Tokyo Auto Salon 2017

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>January 2017
>Go to Tokyo Auto Salon with buddy like I do every year
>See all the JDM fan kids with their DSLRs try to contain their jizz in their nutsacks while photographing the new Liberty Walk or Rocket Bunny kit car
>Walking down the aisle because Honda was about to do a presentation on the new Civic
>Talking to my buddy as we're walking to the Honda booth
>This weird voice behind us like someone with a bloody nose trying to talk while tilting their head backwards and pinching their nose says "A lot of English speakers here this year."
>Turn around to see this lanky girl in a faded jeans with an equally faded pink jeans shirt with a face of person with cerebral palsy
>Take a few seconds for us to realize that she was talking to us.
>Buddy looks at her "are you talking to us?"
>"Yea who else would I be talking to?"
>Buddy- "I would have assumed all the other English speakers you mentioned about"
>Troll lets out this weird awkward snicker like she just saw a penis for the first time "No, I write for Jalopnik and I'm here each year and noticed there are more English speakers every year." *flashes her pass that has Jalopnik underlined with stars she drew around*
>Buddy- "Oh that explains a lot."
>Possible pre-op Tranny- "What do you mean?"
>Buddy- "Well like most of the articles on Jalopnik, the first few sentences if not words are usually personal opinions on supposed facts that have no evidence or even followed by an explanation, and are usually false. You pretty much just did the exact same thing."
>"Ye...yeah some of the articles are pretty opinionated..."
>Buddy then just turns around and keeps walking towards the Honda booth


>Back at the hotel buddy finds her tweets.
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tldr; went to Tokyo Auto Salon, turns out Jalopnik writers are socially awkward snowflakes.