I'm a valet, ask me anything.

>>16521068
How many times have you accidentally hit or scratched someone's car and not told them?

Boxers or briefs?

>>16521083
Also, do you ever sniff the seat when a really hot girl owns the car?

Top 3 coolest cars you've "driven"

>>16521090
Only for hot guys cause im gay, even jerked off in one real quick

>>16521083
About 6

>>16521087
Neither baby

>>16521134
Beetle, mini cooper and of course my favorite a miata

>>16521068
What is your craziest sexual experience?

>>16521179
How hard was your feminine penis when you drove the Miata?

>>16521183
I got drunk once and let 3 guys fuck me without a condom. Im too scared to get tested

>>16521068
Do you drive the car???

>>16521083
never, parking cars is the easiest thing ever.

>>16521087
Briefs

>>16521134
Audi rs7, lexus f type, and a tesla model s

>>16521454
i've driven it but don't own it

Are you a Valet?

>>16521522
kek must not be a valet at a high end place.

>>16522697
Ehh usually older upper class people, get mostly Lexus's, Mercedes, audis, and bmw's

>>16521068
Why are you such a raging faggot?

What's your average night in tips? I usually do from a 5 hour shift ($30 base) anywhere from $30-90. Got lucky last Wednesday and pulled in $100

Do you pool them or everyone does their own thing?

Have your valets crashed any cars? Ours flipped a Q50 into a cemetery and another time a Merc CLS into a parked car hard enough to total both cars out and the one in front of the parked car. Both times joyriding.

>>16522933
Weeknights I make usually 40-60 and weekends around 90, but also get $5 an hour and work 6 hour shifts. We don't pool our tips so it's kinda nice. Nope haven't had any accidents yet, we don't have to go very far and we are white college guys that started this company so we are very careful

>>16521068
fuck you.
you're literally more useless than waiters,
and i would never let some random fuck sit in my lan evo

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>>16523117
>he thinks people care about his lancer evo

>>16523117
If someone pulled up in a Mitsubishi I would tell them there's a Burger King around the corner

>>16522834
You in Florida m8? Sounds like my job but the coolest ones I've driven are new z06, tesla p90d, sls amg, and a new gt3 porsche

>>16523580
Nope Memphis, working at a nice Italian restaurant

How do I get a job as a valet? Also would it be degenerate of me to be one as a 24 year old guy?

>>16521068
Do you steal loose change from peoples cars? How about drugs left in the car?

>>16523697
Go to a luxury dealership, restaurant/hotel valets are fucking retarded

>>16524160
Rich people leave bait money.

Most don't say shit if you jack drugs but the majority of the drugs you'll find are used needles and roaches

>>16521068
Is ur mom proud?

>>16524195
Nope worried about like hidden cameras or something, rich white people are crazy >>16524223

>>16523697
Depends if you can make your way up in the company, I'm 20 so I don't really need a career job right now

>>16524204
Only deal with wealthy upper class people so still on the lookout for some Coke

>>16524360
Watch out for the clapped out one where the driver brings in some airhead girl half his age.

That's the fucker who's car you need to search. And don't let them give him a loaner car. Shuttle rides ONLY. You don't want to clean up after him.

I'm also a valet, AMA.

>>16524930
>I'm also a valet, AMA.
Why don't you have a real job, faggot?

>>16524939
Because I'm too lazy to look for anything else.

Former valet promoted to parts runner then lube monkey, AMA

Not a valet, was never a valet, AMA

>>16525053
why live?

>>16525355
To continue not being a valet

Op here just drove a shitty manual 9/11 sounded like a lawn mower
>top kek

>>16526488
Is your name osama?

Are you a valet?

>>16521522
>Lexus F Type
wat