Thought on Jeremy Clarkson?

god

>>16496291

>ocasionally a funny man
>always an asshole
>shit writer
>reasonably entertaining presenter
>singlehandedly killed Top Gear
>the main reason why The Grand Tour sucks dick bigtime

Jezza: the maymay arrow review.

>>16496291
He's an autist with no filter between his brain and mouth. He's like a funny tolerable version of a tripfag.

>>16496308

t. chris evans

>>16496291
still better than matt leblanc

>>16496317
Tripfags have a filter though and everything they say is trying to protect their internet identity
Clarkson doesnt give a fuck what he does and if it drags his name through the mud or not

Mancrush

Hes a big guy

punched piers morgan, based on that alone he's bretty gud

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based english

>>16496308
this basically
he's an IRL car shitposter

>>16496654
I like to think of him an an honorary aussie

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He's pretty good. James May is better.

The only problem I have is with how TGT is someone even more scripted in TG was.

At his best, he's fantastically entertaining. At his worst, he's unwatchable. He's also a control freak and likely why TGT is scripted to hell and back and no fun.

>>16496291
Who is this guy? Ive seen him mentioned on /o/ a few times.

aside from the Fiat/GM/Ford/VW CEOs he's the number 1 voice in the car world. i mean really, he's driven every worthwhile car since 1980 and he's been a journalist forever.

not to mention he's very objective if you can put your emotions aside. a lot of his modern criticisms are pretty reasonable in regards to usability and necessity.

>>16496308
>>16496761
>>16496775

obviously you guys didn't pay any attention to what was going on after Clarkson was fired. when news came up that he was going to start a new show with Amazon, it was also announced that the BBC had put a complete lock on all of the trademarks that had made TG so popular. stuff like calling hammond 'hamster' and saying 'cock' was supposed to be off limits.

so don't blame clarkson for how awful TGT might be, blame the BBC for being dickbags and abusing trademarks to be spiteful.

>>16496949
They don't have to use trademarked terms to make it fun, they have to understand what gets people invested in a series and they blatantly don't with this one. They could make an infinitely better show with the three with a small camera crew meeting local car culture across the world and buying shitboxes in each country to see how long they run for. Would cost less, too.

>>16496291
over the hill

>>16496346
Lol i gave my privacy up on here long ago and it makes the trolls even madder

>>16496967
James May has a show involving standing in a shed for hours on end putting things back together and that is multiple times more investing than ANYTHING I have seen yet on TGT.

Annoying, intolerable

>>16497031
I watched it recently and I loved it. It's low enough stakes that you can honestly believe that he might fuck up and have it not work at the end.

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>>16497031
reassembler is based, it really is better than tgt

I don't get why he doesn't like Porsches

>>16496949
see
>>16496967
and see
>>16497031

And then shut the fuck up once you get Clarkson's thick dick out of you rmoth.

As a television presenter, decent.
As a writer, unnotable.
As a celebrity with a fanbase, god save us.

Hammond, May, and Clarkson ran an OK show but it is difficult for me to divorce that from their conduct offscreen and the kind of fans they attract.

>>16497031
The Reassembler is the best kind of TV and I bet that if you handed TGT to May, >>16496967's suggestion is exactly what you'd see, and it would be great.

I could see TGT falling apart and the BBC bringing May back onto TG to save it YET AGAIN although they should shoot some new nature docus like Planet Earth and have May narrate them.

>>16496291
is a bad driver
does not really review cars

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>>16497182
Tymon please.

How was your lonely New Year's in your unheated hovel eating a can of cold beans?

>>16496967
A YouTube channel called MCM do that already and they're pretty popular.

>>16496308
while this post is surely typical 4chan contrarian bait, clarkson in grand tour really fucks shit up. two or three last episodes are about other guys having good ideas and clarkson advertising alfa romeo instead

although that's probably just product placement and clarkson himself is not to to blame

pretty much a hack at this point.

also does not believe the things he says

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Not as sexy as Vicki, not as based as Tiff.

meme car man

funny

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>>16496654
>IRL shitposter

There has never been a more accurate description of him.

Seriously, it fits PERFECTLY in any sense.

>hyperboling all over the place
>constantly attacking
>laughs about the people he attacks
>quickly bored
>mediocre driving skills but still brags like a tard. most stunts are cut-in stunt driver scenes
>occasionally sarcastically spewing truth

etc

>>16496291
pretty cool guy

knackered old cunt

https://youtu.be/DMuO-8S_0Wg

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>>16496987
t. kit kat
we aren't mad that you're carl the cuck, in fact we find it quite amusing

>>16497031
>James May has a show involving standing in a shed for hours
rotlfmao
can't make this shit up
what a cuck

>>16498328
on the contrary my good anon

>>16497197
Are you implying that James May is even close to as good as David Attenborough?

>>16498240
>gay clarkson
>miata
I've ran out of keks

>>16498401
split my sides first time i found that years ago

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>>16498341
You are a degenerate
You won't ever be quarter as cool as James May

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>>16498447
>You are a degenerate
I'm not the one watching his wife get pounded by a nigger from a shed with CCTV screens

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>>16498459
edgy

Too bad you will never have a wife or any meaningful relationship

>>16498469
He is an embodiment of why great britain is dying. Guys who are still nerds who cannot reproduce.

>>16498484
I'm afraid to think what you're embodiment of then.

>>16497031
Are the previous episodes available somewhere? I didn't know about it until recently and was hoping to watch them. Thanks in advance.

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>>16498469
>http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/the-grand-tours-james-may-claims-hes-not-actually-friends-with-jeremy-clarkson-and-richard-hammond-6346292/
>They are not my friends
What did he mean by this?

>>16498484
>He is an embodiment of why great britain is dying. Guys who are still nerds who cannot reproduce.
then why can't they build proper cars? brits aren't nerds, they're just useless.

>>16498519
are you actually autistic?

>>16498519
That the reason that they have worked together for so long is the same as Penn and Teller: they just work together and they aren't really close off set.

>>16498526
Or perhaps I was wondering why someone would think he's friends with Juan Ovues, if the context doesn't suggest that.

>>16498499
>not being on private trackers
probably even on the pleb public ones desu

>>16498519
He's obviously rusing, lad.

>>16498459
that's hot

ITT autists that don't realise he's roleplaying (Just like Hammond and May) and that he probably knows more about cars than 99.9% of /o/

>>16498526
>>16498684
I'm literally autistic (well, aspergers) and realize this. The problem with /o/ isn't autism, it's retardation (different than autism, which is the next step in human evolution).

>>16498499
youtube

>>16497231
I bet they were all drunk.

>>16498716
lucky guy got to fuck at least one of those mature ladies

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I prefer this guy.

>>16498721
He's alright. Good driver but as a journalist he's just another kiss ass like the rest of them.

>>16498730

Uhm, you do realized he roasted the shit out of Ferrari and wasn't until very recently allowed to drive a fucking Ferrari back again because Hurrdurranello was so assblasted at what he said?

>>16497233
>MCM
HERE'S HOW YOU CAN ENGINE SWAP AND TURBOCHARGE A SUBARU LIBERTY WAGON YOURSELF, ALL YOU NEED IS A FREE ENGINE AND TURBOCHARGER, A TURBOCHARGING EXPERT AND HIS SHOP TO DO ALL THE WORK FOR YOU, AND A PROTOTYPE HALTECH ECU WITH FREE TUNING TO GET YOU STARTED

SUPPORTED BY JUST CAR INSURANCE

>>16498749

SO MUCH FUCKING THIS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>16498748
Yeah so what. He did it once. Now he learned his lesson and is back to sucking cock like the rest of them.

Try watching some of the documentaries he's done on the WW2 raids and stuff, he's really good when he's doing a serious show.

>>16498749
Fuck MCM Moog clearly has been in over his head for the better part of a decade when it comes to actually knowing how cars work and the process behind builds.

How the fuck could be actively avoid learning this shit?

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>>16498748

Pissing off Ferrari isn`t really an accomplishment, it just requires access to one.

>>16496987
>I gave up my privacy
>not using a trip

what

>>16498976
Ausfags know my posts just from my posting style they have shitposting telekinesis cunt get on our facken level dickhead wanka poof seppo

>>16498519
I must have been on /pol/ too long, was sure that "k***" couldn't be what I thought it was

>>16498974
Bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxb_oFsT5j4

>>16496308
>the main reason why The Grand Tour sucks dick bigtime

thats America though

>>16496291
I love him but I love May more

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>>16499006
kek, I thought the same thing
>>16498526
>>16498549
>>16498670
Do you guys really not recognize baneposting?

>>16499006
I still don't understand what is it if not kike

>>16499605
Same with me, the only thing I can think of besides "kike" is "kunt" but it makes no sense.

>>16499605
>>16499892
Oh and maybe knob, but I don't think anyone would censor that.

>>16498705
Haha, Aspergers is not the next stage of human evolution my dear misguided potato. But keep telling that to yourself. Social interaction is of vita importance to human society and was key to our evolution thus far. Those incapable of that would fail as a society.

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>>16500804
You are obsolete, NT normalshit.

>>16500868
My point exactly, try communicating like that in the real world, if you do go there. You won't get very far with others. Nice lack of counterpoint by the way.

>>16498499
theyre on tpb my dude.

>>16500868

>I CAN'T INTO DARWIN

TOP KEK

>>16497120
I don't see why a VW should be a sports car.

>>16497197
>Implying the 3 Musketeers would betray each other.

>>16497031
yes this so much. also the one with richard called something like "should i worry about ____" and he researched different harmful things on the show

>>16500804
>Social interaction is of vital importance to human society
not with cell phones the way they are

>>16498519
He said that so he could get them on board of TGT, because Wilman told him "You don't get to bring friends". Devilishly clever.

>>16498749
"We didn't sell out, that's why we've been shilling 3 specific brands of car and 1 brand of parts since day one of the show, it's also why we mysteriously get free shit from Ford, and a professional camera crew and shit tonnes of money and our own private shed and a special with roadkill and a new 'gaming show' dedicated almost exclusively to shilling."

I like MCM, but they're sellouts, and they're faggots. Marty has given Moog a brojob, and moog has tongued marty's anus before they film episodes.

>>16496291

ebin man, 10/10

>>16496949
>>16496967
TGT should just be top gear specials type of episodes, don't release them every single week but seeing as they are constantly on the move now it would be interesting

>>16498519
I know for a fact that may and Hammond are pals outside of the show but wouldn't know about jezza, though they do seem to share a good connection

Compared to Jamie and Adam on myth busters where it's obvious they only hang out for the show

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>>16500895
You are getting replaced by my computer program.

>>16502626
Exactly.

>>16501419
Maybe you can't get into Darwin. Autists are going to be (and are starting to already) the wealthy and successful, and women only care about security and money since they are stupid whores so the world will belong to autists. Get ready for order. You're the potato now.

>>16502763
But why would someone call a man "not his friend", before creating TGT with him and crashing TG with no survivors?
TGT is to TG the same as the Noshur Viverse is to the Wreckage Brother

10/10 bloke slugged some wanker in the face once I forget

>a bunch of nerds think james may is the best presenter

why am i not surprised

>>16496967
>>16504591
I really enjoyed TGTs first and latest four or so episodes, camerawork is pristine in landscape shots as well
but I must say that I liked the cheap car challenges and roadtrip with shit car episodes the most and hoped they'd do more like those on TGT, but it's only the first season and I still have high hopes for them

the only real bad episode in my opinion was the military skit one

>>16496364

WITH NO SURVIVORS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8#t=00m05s

>>16505117
>robin
>batman's sidekick
>clarkson is a big guy for you
What did clarkson mean by this?

>>16504928
Jeremy is stupid.
James thinks he's brilliant but he is useless.

Richard is the best presenter.

>>16496308
He's actually a good writer though

>>16499006
I don't get it either, kek