Best of /o/ thread

Dammit I have nothing saved on my phone. Keep this alive for a few hours and I'll try to find time to do a small dump.

File: 1471676536976.png (171KB, 1084x665px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 1084x665px

>>16500570

>>16500570
requesting the screencap of the Crown Victoria thread that turned into an argument over how many bodies would fit in the trunk

File: IMG-20170112-WA0029.jpg (83KB, 1040x780px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1040x780px

>Went with some friends in my jeep to the gas station
>Listening to George Michaels "Wake me up before you go go"
>Friends start playing and shit and throwing fuel everywhere
> I get distracted by a magazine in a nearby trashcan
>Walk to see it closer
>Turning my body all the way right to see back (cannot turn left since Im a child)
>See my asian friend lighting a cigarrette
>Station explodes

Kinda miss them

File: 1436743789576.jpg (22KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 480x360px

>mfw the anon's post if more funnier than the pic itself

I'm not really sure what's going on the pic too. Guy should've went for a Cybertronian approach.

>tfw deliberately deleted my /o/ folder with over 2000 images of cars and /o/ related stuff (ebin posts, frosty, etc)

someone please post a letter /o/ wrote to frosty

File: 21b9fsj[1].jpg (65KB, 1024x694px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1024x694px

>your sat in bumper to bumper traffic
>advancing slowly car by car
>you cant see any accident up ahead
>then a bald man taps on your window
>you roll down
>it's Christian von Koenigsegg
>"Hello sir I've been going window to window in this traffic to explain the wonders of my koenigsegg direct drive, you see it is the reason..."
>this goes on for five minutes
>"...and that's how koenigsegg direct drive is the best transmission on the planet, oh by the way my wife needs to change her tampon can she use your front seat?"
>at this point traffic is gone and it's just you sitting with a que behind you and a bald man at your window
>do you help him?

;)

>>16500656
fucking neutral drop drifting

would this even work

>>16500656
>locking up the rear wheels
niggers didn't even watch initial d

>>16500706
No lmao. It's two different movies cut togethee.

>>16500722
yes i get that, but i want to know if it would work

you can break traction with it but would it drift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LleCIHu7Dl0

File: twingette.jpg (244KB, 780x900px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 780x900px

I demand more sexual cars, please.

>>16500742
>would it drift
no. Because the car isn't moving when he slams it into D.

>>16500757
yes but i'm not talking about that video

if a car was approaching a corner at speed and the driver shifted to neutral to build revs and then dropped it back into drive, would this break traction to allow the car to drift?

>>16500808
Yeah, but the better way to do it is just to shift down a gear, as there's less risk of fucking up your transmission.

>>16500808
it works in manuals. It's known as clutch kicking.

But doing neutral drops like that on an automatic, you're more likely to destroy the transmission than successfully drift. Automatic transmissions do not like neutral drops.

>>16500838
>>16500830
yeah thats what i was comparing it to in my mind, but i can't into fluid couplings so wasn't sure if it would break traction at all

>>16500656
PUT IT IN D FOR DRIFT

>>16501026
P FOR PASSING

>>16501159
R FOR RACE

File: IMG_2242.jpg (38KB, 550x550px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 550x550px

>>16500625
Hey ben

>>16500630
It's made by a legit manchild autist who thinks that electrical problems mean his High-yoon-die is alive.

File: 1483558246894.png (1MB, 1168x990px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1168x990px

>>16500570

File: 1483573260423.png (2MB, 1168x990px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1168x990px

>>16502351

>>16502378
Ayyyyyy

File: IMG_6767.jpg (211KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 640x640px

>>16500751
unf

File: No dragon porn.png (50KB, 909x456px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 909x456px

Ah, a classic!

>>16502924

So, in the end, the Metro won the race.

>Geo Metro confirmed god machine

>>16500681

>lost my faggotini spaghettini at "Who da fuk is diz? Iz Tyrone"
>kept losing my spaghetti all the way to the end

Fucking gold.

File: frostys run.jpg (119KB, 604x850px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 604x850px

>>16503332

File: guaranteed_rage.png (165KB, 1866x1854px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1866x1854px

Best of /o/ feels - Vol. 1

>>16502924
should have been

>volvo driver's glovebox flops open

>>16503427
I fucking cried.

File: egg.jpg (191KB, 1263x611px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 1263x611px

Best of /o/ feels - Vol. 2

>>16503405
Best LPG story is MARY because I can't imagine how anyone would let their marriage get that bad for at least 20 years

File: 1395725604720.png (557KB, 1013x4585px) Image search: [Google]

557KB, 1013x4585px

>>16500623
here it is.

File: IMG_1929.jpg (67KB, 609x615px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 609x615px

>>16503332

>>16503512
This fucking shit right here. Every used tire CL ad is the same. They all say 50-90% tread left when there is MAYBE 2/32 left. I've learned that "like new" = 50% tread left. 75% tread left = 25% and if they say anything less than 75% left then they are bald. Nobody has ever heard of a tread depth gauge.

>>16503599
>>16503512
For sale: winter tires
BONUS: In 4 weeks they will turn into summer tires

magic "winter into summer tires" technology - a CL exclusive. Fuck off.

I know what I have. No tire kickers, or else they turn into summer tires even quicker

>>16503467
this
>we actually won't manage, MARY!

>>16503340
He's a total fucking autist but I can't really fault him on not wanting to damage it

File: jeff.jpg (69KB, 588x469px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 588x469px

God Speed Jeff.

>>16503400
hahahahahahahah

>>16501030
That was a funny thread

>>16503340
>pursuit
For a fursuit.

>>16503908
Isn't the green thing like a begginer's mark in Japan or some shit like that?

File: eeac6b721586787fe7f811e5a72699e0.png (63KB, 1003x888px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 1003x888px

Piece of shit 4chan spam filter is screwing up my ability to post. Maybe if I censor the phone numbers it'll work.
From a craigslist listing that had the edit link posted on /o/:


VL turbo 344k (miles) turbo upgraded runs low 11's cant evne keep sum fuckin tires on it hoons 2 good 7 speed automatic cumversion from a mercedez no exhaust former alberta car but barley ayn rust

Good

skids liked ape raped
once ran 55 lbs of boost till it exploded and dented the engine bay (my mechanic fix it) if u want call him he name is elderado slim owns a tune shop [number]
24 inch rims included
2 phat ass subs included if u add 4k these are the pro shit
7 speed manumato tranny from some nig in miami
faster than whatever u drive lol
gets mad pusy

Bad
a litle rust not even bad tho u can patch easy
burn marks in engine when it caught on fire after 55lbs boost looks hella dope tho
smels like dope since i smoked up in ther all the time but if u blaze than thats dope and no problem
no title but if ur a badass it doesnt mater
crashed it once but minor dmg prosfeninally fixed ask my machanic
piss marks in the back seats from when some hoons stole it and shit in and and pissd in it shit stains came out not piss tho
doesn't attract the pussy as much as i intended it to
people think you're gay when driving

low mileage cleen car i no what its worth no low ball or scams tons of jdm shit on here so get it wel u can rare

14k obo or 14.5k w/o sound systum

call habib at [number]
9k if you help me with this bump on my "third arm"
EDIT: mabye trade for cocaine also deppending on if u got good shit gotta let me try some before we agree no cut shit only str8 pure

File: 1476116421497.png (502KB, 890x1010px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 890x1010px

>>16504486
>piss marks in the back seats from when some hoons stole it and shit in and and pissd in it shit stains came out not piss tho

>>16504559

I want to see all the replies.

>>16504568
here ya go
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/10423208/#q10442376

>>16504486
As an FD guy, I would derive no greater pleasure in life than from personally abducting and dismembering this man.

Holy shit I'm mad. The LS swap was triggering enough.

>>16504506
>>16504486
Seriously though, how high were the guys that made these? Hoping they're shitheads from here?

>>16504688
>From a craigslist listing that had the edit link posted on /o/

also the one in the image definitely is an /o/tist post or it was edited by /o/. Look at the last line.

>>16504688
I'm referring to >>16504486

>>16504705
>edit link posted on /o/
Fuck me, that's hilarious.

>>16504583

Thank you, Anon. <3

Does anyone have that pasta about the guy in the suped up Crown Vic killing Russian Lesbians and becoming a God?

>>16504570
Genuinely the biggest laugh I have had in a few months. Could only read 3-4 words at a time due to breathing difficulty. Sides BTFO.

>>16504485

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshinsha_mark

Yep. Some Japanese car enthusiasts keep it on for the lols I think. Whether or not that guy is aware of it I don't know.

>>16503467

Do you have the img? I'm curious now.

File: woll smoff.jpg (50KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 1280x720px

>>16503908
>STAY JDM
>that turbo
lel

>>16500625
dear lord please tell me that the one on the right is yours

>>16504970
This
I've seen so much shit on this side, but I feel like a ten year old again when i laugh at that incoherent mess

>>16503701
I laughed for the first time in awhile, poor jeff just needs a bike to escape the feels

Anyone got that cap of anon in a Camry or Celica or something racing Chad's Mustang or Challenger or whatever it was down the touge?

It had C O O L V I B R A T I O N S in it.

File: ice fairies.png (254KB, 1518x586px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 1518x586px

Fresh OC donut steel.

>>16505274
It's in here:
http://82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales%20From%20The%20Dealership.pdf

File: Screenshot_2.jpg (506KB, 1842x943px) Image search: [Google]

506KB, 1842x943px

>>16505916

>>16505337
love this one

>>16502880
Will forever masturbate to this picture.

File: 1483645732617.jpg (53KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 720x720px

From an old honda motorcycle manual

>>16507466
>as there lurks the skid demon

Ah, those crazy Demons of Skid, children of the great Skid King, Delaminator.

>>16500613
>holy shit fuck win epic
it was a simpler time

File: 1310483412100.jpg (80KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 413x395px

>>16507501
>Delaminator.

>>16507501
kek

>>16505879

I hav read the first 40 pages of it so far. Very interesting reading, mate, thank you for that!

(What's it with Americans spending so much more than what they can handle anyway?)

File: 1480408057361.jpg (283KB, 539x959px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 539x959px

>>16504474
WELL, WHAT DID THEY SAY??

also, not /o/, but this

>>16508280
>(What's it with Americans spending so much more than what they can handle anyway?)
it's a culture thing. Everywhere you go, there's an ad about using credit to buy this or that. There's a stigma attached to not using credit like "You don't want to improve your life, do you anon?"

>>16508299
I doubt anyone dumb enough to do this knows how to drain oil.

>>16508009
thanks

>>16501270
>I can beat him in the five hairpins!
Lost it

>>16508280
It's how the poor stay poor. Happens everywhere. Poor people have bad planning skills, usually.

>>16503431
Can relate

File: c00df1f206ed769b21159ed5499787a5c21f8374ed591fd9692f01f33f684b22.png (16KB, 291x300px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 291x300px

>>16503405
This is why we need corrective rape

File: 1182916516077.jpg (31KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 720x480px

>>16508730
>best

>>16500751
I can't be assed to find it, but some artist by the name of xopachi drew a humanized VW Beetle that looked like a transformer. Among other things, what bothered me the most was the fact that, on the picture itself, he called it a Volkswagon. With an O.

VOLKSWAGON.

Fucking stupid east coaster dumbass.

File: 1478668105121.jpg (195KB, 823x800px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 823x800px

>>16508730
>best
honestly, fuck boomers and fuck boomer cars, but this is just upsetting

>>16507466

My sides are in Tokyo bay right now

File: 1483578311313.png (65KB, 285x276px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 285x276px

>>16503405
There are so many things about this story that upset me.
So many things.

>>16507466
>go smoothingly by
i lost my shit
>there lurks the skid demon
lost my shit even harder

File: Poland quality.png (67KB, 1281x395px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 1281x395px

>>16500570

File: poland.jpg (60KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 800x450px

>>16509236

>>16504570
>This is already good enough to be a Jalopnik article

fucking hell, I laughed so much that now I have to take another dose of painkillers for my broken rib

>>16508730

This picture makes me happy that I can live in a time when I can walk away from a crash that could have killed me.

Thank you, automotive engineers.

>>16510973
kek me too desu, get well soon anon

>>16509236
>move manufacturing to a cheaper country
>probably pay them scraps too
>expect some amazing quality
???

File: 81646829.jpg (83KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 800x533px

>>16511287

>>16505647

Come on you fags I know you have it

>>16511288
Goddamn that is an ugly bitch.

File: 351613173.jpg (116KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 800x533px

>>16511354
You jelly?

>>16511287

Elaborate troll or not, daaaamn that Chey girl was cute.

>>16511372
Uhhh, no.

>>16511372
How did you import that ladyboy through customs?

>>16511372
>those bald as fuck tires.

>>16511676

They're racing slicks...much in the same way that humanoid next to them is a woman.

File: Jelly.jpg (82KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 800x533px

>>16511488
>>16511633
>>16511646

>>16500681
>i'll take "never met a single black man in his life" for $100 please

>>16511718
Stop posting your disgusting boyfriend.

>>16511292
I miss Vandweller

>>16501276
>INITARU DEE
maximum kek

>>16511695
>>16511676
the tires are mounted backwards too

>little edge vanes pulling water to the middle of tire

File: IMG_1407.png (2MB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x1536px

Fresh OC. This ad is literally a mangled pile of metal with wheels. Not even kidding, this guy thinks he has something that's worth money.

File: OtherForum.jpg (580KB, 768x2911px) Image search: [Google]

580KB, 768x2911px

>>16500570
Honorable mention

>>16503602
held it together all the way up to "your sister titty i am touch"

File: LOL.jpg (30KB, 246x357px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 246x357px

>>16504570
Fedora Nigger Furry 5000

File: Dagumi pt1.png (65KB, 653x574px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 653x574px

>>16505647
I got u senpai

File: Dagumi pt2.png (62KB, 695x379px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 695x379px

>>16512603

>>16512587
Someones subscribed to Quora

>>16501182
1 FOR 1ST PLACE

>>16500570
What if you're attracted to both and drawing it like that gets you hornier than either by itself?

File: CANTSHITPOST.jpg (14KB, 362x352px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 362x352px

>>16504486
>it's a 904 area code
>mfw i live in the 904
BOI

>>16512603
>>16512607

Thank you very much senpai

>>16502378
HON HON HON

>>16511768
>being this new

File: 1441669216965.jpg (82KB, 492x478px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 492x478px

>>16509095
>mfw I look up for that name and I only get a fuckload of furry shit drawn by him

Dissapointed but not surprised.

>>16507466

>Avoid entanglement of dog

Ah I did not know the super cub was small enough to experience quantum effects. The more you know!

>>16507466
SHOOPED
H
O
O
P
E
D

>>16508280
>>16508352

This. For some reason our society, especially the middle class, acts like you can't be saving anything.

My parents have bought a new car every five-six years since I've been born. The most recent vehicle they bought was replacing a 12 year old car with 100,000 miles on it because the battery died.

>>16513225
https://rideapart.com/articles/motorcycle-riding-instructions-according-1962-honda-riders-manual

it's real boyo

>>16512378
440 with a six pack isn't even worth half that.

File: 1476198583492.jpg (14KB, 205x286px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 205x286px

>>16503405
jesus

>>16513104
By furry you mean Krystal, yes?

i also like how his countach drawing looks like a fucking bubble car

i wanna commission him to design a car, see what he comes up with

>>16512360
Maybe hes practicing drifting on slightly damp pavement in a front wheel drive car

>>16503405

this makes my blood boil

File: 1457385943092.jpg (23KB, 552x528px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 552x528px

>>16503405
>not sticking her with a cheap civic and keeping the mustang
>not threatening to take her off the insurance if she wrecks another car
>not giving her another fucking civic and telling her to buy what she wants when she can afford it herself and put it on her own insurance
>not actually dropping her insurance when/if she does wreck it again
>not teaching her a god damned thing
>just giving in with no resistance

That image makes me angry at the father, what a fucking moron. Sure you can't beat kids even though they need it, but you can still do your best to teach them to be responsible adults. All that bitch is going to be is a cock smoking slut for a sugar daddy. Great fucking job, dad.

Don't get me wrong, the girl is a stupid bitch, but nearly all 17 year olds are stupid bitches, regardless of gender. I know I was, wanted some dumb bullshit like a H1 hummer or something, settled on a 1979 Trans Am and rebuilt it with my dad, learned how to take care of a car from simple oil changes to partial engine rebuilding and rewiring, and the car is a fond memory of bonding, and it's still fun as fuck to drive to this day. Damned depressing.

>>16513800
>cheap civic
That's... a great idea.
I'd suggest a certain 3-cylinder shitbox because even less power, but I don't want to be flayed alive by /o/.

File: IMG_5158.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>16512378
>cool patina
Nooo. This can't be real. It's like $20 in scrap metal because the other $200 in metal rusted away.

>>16503393
God I loved that game.

>>16501270
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESK06PiByvo starts playing

>>16513957
>that lean
You know that has to be from the 400-lb wife lol

>>16511292
>Are you Matt Foley

Holy fuck, I knew a guy who lived in SoCal with that name.

File: 1475580397601.jpg (50KB, 748x541px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 748x541px

>>16513104
>furry shit
meanwhile at your computer

>>16500613
10 years later and nothing's changed. Kek

>>16516834
I've got at least half of these. Just from normal driving.

>>16517259
Get the other half man.

>>16517286
I don't race and I've never seen a speed trap in my life. I would also never do something like drive naked and the road head requires 3DPD.