>16541943
Pigfat takes 2 hours to turn

>>16542873
Letting someone distract you from driving

WEW LAD

i bet you drive an automatic

>>16542882
Lrn2greentext you cancerous tripfag

>implying anyone on /o/ even knows the slightest think about sailing

There are more sailors on /n/

>>16542747
It's site wide, really.
Remember some guy saying on /k/ "wtf I thought you were normal gun nuts" lmao

Thread derailed in a record 6 posts

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>>16542992
>how
>do
>i
>give
>a
>fuck

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Hey faggots, Enjoy 5 Nauts.
You're just a blur in my hand mirror.