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1st for excels

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>>16467903
2nd for anons

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Hey guys, Jimmy is famous now, he is featured in an article on Batoota.

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/battler-picks-favourite-funny-t-shirt-for-upcoming-a-current-affair-appearance/

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xth for wagons

>>16467932
x rated lel

>>16467910
Quality

>>16467932
my fucking sides

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started the manual conversion on my jzx today, not enjoyable at all.

>>16468011
>mfw still waiting on my box from melb
reee hurry the fuck up!

pussied out and got the shop to install it

>>16468020
at this point I'm seriously considering getting it towed to a shop to do it, bit difficult doing it solo

>>16468044
yeah well mine was already at the shop

i tried doing a transfer case swap and its hell without a proper trans jack i dont advise doing it

what manual you putting in your jzx?

Burger here, why is Australia so much worse of a country than New Zealand? You're right next to each other, after all.

will the 17 inch rims off a ford territory fit a BF falcon?

>>16468086
couldnt tell u ive never been to NZ or US

EU was horrid i drove around london and countryside as well.

We're like the cucked country, even NZ looks better

>>16468092
Yes

And some FCA stuff will also fit like jeep rims lol

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What's the likely hood of 2004 wrx's to be stolen?

Is it the type of car apex and Habib's would be looking to steal?

Found one that's stock and thinking of buying it. belongs to some middle aged woman at work and from what I can tell it was just her grocery getter

>>16468146
yes very

>>16468146
>2004 wrx
>used by a woman to buy groceries
Anon please I know you aussie folks aren't the smartest ones but you can't be this stupid to believe this shit.

Wish discord would disband, it's autistic and always full of spam.

>>16468219
try not shitposting and getting banned them

>>16468224
I'm not banned, I went offline because there was too much autistic shit, Don't think ill be coming back desu.

>people leave /dat/ for discord
>people that use discord complain how /dat/ is dead
well golly maybe its because you cucks all left for some other site

>>16468245
>>16468259
Well go somewhere else then

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>>16468078
R154, doing it as factory as possible, even have the manual transmission tunnel cut out of a manual.

then to finish off wiring in the new tail lights

>>16468219
Fuck the falcunt spam today was mind bogglingly retarded today.

>>16468277
No shit. It's gotten out of control.

>>16468303
Ironically he's calmed down. That's a pain though as I'm looking for excuses to ban the cunt

>>16468320
I'll probably ban some others later tonight anyways so don't bother with it.

>>16468320
that's retarded.

>"the dog was shitting all over the floor but now that he just stopped i have no excuse to be mad"

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/waroona/cars-vans-utes/1988-f250-custom/1115275195
as a daily, and convert my daily to skidding

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/millendon/cars-vans-utes/xg-falcon-panelvan/1134691735
as a daily, and convert my daily to skidding

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1135367703
for a project/skiddy?

>>16468374
Get better taste in vehicles.

>>16468374
Ignore the retards that Pano looks mint

>>16468374
XG Panelvan looks great.

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>>16468382

>>16468447
>>16468441
>>16468403
>Having terrible taste in vehicles

>>16468458
panelvans are based get fucked stooge

>>16468459
The only good panelvan is a HQ.

>>16468463
your mum didnt mind my xg last night

>>16468463
>It's a butthurt wannabe boomer episode

>>16468470
jimmyshit wishes he was a boomer

falcondouche go look at this for me
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mandurah/cars-vans-utes/1983-wb-holden-ute-v8/1134712768

>>16468259
/dat/ had been going to shit long before the discord was a thing

>>16468493
>vx calais electric seats
crap cloth ones too
>stock 5l
Not even a cam, dogshit slow

Name a better bang for your buck than a BA/BF XR6T.

>>16468570
Vx LS1 cammed

>the price of a crx

Holy fugg I hate the price of cars in Australia.

>>16468602
Don't go to Europe

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/blair-athol/cars-vans-utes/1966-mg-mgb-sports-4-speed-manual-roadster/1135492470

Why is it so cheap guys

>>16468746
>stance

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>>16468746
Noice

>>16468746
textbook

>>16468086
cars wise imports cost less than half what they cost here because their importing laws are lax and they can do more mods that we probably couldnt do here without getting defected.

although a work mate who used to live in NZ said you had to do a road worthy every 6 months which is shit compared to where i live which is none if your car is in rego or within the 3 month period.

but they also have heaps of earthquakes and shit so idk

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>>16468765
that is pretty kawaii mate

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>tfw no cleanish R34 shell

All I want is to dump in a VK45 in and slap on a supercharger.

>>16468146
habibs are harmless.

they'll do skids, try and race you but rarely try and steal your entire car.

the hardened battleniggers are 100% likely to carjack you, or white junkies from moe.

i got carjacked by both...

>>16468570
Any used litrebike.

>carfags btfo

Alright, im getting my full license in August

I want to try V8, so i dont want to spend more than 1500 bucks because i only want a taste of it, and i will end up selling it before rego expires. What should i try? ive narrowed my choices to three cars
>VN/VP, cheap and nasty 304
>EB Falcon, cheap and nasty 302
>NC Fairlane, luxury cheap and nasty 302
anything im missing? what are these cars like to drive?

is a 13' MY14 86 a bad idea

if so what's something small-ish that wont make me want to suicide out of boredom

>>16468888
Slower than a 2006 Barra

As slow as a au Falcon or worse

1500 is a dogshit budget stretch it to 3-5k you'll get a nice XR8 or LS1 manual or automatic

>>16468893
Is it the auto? Is it stock? If the answer to both of those is yes then get something older for the same price.

You could by an amazing modded car like a V8 or i6turbo for 15k+

>>16468893
Get a motorcycle.

>>16468879
Oh man, imagine a skyline sedan with that combo

>>16468146
>What's the likely hood of 2004 wrx's to be stolen?
Pretty high. I recommend a installing a visible alarm (flashing), immobilizer and getting a steering wheel lock.

>Is it the type of car apex and Habib's would be looking to steal?
Ape-x would have to catch you first. And they probably can't drive manual. Habib will probably follow you back home and try stealing it with his cousin.

>>16468898
a cuckcycle isnt the answer

>>16468899
Shit, that'd be like a Japanese take on the E39 M5. Put on that Nismo body kit they made for the R34 and it'd be sick.

>>16468904
I find your post ironic desu.

Fun per dollar, bikes have cars beat. Speed per dollar too, up to a point.

>>16468909
Not much can beat the value of a literbike. sub 10k and you have 1:1 kg:hp. You just need to get good at riding from that point

>>16468965
>You just need to get good at riding from that point
plz dont make any more organ donors

>>16468973
>>16468965
>>16468909
i don't think bikes are more "fun" as fun is subjective.

i will agree on speed per dollar though, nothing has them beat.

>>16467897
>fuck off we're full
And why would I want to move there? You guys elected Howard as your prime minister once. Serious question

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>>16469223
Lol

T.donald trump

>>16469261
>implying there is anything wrong with trump
Far better than the clowns here

>>16469269
I doubt it we're all equally fucked

>discord is unironically trying to convince falcunt to get a job
Oh my sides. Its like watching retards yell at a brick wall

Mods honestly just look at what falcunt is posting tonight and now

just fucking ban him already, he ruined dat now he's ruining discord

Fatcunt FINALLY GOT BANNED

HAHAHA

ROFLROFLROFL

GET REKT LARD-O

>>16469463
Your wish is granted bunch of wagies cucked as fuck ragging on neets who can't find work

>>16469505
FUCKING KEK
KYS neet

>>16469505
>wahh I can't get a job
>we all tell you what you should do (politely I might add)
>fucking wage cucks get fucked!

>>16469510
>shitting posting Falcunt with his trip still on
Bold move, I like it.

>>16469505
Falcunt BTFO by the angry loli-manlet

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>>16469510
>>16469513
Wow your both triggered as fuck

>>16469516
requesting fan-art of falcunt getting spit roasted by cibby boy and twisty

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>>16469505
>can't find work
>not even willing to move to find work

>>16469516
Oh no how will I ever recover
>>16469522
Please post it I can finally shitpost freely. Again
>>16469523
If u let me respond Ive moved 3 fucking times for work that didn't even work out

>>16469524
move again.

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>>16469524
>If u let me respond Ive moved 3 fucking times for work that didn't even work out
so why did you move to the countryside

>>16469528
Lol ok I'll keep moving around Infinity
>>16469536
Nah one of those was to bris

>>16469539
if that's where the work is, that's the way life is.

Cuck as fuck mods
>>16469542
Where is the work exactly?

U wagies can't answer that question straight and just deflect out the ass lol

>>16469550
Hey Falcunt move to SA and i'll give you a job

It pays nothing and you gotta suck DEEZ NUTS

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Wagies face when they can't handle me and pussycuck out and ban me like the week cucks they are cibbyboy

>>16469552
Please stop this. Ive had similar chats with my family over the years and this is killing me. I'm not even bad, I still shower daily

>>16469561
Hold me

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>Falcunt tonight

>>16469522
Requesting that you dont

Thank you lord and almighty CibbyBoy, Discord is now at peace once again, back to having comfy late night chats.

Hopefully discord mods stop being cunts but if not welp I got nowhere else to go.

Add me on steam AusTrump

Mods on discord are faggots the one that banned me did it when the other less shitty mods wherent around because they are even more pathetic than me and have absolutely no bants bantz or compassion.
>>16469572
Actually I'm laughing my ass off it's funny as fuck to watch all these normalfag car owners whinge about me being a leech instead of just letting it roll of them they get triggered as fuck and doom dat to be my shitposting heaven

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>>16469583
Come to Coffs BP with your shit Honda 250 learners bike u little squid faggot

>>16469517
>triggered
lel keep hiding behind your memewords
maybe that'll magically get you a job

Based /dat/cord mods: thank you.

You have made discord safe, fun and enjoyable again. May Fatcunt never set foot into our discord ever again.

>>16469586
>Hopefully discord mods stop being cunts
Yeah good way to win them back.

Literally everyone in the chat cheered hooray when you left and the chat has already been so much better.

>>16469591
How're you going to get there? Your mum gonna drop you off lel?

>>16469608
And ? Obviously prime wagecucks only online ATM.

Had the same banter sesh the past 5 days I've been on there with no problem u all got triggered.

As usual
>>16469618
I have a key too faggots lel meet ya in me mums au drop a single pegga

>>16469633
kill yourself

>>16469633
>Obviously prime wagecucks only online ATM
at 3am at night

right-o

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>>16469597
>Muh sekrit cluub
See this is why I stay on this site people get all power trippy when u take anonymity away
>>16469594
You can't deny ur triggered can u
>>16469641
See pic

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>>16469633
>i'm in me mums car
Broom broom!

>>16469648
kek why would i claim to be anything that you are just going to ignore

was fun though
going from funposting about you being a neet to you crying about how you have been '''''looking'''''' for a job for the past ten years to then being mad at us poor wage cucks for not giving you the pity you clearly deserve

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>>16469646
Idk probably jelous and or triggered.

Bunch of boomers

Wagies can't stand people who live outside of their little bubble o think that's the real issue.
>>16469659
Lol

>>16469666
kill yourself

>>16469666
FUCK OFF FAT DEVIL MAN

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>>16469665
Pity? Awww but to do that you'd actually have to step off your high horse and level with me.

Something most normalfags can't do hence all the deflection and bombastic bravado bullshit congrats worker bee
>>16469673
Nice shitposts anon see image attached

>>16469673
FUCK OFF anon knew what was up, we should have all heeded his warning.

>>16469683
kill yourself

>>16469576
I'm out of town, I'll draw it when I get home
T. Old drawfag

>>16469683
no thank you lad,
i'd rather stay on my high horse and pay my tax dollars to keep you and yer mum fed then ever dropping down anywhere close to you

do your roadtrip and then come back whining again about how you couldn't get a job
we are all looking forward to it

>>16469699
I expected nothing less from a chassis warping fpv faggot.

Glad to see you responded exactly like a good drone should you sure put me in my place like a average upper low class bogan should.

>>16469690
You brought this on yourselves by not containing my shitposting to discord

What cat got your tounge wagies? Can't wait to see how you make yourselves look with your silly little screenshots

>>16469724
you're saying all these catch phrases but do you even know what they mean and represent

do you realise how far gone from society and how out of touch you are, that you're outlook is bleaker than a dog shit on a sidewalk?

>>16469740
Triggered XdD lmayo

>>16469724
drone is funny coming from you
living for nothing wasting off one day into the next spending the little allowance we wagies allow you
but continue telling yourself that you are living the glorious neet life free to do whatever you want and that we wagies are locked into the ever same trot
do whatever makes you happy
that's why we give you your little allowance
so that even you can have a taste of the happiness

>>16469724
just
kill yourself
man up and do it
your family will be better off without you

>>16469744
>Implicates that I am not self aware

I knew I was too far gone years ago the difference is I stopped lying to myself and pretend like I matter.

Wagies on the other hand literally only live to work and most would prefer not too and just do the odd job and be comfortable.

Their loss my gain if they are happy and I am happy who gives a shit the world keeps turning
>>16469754
How am i deluded any more than you? You out your car into a fucking pole because you can't drive and tell yourself it's worth wasting money on a car and putting up with work.

Your not very self aware but as I've said repeatedly that's normal.

19 year old from Melbourne here. I've got $11k saved up from working and I'm looking to buy my first car. I've got myself a probationary license and I can drive manual.

Anyone got any recommendations? I'm thinking of a 2010 Ford Falcon XR6. While I'd like something I can fuck around with like an R34 or someshit, what I really need is a reliable car that won't fuck me up with maintenance costs.

>>16469782
>wage cucks lol you're all fucked
>I am my own man I don't need a job
>but seriously guys i've been trying to get a job for the last 10 years
>guys can you give me a job
>no? well fuck you wage cucks!

this was literally you all night

cuck

>>16469697
You fucking legend. You better deliver

>>16469791
>Anyone got any recommendations?
dont listen to falcunt

>>16469782
Shut the fuck up and die you dumb bitch

>>16469791
I think you should killyourself and eat a dick.

Seriously though, come back tomorrow and ask, all you will get is shitposting now

>>16469791
Go to bed.

ITT faggots projecting

Wagies waging
Neets neeting

Imma get some sleep and wake up all relaxed while wagecucks can't be late or their boss will fire them and they are one big bill away from bankruptcy and neetdom themselves.

Have fun never getting rid of that nagging feeling
>>16469791
Bf XR6 6speed is a good jumping off point post some cars
>>16469804
Nice projecting.

That's all u faggots ever do.

Waaa poorfags this poorfags that my delusions of grandeur will surely make me endure this horrible daily grind i am so much better than u falcunt let's just kick u and poor neets while ur out of work hahahaha muh job security surely I'll never get made redundant Ina age of globalisation and automation

>>16469817
Thanks, might as well wait a few hours then.

>>16469825
No.

>>16469782
>How am i deluded any more than you? You out your car into a fucking pole because you can't drive and tell yourself it's worth wasting money on a car and putting up with work.
kek what
are you trying to change the subject now?
yeah i am a shitty driver
and i'm not wasting jack shit on this car
i haven't sunk my yearly income into anything

funny how you stopped lying to your self
your lying more than ever before
pushing blame onto anything

one last tip for your life, so maybe you can get it one day sorted:

nobody gives a flying shit about who is to blame
fix your fucking problems

>>16469791
don't waste your money on an overpriced xr6
get something old that you can flog around to have fun that won't kill your wallet and continue saving instead

>>16469782

I work so I can buy nice things, like multiple cars I like, buy my own place so I'm not living with my mum like you, go on nice holidays, meet women and other cool people and most importantly hang out with friends.

You on the other hand are a worthless NEET that is universally despised by everyone on /dat/ and discord for an almost infinite list of reasons that are clear to everyone but you. You are a brash, ignorant, fat piece of shit that blames anyone else you can for all your misfortunes, while blatantly ignoring the fact that you cause them.

You've dug your grave, now lie in it. Seriously, dig a hole and cover yourself in the dirt. The world is a better place without you and your weak, degenerate bloodline.

>>16469829
Le don't listen to me because faceless fucks told you too I am the woke-est nigger in here even Kanye isn't on my level cunts be a good little boy and do as your told

>>16469835
Truth bombs right here.

Screencap'd

>>16469834
As faggoty as u sound and look right now I see where u wagies are coming from but don't agree it's as simple as that mate get over it and stop spilling this shit over into dat
>>16469835
Oh wow more projection.

I am so jealous of you normalfags and your ability to be even more deluded than me.

Can't shitpost a shitposter

>>16469861
fucking kek
you are truly unbelievable lad
have a good night and don't wake up your mum

>>16469842
kill yourself
just kill yourself
do it faggot
do it

>>16469861
>get over it and stop spilling this shit over into dat
he says as he constantly brought /dat/ shit into the discord

>>16469855
Oh wow I can't wait for my shitposting to get reposted over and over by a bunch of fellow 4chan faggots who believe they are better than me.

Classic case of middle class faggots thinking they are anything but average middle-class boring normal wagecuck faggots.

Glad i ammuse some of you at least I find this hilarious we are still going and its 5am here

>>16469861
Do you even know what projection is?

Or did you hear it in another thread or something?

>>16469881
And i am shitspewing? How fucking pov are you dipshits

if I was a mod i'd delete this thread and ban you all for trolling but i am not so hmmhmmm janitor clean this shit up and delete thread, these unhelpful cunts are wasting precious clean air.

Fuck this stupid board

Why couldnt you just work with me instead of being bitchy 12 year olds

i'd delete the thread but i cant so fuck you all

>>16469881
git fucked
>>16469861
get fucked

>>16469865
Lol
>>16469880
Hay now cibbyboy banned me that's on him

Wagies waging war wew
>>16469885
I dunno why wagecucks get so pissed I guess it's because they can't be happy for someone who just likes cars.

It's like showing up to a meet in a Ferrari and non stop boasting so instead of just getting along and having fun they want to make it all Bout how successful they are instead of just focusing on the cars.

I will agree that this is hilarious and it will only get worse in correlation with my own life slowly getting worse and worse it's gonna be a bumpy ride and your all invited u wonderful faggoty cunts

Please stop fighting, I love this place and hate seeing you guys fighting like this. All I want is my old comfy /dat/ with a reasonable amount of shitposting.

>>16469905
Lol still triggered
>>16469909
Because half of this board doesn't give a fuck thank god
>>16469918
Blame them I was comfy until the wagies reeed me out of their little club for speaking my mind.

>>16469913
Wake up mate, you can't keep blaming everyone else for your issues, you post shit and you get banned. Everyone knows this.

>>16469935
Yeah pretty much this

Talk shit get hit

>>16469861

How am I projecting? If you wouldn't mind, I'd like you to explain that train of thought please.

You shouldn't be jealous, you should be motivated. This should give you drive, give you passion to better yourself. You should learn maturity from this, to accept the criticism leveled at you. You should thank us, because we ARE better than you.

But you won't, you can't. You have deluded yourself into thinking you are right and we are wrong. That attitude coupled with our response should show you that you are fighting a battle you can not and will not ever win.

Please, look at yourself in the mirror. Take off all your clothes, and stare at yourself in the mirror until you see something that resembles a human being because at the moment there is only a repugnant animal that hates the world and itself. And that won't win you friends, jobs or any semblance of genuine happiness.

I feel sorry for you friend, you have a life and you are that bitter and selfish that you refuse to actually live it. You will die alone and forgotten about. And for that, I am sorry.

>>16469946
At least I'm trying can't say that about alot of cunts on here wagecucked or not M8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jcJF4SDGGl

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>>16469932
Lol Eggman dropping mad anons on their asses since 2011 I am the Apex troll

>>16469940
Lol I don't blame dat for shit if it wasn't for this stupid place I would have never got a manual car let alone learn to have a laugh or practice baiting cunts.

Chill out everyone jeesus I only got banned from a discord and trolled u all into the wee hours of the morning because I can't sleep.

>>16469993
I don't know if I should laugh at this or cringe.

Either way saved to jerk off to later

>>16470026
My job here is done I can sleep soundly now

I go to sleep for an hour and miss all the fun.

>>16470028
Don't wake up

Oi Falcunt, beers at the Hoey?

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>>16470053
If only

>>16470056
Nah I got kicked out of there for being dezzo one time fuck that place

>https://www.altrightaustralia.com/home/2017/1/11/family-terrified-after-3-sudanese-men-break-into-melbourne-home

You cunts reckon this is a legit source? I don't live in Smellbourne so there's no local paper to check, and ABC is a commie-slanted diversity peddler that won't touch Sudo crimes with a ten foot pole.

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Euros and Japs have all these tuning companies and body kit makers. Why did we never have shit like this?

>>16471126
Bodykits are unaustralian.

how can falcunt get btfo so hard in one thread?

>>16471595
Because people were giving him genuine good advice and he'd shitpost back so admins booted him for 24hrs.

>>16470001
>I am the Apex troll
Nah you're just a retard lol

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>>16470018
>"lol I trolled all u guys so harD!"

>>16471622
>booted him for 24hrs.
No.

This is permanent.

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>>16471404

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>>16472022
Nah don't talk about cars that's not what this board is for /s

>>16472022
Just because they exist in Australia doesn't mean it's good.

>>16472031
How did you get banned on dicksword?

>>16472043
Kept saying wagies and triggered a neet mod so hard he raged until 5am lol

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>>16472035
They do look pretty mean in darker shades. Horrid in that metallic teal sort-of colour, though. Saw a P-plater in a VL dressed up in one in NSW yesterday.

>>16472031

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Wagies just btfo is all my shitboxes exists so their little status symbols must be better than mine the asshurt as soon as I joined their little club was hilarious it was just a bunch of Melbourne hipsters and South Australians circlejerking and got pissed a NSW neet upset their little club.

Every time I'd talk about cars they would dick measure and boast about how much money they made especially the older wagies.

Anyways read for yourself when they put it up I can't pull work out of my ass if it literally doesn't exist and they can't accept that so watch the butthurt exist.

I was meant to move around infinitely with no car and no money and magically find a job

Daily reminder to filter out Falcunt !!vbznKNUrTsP in your 4chan x settings.

>>16472195
also reminder to turn on nested filtering or whatever it's called so you don't see any replies

>>16472195
Threadly reminder I just drop trip
>>16472203

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Wagies and normalfags btfo

Threadly reminder everyone is welcome in discord if you don't shit up the place by sperging out at people giving you advice. You are welcome to leave this once great place Aussie Muscle created and join us.

>>16471080
ABC has recently reported that violent crime in Melbourne has risen over 100% in the last year purely bevause of Sudanese youths and no other reason
Slowly everyone is taking the red pill, eventually the small handful of media and political elite will be left trying to answer..

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>>16472221
Muh sekrit cluuuuub

Don't do it anons the mods don't like 4chan style posts so it's either put up with normie drivvel or get banned because a mod takes a disliking to you.

Good luck.

>>16472272
Melbourne faggots denied it in dickscord but they are full of shit I hope their Boomer richfag projects get stolen and BLACKED

>>16467897
>ausfag

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>>16472272
I'm amazed. Was the article also full of rubbish about how we have to fix it by excusing the behaviour and kissing their asses till they feel welcome?

>>16472286
How Melbournite are they? Ordinary folk embarrassed about their city getting BLACKED or full-blown latte-sipping "das raciss you're all uneducated bogans" urbanite scum?

Taking a girl out to the movies. What's good to watch, lads?

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>>16472112
>im so not mad look how not mad i am
>im lmaoing actually im not mad

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>>16472221
Sounds pretty snobby tbqh.

>>16472321
Very they where posting facebook tier shit especially the oldfags
>>16472288
Fack off seppo

>>16472221
>download discord
>install it
>installer is just memes flashing on the screen then it installes to a hidden folder
lmao no fucking way dude get that aspie shit outta here

>>16472365
>they where posting facebook tier shit
We do that all the time, though. A good number of posts in this thread will be blog posts.

>>16468011
>>16468020
My best mate just bought a stock chaser. He's getting a custom exhaust, what size would you guys go with? 3" or maybe 3.5" from the turbo back? I hear the stock dump pipe is pretty restrictive, will he get a decent power gain from this?

>>16472364
They are.

You'd think carfags would be cool but all their cars are just status symbols.

I used to like them but once they show their true colours they are pretty petty and materialistic consumerist wankers tbqh.

Like those Shannon's insurance boomers or old gen x y career pooftas that have to remind you over and over they are better than you so they can feel better.

Pot kettle black mate

Elitism in a nutshell
>>16472390
3" is pretty big desu

>>16472377
Use the browser one on desktop

Phone app is shit

Go

>>16468894
but will i get that tork everyone is raving on about?

i just want to feel what its like to own a v8, only in my fantasies have i driven one

>>16467897
utes

>>16472435
Yes the Barra is very similar to a V8 but not as much top end or midrange power.

Depends on the cam and tune.

Go dump some used crowcams off normiebook in there and do maaaad skids

>>16472390
Go for a 3" split dump, i.e. one that has separate wastegate and exhaust outlets that join further down. De-cat it as well. Watch boost levels, may end up with spikes when you're hard on the throttle. An autobarn bleed valve will help that.

To the bloke looking at Barras get one with some basic mods already done they should get around 200hp to the wheels.

250hp with a cam and tune and 300hp+ is turbo territory
>>16472447
More like
>Beautes

>>16472203
I want to but sometimes people reply to more than one post and then someone's legit post disappears too

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Peace has been restored to /dat/. Thank you based discord mods. We've finally moved back towards car discussion.

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>>16472220
>falcunt gets banned from discord
>makes 16 posts saying he's not mad and wagecucks btfo in one night

>>16472677
You forgot

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>>16472783

>muh sekrit club

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pPP1JBD22r

>>16472795
>falcunt using a voice changer

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>>16472802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tt7REc1JAB

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jcJF4SDGGl

https://youtu.be/LX__i-zeaWs

i have no words

>>16471973
This is what I was thinking the whole time.
"Apex troll" for sure tho.
Sacrifice fatty to apex

>>16473871
I died on the way to my home planet

>>16473526
>we wuz here be fo u's dat meenz its ous
this stupid abo shit needs to end, what the fuck did abos have before whiteys turned up? fuck all thats what

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>>16474035
might as well post the cross thread >>>/pol/106717702

Pretty much yeah

>>16467910
>someone saved my oc

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>>16474058
falcunt here i save all the stupid memes for cross meming got any more like the lotr or mad max one?

>falcunt got banned on 4chan

top KEK, two places ban him in the same day.

>>16474058
>oc
Changing the text doesn't make it OC. Someone else made it.

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>>16469586
>Got banned
"It's the mods fault! Not me!"
Yeah, nah, just fuck off. We're tired of your "Pretend trolling" because you find yourself inadequate.

>>16474069
nah i detrip so the faggots cant filer me

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>>16474087
You couldn't detrip on Discord though lel.

>>16474084
>We're tired of your "Pretend trolling" because you find yourself inadequate.
oh boy so your'e just perfect aint ya?

>>16474094
>:-)

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>>16474093
post the invite link then pussy

>>16474098
wew

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>>16474094
I sure as hell don't hate myself enough to say stupid illogical bullshit just to annoy other people.

>>16474094
Seek help you autistic fucking retard. You are a loser and got kicked because you are a loser.

>>16474094
Comparatively yes.

>>16474087
take some time off 4chan, man

I seriously think you'll feel a lot better, and get more shit done

>>16474109
>implying he can do shit

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>>16474105
have a doge
>>16474109
t minus a couple of days till next week until my trans goes in dont worry ill be off dropping skids soon
>>16474108
meh cant argue with that

>muh perspective
>>16474107
or because i rubbed a faggot mod the wrong way

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>>16474117
You annoyed more than just a moderator.
It was a decision derived from more than just the admin.
Your stupidity, lack of even trying to get along and low effort posts aren't welcome.

>>16474117
>t minus a couple of days till next week until my trans goes in dont worry ill be off dropping skids soon
It'll break again within a few days.

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>>16474122
nah i found out after much googling the 4l60e blows its planetary gears under heavy loads (lol thanks gm)

Who the fuck's bright idea was it to put a trans designed for light 200hp loads behind a 350hp ls v8?

Fucking RETARDS

>mfw holden are as stupid as me

>>16474121
but you faggots banging on about n33ts is allowed? And your victorian melbourne cocksucking?

>Muh active moderation
more like active cencorship

wondered why everyones posts kept dissapearing

Daily reminder that discord is better than /dat/ with falcunt posting.

https://discord.gg/010IDtABv9b2ChJ0v

>>16474134
There's very few Victorians there.

>>16474138
I used to be against discord since I come to /dat/ for /dat/ but it's starting to become appealing just to avoid shitposts and drama.

>>16474134
>Muh buzzwords

>>16474146
Majority are NSW and WA right?

>>16474155
SA and NSW.
There's two prominent WA though.

>>16474148
That was the whole purpose of starting the discord channel, Active moderation for shitposters, guarenteed no falcunt now since hes IP banned too. Join if you want, everyones friendly.

>>16474138
>>16474148
Obvious shill is obvious. Just leave it in the OP and stop bringing it up, it just starts more autism arguments.

>>16474148
Some drama happens, some shitposting happens, but the majority just want to talk about stuff.
Be aware of 'lel' and 'kek'. Don't find saying those terms appealing myself, but others will do it because it's the internet.

>>16474175
kek

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>>16474181

>>16474163
Dynamic IP

>>16474225
His posting style will expose him pretty quick though.

Whoever Wisoe was in discord, you got kicked for having the same DP as falcunt did and not responding to people messaging you.

>>16474256
oh falcunt

>>16474256
Lol not me already false positives my work is complete

So falcunt, what scam are you pulling that has allowed you to rort so much welfare for so long?

>>16474340
His mummy is sick :(

The same mummy that he woke up at 2am to get soup from. Very sik obviously.

thinking of buying a mazda 3 sp25 come EOFY lads

what do we think, is there a better car in the price range (30k ish), this shit is gonna be my dd for the next decade+

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>>16474353
>The same mummy that he woke up at 2am to get soup from
the nazis were right
eugenics was the way
victory has defeated us

>>16474353
jesus christ when did this happen, do you have a screencap

i bet its his mum's falcon too

>>16474523
nah no talk of cars here mate only falcunt and his stupid shit.

Lol

/dat/ is fucked if you want to actually talk about cars start a seperate thread im done with these generals and discord nobody fucking talks about cars its all stupid msn messenger tier facebook crap and tittery little groups

to answer your question seems like a ok car, manual?

>>16474599
[spoiler]autotragic[/spoiler]

i wouldn't mind buying a manual but all the models above the base come with paddle shifters anyway

>>16474614
wew

>paddles

but yeah they seem fine as a car

which one fuckheads?
>twincam excel
>gud condition, no logbook, 2 grand
or
>single cam excel
>gud condition, logbook, 1500

>>16474599
>mah sekrit klub
Just because you're socially stunted.

>>16474655
Go the twin cam. At this age the log book doesn't mean anything so long as it's good knick and running as it should.

>>16474655
twincam

to match with your dubs

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RIP

>>16474669
what happen

>>16474669
Is that 2 dents or is the door pushed in?, can't tell from the angle

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Saw all your posts about you guys really are something else.

>>16474287
He said it wasn't him, looks like it wasn't him!

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>>16474682
>mfw any of us could be falcunt

new bread if you want to actually fucking talk about cars

>>16474687

n33ts wagies and trolls welcome

discord banned anons welcome

>>16474686
>tfw you are the falcunt
feels_bad_man.jpg

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>>16474691
but if your me than who am i?

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>>16474672
>>16474677
>Parked
>Got out of my car
>notice a car coming down the road
>Hmmm, it seems to be awfully close
> AW FUCK!
>It plows into my door
>Swings the door around so hard it leaves a tyre imprint on the door

>>16474700
did you open your door into a passing car?

or am I just interpreting this wrong

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>>16474700
FUCK

>>16474700
rip

are you insured? are they insured?

are you taking them to the fucking cleaners

>>16474700
Was it on you or them

>>16474690
enough of it falcunt

>>16474700
write off?

>>16474700
Also be thankful it was the door and he didn't grind you between the cars, still though sorry for your lots

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>>16474582
>>16474589
What a degenerate fuck

>>16474702
No, I opened the door, got out of my car, then she hit.

>>16474706
Yeah

>>16474708
Yes and yes.

>>16474731
Apparently all door incidents are the door openers fault, despite the fact that I had opened the door, gotten out of the car and she almost hit me.

>>16474738
That too, I was pretty shaken up thinking about it after

>4chan ads are showing ads for hard drives
Is this a sign boys?, is it about to shit the bed and the ad knows?

>>16474746
Download Speedfan and find out.

>>16474745
How did she not hit YOU if you got out of the car?
Secondly, you DO need to check if any cars are coming BEFORE you open your door. If it appears a car is coming, it's sense to not open until it has passed. You always risk damage to your doors if you open your door near other cars or on a street.

All other cars should also actively try to avoid other cars.

>>16474745
That's unlucky mate. Does she at least know she was at fault?

Guys falcunt is now complaining to the americans about his transmission exploding

>>16474765
>>16472906

>falcunt literally shitting on himself
>"wahh why do I always get covered in shit"
>well falcunt, stop shitting?
>"wahh i've already tried that, just make me stop shitting"
>i'm sorry falcunt we can't wipe your bum for you, it's something you have to do yourself
>"wahh fuck you cunts!"
>okay that's not nice, goodbye falcunt
>"hahaha lolz just trolling you guys!"
>you're trolling us by shitting on yourself?
>"Hahah get BTFO cucks"
>okay then
>"harharhar I baited you guys so hard into trolling me!"

This is Falcunt logic.

>that fuckhead on the motorway laying on the gas and the brake over and over

>>16474879
>that guy who drives erratically behind you because he is mad as fuck because you keep 2 car lenght of safe distance between you and the car infront of you
>he tries to overtake you
>overtakes you
>now drives right in front of you
WOW mate you da real smartass, you will arrive to your destination 1 second earlier because of your amazing manouver to overtake me!!!11
Get fucked.

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>>16472783
You're getting paranoid, m8.

>>16474884
You sound so assblasted over that. If it means enough for you to gripe about it on the internet afterwards why not just overtake the cunt and reestablish your dominance in the first place?

Lol every time anons get called me it gets even funnier.

Have fun obsessing over who is and isn't me until everyone on here and discord are completely sick of it.

All I wunna do is talk cars not play Aussie muscle tsundre simulator 2017.

And you call me the pathetic one your the lot frothing over falcunts

>>16475015
Someone should tell MLA faggots that

>friends invite me out drinking at their place
>cant, got plans
>pick up a cylinder head in victor harbour later that night
>drive all the way from gawler
>get home 11:30 at night
>get spammed to come to the party anyway
>i literally just brushed my teeth
now they're drunkedly calling me a pussy cunt in the chat. But the problem is if i go, they will already be smashed and the party ends in 2 hours anyway

what should i do? they're sending me voice messages calling me a pussy cunt now

>>16475015
"i am, you are, we are, rubbing ourselves dry to her"

>>16475150
nah mate im savin myself for bindy

>>16475153
as she got older, we became more interested.
that of course balances out over time

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Some of guys are fucking imbeciles I swear.

>>16469834
did you and falcondouche end up going to whoop ass wed?

>>16475112
Kys

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Bump limit reached.

>>16474687
>>16474687
>>16474687

Better evacuate, lads.