Would you a Viper?

No, They seem so, Meh. Every time I see one it's like "oh, A viper" yet somehow Corvettes seem more exciting even though there's millions of them. A Vette is easier to tune and get power out of.

>>16494543
Shut up cuck
>>16494525
Snek all the way

>>16494525
No.

>>16494599

>prefers the slower, more expensive competitor.
>cuck

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>>16494525
>Gen-III/IV

hmm... They're cool, but I'd rather an older Gen-I or -II. Or a Gen-V if I could.

ugly and one of the worst sounding performance cars of all time with a bad interior?

hell naw

>>16494543
>Every time I see one

lol shiiiiet wish i was wherever you are. most performance i see is new V6 Mustangs, new V6 Camaros, and old 4.8 V8 mustangs making like 300HP and some Z cars with a lot of body mods and Imprezas done up to look like STIs.

>>16494632
obviously gonna be more expensive since almost nothing on earth can match the performance per dollar of an LS although i don't know about slower since they can put down pretty good numbers when people do open them up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AvB_B1YWLY

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GTS-R is greatest snek.

>>16494525

Yes. With all of my heart.

>tfw there are less than five Vipers in the third-world hellhole you love in and they're never driven by their dumbass owners because they're scared of snek and don't treat it respectfully.

>>16494525
God no. I wouldn't mind having a friend that was dumb enough to get one who would let me track it every once in a while. All the fun of a snek, none of the daily fuckery that comes with trying to drive it on the street.

>>16494525
>not red

You fucked up the rotation.

>>16494525
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes I would. TT highway rocket all the fucking way.

>>16495008
If you can afford a Viper, you can afford another car to daily drive

>>16494525
Yes

>>16495008
>>16495744

You can just get a tractive dampers kit too if you really want more comfort. Gives it Corvette boomer-like comfort without sacrificing track performance.

>>16494525
I thought about it, but then I bought an NSX instead. Zero regrets.

>>16495821
bread on hood

>>16494525

>pigfat

>>16494525
>That seating position
>Muh extreme horsepower & RWD meme
>Ugly (Opinion, but it's how I feel)
>Extremely outdated technology
>Large selection of clearly superior competitors in the same price range

No snek for me, family

Nowai. Too heavy and loud.

>>16494525
I would buy the first gen's wheels

>>16497200
MUH EK CIVIC YOOOO XDDD

IF I COULD HAVE ANY CAR IN THE WORLD

IT WOULD BE JDM CIVIC YOOOOO

faggot :) <3

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>>16494525
Only viper I'd get

>>16497313
I too wanna fucking die

>>16494525
Yea but not one that's nigged out like OP's pic.

>>16497786
that's the ACR. The work record setting track oriented viper.

Definitely not nigged out, the big ol wing has a function

im gonna iys gonna take a while tho

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Yeah not that one.

>>16494525

so hard it would be coming out the intake

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>>16494525
I'd be honored to have my head bitten off my an angry snek. Just stay away with that tame abomination that is the Fiat """Viper""".

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>>16499695
The new sneks look much angrier though.

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>>16494525
yea, but not in that colorway

>>16499695
>abomination
>absolutely destroys everything on a track
?

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>never ever

>>16494525
Yea, I would a Viper. They are surprisingly cheap for the early ones.

>>16494525
He'll yea

>>16500596
*cume pante*

>>16500641
it looks like an aston martin
i need dis

>>16500596
god the ass end of the newer vipers makes my dick rock hard

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When the Viper comes back Dodge needs to design a modernized version of this rim. The current rims are cool but they look too generic for snek's sexy body.

>>16494525

Fuck yes

Call me a tasteless faggot but I always thought the first and 2nd gens look like shit.

>>16495821
bread on hood, famalam

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>>16497313
daily reminder

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>>16497313
>plastic windows that don't roll down, only pull out
>literal truck engine that somehow extracts 400HP from 8L
>Dodge Neon interior
>ugly rims
>basically no advantages over the 2nd gen (which is just as hardcore)

Gen I < Gen III < Gen II < Gen IV < Gen V

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>sat in a Gen V Viper
>expecting typical FCA plastic trash
>it's actually really nice

You can tell SRT is on another level compared to the rest of the idiots at Fiat/Dodge/Chrysler. The quality was better than any American car I've sat in, and better than most German cars for that matter.

Probably stops being comfy when you actually drive it though.

>>16501299
They brag a lot about it being hand-built in Detroit.

>>16501299

You can think of it as America's Ferrari. in fact, they said they get their leather from the same place Ferrari gets theirs.

>>16497313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBmqLSRzWU