>invite stancefag friend to help out putting an engine back

>pretending anyone knows what tools are called

just say wrench

not everyone is an autist op

>work on car once off of a youtube video
>buy tool once at a shop

fuck now im an autist for knowing what a 1/4 drive ratchet is

>>16538117
>not everyone is an autist op
But he's not an autist, he's a real genuine CAR ENTHUSIAST

> things that never happened but help you validate yourself as a "car enthusiast" with your sub-three thousand dollar shitbox so you post it anyway

The thread

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>>16538096
>guuuuurl u ratchet
who the fuck refers to a wrench as a ratchet

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>>16538096
>Anything but metric tools
Your friend wasn't a retard, he was confused by your retardness

>>16538435
>implying there's anything but SAE size ratchet drives

EUROS BTFO

>>16538453
>He thinks there aren't metric chucks on ratchets

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>>16538428
>> things that never happened but help you validate yourself as a "car enthusiast" with your sub-three thousand dollar shitbox so you post it anyway
>he says as he posts pics on instagram of him at the self service car wash hosing down his "bae" to validate himself as a "car enthusiast" with his sub-three thousand dollar shitbox
You call yourself a real enthusiast BRO??? A REAL car enthusiast respects ALL RIDES YO

>>16538433
Everyone you mongoloid. This is a wrench. A ratchet or ratcheting wrench is not this

>>16538105
>>16538316
>>16538433
>>16538435
You niggers are just absolutely retarded. At shops they just be referred to correctly all the time
> Hey hand me that quarter inch
> I need a 3 8th

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>>16538532
Hang on I have a macro for this
>>16538433
>using wrenches for anything but holding nuts while undoing bolts
You really are a no-car.

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>>16538599
Goddamnit

>>16538096
>being friends with stance fags
You deserved it.

>>16538117
Knowing what a ratchet is isn't autism.

>>16538532
He owns a shop and very nice cars
Wannabe elitists in shit boxes should be made fun of every opportunity bevause they are straight cancer

People around here call it a socket wrench.

>>16538686
*his dad
Ftfy

>>16538489
>buy metric socket set
>available in 3/8 and 1/4 inch drive only

eurocuck btfo

your metric chuck is whatever 1/4 or 3/8 etc converts to

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>>16538117
>knowing what a 3/8" ratchet is
>makes you autistic
NO

LMAO you're just retarded

>>16538656
Incorrect, that's a spanner.

>>16538686
Is the car elitism meme real? I've only seen hating on civic drivers

>>16539950
Not knowing what a ratchet is makes you a retard you stupid cunt..

>>16538433
this confirms my suspicions that /o/ has no idea what its talking about

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You can train him OP, you can make him stronger.
You may end up with a faggot who likes stance and bits of your taste, but you may gain. Dare I say. A true friend.

>>16539997
>mfw americans call pin spinners wrenches
>mfw americans call petrol carriages cars
>mfw americans call cobblewalks roads

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>>16538433
Pictured: A wrench

>>16538096
>expecting a stancefag to have the first fucking clue about anything except ruining cars

Only yourself to blame, OP.


>>16538825
This, though that could technically include breaker bars and shit whereas a ratchet specifically has, as per its namesake, a ratcheting mechanism for expediting fastener adjustment.


>>16539997
>spanner
>doesn't extend to close a gap nor extend to create one

I can sort of understand calling an adjustable wrench a spanner but not one with a fixed jaw(s), that's just a wrench (so called because it is a tool used for wrenching). Silly 'bongs.

>>16541084
I've known this for a while, /o/ thinks crescent wrenches only strip bolts.

>>16538433
Typical Ford fangoy

>>16538652
>not using flat wrenches in tight areas where a ratchet head doesn't fit

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>>16541183

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>>16541122
stupid cunt. Google Spanner. It's just you Amerifats that call spanners "wrenches"
Pic related. Double open-ended spanner.

>>16541200
Not him but in my part of Murica a spanner is a name given to gigantic wrenches

>>16541188
>Helping buddy pull his 700r4
>Even with our extensions combined it's not long enough
>Ratcheting wrench doesn't clear
>Able to get an eighth of a turn with the wrench before flipping it over and proceeding to unthread it another eighth of a turn

Ended up buying a special extension and a swivel socket for the reinstall.

>>16541035
That's exactly what he was saying...

>>16541084
Nigger it's alphonse, not the rest of /o/.

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>>16541035
you sure are one dumb mother fucker

learn to read fagot

>>16538433
Piss off cunt