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Why are BMWs so fucking ugly aside from the front?

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Why are BMWs so fucking ugly aside from the front?
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Cool opinion bro. I have some opinions myself too
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If that's true explain the 507 and E31. Ugly from the front, great from every other angle.
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So there's something to look at in your rear view mirror when you blow by them in your Mercedes.
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>>16513546
>BMW
>ugly
You sound like a complete degenerate. I'm not crazy about some of their current models but overall old or new they are great looking cars.
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>aside from the front
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>>16513546
What is pretty for you OP? Civic hatchbacks?
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>>16516636
>Implying Civic hatches aren't better looking than German blobs
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>>16516656
>so beautiful!
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>>16516674
Looks good, and better than a German blob.
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>>16516689
yeah man very well designed car
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>>16513546
Cause they are built for insecure business men who all want to conform to look alike.
The front end is hideous cheap garbage . The grill is shaped like hitlers mustache and cracks and falls out when you close the hood too many times.
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"Aside from the front"
> fancies themselves a word smith
> has no taste
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>>16517417
>cheap
Is $130k for an M6 cheap for you
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>>16517593
I was implying the construction and parts that crack and fall apart all the time are cheap......... I am very aware of what dumbasses pay for these piles of shit that start to fail before they even reach 70,000 miles, Fag.
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>>16516617

lmao that one is the other way around
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>>16517417
I love when people try to appear intelligent but it's obvious they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about
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>>16517718
I work with BMWs and I've owned dozens of them and I've never in my life seen a cracked kidney grille (except after being damaged)
Keep living in your delusions poorfag, come back when you've actually sat in one
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>>16517738
Your a fuckind sad liar if you say you have never seen a cracked falling out hitler mustache before. You must be from another dimension where BMW German plastics are not fragile, brittle, crumbling shit, Fag!
Also, I love the way the weather stripping around windshields cracks and crumbles into ugly little bits after 4 years, but I'm sure you have never seen that ever before on any BMW either.
It's a disposable car for misinformed, spoiled fucknuts who think things are only good because they are expensive.
I would take a Japanese car with some decent coilovers and an engine swap over that German fecal matter any day.
Please don't let me stand in the way of you lying to yourself though , you assclown!
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>>16517957
Oh look, new pasta...

(or maybe old and I'm... challenged?)
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>>16517957
Lmao the crumbling weather stripping was a problem for E34's and E36's, obviously the only experience you've ever had is with 25+ year old BMWs, typical poorfag. Enjoy your jap garbage and keep living in delusions though
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>>16518060
My jap garbage has an alloy radiator , silicon hoses that are basically impervious to failure & suspension bushings that don't crack & crumble apart every 25k.
I also don't need a 10,000 dollar scan tool to fix problems with the computer controlled doors and trunk popping open after 35 thousand miles.
So thanks. I will have fun not dealing with any of those retarded problems that all bmws inherently have engineered into them.
Now I'm sure your going to respond telling me that I am delusional & you have owned dozens of bmws and you have never seen a single cooling system failure, but I need to remind you that you live in an alternate dimension that the rest of humanity.
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>>16513546
Why are troll threads always so bad?
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>>16518278
It probably wouldn't be so bad if you didn't get such a boner for German shit fetish porn.

If I liked fat chicks covered in shit and wandered into threads with people ripping on shit covered fat chicks I probably wouldn't like what I saw either.
At least I'm empathetic.
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>>16518169
...you must be out to troll.. I haven't owned one myself, but I have extensively driven my fathers BMW's ranging from 95-2009. The only major problems that we had from them were our 2004 530i kept frying cylinder heads.

Of course, my dad also didn't try to find the cheapest deal on a BMW he could. He paid decent money for low mileage BMW's, and then held up fine. Not our fault that you and your friends buy 3k early 2000's 150xxx mile BMWs and get mad when they break on you.
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>>16518401
Oh! The only problem is you kept frying cylinder heads!?!? No big deal LMAO!
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>>16518426
Sorry. I meant ignition coils. and its not a problem when you can literally buy them online and replace them all at once with no tools.

Pop hood, unplug coils, pull out, put in new coil, replug. done.
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>>16518444
Da fuck you confuse cylinder heads with coils!?!? You sound very knowledgeable. Do go on.
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>>16518169
Scanning BMW error codes cost $20
But keep trying though, glad to hear you are enjoying your soulless trash can, at least it's somewhat reliable so it's a good car right
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>>16518453
ok buddy. we're done here. time to get this thread out of here
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>>16518466
And I'm guess you only spend 2$ dollars on a crack rock too?
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>>16518466
>>16518481

can literally go to autozone or any equivalent parts store and get scanned for free.
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>>16518487
Uh oh!! now it's time for the Mexican German shit fetish guys to start chiming in!
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>>16518481
Nah but I replaced the rear suspension bushings and did toe allignment for $150 total 6 months ago when my BMW 5 series hit 370k miles.
Oh and I did an oil and filters change for $250
Enjoying my luxury highway cruiser every day, hit 150 mph on a regular basis
But as I said glad to hear you're enjoying your jap tin can. Guess doing no oil changes ever is worth it?
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>>16518521
Not sure where mexican came in but ok friend
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>>16518528
oh and I forgot to mention: bmw makes some damn luxurious skid machines.
Had a 3 hour winder drift session last weekend
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>>16518528
Uuuummmmm BMW is the one telling its customers to never change their oil until every 15,000 miles!
Seeing as how I built my own engine I make sure to change the oil every 3000 miles like specified by my non deceitful manufacturer .
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>>16513546
because you are poor and hate success.
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>>16518553
now I KNOW this thread isn't worth keeping alive. let it die, guys
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>>16518537
They made the e36, & anyone worth a damn at drifting those has completely gutted them of all the cars "luxuries" and fitter them with a rollcage.
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>>16518487
Of course you can. You can scan any car with OBD-II with a generic scanner that will give you a generic code. It's not very useful. My shop is NOT a dealership, we have a Bosch Mastertech that came with generic software, then you purchase OE software for all manufacturers (i.e. Honda, GM, BMW) and it costs a small fortune.
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>>16517727
I agree in the most repostulanian way possible,chap.
Also, henceforth forever unto dubs.
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>>16518553
>3000 mile oil changes
Are you running conventional oil without a filter or something? That's just unnecessary and wasteful
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>>16518599
Thank you for speaking factual information!!!!
But I know it won't change the fact that all the Mexican are gonna keep hanging around autozone bumming generic scan tools for ultimate driving machines!
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>>16518611
Yeah bro. I don't use a filter!
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>>16518611
Your the kind of fuck wad that thinks sysnthetic is "better" and should be put into any & every engine!
Good luck with that. I wouldn't want to buy a used car from you.
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>>16518611
You would probably put ATF in your engine if it said "synthetic" on the bottle.
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>>16518599
>>16518614

fortunately, I have enough car knowledge that I don't need a machine to tell me exactly what's wrong with the vehicle.

the generic codes are enough for me to figure out where to troubleshoot from there.

scanners are not necessary, they're just a useful addition.
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>>16518641
There's this kid with a stanced civic hatch that comes into my shop for work. It has a stock internals F22 swapped into it. Car is clean for an old hatch, I'll give him that. But every god damn time he comes in for something he wants an oil change "while it's there" and wants royal purple. He doesn't even buy it himself. He buys it from us at our crazy mark up. Stock internals 2.2. Royal purple.
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>>16518641
>>16518670
Literally all I said was conventional doesn't last as long. Thanks though COIDF
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>>16518588
You dont need to strip a BMW for winter skids though, i've seen a guy pulling snow skids in his $150k brand new 7 series.
Also the non modified M models make good drift cars on any surface
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>>16518688
What do you do when you have to upload data back to the ECU?
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>>16518688
Omfg shut the fuck up desk chair jockey!
You have enough knowledge to take your broken BMW to the dealership while it's still under warranty.
I've never heard such bullshit.
You literally cannot fix most of the problems on a new BMWs without a proper scan tool because you need to enter the individual modules and activate certain devices & solenoids.
But you keep fucking your exhaust pipe with your tiny dick and telllin everyone how much you and your e30 are intune with eachother, Fag!
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>>16518710
Upload a virus to the mainframe
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>>16518726
never owned a BMW with a warranty. All used, and maintained by me or my father. salt is real
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>>16518708
How'd you go from "3 hour winder drift session" to some snow skids!?!?
Seems Most of you Beamer fags have multiple personality disorder.
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>>16518726
you're really gettin upset there, huh?
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>>16518756
winter drifting is nothing much more than snow skids
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>>16518762
He has been upset since the beginning, read his posts. Why is that though, since he claims to drive a very good and reliable Japanese vehicle.
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>>16518701
You only put sysnthetic oil in enginenthat are designed for synthetic oil you stupid fucking , pleb!!
I'm only giving you this important information because I want you to know just how fucking stupid you sound!
I would however love for you to keep putting synthetic in all the cars you come into contact with cause I like to imagine how stupid your face is gonna look when your car catostrophically fails!!
Keep up the good work , you fucking clown!
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>>16518756
whats with the hate for BMWs here? All brand and cars have their own ups and downs. auto enthusiast forum my ass. bunch of salty kids that can only afford used ricer tax cars that have been hooned to 170k miles and sold for 2k.

then you come here and claim superiority. ridiculous. I like japanese cars, I like german cars. but im not going to act like 20k brand new jap cars from 20 years ago are better than 50k+ german cars from the same year.
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>>16518770
Yeeesssss .... make sure to read all my posts about how overrated & comically engineered German cars are.
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>>16518801
Some people enjoy over engineered vehicles if they can afford to take care of them. These are cars made for two different markets. Oh well, dude.
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>>16518782
Wew lad. Good thing I never said any of that. You don't even know if I own a car bud. You're just projecting
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>>16518807
Some people enjoy driving dealership loaners more than the actual car the spent their money on.
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>>16518838
once again, i've never owned a car under warranty. who buys new?
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>>16518801
I like owning a comfy car that brings me driving pleasure and that is technologically advanced. Maybe I would also like to own a barebones shitbox to crash in a tree and burn it down afterwards as a weekend car maybe. Maybe you can sell me yours
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>>16518832
So you saying that using conventional oil is unnesacery & wasteful was implying what then? Please clarify?
And what's unnessacery & wastful is a landfill full off old BMW cooling system parts & bushings.
You sound like Donald trump making one wrong statement and then dancing around trying to make it sound like that's not what your original implications were.
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>>16518875
I believe my original post was its unecessary or wasteful otherwise. But please carry on
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>>16518875
>>16518801
You think BMWs are overrated because you've never owned or driven one, only looked upon expensive new BMWs and their (possibly) douchey drivers. All you see is ''high maintenance costs'' ''douchebag owners'' etc.
No high maintenance on an entry level BMW like a used 335i, just pure fun and great tuneability, you should try one. There is a reason the 335i's engine (N55) is often called the ''modern 2JZ''
And there also is a reason BMWs are the most tracked cars worldwide.
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>>16518850
That's reaching quite a bit to make claims about someone you have never met IRL crashing a car into a tree.
Sounds like typical internet thread last resort attacks.
Try pretending your not in a rap video & Turning your traction control button off on your big comfy nigger puss mobile and actually driving and see how far you make it.
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>>16518933
People keep saying I have never driven a BMW when I actually worked at a BMW repair shop and have driven many many bmws...
And also to all the hypocrits telling me I have never driven a BMW I would say that it is very likely you have never driven a decent Japanese race built street/track car!
You guys are the epitome of completely hypocritical faggotry.
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>>16518956
I've drifted and beat the shit out of every BMW i've owned, including the all wheel drive X5. If you missed I posted that I had a 3 hour drift session last weekend in my 5 series.
And in contrary to older Jap cars older BMWs are quite safe in case of a crash and I am speaking from experience - my friend crashed his 2000 200sx sideways in a pole while drifting, the car nearly split in half, not something you'd experience in an E46 for example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az_Vlgy5dbM
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>>16518933
Also my dads girlfriend has a 2016 3 series and @ around 35000 miles it's already starting it's visits to the dealership for rediculous repairs like how the trunk was deciding to pop open when she put the car in reverse.
You guys are fucking hilarious, Fags.
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>>16518978
What exactly was your job at this BMW repair shop?
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hey br/o/s. i need a vehicle to attract pussy. or at least not embarrass myself with my current shitbox. i dont want nasty herpes infested skanks. i was hoping getting a used bmer would attract a slightly higher class of skank. anyone have experience or stories? was looking at the 335. also noticed some audi tts' for pretty cheap used. good pussy magnet choice for a budget?
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I have never seen a BMW and thought it looked good.

Mercedes too.
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I like my BMW wagons, and have a thing for the E39's especially.

But I'm not so naïve as to believe that it'll run forever without maintenance. Any time I buy one I plan on spending 50% of what I just spent to do maintenance that the previous owner didn't do.

No car more expensive than a cheap BMW...
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>>16518995
I never even slightly said older Japanese cars are safe for high speed crashes......and if your friend had any brains he wouldn't be trying high speed drifitng on public streets and he would also have installed a roll cage.
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>>16518996
My cousins 2015 Acura TLX was brought to the dealer at exactly 26k miles because of a ''manufacturing defect'' or ''poor soldering job'' because the tail, reverse and brake lights kept on flickering and coming on/off.
Now he's experiencing transmission issues such as jerks between gears.
Pretty pathetic issues for a ''dead reliable jap car''
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>>16519016
Not that high speed, normal drifting, we do it every weekend. Someone does wipe out like every 6 months or so but it's still fun
I have a friend who has been drifting his 2001 E46 coupe for 5 years almost daily with at least 5 crashes on the record. The bimmer still goes like hot stuff off the shovel, now wrapped with plastidip in attempt to hide the awful post collision bodywork
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>>16519031
Thats actually an American car , dumbass. Why do you think the new nsx is sooo ugly and disappointing.
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I've never been overly keen on how they look, but I saw an M3 in signal green the other day, and it looked decent.
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It's great that you're all arguing with each other here, but no one here is yet to tell me why BMWs look so fucking ugly.
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>>16519870
I told you!!! It's cause they are built with conservative looks for conformist business men & they got a hitler Stache on em , but you seem to like the hitler Stache, Fag!
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>>16520112
What the fuck kind of answer is that anon

Conservative look? Conformist business men?

Then why are there so many faggot teenagers out there who obsess over owning a BMW? They don't look like conformist business men to me.

And the "Hitler stache" is literally and objectively the best looking thing about those cars.
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>>16517417

>The grill is shaped like hitlers mustache and cracks and falls out when you close the hood too many times
>making up problems even bmw haters have never heard of

you have never even sat in a bmw, haven't you?
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>>16520112
Shit i think what you said just makes me like them more
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>>16516689
>looks good

a-are you blind?
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>>16517417
>the grill is shaped like hitlers mustache and cracks and falls out when you close the hood too many times

what
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>>16524086
You fucking faggots are only lying to yourselves, not me. Burn in hell hitler fags
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made this for you, Beamer Faggots.
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>>16513546
>base model (anything) is ugly
Wow who woulda thought?
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>>16525529
face lift e39 with ebay headlights...
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>>16525529
Omg the horror of replacing that! It must have to go on a boat back to Germany, leaving the owner carless for months! *gasp*
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>>16525919
Ooohhhhhj now we're admitting they break all of a sudden.......
I thought no one ( who was ssooooooo lucky to have gotten the privilege to even sit in a BMW) had ever even seen a broken kidney before!?!?
Have fun shelling out money for broken grills with all the other faggots, faggot.
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>>16525803
I remember when base model meant you still had to wind your windows and he seat fabric wasn't as pretty
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>>16525803
Wow yeah, sure is ugly huh? How could anyone like the look of this thing if it doesn't have a shit ton of modifications?
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>>16525803
>ugly
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>>16526083
Cool, Fag.
What's your point?
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>>16526174
>this triggers the toyotard
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>>16526083
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You guys wanna fight fire with fire huh? I know bmws gonna lose that argument, better come up with something else..
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I don't even have to save individual images of bmws on fire . I can just type BMW fire and start taking screen shots. There's no shortage of combstable beamer pictures on google you fucking hypocrits!
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Needless to say there's no shortage of Burnt Motor Works car photos to be had!
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>>16526253
>better come up with something else..
k
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This ones my favorite.
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>>16526281
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oh my god fuck totota though seriously fuck them so hard. there's about 20 toyota-specific shitpost shill threads in the catalog right now.
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>>16526403
>>16526354
>>16526345
>>16526338
>>16526333
>>16526325
You faggots all failed to capture the sheer volume of BMW fires by only posting single images of burning toyotas...... I'm sure you tried googleing "Toyota fire" but it didn't have the effect you were hoping for did it?
Nothing even close to the droves of results when you google " BMW fire"
sorry you couldn't do a screenshot to the same effect, you massive faggots!
I'd say it would be cool if there was a BMW driver genocide but then I'd be afraid I would be agreeing with axis & your shitty cars that are already trying to burn you all alive..
HAHAHAHA you're all so fucking pathetic!
" NOOOOOOO THE GRILLS NEVER FALLOUT OF A BMW. I never seen that and I have owned dozens of bmws!!!"

Here's a picture of a Celica on fire...... & here's fucking pages of bmws burning up , but you guys still don't beleive the evidence .... youre all fucking hopeless, never fix your own cars & suck ass at driving!
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>>16526458
Did you just type all of that?
>>16526403
/o/ is infested with them. It's a perpetual cancer.
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>>16526472
Yes I typed "all that" in less than 5 minutes cause I passed the 5th grade and I can write 2 paragraphs without getting a headache.
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>>16526487
Fuck off.
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>>16526498
The reality a BMW driver lives in.
Pic related
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>>16526498
Yeah. I guess I'm done here.
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What a shit thread
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>>16518401
Whoa buddy, hold on. My early 2000s bimmer with 187k is just fine thanks. Actually surprised it hasn't given up the ghost
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>>16527215
Breh. Have you ever even sat in a BMW.
Cause the people who do sit in them are sooooo wealthy , prestigious and supremely godlike that there isn't even a million other assholes in major debt trying to look like they have money drivin them , breh.
Breh, it's like more rare than a buggati breh.
I mean have you even ever even sat in one, breh?
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>>16513546
>BMW
>ugly
Step aside faggots
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>>16527364
Pure autism
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>>16527364
>>16527857
Right!?!?! Fucking str8 autist!!! Why do Beamer fags talk like that all the time?!?
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>>16526281

>googles bmw's on fire
>woooow look at all these pics of bmw's on fire!!!!

just curious, do you have a girlfriend?
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>>16528086
I dumper her bitch ass & last I heard she burned alive in a BMW electrical fire.
Thanks for trying to imply that I can't some how get a girlfriend without owning a BMW.........I'm not that ugly , uninteresting , and poorly endowed.
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>>16528138

Spoken like a true virgin
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>>16528360
So there's obviously nothing BMW related that you've actually got in defense of your plastic disposable razor of a car is there? All you can do is yell your mad, and poor , and a virgin.
Which I can assure you I am none off.
Here's an interesting fact about me that's too strange to be made up.......I have a 10000 dollar Honda z50 gold plated mini bike. does that sound like a poor person......I just dumped my girlfriend this morning cause I can't stand her naggin bull shit any longer.......so your insults are invalid.
I work on all my own projects. car or bike or truck........owning a BMW is for stupid boring rich kids who grew up in the suburbs and thats the car your shitty boring republican parents dropped you off at school in.
You some how formed the idea in your head when you were a spoiled little child that BMWs are cool because they are the most expensive & with your 7 year old logic that money equals supieriorty you & your parents were fooled by the "ultimate driving machine" commercial and all the glitz & performance buzzwords into shelling out tons of money unnesacerrily at a perfect consumer bank account raping machine.
You don't have the skills, creativity, or balls to build your own fast car so pay waaaayyy too much for one & buy into an illusion of grandeur that you bought some kind of superior car and it automatically bestowed great driving ability upon you.
Sound about right, Faggot?
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>>16528433
Wow take a look at this stud.
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>>16523989
>hatchbacks?

He is in denial
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>>16525963

Why are you so butthurt over BMW owners though? Did they cut off your bus?
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>>16528603
You sound like you Street race a lot of short busses. Must be quite a challenge for you. I bet your quite proud of yourself.
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>>16526281
>>16526288
made this for you, you ausistic jealous poorfag.
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>>16526281
>combstable
>hypocrits

This has to be a 14 year old just trolling. No adult is this angry over someone's vehicle preference. No adult can be this stupid.
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>implying a BMW E30 has an ugly front

Kys
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>>16528433

>brags about owning a 10k gold plated toy bike
>oh boy
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>>16529645
Yeah a 10000$ mini bike that won't crumble to pieces and fail at every possible engineering point after 4 years.
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>>16529699
But BMWs last for hundreds of thousands miles with low maintenance.
Too bad you would not know that because you own a $10k Honda toy bike
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>>16529699
Who in the hell rides a mini bike enough for them to reach failure point?
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>>16528433
this has to be a copypasta, please tell me this is a copypasta.
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>>16528993
>No adult is this angry over someone's vehicle preference. No adult can be this stupid.

You do know you're on /o/ right?
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>>16532258
Just cause people are ripping on your joke of a car doesn't mean they are angry......... it means they think you're car is funny and amusing the way it breaks all the time.
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>>16513624
>Ugly from the front
get a taste faggot
>>16513546
the front is the ugly part in every BMW since the E36
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>>16516689
t. 6 year old who likes hot wheels
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>>16518741
underrated post
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>>16528433

> I have a 10000 dollar Honda z50 gold plated mini bike

haha wait did this just happen
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>>16534048
Yeah. I love it & it's soooo much more reliable than a 65,000$ e92 & loads more interesting to look at.
It's like rideable art or jewelry.
Thanks for so thouroughly reading all my shitposts.
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>>16534513
gos that screams "poverty in denial" youre a step above fucking lloyd in dumb and dumber with his rupp minibike shitheap

I hope you enjoy the sound of e92 turbo backfires

thats all your getting
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>>16529726
Third world people
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>>16534542
I'm alread don't enjoy BMW drivers tailgating me while I ride my motorcycle at 5-10mph over the posted speed limit , so I don't know why I would enjoy the sound of their back fires..... I also don't enjoy watching Beamer fags attempt to race street bikes on the freeway in their hopeless attempts to try & prove that their pretentious fag mobiles are faster than a steer bike on a straight strip of asphalt.
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>>16534542
I also have 3 cars and two trucks , but I was implying that I would rather have a limited edition Honda mini bike with 10000 invested into it than a boring looking plastic pile of failures that cost me 65,000.
Sorry for sharing a free thought with you conformist faggots.
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>>16534595
You can buy an E46 M3, which is one of the best vehicles ever produced, for under $20k.
You're fucked in the head if you think otherwise
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>>16534810
I changed the Control arm bushings on your "best car ever" and rusty water started pouring out of the bolt holes in the boxed out portions of the uni body frame. Good thing they need to have their CABs changed out all the time so you get plenty of opportunities to drain your frame of rust water on the "best car ever made."
Yeah...... sounds like the best car ever to me.
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>>16528433
Is this pasta?
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>>16534922
>claims rust on E46's
>not knowing that Jap cars are the most rust prone cars on earth
>claims an E92 costs $65.000
you indeed are fucked in the head man,
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>>16535447
Just cause you pay someone else to do something extremely simple like change some control arm bushings doesn't mean your e46 isn't mix'n up rust cocktails inside it's frame for you, Faggot.
Pic related to BASE PRICE e92, faggot!
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>>16536269
Do you realize that you can't buy a new E92 for the past 5 years or so?
Reminder that your favourite JDM cars are made of thin metal and they don't just have rust inside the frame, they rust everywhere including above the fucking windshield.
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>>16534922
Same shit happened changing lower caster arms on my gs400. Weak b8.
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>>16537139
>>16537146
Hahahahaahahahah classic! Fuck toyota tho.
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>>16537050
>Initial R
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>>16534584
A 335i with a 3300 dollar single turbo kit will eat 98 percent of anything on the street alive lol
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I've recently been looking at new cars and have been generally disappointed across the board, this is mostly with respects to build quality and materials.
I looked at a m135i, m235i, and m140i.
I found myself in a neat cabin that was typically BMW reserved, I however was not happy with the use of materials. The sunvisors are cheap and flimsy, the door cards were hard plastics that I would expect in something Malaysian, seats were good. Centre console and door trims had much hard and non premium looking plastics. They do look fantastic from the outside. For a comparison I looked at the M2. Much of the same with spatters of Alcantara (makes everything better).

I then went and looked at an Audi S3, S1, RS3. The insides of these seemed as a whole better. Especially the RS3. The outside is not personally appealing though.

Then looked at a Volvo S60 T6 r design polestar.
Well, that was a quality build. Everything was put together really well, materials were good everything felt premium. Again the outside isn't to my taste.
Looked at a Lexus RC f. Again really felt well made, materials were good. Great cabin.not what I'm looking for though.
Went and looked at an A45 AMG and c250. Jesus, WTF. The roof liners are cheap scratchy material, the massive use of God aweful black plastics. I just don't even know anymore .

These auto makers need to stop cashing in on their badge and get back to making quality cars.
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>>16536269
>base e92
>M3
>base
kek
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>>16513546
They're not so bad looking anon tbqh
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>>16537608
But the idiots who buy them will buy them regardless
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>>16537766
This is unfortunate and true
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