>turn AC on
>engine performs better
>>16471014
>turn a/c on
>coolant temp goes down
>turn car on
>car goes off
>>16471014
>turn AC on
>cabin gets colder
>>16471014
>Pop headlights up
>Sexuality changes to "gay"
>know its time to shift cause of vibration in gas pedal
>pedal doesnt vibrate
>timetodie.jpg
>idling in driveway
>car overheats
>going 100 on a hot day
>car doesn't overheat
>>16471014
>driving in deep snow
>giving it gas makes it corner better
>>16471018
>turn ac on
>smoke comes out the hood instead of the tailpipe
>>16471014
>shift to first on the highway
>needle thing does full 360
>>16472777
>airflow
>>16472956
what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Idh9ACeAE
>Miata meetup
>penis constantly erect
>jump car over ditch into field
>all front and rear end suspension problems go away
>>16471014
>turn on heat
>engine temp rises and falls while heater is on
>>16471014
>engine/transmission shakes like crazy when in park or in D at 0mph
>put it in neutral and it stops shaking
>steer wheels
>engine RPM goes up
>wash car
>throttle response, acceleration and handling all improve
>>16473173
air in the coolant lines.
>Redline on 3rd
>Car doesn't upshift
>>16471014
>drop bolt in engine bay
>hear it hit the ground
>>16471014
>get in car
>it starts
>install CAI
>+50 hp
>kick a fat chunk of snow out of your wheel well
>>16473275
>kick a fat chunk of snow out of your wheel well
>fender now misaligned
>boost kicks
>overtake NA cuck
>>16473218
>drive manual
>car not in charge of shifting
>>16473270
>install short ram
>-50hp
>wash car
>suspension now squeaks
>>16473319
driving something other than a malibu is a bigger priority to me right now.
>>16472777
Nyu!
>>16471014
>Love cars
>have had expirence driving, repairing and even racing them
>tfw when no car
>buy bmw
>all of a sudden every body feels the need to drive in front of you
>turn off A/C
>period vibration and occasional shaking go away
there's a problem
I live in Florida
It's already 75 degrees and we haven't even made it halfway through January
>crank car to start
>didnt crank enough
>starter pawl crunches because you reengaged the starter too soon
>>16473624
*periodic
>>16473606
Used to drive a mustang. Average speed of people around me jumped 20 miles on any given road.
>>16473203
>driving a car with power steering
>>16472777
Check your clutch fan
>Burping radiator
>Endless bubbles for 2 hours wtf
>turn on wipers
>visibility gets even worse
>>16473754
I don't know why, but having my wipers on at full speed really stresses me out and puts me on edge.
>Wash car
>Hatch dripping water
>Quarter windows dripping water
>Sunroof drain tube drains leaky sunroof down A pillars and into your floorboards
>>16473740
what the fuck is a clutch fan?
>>16473768
He means fan clutch.
>>16473775
>>16473768
Uhh yeah haha
>[Nervous laughter intensifies]
>>16473767
>Call glass installers
>Tell them to put in my new window clips that I got before they reseal my quarter windows
>"We don't do that, it's a waste of time"
>turn a/c on
>turn lights on
>automatic
>free cruise control at 20 mph
>truck posting faster rallycross lap times after I dropped my rear drive shaft.
Kill me.
>Hear metal on metal rattly banging sound from under rear of car when driving
>spare wheel bolt is loose
>>16473193
transmission mounts
>coasting with open sunroof and windows down
>notice dirty windscreen
>turn windscreen washer on
>dirty water comes through sunroof and open windows
>>16474028
>>16474028
thanks phampai, i'll look into that
>>16473764
Lol same here I feel more desperate for some reason.
>turn defogger on
>windows thicken in frost
>>16474028
>>16474230
I'm having thesame problem. I will also look into this. Thank you.
>>16474273
turn a/c on it'll take the moisture out of the air
>>16474293
can't A/C heater core broke
>>16474255
>>16473764
Me three
>>16474294
>ac heater core
what did he mean by this
>park outside
>can no longer drive down the highway without some sort of wobble-shake effect like i have a bent wheel
Don't tell me it's fucking ice inside the fucking wheel
>Clean vinyl door panel
>All the texture wipes off permanently
>>16474302
The evaporator or opposite of the condenser whatever it's called
>turn ac on
>engine catches fire while the cabin gets cooler
>driving car after hours of no sleep
>downshift from 5th to 2nd
>>16474393
RIP transmission
>hitting touge with someone I know
>he pulls over out of nowhere
>pull up next to him
>"hold up man, gotta do something"
>pops his hood, there's a fucking fire
>puts out the fire
>tops off power steering
>tops off brake fluid
>tops off coolant
>tops off oil
>"aight I'm good senpai let's do another run"
>>16474360
hey man, all the heat from your cabin has to go somewhere
>>16471090
>pedal doesnt vibrate
>8k rpm
>>16473683
>POWER of the steering
>>16474410
underrated story
>>16473650
>drive a corvette
>same issue
Everyone in a shitbox wants to race and lose. I just wanted to go to JitB
>>16474509
it's fucking true too. Haven't seen him up on the mountain in a few months, and don't have his #. hope he's fine and his deathtrap of a fucking car didn't kill him
>>16473764
Wipers at slow make me calm
>turn heater on
>headlights turn off
>>16473767
> having a car with non-sealed sunroof
>buy BMW because promotion
>start wearing sleeveless shirts to keep cool
>suddenly in a hurry all of the time
>start wearing expensive driving glasses so I can see the road better
>suddenly everyone going 5 under the limit
>buy bluetooth earpiece because people keep calling while i'm driving
>suddenly indicators turn wipers on?
>suddenly no one can drive
>MFW
>sport mode
>car goes slower
>>16474675
>sports mode
>""""down shift"""" button
>fix loose bits of plastic in the car
>can now hear every horrible sound the engine makes
>>16471014
>non modified car
>1bar in tires
>car exceeds rated speed
>2,6bar in tires
>still same speed
>start car
>it turns on with no problems
Fucking Ford
>start car without shifting into neutral first
>rear left passenger door locks and unlocks
Every fucking time, not joking.
>>16474304
Remember to kick out all the snow from inside your wheels and wheelarches anon. I spent 10 minutes with a hammer beating out chunks of ice from my arches. Don't be like me anon.
>wash car
>ride and handling improve
>>16473624
>tiger rock
>close the door
>check engine light turns on
>turn AC on
>rumbling sound
>>16473128
post possum van pls
>sport mode
>car actually feels more comfortable and smooth
>>16475093
smooth is how you go fast
>get in Tesla
>electrical infetterence
>set alarm on car
>alarm goes off after 10 mins
>reset alarm
>goes off again after 30 mins
>pull fuse on alarm
>problem solved
>>16475077
>Turn on AC
>Gurgling sound inside cabin
>>16475096
that's why race cars all have such soft suspension
>>16475257
to avoid body roll and for lower cog wich isn't really a problem if you go smooth
>>16471014
>roll up my windows
>headlights dim
>turn ac on
>car stalls out when coming to a stop
>its automatic
>>16475061
or you could live in texas or something and stop abusing the fuck out of your car
>>16475334
Not a Volkswagen by any chance?
Mate has this one happen to him
>>16475252
>not letting it progress to "fucked alarm: stage 3" where it comes on permanently 6 hours later
>turn ac on
>car stalls
S197.
>>16472973
It's a meme, you dip!
>get out of my car
>I'm now in my car
>>16473193
same here bro
>cool vibrations
>>16473601
wtf are you the tech or what
>Turn ac on
>Truck starts
>>16471014
>Turn AC on
>Windows suddenly open
>>16474565
Sounds like a festiva or something
> Car is having a really really hard time shifting
> Have to grind the gear in
> Turn off for like 5 mins and turn back on
> Shifts smoothly
>car shakes at 55
>stops at 75
>>16476619
>car shakes and doesn't track straight at 60mph
>is smooth and tracks straight between 75mph and 100mph
magic of used winter tires that refuse to balance properly.
>rear AC doesn't work
>get in very minor fender-bender
>rear AC works again
>Truck wants to grind all the gears
>wiggle shifter around with clutch in at at idle for 5 seconds
>trucks shifts like butter
>turn radio up
>suddenly entire car shaking
>>16473875
FWD IS KING
>start car
>stereo maxes out volume
>stereo turns volume off past 65 mph
>>16475334
It might be the clutch in the torque converter.
>shifts straight from 1st to 2nd
>grinds
>leaves 1st, move to center, shift to 2nd
>butter fucking smooth
Z54F tranny problems
>>16475973
no no
I have family that are car and bike people too, I have an uncle who loves supras, he's owned 9 of them
I've raced my dad's pickup too, nothing serious though just with some friends
I did a co-op program at a Hyundai Kia dealer.
I'm in school right now so I don't have a job, so I don't have any money, which means I have no car.
>>16473223
winner
>light not working on temp control knob
>tap it three times
>work
>>16476781
>the year of our meme 2017
>not buying a $200 cl shitbox to destroy while in college
sad
>>16473223
>drop bolt in engine bay
>don't hear it hit the ground
>>16473560
[TELEPATHIC DISMEMBERING INTENSIFIES]
>>16471014
>have to turn off the AC at every start from a dead stop or else my fucking car stalls
>>16471014
>Turn on rear window defroster
>Rpm drops down
>>16473208
WEIGHT REDUCTION YO
>hear a knocking from engine bay
>"It's just bad gas"
>It wasn't bad gas
>change battery
>engine idles funny
>>16474393
>being literally and unironically BTFO
>drive car with about quarter fuel remaining
>next day fuel indicator says it's full
>car lurches forward when the key is turned because lol no neutral safety switch
>start on cold
nice smooth idle
>start when warm
engine dies
>oil pressure light comes on
>only when turning left
>find oil spilled all over spare tire compartment
>car is FWD
>clean it up
>somehow more oil appears after a week
>leave car idling for a whole day
>car stops running
>turn AC on
>performance goes down on the puny NA 1.6l four-pot
>the whining noise my AC compressor makes makes me imagine I have a supercharger
>sit idle for a few minutes
>engine starts knocking
>car begins shaking like it's going to stall
>press gas pedal
>it stops
>>16475253
I get this after I turn the heater or defroster off
What does it mean?
>>16472777
>>16476777
H-how
>driving home at night
>check clock
>clock lighting seems dimmer
>check voltage gauge
>9 volts
>what
>turn headlights off b/c neighborhood has streetlights
>avoid braking so lights don't come on
>put car in neutral and glide around the end of the cul-de-sac
>make it to curb and park
>all lights dead
alternator died
thank you mr old car battery charger for getting me on my way the next day to purchase replacement
>AC stops working on shitbox
>can't afford to fix it
>take it out
>stereo stops working
>actually fix it
>right speaker is kill
>take the whole soundsystem out
>someone vomits ALL OVER the cloth rear seats
>fuck it, take them out
Whenever someone asks, I just tell them its for weight reduction.
>floor it down on-ramp
>gas meter goes up
>>16476573
Nope, first gen supra.
>>16474230
>>16474286
no prob
>>16482101
>>16473767
>dad going away for two months with work
>says I can use it because I don't have a car
>use it
>gets dirty
>decide to take it to car wash and clean it for him when he gets back
>use pressure washer thing on a fairly low setting
>get in car
>water leaking from door seals
>water leaking from front window
>water leaking from boot
>water leaking from where the aerial is mounted to the roof
>mention none of this to him when he gets back because I think he would kill me
>in his car months later when it's heavily raining
>see water starting to leak in to the car
>he tells me that it's been leaking like that for years
close call
>car is off, no key
>turn signal to the right
>press brake
>vehicle now fully powered
>Turn on AC
>Lose gas mileage
>Headlight not working
>Punch it in anger
>Starts working
>>16474665
this
>gas on quarter tank
>drive 2 miles
>empty
>drive 2 more
>half tank
>Turn engine off
>Flick key slightly back to turn electrics back on
>Engine restarts
>>16483654
>one tail light pod entirely out
>knock on it
>goes back on
>start checking it whenever I can from then on
>never had an issue again
And that was like a year ago.
>good to junk yard mid winter two yrs ago
>find spoiler
>attach it
>sounds like something is rattling inside it
>"must be ice" -dad
>still hear it to this day
>>16476840
i have to turn it off at every red light or else it shakes like crazy
> misfire throws cel
>Delete code, never happens again
Hmm
>>16473754
turn them on max speed for short bursts.
>have full tank of gas
>Drive 70 miles
>Still full
>Drive 5 miles
>Have 3/4 tank
>>16483973
>have full tank of gas
>Drive 5 miles
>Have 3/4 tank
>Drive 120 miles
>Have 1/2 tank
>>16483973
>have full tank of petrol
>ride 30km
>have 2/3 of a tank
>ride 30km back the other way and another 30km home
>have half a tank
>>16474294
Turn off recirc.
Recirculation is only to be used in the summer.
You do not need ac to defrost windows you fucking coons.
>>16473625
what's a starter pawl? srs question
>>16476585
Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should. Not kidding
>>16476651
resonance
>>16476752
same lame granny shifting joke. Definitely not kidding this time, unless you wanna pay for new sychros.
>>16480093
what kind of car? just curious
>>16484081
>his car doesn't have a dehumidifier built into the AC
Here's your (You).
>>16473764
>>16474255
Yep lol
>>16484116
I seriously hope English isn't your first language.
>>16475399
>>16476747
its because i have a really agressive cam, built engine and totally redone fuel system and to my knowladge its running on a fucking preset cob "staged" fucking tune the PO was clearly an irresponsible retard with too much money
>>16484141
>built engine
>aggressive cam
>redone fuel system
>leased automagic BRZ
>>16471014
>buy an audi
>lose to vw golf
what went wrong?
>>16484178
You bought essentially the same car so it's down to a clear difference in driving skills.
>>16484156
uh my ex leased his frs years ago and ended up buying the manual variant
i own a big turbo evo x you fucking noob
>>16484223
Evos give me boners. Post it please.
>turn on a/c
>blasts of aur come from the dashboard
>>16484178
>what is weight.
>>16477830
cold start injector if it has it.
>>16484321
xnekoxgamerx on instagram
>>16473624
>belt breaks and takes out the A/C lines
>black car w/ black leather interior
I guess I'm dying of a heat stroke soon
>>16483745
Bad gas?
>>16474725
underrated
>>16476619
wheel bearings or tires.
just had the same problem about 3 months ago
>>16484366
difficult to repair?
>>16484360
> Lardass driver
>>16484360
>what is love
>switch to high beams
>dash lights go off
hmmmm
>>16472994
>miatafags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBajx5ejjec
>turn on a/c
>vehicle goes into limp mode
>on the interstate
>its wet outside
>electrics keeps dieing
i miss dad's lil red wagon ;_;
>>16483973
>making a gamble to get to the day of the week with the cheapest gas
>parking the car one day the computer says 18 miles range left
>starting up the car the next day the computer says 10 miles range left
>drive 5 miles
>computer says 0 miles range left
>turn tractor off
>tractor keeps running
>put in gear and the key is off and out
>idle's all the way to the garage
>can only turn it off by then pulling out the choke.
>>16471014
>swap ecu
>+80 hp
>>16471014
>drive like a grandma, speed limit, get 19mpg.
>drive like an asshole, fast acceleration and all that, get 21mpg.
>>16473203
I know some renaults have a pressure switch in the power steering circuit, to increase idle speed when turning the wheels while stopped. Mainly used in carbureted little engines, so that they wouldn't stall.
>shakes under acceleration
>get to 70mph
>shaking goes away until the next day
>Press clutch and brake
>brake pedal stick to the ground
>Brake without clutch, nothing happens
>>16475053
Bad ground.
>floor the gas
>loud but no speed
Honda life.
>>16476619
Your tires are bald and skipping on the road. If there's a noticeable humming sound, it's probably a loose wheel bearing.
>battery ded
>can't unlock electric doors to pop hood to boost
>>16484083
Even double clutching wasn't helping at all. Infact double clutching was the only way i could even shift gears on the bitch. I was afraid I bent a fork somehow or something. But then i parked to take a phone call, and when i started driving again it shifted smoothly. Never happened again
>>16474521
I didn't even want to race. Just wanted something fun to drive. I drive cars that are comfy aesthetically now.
> turn radio on
> static
> touch the volume wheel
> sound
> stop touching volume wheel
> static
Why don't you just leave the AC on, and treat the AC switch like a SUPER BOOST switch that you engage when you need that little bit of extra power?
>>16487899
i recognize that gay blowjob
>Odometer display shorts out and dies
>Hit the dashboard, it comes back.
>put key in door to lock
>car starts
>>16488354
>tfw you'll never own a gamesphere.
It was so spherical god dammit!
>>16487899
did some creep try and slyly shoot a pic of this girl when the camera flashed
>>16488066
memed kek
>>16488851
I know its from fucking fast and the furious faggot
>drive car
>get somewhere
>sitting in park on a upwards slope, automatic tranny
>put it in drive and nip the gas pedal with my foot accidentally
>KLUNK, GNNNNNNNRRRR, CRRRK from under the floorpans
cardrivesfinestill.jpeg
>turn ac on
>coolant temp goes up real quick
>turn ac off and turn up heat
>coolant stays cooler for longer
>still gets hot eventually
>>16489648
heater core flush, dude
>>16489696
Will try, thanks
>Goes to pickn pull.
>see's 90s impreza
>decided to brush off snow with my hand
>feel something poke me
>mfw it cut me
>mfw six stiches
>driving moms car
>Turbo SUV
>Throws check transmission light
>throws Check engine light
>Fuel mixture goes fat
>Call dealership
>tells me to tighten gas cap
>MFW IT FIXES EVERYTHING
>>16488790
Nice remote starter bruh
>>16489936
>>16489973
Well it did have multiple shit unicorn bumper stickers
>>16471040
>Implying sexuality isn't gay already
>>16489936
Wear mechanics gloves at junkyards
>>16483588
is shit like this even possible?