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>>16505916
I bet you bought the car with pre-farted seats huh?

i know exactly how to resolve this in the least disgusting way possible


but first you have to tell me how you managed to shit in your back seat

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>>16505916
Well, congratulations on your new track car, rip the whole interior out and never look back because that shit is never coming out.
Literally.

>>16505916
Toss the seat and buy one from the junkyard. You're never getting that out.

>>16505930
thats not chocolate

Drive to car wash after unbolting your rear seat completely, and bring upholstery cleaner.

Clean the fuck out of the seat, then bring it home and leave it out in all weathers for a week.

That should do it and you can use dye or a seat cover if there's still a stain. If seat fades, upholstery dye is your friend.

We did this at da used car lot with plenty of somewhat bloody salvaged car seats in otherwise good condition.

Wait a second you shit the BACK seat of YOUR car? What's going on here.

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>>16505916
How do you shit in your own car?
Good God, man.

>>16505916
Someone post the thread where the guy wanted a way to clean out all the blood and shit from his attempt at anal sex with his gf

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>>16505916
In all honesty OP if you actually did shit in the backseat of your car and it was watery then left it in the car over night you probably aren't going to get the smell out, it'll likely always be there. You should have unbolted the backseat and taken it out as soon as possible. At this point I'd suggest doing what >>16506010 said then leaving the seat outside to air out and when you're not driving your car leave the doors open or the windows down or something while it's in your garage so it'll at least sort of air out

But really how do you shit in your car?

>>16506038
>>16506029
>>16505927
I'll give the short version
>taking girl out on date
>everything goes well
>in a quiet area time to fuck
>its great
>feel a rumble
>windows are cracked so I figure I can let one slip
>big mistake
>it's wet shit and I can't shut the flow off after its started
>she is clearly disgusted and walks home

Essentially it was the meme where the guy came and started farting, except I never got to the cumming part.

Thanks for the advice though everyone, I'll walk to the store and get some cleaning stuff right now

>>16505916
What car?

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>>16506057
It was a good thread and I liked it

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>>16506088
It's a dangerous game to gamble with a fart when others are present. I hope you learned thus valuable life lesson

>>16505930
>>16506035
Is... Is that a dog with diarrhea riding a roomba while he shits?
That is so fucking funny.

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What the fuck anon?

>>16506142
What he said OP

>>16506088
wait till its fully dry and first fold down the back of the seat

then remove the entire seat via the bolts on the pivot point

the seat portion should just be snapped into place so pop that out and throw all of it away


buy new seats from a similar model from a junk yard


my boyfriend and i agree that was really terrible of that girl to just leave, she should have at least stayed and helped you its the right thing to do

>>16505916
You are screwed. Ozone can remove smells but if serious it will be too far gone.

The back seat will literally lift out. Usually just needs a firm tug, sometimes there is a small pull tab, both would be located under the center of the seats.

>>16506172
Dog shit on the floor and the roomba dragged it around

>>16506311
still funny. I laughed for a few solid minutes.

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>>16506088
I tried to laugh but instead I feel sorry.

So update, you guys were right, the seat came right out with little effort. Still a bit on the floors i gotta scrub out, but this has immensely improved the situation.

Is a 2003 Accord something I'd run across at a junkyard? Or is it too modern?

>>16506361
call around local scrap yards. Surely someone in the area has rear ended and accord.

it also matters if yours is a 2 door or 4 door since the Accord was offered as both and the rear seats are not interchangeable.

>>16506361
you should have no problem finding what you need, please dont be that cuck that doesnt try to negociate to get a better deal


also like i said earlyer the girl SHOULD have stayed and tried to help you, its the right thing to do

it'll be ok

>>16506361
also stop shitting in cars

>>16506361
Look on Craigslist or eBay

>>16506374
>gay man
>having any idea what a woman should do

>>16506361
Rent a carpet shampooer. Removing the carpet is no small task and scrubbing by hand sucks.

There will almost certainly be an accord at a junk yard.

>>16506372
What fucking luck, the first one I called has what I need and in the right color too. And it costs much less than I expected. And it's a 4 door and the seat is from a 4 door so I'm all good there. Now I won't have to make up a story for people asking why the back seat doesn't match. I'm right on track from erasing this event from ever happening, if only there was something I could do to bleach the memories

>>16506587
Are you getting a second date?

Alright, listen here cocksucka you find a detailer that uses a steam cleaner for interior cleaning and tell him your dog shit in backseat when taking to vet. You are welcome

Invest in a buttplug next time you buy a car

This reminds me of the time I knew a guy whose wife gave birth in the backseat of his shitbox
Despite us all telling him to just give up on the car, he wouldn't. Bought all the cleaners in the world, spent weeks cleaning that thing.
I think he just used the excuse of needing a bigger car when he finally got rid of it. Pretty sure he could no longer stand the smell of shit, urine, mysterious secretions, and amniotic fluid.

>>16506739
>tfw my mom always tells the story that when I was about to be born my dad made her ride in the piece of shit Bronco they had that was completely rusted out just in case something like this happened
>he knows I silently approve of not ruining the new car they had and my mom is just whining

Im in tears

Thank you OP

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>>16505916
When i shat myself on my bed (i had really bad food poisoning) i used karcher steam cleaner. Hot vapor really got rid of the stink and helped to clean the cloth. Though additional washing migh be required.
Also you can just go to the car wash and order interior cleaning, they got all the tools for this. Just say your child shat himself.

>>16506654
I am surprised by the ammount of faggots who think shit is something you can't get rid of.
Hot steam doing miracles.
It's not ptomaine for god's sake.

>>16506088
Even without shitting yourself, you:
>Farted in a car
>That had other people in it
>It was a girl
>Who was having sex with you

How did you think that was a good idea?
Did you think the fart would just go straight out of the small opening like there were vents sucking it out (instead of it just propagating in the mostly closed space)?

>>16508440

You have obviously never farted while having sex. I do it from time to time.

>Stop thrusting
>Make concerned face
>She looks up at you
>"anon, are you ok?"
>Scream "ENGAGE THRUSTERS!"
>Thrust as hard as possible
>Squeeze abdomen and tear ass
>Do not relent until the fart is complete
>Pretend to deflate

It's not worth doing every time because she'll escape, or start laughing uncontrollably and make things even more awkward.

But damn, it sure is good for a bucket list. I do it once a month.

>>16508490
What in the holy fuck did I just read

>>16506244
>my boyfriend and i agree that was really terrible of that girl to just leave, she should have at least stayed and helped you its the right thing to do
Lol what?

>>16508867
/o/ has a surprising amount of openly gay posters, including Inu, Stolen Recaros, and, unfortunately, Alphonse

>>16505916
>I am NEVER buying a car with cloth seats again, that's for sure

Why is this a concern? Clearly this isn't a first offense if that's the case. What aren't you telling us op?

>>16508899
Well if he had leather seats the shit would have been easily wiped away with a Clorox wipe

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>>16506361
>>16506088

>this is your average honda driver
holy fuck lmfao

>>16506088
My initial thought was that this is some top tier spagetti, but then I realized this can happen to anyone.
Backseat fucking requires angles that'll put pressure where you might not want it.

I don't even find it funny, I just find it immensely sad. OP can never even see the girl in question at all, let alone her friends, without bottomless shame.

>>16508896
Cause you can be gay and still like cars. So you know if you like dick that's cool, not for me but ill talk to you about cars

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>>16506088
Dang dude.

>>16505916
Story story is you cant

Gut the interior, get the rear seat upholstered or get a used one from the wreckers

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>>16506088
saved

holy god my sides

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>>16506361
hhahahaah holy shit

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>>16510433
>bottomless shame

>Honda drivers
You retards always call everyone haters then threads like this happen every week

>>16511153
I own an S2K and have only shit myself on the front seat

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>>16506088
Include me in screenshot. Hi r/4chan!

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>>16506088
>in a quiet area time to fuck
>I figure I can let one slip

Hindsight is 20/20 I guess

So since the thread is still here I have an update. A friend let borrow their carpet steam cleaner and that thing is amazing. Took the shit stains out of the carpet, and made my junkyard seat look brand new. I figured since I was in the neighborhood I'd do the whole interior, and now the whole inside looks brand new. The shit smell is still there a little though so I got one of those smelly trees from the gas station, says to only take it part way out of the pack, but I figured dire situations call for the whole thing. Can smell that thing from outside the car now.

I think everything is gonna be ok. As long as the girl never brings it up and my friend I borrowed the cleaner from doesn't press the story I gave him any further, I shouldn't have any worries

>>16512824
Go tell the girl that you had some bad seafood and got food poisoning.

Go for a second date.

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>>16512025
how many farts did OP have locked n' loaded?

>>16512885
THIS

OP you've already done the damage but if she says yes to you again then you're an invincible hero

>>16512889
Apparently just one huge wet one

Got a pic of the seat?

>>16512990
>>16512885
>cover some girl in shit
>yea she is probably up for that second date

/o/ everyone

>>16508896
>Alphonse
Gay isn't a strong enough word for that...thing

>>16514495
please god this

this thread is already legendary

Hahaha EPIC xD can't wait to repost this on reddit :)

Voting for archive

>>16514800
Anon who occasionally trips here

You better be joking

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>>16506088
While this is hilarious, my headcannon where you shit so hard while driving you blasted assbutter though the driver's seat into the back seat was much funnier

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>>16508490
wut

>>16514829
How would that work? If that happened it would have ended up on the floor under the drivers seat

>>16514829
>assbutter

My sides

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>>16506088
>>16508490
What is wrong with you?

>>16514829
I laughed so hard at this fucking lol

>>16514735
maybe she is Jewish or German?

>>16511153
I've only ever shit in the hatch of my RSX, thank you very much.

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>>16508490
>It's not worth doing every time because she'll escape
>she'll escape

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>>16508490
>ENGAGE THRUSTERS
>Pretend to deflate

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>>16506088

Well I had a good laugh today

>>16506088
The moral of this story is never trust a fart

>>16516475
>The moral of this story is never trust a fart
Or don't eat partially spoiled food prior to a date. By now, most people know not to eat something that gives them the runs before a date. Or to sleep with the tummy exposed to a cold room when asleep.

My ex wife gave birth to my daughter in my old truck in front of the emergency room doors. We just didn't make it in time. The nurses were awesome and tried to clean it but in daylight the next day it still looked like there was a murder in there. So the hospital staff raised 100 dollars for a Delta Sonic gift card and gave it to us, I of course had to explain the whole bloody mess thing to them and they put something on facebook, one of the local news stations caught wind of it and interviewed us at the hospital. It was kind of cool. Then my wife wrecked the truck a few weeks later.

Better not be fucking American

>>16518631
>mart sharter triggered

>>16506035
That was my first thought, "Is that dog summoning Satan?"

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>>16505916
Time for a trip to the dollar store:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_L642VApQU

>>16516475
>>16517411
>tfw you have some intestinal disorder so you can never trust a fart because 90% of the time it's accompanied by liquid shit
>can't afford doctor visits to fix it
>minor inconvenience except the days you eat something that makes you gassy and then you have to hold them in and still run to the bathroom every 30 minutes
On the plus side I have incredible core strength from my abdominal muscles being tensed all the time

Woo this was a good read.
Here I am at work trying to take a shit, and it literally would not come out. Then I got to the post from op telling the story of what happened and continued to the assblaster thrust post. By then I was laughing so hard that the shit cement that was blocking my entire intestine rocketed loose in a thunderous flap followed by a liquid sploosh. After a few aftermath flops and slops I was clear. Thanks op!

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>>16506088
There is still hope for /o/

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>>16506587
FINAL SOLUTION

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>>16506088
>trying to let out a fart during sex
>ever

you reaped your own destruction OP

>>16512824
>As long as the girl never brings it up
Everyone she knows has already told the story at least once.

>>16514800
Hey hows ranger life?

>>16517411
>Or to sleep with the tummy exposed to a cold room when asleep.
What?

>>16519912
Never know, she may keep quiet unless she wants her friends constantly ribbing her about the time she got shit on while fucking some guy

Lol I shit myself in my old van b4 I got a tattoo.

Wiped with my boxers in the parking lot

>>16519771
Congrats m8

>>16506010
>are you sitting where someone died? the answer may surprise you
why are you giving me something new to obsess over?

>>16520940
You should be more worried about sitting on someone else's fart bank

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>>16506337
I tried to feel sorry but instead I laughed

This was a good read

>>16520940
Most used cars have had some die in them

>>16520960
Rude

Why do Americans have such trouble with shitting properly?

>>16523437
We eat garbage. I had to stop doing it to myself. I don't claim to have the healthiest diet but I cut out fast food completely. My poops have been much better since.

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>>16506088
I like you
>dubs

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>>16523437
>I'd rather tear my ass with a hard log than casual release liquid

More like why doesn't the rest of the world shit properly

>>16524147
See a doctor

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>>16506635

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Include me in the reddit screencap

>>16514800
This is coming from the one who keeps single-handedly ruining /bmw/

>>16525658
>it's literally impossible to have amusing threads anymore because it's assumed they all end up on reddit

>>16525672
I'm just fucking around, trust me when I say the anti-reddit shitposters have ruined a few of my other boards.

>>16506088
Eh. kinda forseen. Hoped for a better story. Give it more soul next thread.

>>16505916
Just take them out and buy new ones desu

>>16506088
Checked.

>>16523454
McDonald's isn't garbage, its health food now

>>16523437
>>16525564
>Not getting a hernia from pushing out a mud planetoid and clogging a toilet with sheer turd volume alone
>Not letting it blast in your car or parking lot
Yuropoors shit like ninnies too, what a surprise

>>16527981
>tfw I eat so much meat every one of my protein fueled shits clogged my toilet so I just started shitting in the yard

It's actually an improvement

>>16528047
Most manly yet sensible thing I've read today. No protein infused meteors destroying your pipes, and you're fertilizing your lawn with your murica meatshits.

>>16528064
Yea it's great, I got nice bushes that give me great privacy too

How do we stop Amerisharts?

>>16529531
Join Amerisharts.

Almost every time I fart and after every time I shit it seems like my anus leaks shit for about an hour. I describe it as buttwater. What does this mean? And yes, I'm American.

>>16529909
Same, just part of being Americans

>>16530321
Thank goodness, I thought I was unhealthy or something was wrong with my anus.

>>16505916
Buy all the black ice

>>16530375
>you can clean with black ice now

>>16519599
holy shit

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>>16514829
I'm dying over here

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>>16506361
>Is a 2003 Accord something I'd run across at a junkyard?

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>>16505916
>Ok so long story short, I accidentally shit myself
Now you know what not to eat before having to do any type of physical activity.

>>16533009
>having to tip toe around certain foods because you can't clench your ass

But for real why do Americans have butt issues irl
>tfw I literally can not stop farting the past hour
>tfw butt residue collecting around my crack as a result

>>16534606
Ever try eating something that isn't McDonalds?

>>16536091
Of course not

>>16506088
Hey man, I mean.....Shit happen's.

>>16538784
Is that you Carlos

>>16506088
I actually had something similar happen when I was doing valet work for a golf course
>getting members car
>decide to fart in it to assert some subtle dominance
>but this wasn't a fart
>entire driver seat coated in wet shit
>figure I'll be fired anyway so I take the car full throttle into the lake on the course to save my dignity

The course had insurance should valets mess up a car so it wasn't a big deal

>>16536091
No. Them nuggets good.
If I have to deal with sticky booty butter to be a real American, so be it.

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This remind anyone of a thread?

Anon assfugs gf and gives her anal fissure ruining back seats in moms car perhaps?

Pls post screen grab of that if you have it...

>>16505930
>>16506035
laughed for a solid 5 minutes

>>16523437
i bet you'll never even clogged a toilet coward

it is an American rite of passage

>>16540883
Yea someone had mentioned it towards the top

>>16540990
>tfw you clog one up with your liquid mud barrage
>didn't even need a solid log to get the job done

Was so proud

>>16534482
Thats literally life with ibs

You know how when traveling how anything and everything will give you the shits? Thats how we live all the time

>>16541002
Shouldn't have been born retarded then

Anyone else not let girls ride in their car because they are afraid they might get their girl spray or accidentally give birth on your seats?

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>>16538784
>'

>>16542486
>give birth

>>16544067
It happens frequently

>>16542820
Yeah, his grammar was shit.
>>16540999
I do this all the time. The best is to do it in a public restroom and leave it, marking your territory like a true American.

>>16545313
In public restrooms I prefer to get it everywhere except the toilet

>>16538784
Shut the fuck up Carlos

>>16508490
>escape

>>16546596
This

My car just smells slightly of bathroom. I don't know why. Absorbed farts?

Maybe something died in the dash, or I tracked something all over the cloth floor mats (driver's side is stained black at this point)

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>>16505916
T. American sharter

>>16548028
T H I C C
H I C C T
I C C T H
C C T H I
C T H I C

How is this thread still alive?

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>>16548100

THREAD ENDS HERE

>>16548100
Because faggot like you bump it.

>>16548100
Why am I still alive?

>>16547048
Did you buy it used? If you did the seats are full of the last owners farts

>>16546596
Lel, even better. I went in a public restroom in Kmart before those died one day, and there was a massive turd the likes of which I've never seen stuck to the wall so that it was sticking straight out. Not even in a stall. Just right when you walk in.

>>16548100
It's become /dpt/ or daily poop thread.

>>16506244
maybe unlike you two fags that girl isnt used to shit everywhere during sex

>>16548787
I hope /dpt/ becomes real now

>>16548787
>/dpt/ or daily poop thread.
This is still better than /osg/

I blasted out a fart with friends in the car once but it was shit instead

I shit myself in a taxi once

Didn't tip either

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>>16506088
>she is clearly disgusted

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If this is a help thread, I need it.

I had this cd slot phone mount from my old Mazda but recently got a Toyota. Anyways, this cd slot is much thinner and I'm afraid I'd ruin it if I stick this big thing in. Any thoughts?

>>16555621
Did you lube it up with wet shit first?

>>16506049
fisher

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this is almost like the "fisher" guy's story

>>16555621
Do you use CDs in your car? If no, try it. The worst that happens is your break something unimportant that you'd never use anyways. You can always buy a decent aftermarket radio for $100 later on if needed.

>>16556216
Do you like CDs or tapes?

>>16557699
3.5mm input jack; nothing beats it so far.

>>16557699
CDs are the best man.

>>16558064
C Deez nuts in your mouth hahahaha

>>16558092
Rekt

>>16510433
>bottom

>>16511153
I drive a honda but I don't need to clean literal shit from my interior, only vaginal fluid, and a tiny bit of brake fluid

I thought the pre farted seat meme was a big exaggeration but after reading this thread I'm really apprehensive about buying a used car

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>>16560180
>Honda owners either blast shit all over their interiors or can't keep their vagina from leaking all over it

>>16562385
Kek

>>16562385
How will they ever recover?

>>16564490
They won't

>>16506035
Kek

Why not just drill a hole in the bottom of the car to shit on the move

>>16567243
I believe Delta airlines and Boeing use the same technology mentioned in this post

>>16568588
See, they do it on boats, why not cars?

>>16505916
>Ok so long story short, I accidentally shit myself in my car and my back seat is covered in wet diarrhea
Totally unrelated but someone please post the copypasta of that tripfag who was fucking his girlfriend in his car and tore the part between her ass and vag and she shit bloody diarrhea all over his car, i know one of you has it

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>>16506088
I wanted to laugh at this, I really did.

>>16505916
Holy shit, do you idiots not realize that this is pasta? It's been posted at least one other time THIS MONTH.

>>16568923
Scroll up

>>16568937
More like this thread has been up for weeks

>>16568966
Nope. It's been posted before.

>>16568974
the thread has literally been here for 10 days

>>16568978
That doesn't mean that it hasn't been posted before. /o/ has existed for longer than ten days.

>>16569028
Are you sure?

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>>16506088
Jesus Christ. There's no way.

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>>16569883

>tfw you realize that time isn't linear

>>16569944
Of course it's not, how could it be with the earth being flat? It's clear that time rotates around the axis to create what we know

>>16519225
fuck off threads like these dont fucking help our reputation

>>16569912
>he has never shit himself

Look at mr perfect everybody

>>16571607
I have never shit myself on a date. That's just insane.

>>16505916 >>16508490
>I accidentally shit myself
>It's not worth doing every time because she'll escape

Most girls don't like you holding them down while you take a poop. But if she does, then she's a keeper.

http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/16571985

>>16517914
Can see why she's your ex wife

>>16572039
Ok there perfecto

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>>16506088
blunder of the century

for your sake, I hope you don't have any mutual friends

>>16574157
Someone mentioned it earlier, even if they did I doubt the girl would want to be known as the girl who got shit on while fucking

>>16575130
Good point

Do you guys not like the smell of your shit? Eat better then

how does this thread stay on the first ~3 pages when there are no new posts?

>>16580598
wait nevermind, my dumb ass sorted the catalog by number of replies

>>16505926
boi

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you dumbass, im dying

Dang, I'd hate to be in your position

I shit myself in the restaurant one time

>>16582792
Why?

>>16584562
why not?

>>16584575
Interesting rebuttal

>>16584575
You know, people typically try not to do that where they eat

>>16586443
Tell that to India

>>16505916
STOP FUCKING BUMPING THIS WEEKS OLD FUCKING THREAD


CAN WE GET A MOD TO FUCKING DELETE THIS SHIT

>>16587794
Heh it's been 2 weeks now

>>16587794
Leased
Automatic
FR-S

also courtesy bump

You think the OP knows his shameful story is still on the board?

>>16587794
you could filter it instead of whining like a bitch
>>16591269
I bet OP thinks about this every day.

>>16587794
People obviously want this thread to live.

>>16591316
Hard to escape such shame

>>16587794
Bump :^)

Would be a shame if this got bumped again

>>16587794
This thread is great. I'm fucking glad it's still alive and kicking. I read it when it only had a few posts and now i'm reading the rest of it.

AAAAAALLLL the posts that have been added over the course of the 2 weeks plus it's been alive.

Thank you, /o/.

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>>16506035
My sides.

>>16514735
Miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>>16596314
I bet OP wishes he missed 100% of the sharts he did take

>>16587794
bump ^^

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THIS IS WHY HONDAS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR MOWING LAWNS. REEEEEE

include me in the cap fellas :^)

>>16506088
Oh, so you're 16 and don't want your dad finding out you shit yourself in his car

>>16506587
Everclear works wonders for bleaching memories

>>16597165
you glorious bastard :)

>>16505916

PRE-SHARTED SEATS

>tfw no Honda to shit myself in

>>16597533
>he doesn't shit on his lawn to increase growing speed

Dude how is your diet and exercise regime? I have a close watch on that and haven't taken a shit in 19 days now. My body is functioning at 100% efficiency

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Is this some weird freedom shart in mart thingy (with cars)?
I don't get you burgers....

>>16600803
>exercise

Sorry bud, I'm an American, not a homo

>>16506088
who are you quoting?

>>16601219
Ya momma probably

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>>16506035

hjahahahaaaa

fuck that is funny
oh my fuck

2.5 weeks

>>16602340
That's literally the only reason why I went to this thread again, just to see how long it's been up

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>>16508490
WTF are you man

>>16603491
Surprised the front suspension can support all that extra weight without collapsing

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>>16603491

>>16517914
>tries to kill herself after being humiliated on public telly
>only manages to kill the truck of shame
>somehow becomes Ex

>>16604521
Savage

toasting in an epic bread

Do you guys think OP has cleaned his seats by now?

>>16605785

i felt bad for this chick. After she found out she was a meme she posted on her facebook something like "yeah, I know I'm ugly. I'm sorry everyone"

>>16607415

:(
Poor girl

Why cant we just let people enjoy themselves. She just wanted to me sexy and quirky for a day.

>>16607415>>16505916
>I accidentally shit myself in my car and my back seat is covered in wet diarrhea

At least she doesn't poop in her car seat.

http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2014/07/28/child-poops-on-airplane-seat/

Passengers on a Delta Airlines flight from Beijing to Detroit last week were horrified when a Chinese child squatted on his seat and proceeded to defecate, World News, a U.S.-based, Chinese-language news site, reports. The child’s parents spread newspaper on the seat to catch the waste.

Passengers reportedly asked the parents to bring the child to the restroom, but the child’s grandfather insisted that his grandson finish his business at his seat.

Passenger Luolan Gang Wang told Chinese Sina News that an odor filled the plane and passengers were complaining and outraged. A flight attendant spoke with the family but according to China Smack, “the elders were unmoved, leaving the flight attendant no choice but to drop the subject.”

Radio Free Asia reported the story in a segment and interviewed a Taiwanese flight attendant who said there’s no law prohibiting a child from pooping on his seat.

>>16608635
Having been previously traumatized by a poop incident, OP's girlfriend, who was coincidentally sitting in the seat next to the pooper, ran to the emergency door and exited the plane in a panic.

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>>16506088
Holy shit

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This thread is full of fans of anal sex.

Right?

This thread is full of fans of Anal sex.

Right?

Surely, this thread has fans of anal sex.

Right?

This thread has fans of anal sex.

Right?

This thread is full of fans of anal sex.

Right?

This thread is packed full of anal sex fans.

Right?

I think I'd be like OP's gal. If anything came near my anus, I'd run off.

bamp

>>16540990
>i bet you'll never even clogged a toilet coward
If they made home toilets like how they make public toilets, then clogging would be pretty difficult. But the home toilets are made to flush quietly, so therein lies the problem.

holup nigger you didnt think we were gonna let this 404 did you

>>16611888
I hope it never does

>>16612158
this

Any progress OP?

only 17 more posts til bump limit lets get this shit to the 3 week anniversary

POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD :) :) :)

This can't be the end

This shit ain't dead yet. Bump.

>>16613958
Only need to keep it alive two more days.

>>16613958
Bump limit is 310 on /o/, bruv.

2 0 D A Y S
0
D
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>>16505916
How could somebody manage to have a boner (and subsequently have sex) and having diarrhea at the same time ? It doesn't seem possible to me.

>>16617530
i dunno give it a shot

>>16617530

shit doesnt come out your dick dumbass

>>16617581
Unless you have dicks for nipples.

This thread is fun.

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>>16505916 >>16506088
>Thanks for the advice though everyone, I'll walk to the store and get some cleaning stuff right now

Hey OP, I was expecting you to say you were driving to the store with the windows down.

Please post an update with how it is now that about 3 weeks have gone by.

Pictured is one of the "ass eaters" from the Keijo anime series.

never die

>>16618033
I want this thread to hit bump limit so it'll die

Daily reminder I've shit myself while having a stripper but never during sex or in my car

>>16618125
nah m8

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>>16508490
>>16505916
>>16506088

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>>16505916
>>16505930
>>16506035
>>16506088
>>16508490
This fucking thread

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Posting regardless Fred in epic bread.

>Not recognizing this copypasta

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>>16617530
>having diarrhea at the same time
He ate something risky before the date. Or he slammed down too much liquid on an empty stomach and there was no food in the intestine ahead of that flood to slow it down or block it.

After that, it only takes some exertion or gymnastics in the back seat to make all that liquid put pressure on the colon. The colon's reflex is to push it all out with that irresistible feeling everyone here knows.

>>16619682
it's not copypasta it's been the same thread for 20 days and we now are past bump limit because of you dumb faggots and it won't get 3 week anniversary

>>16620350
I bet some people have saged which doesn't contribute to the bump limit

>>16620865
I don't think that's how it works.

This is getting screenshotted and uploaded to reddit btw :-)

>>16622204
Include me in the screencap senpai.

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>>16540779
>If I have to deal with sticky booty butter to be a real American, so be it.
Wipe yourselves clean several times a day if that is your problem. Then you'll avoid skid marks in your underwear or panties.

That also helps the rest of us. When you sit down with your poopy underwear soaking thru your thin pants fabric, it makes the chairs dirty. None of us want to sit in the same chair.

Heck, some people sniff the chairs before they sit down. It looks stupid and embarassing, but I can understand their concern.

>>16622204
Yo get me in the cap

I just wanted to drop by to say how glad I am to finally see this fucking thread forced off the board

>OP probably has resolved the issue fully weeks ago
>clearly was not an /o/ regular
>probably has no idea his thread lingered on the board for nearly 3 full weeks

Holy fuk, lmao

>>16622354
I wish more OP's would follow the threads they started instead of abandoning them.

That's also a problem in /r/. Too many users think of 4chan as a chatbox and not a forum. So they make a request, and if they don't get a reply that they like in 10 minutes, they abandon their request thread and never look at it again. They hardly give enough time for people to come by and see the request in the first place. But instead, their abandoned request just churns up the other requests closer to expiration.

>>16622469
Scroll towards the top, he did follow through and told us he came to a resolution. The question here is why anons though this needed to be on the board for another 18 days after the fact

goodbye sweet prince, you will not be forgotted

REEEEEEEEE
you fags blew it
it won't make it to 21 days

>>16505916
>1/17/17
Literally why

RIP thread, you gave me some good laughs.

>>16622204
I don't wanna be in the screencap.

>>16622724
>it won't make it to 21 days
Four hours to go. Watch it miss by one hour.

>>16622724
No thanks to alphonse and trolls making lots of worthless new threads just to force other threads off.

>>16623804
2 more hours to go, about to fall off the last page.

We did it boys