/dat/

first for 12 valve excels

>>16510838
2nd for 16valve ls

>>16510829
Hi falcunt

>>16510829
Why do you guys jump the gun now?
'cucked as fuck'?
I am for self-deprecating humour but this is just pathetic now

>>16510882
It's just Falcunt trying to exercise his authority over the /dat/ because he got booted from the Discord.

Pretty pathetic really.

As someone who would never be caught dead owning a falcon or commodore I picked up a hire car today. a VF SV6.

I am legitimately impressed... also it's made me lust for a car with proximity/fob locks/ignition. Holy fuck do I hate keys.

>>16510888
Cant wait for him to kill himself.
If we all ignore/block him and his threads and he obviously cant get his attention fix elsewhere. I imagine it would only take a month before he offs himself

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>>16510905
why do I have falcunt pics saved

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This is now in effect

>>16510925
please ill just go back to even worse boards

do you really want to let me loose on other boards or websites?

>in the future, we will harness the power of black mamas to charge our electric cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4utpaidX79c

>>16510963
Yeah, as long as it's not here.

Go to the MCM forums

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>>16510895
V8 shits over it

i like the VF its just im too poor to afford one hence why ill get one cheap down the line
>>16510967
Nice try mcm

>mfw even this shithole of a board/website cant hold me

And i am only lvl 25 imagine higher tiers? I cant wait

>>16510970
Are you going to spend $20k on it as well

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>>16510987
Pfft ill spend 2000k and put a AU front end on a real F40 just to piss you all off

>>16510991
I wont hold my breath you pathetic piece of trash. Drive your waste of scrap metal at maximum velocity into the nearest concrete pylon and I promise I will only buy and drive au falcons till I die

Saw a Ford F150 slammed and with giant 24(?) inch chromies today.

It was glorious.

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>>16511100
>I promise I will only buy and drive au falcons till I die
nah mr tripdubs i wouldnt wish that cruel fate upon my greatest enemy.

Well Jim already owned one so he's at least used to them

Dont worry you will be happier to keep me around to watch me suffer

Whatever happened to falcondouche?
where did he go

>>16511158
not sure.

if you want a non meme answer i couldnt tell you

>>16511158
He's FIFO now i'm pretty sure

Prolly back in a week or so

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f/acebook.com/DashCamOwnersAustralia/videos/1310076745718629/

What would you do?

I'd run the cunt over
>>16511168
coolbeans.

>>16510970

Fuck V8s

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Decent Nissan mechanics in northern Melbourne suburbs anyone? Also anyone know a mechanic for RWC who isn't a cunt

>>16512562
>centrelink online
noice

>>16512562

literally what am i looking at.

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>>16512945
It's a car anon

>>16513095

oh is that one of the cars that you always used to see as florist and party supply delivery cars?

>>16513134
Yeah but not a Polo, it just has polo wheels for some reason.

>>16512562
S-Cargo as fuck.

SR20DET swap when?

>>16513397
holy shit i just realised why it's called s-cargo
escargot because it's a snail

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>>16512562
Fuck off Fugg Defagmo. You're not welcome here

>>16513450
Yee boi.

Also because it's really really slow.

>>16513397
0 Chance of it fitting but i'm looking into a B16

>>16513466
>:^(

>>16513470
Words can't describe how slow this is. I'm sorry if any of you drive on Plenty road and have to endure me doing 40 up a hill

>>16513491
Imagine though, 250hp in a 970kg body

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>>16513499
>tfw no 250hp sleeper S-Cargo

>>16513499
It would roll so badly

How hard is registering a car in WA

>>16513792
just turn up at main roads sober and you'll walk out with plates

>>16513797
Do they look at the car at all? Like a thorough inspection?

>>16513806
isn't the blue slip a prerequisite for rego

>>16513812
sober up ya white daaaaaaaaawg

>>16509891
Nowadays?
I guess they are all basically overpriced shit with only BMW making some good cars.
Especially Mercedes went down the drain.

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>>16514187
Dont you have a fpv f6 chassis to bend?

do us all a favor discord shitheads and at least de drip

>>16514187
>BMW making some good cars.

Name a good new BMW that isn't a 2 series
>spoiler: you can't

>>16514216
I love bmw's especially when their owners court me for anal sex in the bunnings carpark, i just drift into the nearest pole and drop my daks.

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>>16514204
>fpv f6

>be me
>go on Ford forums to research FGs
>someone has an XR6 turbo with an FPV badge
>bogans get mad about it
>MFW they actually think an FPV is special

>>16514242
Funny because its just a AU3 IRS chassis with a bodykit and a Barra 310T
Also lol i didnt know about this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FPV_F6#Motor_magazine_controversy
>Ford Quality
Its not a meme either T5's apparently EAT clutches

>>16514242
God look at the bogan tax on these

https://www.carsales.com.au/car/fordperformancevehicles/?sortby=~Price

I could get a regular XR6T for like 8-12k with a shit tonne of mods

They really are over rated i was looking at HSV's before and they are even cheaper and have low as fuck km

>>16514231
https://youtu.be/5z2DWYrvIKs

Cheer me up, lads.

>>16514216
If they're still selling the M135i that's a decent one. A pity we're only getting the 5-door models, though. The 3-door looks better, almost like the Z3 coupe.

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>>16514335
>Cheer me up, lads.
whats up anon?

Here have this cancerous pos

https://youtu.be/5fndiY-tuys

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>>16514360
>whats up anon?
Dumped via text. Wasn't a long relationship but it's an abrupt and inconclusive end.

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>>16514375
Lucky you ive never had a gf and last time i saw any friends was over 2+ years ago

Ill just become mad max ive stopped giving a shit.

As much as this place sucks a dick its nice it will always be here.

Just be glad you experienced a brief moment of happiness.

On a lighter note

https://youtu.be/Rx2hbjibM5k

>muh aussie built Holden V8
Gen X are so funny.

>>16514451

>5.8 litres
>forced induction
>only makes 633hp

B O A T
O
A
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A N C H O R
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O
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>>16514257
>>16514264
Samefag
>>16514406
>myfirsttimewillbespecialfalcunt.jpg

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>>16514467
a LS could do that NA
>>16514530
(you)

https://youtu.be/37yGv061bIc

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>>16514406
>Just be glad you experienced a brief moment of happiness.
What I'd do to forget it, Fatcunt.

The feeling bites.

Rip Holden

https://youtu.be/wWOFjZm6MzU

and Barra Turbo, you where both too good for this cruel world

>>16514697
>What I'd do to forget it, Fatcunt.
Watch the many sci fi's about memory wipes, it only makes things worse mate.

Better to remember

Total Recall (1990)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

>GM Cant turn
Finally we can put this meme to death
https://youtu.be/L0YI3OJoPJE

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>>16510941
delet this

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>>16514745
>my falcunt when i am literally the one saving and spamming these myself
Nice try

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>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Seems like the last thing I should be watching.

>>16514845
ive never even been in love so watching movies like that makes me want to kill myself.

Up to you mayne

Dont whatever you do watch 500 days of summer

>>16514753
Mate I got that of his facebook page

>>16514891
falcunt here i better update

>>16514216
1 series
4 series are also pretty good

>>16515037
Why is the e3x series so over rated?

>>16515102
Its earned its reputation as being the last good series. E46 was okay but it was probably the last good one of the main models. Currently the best ones are the less popular ones like the 1, 2 and 4. Even the current 6 is pretty good actually.

>>16515130
so modern bimmers arnt any worse?

>>16515102
Good (though conservative) looks, plentiful parts, and deprecation brings them into affordability for gronks like us.

The E30s are starting to hold their prices now and some models may start going up. Automatic, 4-door and convertible E36s are still reasonably priced, though a 2-door manual E36 328i is going to be a little costlier.

As >>16515130 says, the E46 was the last "good" 3 Series. Or at least the last good-looking one. From E9x onward they became bloated.

thoughts on the fiesta st?

>>16515137
Eh it depends. I wouldn't buy anything that isn't at least a 2.5 since anything less is usually just a turbo or twin turbo 4 cylinder. The ultimate current and affordable skidmachine is the 1 series.

>>16514731
Dude in the evo can't drive for shit lmao

>>16515137
Apparently it's harder to service newer ones yourself, and parts are going to be more expensive. I've never done any wrenching in the first place, let alone on old BMWs, so I can't confirm this. Ask BLDC.

>>16515150
Get a dark blue three door.

>>16515152
Yeah obviously anything that isnt the i6 or v8 are gonna be trash

what are they like though reliability and build quality wise?
>>16515155
>moving gm posts
fordcucks btfo for the last time
>>16515156
Are the memes like no oil dipstick true?

That sounds absolutely unreal to me

>>16515150
Good hot hatch, cheaper than Euro alternatives. Large aftermarket.

Did we get the 3-door FiST? If so, look for that one. If you want more space and more boost stock consider a Focus ST or go back a few years and have a look at the Focus XR5T.

We also had a Fiesta XR4 which wasn't anywhere near as fast but it'll be cheaper and easier to take care of. Still a good A to B car with a bit of spirit.

>>16515167
>Are the memes like no oil dipstick true?
Apparently there's an oil level display somewhere else. Either on the dash or in whatever infotainment system comes standard with the 3 Series.

This isnt real is it?

https://youtu.be/tDBnBVAvHBA

>>16515178
Like that ^ ?

and this ?

https://youtu.be/OhMCCTCvkSQ

Its a good idea but why not have a manual dipstick.

WHY are modern cars so over complicated?

>>16512562
I feel the hand placement is under appreciated, well done

>>16515191
>WHY are modern cars so over complicated?
It's out of sight and out of mind for normies. As far as they're concerned it takes care of itself and they don't need a regular one because they can check it digitally.

>>16515167
I actaully can't find anything that says they have no dipsticks so it might be just a meme or something from a concept car. I've worked on a few late 2000s models and they had dipsticks I think, at least the 3 series did.

Reliability depends. 3 series are pretty reliable, 5 is very reliable, 7 is a world of shit when it starts to get high kms and the X series can vary. Apparently the 4 series is the most reliable of all the models right now.

>>16515201
Whats next? Factory sealed engines that only dealers can service?

The whole process of even changing oil in these cars seems like the absolute pita smart phone appliance type crap

>>16515205
Do you suppose issues with the X series stem from whatever AWD system they employ and more shit to potentially go wrong, or because the majority of drivers/owners are women?

>>16515205
isnt it from 200x cars onwards they are all digital only?

At least have the dipstick as a back up if the fucking sensor fails or ecu or whatever shits itself

>Screen crap itself
>cant check oil
>probably cant even start car
WEW

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>>16515156
It's not too hard working on an E36. Working out how to actually get to something is harder than actually doing it. There's not much room in the engine bay to get to anything.

That and Torx. Fuck Torx.

>>16515201
This. Modern drivers are idiots. There was some woman with a fairly new VW that had low oil and she refilled it with cooking oil.

>>16515207
A few sports cars like Alfas have sealed bonnets.

>>16514731
now lets see a commodore beat the cyber or tilton evos times at eastern creek.,... oh wait, even the v8sc's are slower! BY SEVEN SECONDS! LMAO!

>>16515212
>drivers/owners are women
oh gee i wonder

they probably mount curbs and accidentally neutral drop it all the time then try and go "offroad" and everything breaks.

Why cant normies grasp the concept mechanical parts fucking wear out?
>>16515223
I know the bmw i3 is one that isnt consumer serviceable.

>>16515225
Come near me on the highway and say that and not on your pissy little racetrack faggot ill drag you till i hit the rpm limiter in top gear and wont stop for anyone even the NSW HWP

>>16515212
For a lot of the luxury reliability shit it can mostly come down to owners, particularly women being the owner. I know the V8 X5s are pretty bad and love to shit oil and the the X3 is pretty bad in other ways. The 6cyl X5, the X6 and maybe the X1 are the only X series I'd ever go near.

>>16515241
is it also true that the X series are just a regular 5 series thats been lifted?

SUV's are fucking memes

>>16515234
>Come near me on the highway and say that
I would but that means id have to slow down to let the 2000kg boat catch up

>>16515214
>torx in the engine bay
On what parts? I don't remember seeing any on mine. Or at least not on regular and commonly replaced parts.

>>16515255
try 1680kg

You'd blow your head gasket due to too much boost before i even see you in my rear view mirror

>>16515247
>is it also true that the X series are just a regular 5 series thats been lifted?
Size wise I suppose. They have the same interior spacing as a 5 series, albeit more head room. But of course it's AWD and there are different engine options plus it is actually capable of off road, so it's different from the 5 in that way.

>>16515265
nah 2080kg with you behind the wheel

>commoshit redlines in second gear
>ls1 goes bang
lmao

>>16515259
Pretty much everything to do with the belts is T50 Torx. Both tensioners are using it for example.

>>16515270
But its based off the sedan chassis right?

Dunno why everyone loves bimmer suv's

Carfection said they where 'comfy' but that was about it.
>>16515278
i worked out the maf delete helped the box grenade because before i had the mafless done the CEL came on when it was cold and i know now it was the gearbox dying.

Fucker didnt do it when i first got it REEE

>>16515279
I never had to do any belts so I guess that's why I didn't see it. That's a little strange then but I have a torx set anyway so I'm all set.

>>16515278
>nah 2080kg with you behind the wheel
Savage.

>>16515234
That's big talk from someone who chickened out from punching on with another bloke after purposely calling said bloke out.

>>16515288
Actually the early X5s have more in common with Land Rover than the 5 series since at the time they owned Land Rover. I haven't read anything about later X5s being based off the 5 series either.

>>16515302
>Wanting a 40 year old troll who hangs out on /o/ and now a discord run by a bunch of 20 year old melbournite hipsters to drive 2300km+ to coffs bp and punch me in the face
You know when i think about it like that its even more funny.

Thanks Aussie Muscle for using your wagie words
>>16515312
TIL

What bimmer u drive?

ive always wanted a e39 but their engines are so anemic even in the top trim dinan stuff

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>You will never own your own town and turn it into a aut/o/ mad max style mecha
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-acreage+semi+rural-qld-monogorilby-120749941

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>Dat intro
https://rutube.ru/video/fb3388090456533641d353f8373da7da/?pl_id=656765&pl_type=user

MYYYYYYYYYYYY RALLLY

If boongs had a car culture what would it be like? We know from the Americans that nigs go for huge rims, donks, etc. and that spics steal and rice Hondas.

>>16515499
boong car culture currently is clapped out commodores that sometimes have stupid rims.

>>16515499
watch all 5 episodes of Bush Mechanics

and dont pretend to have seen it because you watched the 1 minute facebook video highlights, i mean actually watch entire episodes. "The Chase" and "Payback" are excellent examples imo of boong car culture

>>16515506
In what state is this? I've never seen noongs driving in Brissie.

I was thinking it'd be something like that, with a little bit of a Mad Max touch to it. Commodores with as much weight stripped from them as possible. Smashed windows, no bonnets, on steelies and coated in dust.

>>16515523
NSW SA NT

>>16515527
I figured they'd do shit around the NT, but aren't they all park-dwelling drunks outside of their trouble-plagued remote communities?

>>16515523
NT mostly and also SA. They're usually VT Commodores too.

>>16515531
They have to get to those parks to bum around somehow so they have Commos. Buses won't let them on because "dey racist for chargin me money fo da bus on me land".

>>16515539
Taxis and shit hate them as well

>>16515560
Because they do runners all the time.

>>16515565
And are stupid drunk boongs especially in town around Coffs Urunga Nambucca and shit

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>knocking sound coming from left side of engine of shitbox Mirage when in idle

Don't tell me another engine is dying on me.

What is the cheapest turbocharged car I can buy that isn't a bitch to work on? i want a bit of a project.

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>>16515627
AE112R.

>>16515627
Falcon and a truck turbo

>>16515672
>AE112R
god damn this thing is beautiful, too rare though as there's none available in WA

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>>16515702
Well shit. The only one is in NSW.

>https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Corolla-2001/SSE-AD-4049470/?Cr=0

See what Scumtree has to offer. It definitely ticks all the boxes otherwise

>cheap
>turbo
>easy to work on

It isn't particularly quick stock but it's pretty lightweight.

>>16515672
But is it real wheel drive or fag wheel drive?

>>16515692
2nding this

get cheap turbo headers from a barra or ebay and go to town

>>16515724
>RWD
>turbo
>cheap

Pick two at most.

>>16515723
>5k
>For that...
No that milage is on the high side as well

Falcadore ls v8 or Barra Turbo

>>16515627
>>16515735
theres older audis but they're reliability nightmares

>>16515735
Theres tonnes its just their all thrashed

blown turbos blown gearboxes blown engines and everything in between.

anything remotely good has been run into the ground.
>>16515745
anything with high milage from the 80's onwards is absolutely fucked

Audi's are glorified VW's from the the 90's onward

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>>16515739
Could easily negotiate it, I reckon.

>>16515749
http://www.rollaclub.com/board/topic/49043-thinking-about-buying-a-ae112r-turbo/

Knock yourself out.

its not worth 4k if it has any issues at all, oil or otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ097nsG0PY

Thoughts?

>>16511171
i changed my name a long time ago due to people thinking i was falcunt.
i also mostly quit chan. have been gone since before xmas
what can i do for you?
also im not fifo

>>16514406
implying max never friends
>>16515333
needs roads before it can become a skid complex.
a religion built around tyres, makes it tax free

>>16515965
>a religion built around tyres, makes it tax free
i aprove
>>16515947

Also thanks for changing your name, wouldnt want anyone copping flack because of me.

Hows the Falcon going?

>>16515947
idk, just wondering where you'd gone is all

>>16515998
i left because basically, falcunt thought he and i were very similar and i realised that, if he thought that, perhaps others were of a similar mind.
and i will not abide that.
so, selling one car, selling one bike, de-registering another.
more time in gym, trying to cut down on booze. soon i will be the anti-falcunt

Why does Falcunt try so hard to be liked by everyone?

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>tfw you will never have a Disco Volante

>>16516068
When you only thing in life is a persona on an anonymous imageboard your gonna try to keep people liking you

Shame for him he is a fucking retard so everyone hates him naturally.

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Thank fuck I'm not on arvo shift like last time.

>>16516155
fucking great, no work in sydney tomorrow probably!

>>16516083
Ain't gonna disagree
>>16516049
Wew I'm gonna take a page out of your book and take a break then this place is cancerous

anyone from Tasmania here?

if so can someone recomend some good roads to drive on down here?

all i can think of is the old mill road out the back of richmond and white hills past st lenoards

cheers in advance

anyone else have a problem with 4chan pictures and videos taking forever to load or just straight up not loading at all?

>>16516173
Myrtle Forest, The Sideling, Elephant Pass, Ferntree to Lower Longley etc.

Look up all the Targa stages and do them, that'd be fun.

>Been gone for two or three weeks while moving
>Come back
>Everyone's still talking about Falcunt or Jimmy

Fucking christ guys, get it together. Might have to leave for a little while longer.

>>16516175
Gookmoot is cucking the bandwidth hard. Its fucking annoying

>>16516183
Stop bringing it up then

>>16516173
If you're keen for a full day trip, drive out to Strathgordon and back. It's well worth it, really scenc and the road surface itself is quality.

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Safeway Mooroopna

Not sure who they pissed off

>>16516182
cheers mate, ill look them up, are they very populated on the roads?

>>16516186
is that west coast way?

>>16516190
>is that west coast way?
It's more south west, heading into the mountains and forest near Gordon Dam.

Lyell Highway goes out to the West Coast. Hobart to Queenstown and back in a day is too much though.

>>16516190
They should all be fairly empty, save for around the bottom of Mt Wellington.

Once you get out into the sticks you should be right imo.

>>16516194
yeah just looked it up, fuarrk thats in the middle of nowhere haha. would i get there and back from launie in a day do you rekon?

>>16516173
Poatina Road from Cramps Bay towards Poatina for eight consecutive hairpins downhill.

>>16516183
Guess what, you're also talking about Falcunt and Jimmy.

Thanks for contributing to the problem.

>>16516201
that looks so fucking sick, im definitley making a trip through a lakes before it becomes icy and whatnot

>>16516189
Women, m8. They're crazy bitches.

He was probably talking to a female co-worker or something and his now-ex girlfriend flipped her shit and trashed his E46.

>BMW logo pulled off wheels
That's attention to detail right there.

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>>16516203
Forgot about out Poatina way, great view from the touge.

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Student unions in the universities in England are now setting new guidelines to respect peoples rights to define themselves neither male nor female and are encouraging students to use the gender neutral pronoun "ze" around campus.

This is 2017 lads.

>>16516217
I did it in a camry, it was still fun.
Gotta go back sometime with my other car.

Lads, I wanna buy a VF SSV. A few questions:

Should I go with the Redline or just normal SSV? Are the brembos really worth it for normal driving? I don't plan to take it to the track.

Build quality on the VFs in general? I thought I remember reading that the VF was a good improvement over previous generations but some people seem to still shit on them.

I just want to own a Holden V8 while I still have the chance.

>>16516183
Blame other tripfags as well not just us
>>16516221
The purge will come soon enough

>>16516221
Friends from england say that you arent even allowed to fly the national flag in your front yard or the council comes and demands you take it down with fines because "nationalism is bad and may offend hardcore muzzies mhmmkay"

Needless to say neither of them ever plan on returning there

>>16516226
Redline all the way
>>16516228
Jesus fuck that's messed up brexit can't come soon enough or it will just make it worse and speed up Orwell's 1984

>>16516228
Do you ever hope you cope shit like that here so you have an excuse to bash a muzzies head in? It would just be the best way to spend my australia day

>>16516226
Brembo are poser tier might as well get them for the overall look
>mate buys gtp
>brembos
>drives only on roads
>spends stupid money putting ceramic pads on it

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>went drunk shopping last night
>Woke up to this order in my emails
I think I might have gone a bit too far with my /pol/ shitposting and ended up taking the redpill suppository.

At least I have shit to read for the next month

>>16516189
Yikes someone was mega pissed

>>16516227
Actually, it's just you.

I don't know if you've noticed, but these threads are fine until you start posting.

Take some fucking responsibility like a man and do something constructive for once instead of whining about muh jimmyshits or muh aussiemuscle or muh Postiem8's or whatever the flavour of the week is.

>>16516236
i watched 1984 and loved it

Is the book much different?

Ill read them all when the bombs drop

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>>16516239
Ironically its mainly anons like YOU that keep bringing it up

Again

and again
n
d

again

oh look you just did it AGAIN

>>16516236
>brave new world
Good shit
>nicomachean ethics
Top teir
>mein kampf
Cringe, honestly a badly written book but you can judge for yourself
>1984
Good shit

Could've been worse

>>16516236
>didnt buy H. P. Blavatsky collection
more like pink pilled

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>>16516245
i got drunk and ordered a gearbox once

true story

>>16516226
Theyre really good. I have a VE SS and it is good. Colleague has a vf ss v redline and it is a marked improvement. Bonus points for later model ones with the 6.2L LS3 over the eariler 6.0L L98

>>16516253
Are the VZ-VF Electrical issue memes true?

Every post about them seems to be some sort of electrical ecu alternator or some such other problem

>>16516235
That would be true if the standard brakes weren't made out of camembert

>>16516253
Yeah I'd really like to get one with the LS3 but I'm not sure if the budget will allow it. Very tempting though.

>>16516256
a cam in a LS2 will get you there.

>>16516217
what time of the year was this taken?

>>16516237
All 4 tyres punctured. 99% chance a crazy bitch involved. Not much Ape-x types up here


>>16516254
Early VEs are the only ones to watch out for

>>16516256
Going to get one for me next car. Ones released today are cool as shit, but was only planning on spending 40k, not 65.

>>16516258
LS2s only vame out in VZ HSVs an E1 HSVs - they're...ok

>>16516260
Winter

>>16516263
was there much ice and shit up there?

>>16516202
Oh. You live in Launceston.

Yeah... nah. Too long.

>>16516255
Normal driving standard brakes are fine why buy something your not going to use? Sure the red caliper looks cool but your adding unnecessary cost to your maintance and unless you drive like a typical cock sucker when are you going to need to lock on brakes so hard you need performance brakes?

>>16516260
Late summer, around February iirc

>>16516262
>LS2s only vame out in VZ HSVs an E1 HSVs - they're...ok
think he was referring to the l98, basically just an ls2 with some good bits stripped.

>>16516264
Nope

>>16516267
yeah if i was gonna go id make a day trip out of it but nothing more

>>16516272
fuck that rules out me out until next summer ive gotta wait til march until my camry runs out of rego to sell it off. im not game enough for the shit conditions at that time of the year

>>16516262
>Early VEs are the only ones to watch out for
yeah its literally every one on facey has a burnt out alternator or some other ecu shit

Yanks just seem to put a cam and heads on the old LS1 and get 450rwhp+ out of it easy

Dunno why aussies prefer newer ls's but hay

>>16516278
oh dw if theres not then i wont have to wait

>>16516283
Fuck you're an idiot.

>>16516274
Whats the difference?

is it just DOD removed?

DOD seemed like a good idea but didnt it fuck the engines? At least the early DOD

>>16516264
I went up on a mild winter's day once, the roads were wet and snow lined, so presumably there would have been ice in the shady spots.

I stopped to thaw my hands out at some river and the surface of it was almost entirely frozen over. Would post a pic of it but I don't have it handy.

>>16516288
http://www.superchevy.com/how-to/project-cars/sucp-0805-ls-engine-power-packages/

Fuck you're a retard

>>16516289
I don't really know why the LS2 makes more power than the l98, given that the l98 supposedly has better flowing heads. Tuned differently for HSV, maybe? I know for sure that the l98 is better than the l76.

>>16516291
yeah dude fuck that haha im not that game, do you know of any roads that are near launie that arent covered in ice most of the time during winter?

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>>16516304
well we neutered the fuck out of our LS1's with a terrible air box and exhaust even on the SS

Dunno why cunts here talk shit and like they know the slightest thing about LS's when they've clearly never owned one.

Low hanging fruit i suppose

Stock HSV and Holden had very conservative tunes my car ran rich as fuck even when the maf was working

its funny if you look at how detuned our cars where at the time the equivilant Camero SS in Yankland 2001 was 300rwhp+ and we where...

This

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>>16516311
In comparison here was my shitty old beast with just OTR, Tune and Exhaust on a totally stock auto and engine otherwise

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And this is the Yank spec STOCK Camero, same exact engine but its intake is more like a OTR style

>>16516307
Sadly I don't, I don't go to Launnie very often.

Only thing I can think of would be the Sideling but that'd be ice once winter kicks in most likely.

>>16516311
This must be a falcunt post.

That dipshit keeps pushing the idea that SSs are mechancially different to any other holden

>>16516331
What are you even talking about?

SS = every other LS1 v8 dunnydoor

What the fuck is your issue even i even post concrete evidence of the shit i claim and still you pick it apart.

LOL you didnt even have a rebuttal to this >>16516294
did you

>>16516322
thankyou heaps, it sucks we get ice so much, probably why like half the cars on the roads are scoobs.

>>16516271
Yeah, this is kinda where I'm at. The brembos obviously look cooler but I don't plan to drive like a moron. And once I have to replace that's not gonna be fun.

>>16516342
Because it wasnt a (you), it was someone else.

Maybe your english is just that fucking poor. Is it your second language? If so, i apologize.

"Even on an SS" implies that they are somehow different when all v8 VTII-VF commodores (Executive, SS, Berlina and Calais) have identical specs for their given models.

>>16516367
Your reading to much into it

So what if its a falcunt post

If he's right he's right.

>>16510829
>>>16516367
>Your reading to much into it
>
>So what if its a falcunt post
>
>If he's right he's right.

Reading too much in to it? No falcunt, its called basic reading comprehension. No wonder you're un-fucking-employable.

Might be true if you were even near the ballpark of right, but you are the opposite of right and insist on perpetuating this falsehood

>>16516344
All good man, enjoy yourself.

I'm just glad they don't salt the roads like they do in the U. S.

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Trying to adjust ride height on the VZ but the coilovers are fucking stuck.
Lower collar can be loosened(takes some effort) but the strut won't spin and the upper collar just deforms when I hammer the C spanner to try and spin it.
Anyone had to free coilovers before?
Pedders XAs, have same on the Evo V and it works fine.
Assuming the threads are just full of bullshit.

>>16516412
>Pedders
Dogshit

rip your front suspension

>>16516415
fuck off cunt came with the car.
just trying to fit fatter tyres under the guards so my back isn't broken by 25 years old.

>>16516412
>>16516419
>He lives
Hows the bimmer mate? Someone was posting you sold it

>>16516419
How am i meant to know that? You barely post here m8

Anyway maybe just junk them if you cant get them free they are probably just jammed.

Jack the front end up till the wheels are off the ground and try again hit it up with some lube

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>>16516371
>it's a falcunt pretends to be an anon supporting him but reveals himself through his shit grammar episode

Falcunt we figured out how you can make some money in the discord tonight.

You can become a MTF and get free money from the gubbernent! It's what Vicfag did.

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>>16516422
It's fine cunt.
Half my cars got FUCKED by the hailstorm.
E24 has glorious 70s steel so it's ok.
Back of the MX5 is rooted. Can't find a bootlid for shit.
Evo got a dent but fixed now. Just waiting for Evo 4 or 6 front shafts and picking up diff bushes tomorrow.
Will be going in for engine rebuild soon.
318is is meme'd by hail.

>>16516423
I doused the cunt in WD40 last time, haven't tried drivers side yet.
Worst comes to worst I will take them out of the car and see what I can do, can't be that old.

>>16516436
>It's what Vicfag did.
Nah i dont have the frame for it and thats for more mentally ill degenerates for me.

Whats the story with vicfag i was away for most of 2013-2015 so i missed ALOT

I saw pics of him trying to pass as a trap
>>16516439
>can't be that old.
Pedders "Quality" these days must be really shit made in china because i thought they used to be aussie.

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>tripfags

>>16516446
>drove an excel for 9001 years

>>16516439
Good shit man

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>>16516446
Jimmy plz

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>>16516449
So what's ur Evo? Pics specs kgo

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>>16516442
>Whats the story with vicfag
Nothing, he was an autistic weeb. I ran him off shitposting about him being a long-haird tranny faggot and his dad with parkinsons.

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>>16516456
Evo lyfe.
If it ain't on stands somethings wrong.

>>16516470
>working on the car with the just the jack on the front

>>16516462
Am i the only /o/ldfag from pre 2010 times left?
>>16516470
I can't talk my cars have all been in the shops and my garage longer than they have been on the road.

>>16516479
Wuss detected

>>16516482
no

it is also of no significance

>>16516485
I'm just thinking of your clients though. Wouldn't want them to be forced to cancel their hair appointments

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>>16516470
It's got 4 stands and 1 or 2 jacks you pleb.
You can see 1 of the front stand under the brake rotor.
Other front one is hiding behind the seat.

>>16516487
Didn't implying otherwise
>>16516492
What

>>16516496
Ok now tell me about the MX5 why does it sit on the lawn?

>>16516499
Because it was parked there.

>>16516503
It's a small car

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>>16516506
for u

>>16516496
I guess you like red

>>16516509
What does a trackday feel like?

>>16516517
Tits

>>16516517
It's like hooning but you can push the car 10/10+ and not worry about dying/police.
Trackdays cost fuck all anyway just sign up for one.

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>>16515735
r33 skyline.
check and mate, mate

>>16516533
Local Raceway is so small it's a kart track not really suitable for a vx dunnydoor

>>16516311
>its funny if you look at how detuned our cars where at the time the equivilant Camero SS in Yankland 2001 was 300rwhp+ and we where...
As everyone else has said, you're an idiot. Said Camaro from 2001 was rated at 305hp. That's near identical to the 225kW rating of the VX at the time.
>at the time the equivilant Camero SS in Yankland 2001 was 300rwhp+
So, do you just tell lies to try and validate anything you say?
>>16516294
There's nothing in this link that justifies >>16516283
>Yanks just seem to put a cam and heads on the old LS1 and get 450rwhp+ out of it easy
It takes a hell of a lot more than just "cam and heads" to achieve that with an LS1. That would be correct if you were talking LS2 or 3.
>Dunno why aussies prefer newer ls's but hay
That article literally tells you that each newer generation is substantially more capable with lesser outlay than the one that preceded it.
Do you actually read the stuff you link?

>>16516517
Going fast

>>16516482
>Am i the only /o/ldfag from pre 2010 times left?
Nope. I also had the chance to enjoy Fuck You're Supra's top quality antics, and Uleh's informative yet facetious nature.

>>16516542
>Hay Habib instead of replacing the rear window on this fully siik mangtec we just stealed let's put a vinyl roof and make it look like a soft top
>Kebabs intensify
>>16516553

Lol dem where the days.

P platers now just coming into their full licence won't have much to choose from soon poor buggas

>>16516517
Salty milk and coins

>>16516547
So if I wanted to get 450rwhp Na out of a ls it's cheaper to swap in a LS2 when my LS1 craps itself and then chuck a cam in that?

>>16516572
I didn't say that, but you'd be chasing a carrot on a stick achieving that kind of "Rear Wheel" power figure out of a standard displacement LS1 under its own breath. If you said flywheel hp, sure.

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>>16516580
Ok so pretty much it's gt42 turbo tiem

So basically emissions has fucked me in the ass before I even start.

Cam it is

http://www.performancegarage.com.au/blog/tech-ls1-v8-boost-bible

>>16514216
Name a good german car currently on the market that isn't a 2 series
name any german car currently on the market that isn't ridiculously overpriced
>>16514231
>>16514204
Love ya too falcunt
P s get a jerb

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>>16516623
Watch out for that bang ooh pole

>>16516547
I'll also add to this, since the late ninties/early naughties, the Holden/HSV Commodores have always had the equivalent US spec LS1 in various configuration. The Holdens had the base Camaro spec, the HSVs had the Corvette spec. And while we may have missed out on the LS6, the high end limited 300 had the Callaway C4B which was a pretty good equivalent.

>>16516655
God it shits me we arnt getting a ls/Lt based GM car until 202x

Hurry the fuck up with rhd !

Now all we have is the fucking coyote.

I reckon nobody will bother with it and just import bulk crate engines.

Cheaper than fucking around with folden anyway

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>>16516641
>says falcunt who has crashed into a mcdonalds
>and into a ditch
>probably a tree too

>>16516691
It's just bantz

Gonna hoard cash for one of these

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/252376712424

8000 shipped

>>16516699
>paying for HSV meme
wew
they are as worthless as FPV

>>16516691
me on the righ

>>16516768
Ls3
S
3

Hsv is a dead brand anyway same as fpv it gives the armchair bogan racers and boomers something to collect and wank over for another 40 years.

Seriously the amount of dumbshits buying stock VT hsvs because of limited build numbers is staggering they just sit Ina shed and collect dust.

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>>16516787
Me on the spelt

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Greens confirmed for cucks

>>16516903
Gas the greens one nation now

Seriously link me I'm gonna pummel that cunt

>>16516903
wat. How delusional can you get to not understand how bad islam is for womens rights?

>>16516913
>>16516913
Link is in the puush, couldn't post the link directly because 4chan thinks its spam

puu DOT sh/trQFb/dc3c6bbc79 DOT txt

>>16516920
Because Islam is the new cool religion we are meant to include even though it doesn't do anything but divide us as a country.

If those fucking Islam Aussie day billboards go up near me I'm gonna burn them down
>>16516931
Thx

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>>16516903

>>16516937
I let it rip fuck them up their stupid leftist cumdumpster cuntholes

Hell no the greens got hijacked by Tumblr whales it was meant to be about sustainably and the environment and since this denatale asslicker and that stupid bitch before him it's the most cucked party I can think of.

>>16516931
I dont even have the energy to bant with them after reading this. Every greens voter needs to hang

>>16516967
I see your likes but not your "rip"

Carn

>>16516983
I'm pasting it now

>>16516991
Yeah right, it better be a fucking essay or something

i'm going to sleep

East Indian chicks are better than West Indian chicks.

Prove me wrong.

>>16517468
Both are shit, I prefer whities

>>16517468
But neither can put the poo in the loo.

>>16516935
>even though it doesn't do anything but divide us as a country.
>If those fucking Islam Aussie day billboards go up near me I'm gonna burn them down
Yeah, it's not the Islamic influence that's the devisive influence. Fuck me there's some lowest common denominator retards in this country.

>>16516903
Wonder if that poster realises the bible too promotes slavery?

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Is it true Australia will officially have there own language in 2020 called banterlamala where the language consists of friendly banter

Friend at Holden said we're getting the Camaro boys, Screen cap this now.

>>16519015
>Camaro comes
>bogans rebadge it as a Holden
Screen cap this now

>>16516439
>>16516496
do you try to buy all red cars or does it just happen?
also how many cars do you have now?

>>16519074
Noice
>>16518339
Ye cunt

>want to buy shitbox
>talking with the owner about mechanical problems
>fuckhead keeps evading my questions and telling me about the new seat covers and spare wheel
like a give a fuck about those shitty pre-farted-in seat covers, how do i get through to these morons

>>16519930
Basically, it's fucked. If they're evading the questions they either don't know (and it's fucked through neglect) or they know what's wrong and know they'll either lose the sale or have to drop the price down considerably because of it.

>>16520004
For when this hits bump limit. Copypasta unfucked.

>>16519996
This.

Walk the fuck away.

>>16514853
dude 500 days of summer is a story about an obsessive dude learning to get over a woman and move on with his life, it's not a fucking romantic movie he's too full on and she pulls away and he learns to be a better man and that there is more than one girl in the world.

watch it senpai

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Ethical question, lads. How do you feel about pages that tell cunts where speed cameras, RBTs, and other checkpoints are?

>>16520064
there's nothing ethical about speed cameras to begin with

>>16520063
virgin here i die a little more inside every time i watch it

>>16520067
This.

Revenue raising, no more, no less.

>>16520067
I agree there. If they were set say up to, 20 k's above the signed limit in built-up areas and signage of their presence was clear I could pass, but they're not.

RBTs, I've got mixed feelings about. On one hand you get some absolutely fucked cunts on the road who shouldn't be on, but how many people get pinged for being just over and wouldn't have had any issues making their way back in the first place. The whole "what if it's your family that gets killed by a drunk driver" bit wears thin when you remember that the mob that argue this are the same cucks who advocate bringing reffos in.

>>16520064
Anything that fucks over the govt's ability to fuck you over for innocuous shit is an ethical action.

>>16520107
The cunts were using trailer cameras (or whatever the technical term for those would be) up here "in areas too dangerous for officers to be stationed". Then they'd pop a vulture next to one with a hairdryer.

That's how we do double demerits up in QLD.

>>16520094
go to the gym cunt, stop whining about being a virgin and they'll come to you

>>16520162
>tfw gym religiously
>still autistic

It won't cure it, lads. You'll just spaghetti harder when chicks smile at you or try making small talk at the counter when you're just trying to order shit.

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>>16520158
Never knew that.

The fuck?

http://mypolice.qld.gov.au/blog/2017/01/18/trailer-cameras-detect-600-high-speed-motorists/

more obvious than some of our unmarket lidar hwp cars how do people speed by that lol?

It shouldnt be called a speeding fine it should be called not paying attention

>>16520162
yeah nah nah yeah ai

>>16520182
yeah when i got fit this happened

https://youtu.be/37yGv061bIc

halp me kanye

>>16520183
>more obvious than some of our unmarket lidar hwp cars how do people speed by that lol?
They had some hidden in pretty sneaky places. One I'd pass every day for a week or so was hidden right behind a speed camera sign. They were also moved about quite a bit.

The last thing we should be looking for are hidden revenue camreas or the speedo while on a busy highway populated by aggressive P-plater tradies in SV6 utes, high-strung officeworkers in leased BMWs and Audis, and shit ethnic drivers.

>>16520208
MUH EVERY K OVER KILLS

Fuck that im gonna start driving around with fake plates

>>16520182
keep telling yourself you're autistic and shit at talking to people and you'll never improve. you've gotta get out there and just start chatting to random cashiers, girls that look pretty that walk past, shit like that. the fear of approaching a woman never goes away but the actual act of talking to them gets easier with practice, you'll be surprised how many women will think shy guys are cute. Stop being such a whiny oussy and beleive in yourself and go talk to them anon.

>>16520233
/o/spergrational

thx anon

>>16520182
just go to thailand and get a fuckin ripstart cunt, that'll sort you out

>>16520248
>thailand
maybe if he likes chicks with dicks

>>16520252
these days who doesnt

>>16520248
>ripstart cunt
kek

>>16520252
>implying you wouldnt

>>16520264
FUCK OFF JIMMY

>>/d/

>>16520275

>>16520275

>>16520275

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