Well, let's hear it.

My car doesn't have emotions

She's a beast in bed

Nice fat ass.

It's a real piece of shit and I can't wait to get rid of it.

I have a car

I fucked it up the tailpipe.

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It exists.

>>16538056
>girlfriend

She exists

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>>16538085
>>16538095
Y-you too

It fell for the banana up it's tail pipe trick.

It's inexpensive.

I parted her out.

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>>16538085
anon, I didn't come here for those feels

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She was around in 1996

She has no problem with her carb intake

I love you

>>16538056
I have one

She's only had one previous owner

>>16538215
Lmao

I just bought a new one.

I can ride it 12h straight.

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>>16538222
I believe on average, women have had 12 sexual partners by the age of 21.

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>>16538085
>>16538099
>>16538180
oh fugggg

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>>16538258
Jesus Christ

The wife loves it
Weight reduction makes it handle better
Only has two pairs of shoes
Interior can get chilly
Responds half a second after I floor it

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>>16538258
it's just not fair

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mine was cheap because I got it used

>>16538056
I have one

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it's getting too hot

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>>16538258

I came inside her.

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I want it to be louder.

>>16538056

She's 12 years old...

it never left me

My car only drains blood every 3 months.

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She guzzles fuel and produces copious amounts of noise

>>16538085
You know, if you watch the gif long enough she eventually comes back

>>16538056
I actually fit inside it

Well my car doesn't act like a total cunt for 5 days a month. That's nice.

It's not rotting away in the trunk of an old BMW in a junkyard.

i have one

(my bf would be pissed)

i love it

I would never abuse her.

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Really Really stiff monocoque!

>>16538056
I can have more than one.

Also, nice headlights.

>>16538074
came here to post this

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It runs.

>>16538056
She looks for the mileage.

>>16538215
>>16538311
>>16538363
Kek'd

>>16538085
Racers don't need girlfriends ;_;

I never leave it out in the rain.

I have one.
[spoiler]Racers don't need girlfriends, right?[/spoiler]

>>16538994
>tfw just want gf that will run with me

she loves me

>>16539070
>tfw not a racer but still no gf
itsuki should have just said car nerds don't need girlfriends

>>16538056
I didn't really like her at first but she's grown on me

I let all my buddies try her out .

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>>16538085

I'm not sure about her mileage

>>16538056
She goes places.

>>16538437
fuck you just put bmw ownership in perspective for me

the older models are better.

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>>16538994

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>>16538085

>>16538056
It has a 4L inline six

>>16538056
She's a bit temperamental

It can take 5 guys at the same time

I spend a considerable amount of time and money on my car

>>16538085
Came here to post this

She gets ridden hard and put away wet.

>>16538056
She always gets me there

She's only five years old and I'm in her as often as I can be!

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>>16538056

>>16538056
It isnt needy as fuck all. Requires little maintaince, and doesn't mind if I don't drive it for a couple days.

>>16538056
You're a car.

she's black

If i had 0 cars for every girlfriend i had i would have 2

>>16541578

M-mine can take 9

Is my truck cucking me?

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>I like its figure
>I want to be inside of it
>I enjoy washing it
>I like the color of its skin
>It only complains when sick or hungry
>I want to touch it
>I love it
>It gets wet sometimes
>It gets dirty sometimes
>It works
>I take good care of it
>It doesn't look down on me for using lubricant
>I like showing it off
>I love the way it smells
>Other people compliment it
>It doesn't hold up traffic
>It doesn't have any loose screws
>It doesn't consume more than it excretes
>It can squat
>It can dive
>It doesn't roll when it moves
>It's pretty light when I get my junk out of its trunk
>It won't follow me around when I trade it for a new model
>I won't trade it for a new model
>I have to pay taxes on it
>Its still cheaper
>It doesn't explode every day
>It comes from a wealthy country
>It has a purpose
>It doesn't smoke

>>16538074
Stole my answer

>>16542192
[spoiler] I have one [/spoiler]

>>16538056

She sucks.

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>>16542192
Holy shit sounds like you need to break up with this girl

As for my car, it's been faithful...

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>>16538056
Look at this fat hog.

>>16538056

4 guys cant really fit in my car to well.

>>16538215
>>16538196
these

The last guy neglected her

>>16538056
>>16538085
I have one and it makes me happy

I only have 1 car

>pathetic lonely drivers

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>>16538074
20 Keks

She is economical

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>>16546198
>he has a girlfriend
>he doesn't focus solely on cars

>>16538056
She's 13 years old just the way I like them. At 18 years, they get too cranky and high maintenance.

>>16538056
Some dindu tried to get into her!

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Clean title

A lot of maintenance records

Passed safety inspection

Washed/Detailed

Weights less than 3,000 pounds

Has a heart

Never been used as a rental

Never been abused


>My car is more than 15 years old... :^}™

Its very light...

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>id never let her go
>her ass is tight
>she exist
>i take good care of her

>>16538056
>German made
>can always rely on it
>high expenses

>>16542071
>truck
Yeah you're cucked

>>16538258
You're a fucking idiot. If you knew any women and weren't shit scared of them you'd find plenty that aren't sluts.

>>16538258
This is probably true, but thats average, so you should be able to find one that hasn't had so many partners.

Also don't feel so bad, men average much lower.

It's very cheap to be with her.

It's white.

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>>16538056
She needs to get filled up.

>>16538258
Who cares? I had more by 21. Who am I to judge? Love me some strange

>>16538056
Car is in the same 3RD dimension as I am.

>>16538056
I have one.

It lets me stick my duck in it

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>>16538085

My car has over 15 years