Traction Control

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>>16493753
Shameless self bump

See of there's a fuse. If yes, pull the fuse. If no consult Google.

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>>16493753
>I recently bought a 1993 Mercedes 500sel (w140)

What's with Slavs and W140?

Seriously.
It's like that car is part of them like the Adidas training pants

>>16493753
That's it's job. That is what traction control DOES.
If you don't like it, buy a car old enough not to have it, or new enough to have an off switch for it.

>>16493753
Usually you pull the fuse. You'll have to Google which one

>>16493935
There's a big chance this will also kill the ABS.

>buying a picture book luxury barge and expecting it to get hectic
lmao

>>16493753
what car is that, looks nice with the intakes on the side.

>please be rwd

>>16493943
I am a Russian immigrant and fuck me if I wont get sideways with that tasty 5.0

>>16493945
Toyota Verossa, rwd with boosted 1jz

>>16493952
>Toyota Verossa

What sorcery is this, why haven't I heard of that car befo

>The Toyota Verossa was a sedan produced by the Toyota Motor Company for Japanese domestic market
>built only for 3 years

sigh

>>16493928
It's called culture, you wouldn't understand.

>>16493968
>replacing their beautiful culture (I mean it) with Burger chad apparel

Yeah, really working out fine I see

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>>16493979
Yes?

How badly is your insurance fucked /o/?

I got nailed with careless driving after an accident involving a cop car.

Judt git off the phone with the broker, the lowest he can get me with 39 different insurance companies is 7400/yr over 600 a month

Looks like I'm going to be bus gagging it for a while

>>16493928
Non-meme answer
It is or at least was commonly used by diplomats and favourite car of the Russian mafia. It was basically memed into our hearts by the media. I am the most stereotypical vodka snorting tracksuit wearing slavaboo so I need this car

>>16493967
Its super nice on the inside as well, easily my favourite car that no one has heard of

>>16493935
I cant find anything on google regarding which fuse to pull and I'm kind of nervous about fucking the wrong thing on a Mercedes that I cant repair because all my car knowledge is actual mechanical aspects of engine and suspension

>>16493753
try turning it off and on again while rolling. My car disables the AWD and ABS by doing this because the wheel speed sensors cannot perform their function checks while moving.

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>>16494049

>>16493928
E34/36 is the go-to gopnikwagon. BMW is the Adidas of Cars to Russians.
They even have songs about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBCY0LkaQTc

>>16494124
We also have songs about mercedes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWdu-MWg1hg

>>16494124
>>16494204

Reminds me of Klingons singing songs about wars, heroes and their battleships

>>16494213
Cheeky little cunt ill give you that m8

Mercs don't really like being drifted about.
Shit can and will go wrong.

>>16493753
long story short you can't. Uncle has one and complains about the same thing. now you know dont be a fag a buy cars that have traction control