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>tfw just got a vl with blinds

>>16474763
Pics of vl with kebab on hood

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third for best car

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>>16474687
Thinking of a Queensland meet, how many of you cunts would come?

>>16474824
none if you don't post in the actual thread

>>16474842
Still can't talk about cars eh? It's not that hard just let me go and talk about something else u guys seem obsessed at this point

>>16474824
id go, but my car isnt some done to shit shitbox, it's just a stock standard shitbox.

>>16474968
What car?

>>16474974
just a regular old bf mk2 coon. im on my p's.

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>>16474977
Do yourself a favour and just go to a normie meet on facebook.

Dat has a nasty habbit of imploding.

We are in another shitposting feedback loop.

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>>16474687
Bumping.

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C'mon lads, if we want an OP that isn't Fatcunt-tier we've got to hit the bump limit on this one.

>>16477556
Make a new thread then you cuck. There's barely any posts here anyway.

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>>16476361
Just fuck my shit up senpai

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>>16477853
That's just autistic. Are you the sperg making several threads at a time?

>>16477893
Drop one on Kalgoorlie m8. And one on Uluru for good measure. As with headrags and their magic black box and space rock, if you blow up the big rock in the middle of Oz the Abos will power down.

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>>16474977
Who's gonna judge, some P-plater in a Sexcel or an 86er who loses in a line to a hybrid Camry?

To be fair those hybrid Camrys are comfy as fuck. My mate's mum has a optioned-out one and it's the ultimate "cops won't look at us on the Brissie-Nimbin run" car. Makes for such a dull trip to, but coming back baked is like driving a cloud.

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>>16478032
Wrong pic, but it did get me appreciating even that level of "luxury". Though the total lack of acceleration blew donkey dick.

It still wouldn't have been my first choice if I had cash to blow on a more subtle second vehicle to make the trek but if I were some old fart with a bad back I certainly wouldn't mind one.

>>16478032
So you have to be high to enjoy the car?

Reminder that our beloved naa autech silvia is still up for sale:
https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Nissan-Silvia-2000/SSE-AD-4161186/?Cr=1

I want to get a mural all on my back like yakuza style but dream time inspired what do you lads think

>>16478351
Why tho

>>16478367
Because I want tattoo and back is a private place.. also part black cunt

>>16478389
Black as in nigger, pajeet or abbo?

>>16478413
Koori

So who the fuck do you get for insurance if you're under 25 and don't want to get shafted considering Just car is shutting down

>>16478510
Budget

>>16478553

budget wont touch any car more interesting than a camry if you're under 25

>>16478580
huh really i got a xj insured extremely cheap

I bought a V35 Skyline to learn manual, how long would this take? I was an auto cuck for 3-4 years.

>>16478596
seriously?

i've found anything with a turbo instantly gets listed as "25 and over only", they won't even insure a fiesta st

>>16478602
as someone who did that was a r33 just make sure your clutch is a-ok

t. autocuck for 7 years

>>16478617
da fuq?

i was 23 when i got that car.

tried to insure my v8 at 24 and they baulked

>>16478602
A couple of hours to learn the basics and be able to drive it around, a couple of months to properly finesse it so it becomes second nature.

>>16478602
You'll learn in a day, master it in at least a month

>>16478602
Step 0(Empty space)
>Find an empty parking lot or somewhere with lots of space for you to fuck around
>Even better if it has a flat section and a slight hill somewhere
>Find spectators so they can laugh as you fail to do the next steps

Step1 (Learn bite point)
>let out clutch slowly till car starts to creep forward
>Get car moving on flat surface without using throttle
>Do this without stalling out

Step 2 (Throttle control)
>Now that you know where clutch grabs
>Same as step one but use throttle this time
>Slowly add throttle as you are letting clutch out (how much throttle depends car to car)
>Repeat until you can go from stopped to moving without being jerky as fuck

Step 3 (Hill Starts)
>Learn to do step 2 while on an incline without rolling backwards
>This is pretty much the same as step 2 but you will roll backwards if you are not fast enough
>add throttle while getting to bite point quickly

(Bitchmode Hillstarts)
>Use handbrake to prevent rolling backwards
>Same as step 3

Step 4 (Downshifting)
>Learn what the RPM difference between gears
>Learn to blip throttle for desired RPM
>Match RPM with gear you want
>Go down 1 gear (5th-4th/4th-3rd)
>I'm almost a racecar driver mode down 2 gears on one blip
>Practice till you can do this not jerky as fuck

Step 5(Pracetice Practice Practice)
>Go drive
>Go drive more
>Keep doing all these things till you can do them without thinking about it

Step 6 (I'm fucking Dagumi now)
>Now that you can drive and are not jerky as fuck
>Heel Toe Downshift
>Same as step 4
>Left half of ball of foot on brake
>While pushing brake either roll side of foot to blip throttle or twist and use heel to blip throttle (depends on car and pedal distance/setup) do whatever works for you there isnt a right way to do it
>Get the gear you want
>you now down a gear/slowed down and ready to go WOT out of the turn.
>foot off brake and onto throttle

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>>16478644
I can't heel toe in my vy, the pedals are fucked. Should I Just bend it so that it's even with the brake pedal?

Also I can never get perfect downshifts, always blip the throttle and I'm always just a little off so the car either jerks forward or has to rev match.

Why are AU's magically attracted to shiny objects?

racebook.com/DashCamOwnersAustralia/videos/1305183506207953/

>>16479036
Is the spacing the same in a VX?

Its just a pasta brah im gonna be driving manual myself soon

>>16479036
If you cant heel and toe, try toe and heel

>>16479259
guy with the vx and wide feet here

is it best to go shoes or thongies?

i usually just drive with thongs or barefoot in my auto

whats the worst driving state and why is it nsw

>>16479299
Victoria is equal if not worse

>>16479299
That's a funny way to spell qld and vic

>>16479264
Shoes

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>>16479259
are you being legit? that sounds retarded haha.

>>16479222
Yeh the same as a vx, wide space and the throttle pedal is position deeper than the brake pedal

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>>16479354
>>16479320
fugg

>>16479264
Take your thongs off before you drive you absolute mong

>>16478164
Pretty much. I reckon it's the same with Pruises (Prii?) since most of the time it's some Uber or taxi cunt and you're in the back plastered.

>>16479299
Double fines and demerits, all the ethnics in Sydney, and your HWP isn't neutered yet. Followed by Cucktoria, specifically Smellbourne and the high probability of being culturally enriched by Ape-x. Also,

>muh road safetels

>>16479299
not nsw

>>16479537
>Double fines and demerits
discourages retards coming back up from the south coast on a public holiday from overtaking a dozen cars around a blind corner at 140kmh.

>sydney driving period
a road full of perfect drivers wont ever stop the horrible congestion

>nsw hwp dont hide in trees wearing camo

>>16479560
VIC HWP are appalling too but they're somewhat castrated by pursuit laws. Your cunts can still go wild, no?

>justifying double fines and demerits
It's a shit rule made to raise a little more cash for minor breaches. For every "this cunt was doing 40 over the limit" on the NSW HWP Facey how many do you reckon got pinged just a little over the limit by a speed trap?

want to buy a mazda bongo / ford econovan anything i have to really watch out for apart from timing belts?

>>16474687
I fucked up mates. Coming Home from work today I tried to exit a roundabout with too much acceleration, started to oversteer, then I overcorreced and ended up 180°. Didn't hit anything.
The car was off when I finished, it's an automatic. Started fine though. Did I do any damage?

>>16479657
Would have just been fuel surge. Nothing to worry about

>>16479657
No damage lucky it was auto and u didn't hit anything manual is less forgiving.

Learn to balance the cars weight before you swing it around

>>16474804
KP a Kawaii.

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Alright boys, time for the Friday hypothetical;

>You have the money to start a third party tuner, like Alpina, Brabus or VeilSide. Whatever you fund will be a huge success and will have an impact on Aussie car culture for decades to come. What will your company be named and what sort of shit will you specialize in?

Where can a cunt go to learn how to skid without necking himself, I keep sliding out

anyone got experience with bingle

been looking for someone to insure me, they're crazy cheap compared to aami/nrma etc.

>>16480152
go with aami

>>16480159

fuck no, aami is double the cost

>>16480152
>bingle
Fuck no

>>16480167
do you want good insurance or insurance that will be trash?
dont cheap out faggot

>>16480176

hard to justify an extra $1000 a year though, is it really that much of a difference

>>16480187
What are you insuring? Age?

>>16480187
Young fella or are you trying to insure a WRX?

>>16480192

Been comparing a few different cars since I'm looking to buy one in the next month, the one I just did was a 13' Focus ST

also tried a BRZ (I know those aren't popular here) and an XR5

22 years old, clean driving record

>>16480200
You're going for too sporty and you're in your early 20s, so you're in for some shit for insuring anything sporty. Have you considered any cars that are a bit less typical P plater?

>>16480200
Not bad choices, though the insurance kikes would be rubbing their scaly hands at the thought of some young bloke trying to get coverage for anything that isn't a gutless 1.5l FWD econobox.

What do those enthusiast insurers offer? Can't you get discounts for club memberships and active participation in shit?

I reckon you should go with the XR5T in orange and do it up real mean.

>>16479673
>>16479718
Cheers mates. It was pretty embarrassing desu. The road was way more slippery than it seemed, must have been the fresh rain.
I need somewhere to practice so that I can learn the limits of my car better.

>>16480212
>You're going for too sporty and you're in your early 20s
Which is the best time for something fun and sporty. The "you'll crash and die" meme is propagated by Camry drivers who also believe "every K over is a killer" and do 60 all the way up the on-ramp.

>>16480143
it will be a tuner house called AussieStyle

will specialise in high performance hyundai excels, all cars to undergo a rwd conversion and put out at least 750hp to the wheels when sold

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Look at this car mantle FUCK it's wait like wow LOOK AT THIS wooooooooo been been

>>16480225
Actually it's more because "look at me SPEEDBOI 4 LYFE" and you get attention, rack up fines, insurance companies consider you a high risk and very probably a crash. You can say you'll never crash it all you want but the meme is a meme for a reason and insurance companies know guys in their 20s with sports cars can be retards.

>>16480147
What state? Deca at shep is good on the skid pan

Hey boys did you see the car that I post WOOW STATES MEN ausy ausy ausy oi ou oi haha

>>16480212
The only 'normal' car i'd go for is an SP25, but it's still just as expensive as the others I'm after so I'd rather ditch some of the 'comfort' or features of it to get something more enjoyable

>>16480217
I really do like the XR5T and the engine is undoubtedly better, but I love the look of the 86/BRZ more

Just trying to figure out what's the better choice overall, that and re-sale value

>>16480246
Victoria, northern suburbs of melbourne

Seriously I'm going to neck myself doing this, I slide out every time, I need a wide open space

>>16480344
i have the same problem not many wide open roads near me

already got the skids out of my system but we need a skid pad where i am

oh well carparks will have to do

Based dash cam

https://youtu.be/4ZoaowsmnRY

i havent seen a train horn video in so long, oldschool

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>tfw changing oil, oil filter, replacing valve cover gaskets and breather cover sealant this weekend for first time
>tfw nervous

>>16480392
Hang in there anon

what car?

>>16480392
Oil and filter is a walk in the park, but tighten your valve cover evenly and in a star pattern or else it will just leak again

grab a rag and clean the oil filter housing before installing the new one, put oil on the new seal then screw in by hand only

>>16480411
which reminds me i gotta do mine

oil filter that is

>>16478351
I like the idea, but get the art done by a traditional koori bloke not some pseudo abo tattoo steal your shit cunt

>>16480419
>Traditional Koori art
>mfw white man taught them to paint to give their child like brains something to do
WEW

>>16480421
In the 1980s no less. White man made their 'flag' too

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>>16480438
shhh muh stolen generator

how are your fridays lads

enjoying a beer and going out to get a new workbench tomorrow

where should I get one, thinking repco or bunnings, might get a snag or HSP for lunch

>inb4 build one

>>16480461
fuck all as usual cunt trying to stay cool in 50 degree heat

>>16479560
>>16479537
It's not double the fine, just the demerits.

>>16480391
This guy is a fuckwit. Legit creates shit just to stroke his horn cock. Merc guy at the end is the real MVP for sitting there not moving

>>16480421
>what is rock art up to 40000 yrs old

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Why are their no bodykits for my commodore like there are for the jap cars?
Gonna have to resort to garden edging on my front bumper unless someone else has a better idea for making my front bumper lower.

>>16480496
>Not getting the hammer out and going nuts

Make your own nigga its what i am going to have to do if i want wider than 9" on my VX

Have this shit on the 4wd it works fine, nut sure if it covers ADR though at least in NSW

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/EPDM-RUBBER-FLEXIBLE-WHEEL-ARCH-FLARES-6M-x-75MM-WIDE-FOR-4WD-4X4-VEHICLE-/282104952694

>>16480496
Who the fuck cares about how low your front bumper is?

>>16480509
because he's a faggot

only useful thing about body kits is the ability to fit wider wheels

>>16480471
Money is easy to acquire. Spare demerits arent.

Nsw confirmed worse than socialist republic of melbourne

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>get head unit installed in car by autobarn
>one year later speaker fails
>go back in under warranty claims
>they dont fix it, since they didn't install the speaker and the radio worked fine
>3 days later, driving with no stereo
>i go to brake, and the car doesn't stop
>somethings jammed up behind my brake pedal
>can't stop
>gun it through round-about, luckily no collisions
>handbrake it to an eventual stop
>check what it is
I found pic related behind my brake pedal. I think the dopey cunts left this under my dash when they were fucking around back there

im fucking pissed, im going back to complain

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>>16480496
>Why are their no bodykits for my commodore like there are for the jap cars?
Commodores were made to go sideways, not to partake in BOZUSHITTU VIPPO SHITTYTANS.

Get your hands on a Z-Series Clubby front end and lower the front wheels a little more than the back.

>>16480550
More commonly known as an invisible caravan

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/high-wycombe/cars-vans-utes/toyota-fj-shorty/1135412205

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bayswater/cars-vans-utes/toyota-fj40-landcruiser/1134380199

which one would you have

>>16480556
>lower the front end
>invisible caravan
hurf durrrrrrrrrr

>>16480561
>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bayswater/cars-vans-utes/toyota-fj40-landcruiser/1134380199
and paint it a better color

was literally my dream full licence hoon mobile back in 2012 i was so close to buying one

>>16480550
>Commodores were made to go sideways
no they were designed to carry people and their items and transport them over large amount of distance at a good pace

if anything people make them go fast in straight lines

nobody uses commodores to go sideways unless theyre crashing into a pole

>tfw no rwd car with corolla reliability
JUST

How much should I pay for a slab? I'm not sure whether I should wait for a sale or just grab one for $48

>>16480543
>gets a free torch
>complains
Get a load of this faggot

is my only option to go fast legally in SA at Mallala?

>>16480597
Dont be a pussy and just speed. Scout the road out first

>>16480599

i got an $800 dollarydoo fine a few months ago, would prefer not to get another

>>16480589
Around 45 is decent

>>16480593
not when it tries to kill you my man

>>16480604
find a dirt road way north of mallala way, scout the road and go nuts

Out of courtesy, i usually make sure theres no farmers or workers, so im usually out on sundays during the day. I wouldn't try at night because of roo's and emus

>>16480615
and dont drift around peoples houses either, it pisses people off, youll eventually find a good road without any of these so theres next to no risk to yourself or others

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>>16480543
>paying someone to install a head unit
What happened to you is fucked up but come on man, why didn't you just DIY? Head unit installation is the most basic thing you can do to a car. It was the first thing I ever actually did to a car.

>>16480579
The answer is simple, buy a rwd meme corolla

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>>16480653
>buy shitbox with EPICH sound system
>fuckhead cracked the shit out of the dash then either lost the screws or couldn't be bothered to screw the centre console back in
>head unit is like 50% in and only held in by luck
>half the heater controls dont work because the dumb cunt bent all the metal cables
>all speakers are wired up via the good ol' wire twisting + electrical tape
>dollar store electrical tape that melted in the heat
>spend 3 or 4 hours sitting in the car fixing up the dash and straightening bent metal
some people need to be gassed

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>>16480659
How triggered can you discord cucks be?

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>>16480667
He's right
>>16480659
delet this

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>>16480659

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guess the car

>>16480717
It's too generic and boring to even try.

Does it amaze anyone else that once upon a time someone went into a showroom, say something like a Ford Laser and wanted it? I just don't get how a person can desire such dull shitty lifeless cars and pay for it brand new.

>>16480727
It's obviously an Excel you drongo.
>inb4 some badge engineering example

>>16480392
make sure the old oil filter gasket comes off with the filter

if it doesn't, you're going to make a big mess

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>>16480717
R A R E
A
R
E

Like showing up to a S-chassis meetup with an S12.

>>16480736
>It's obviously an Excel you drongo.
generic: check
boring: check

you might be right

>>16480688
Twist and tape has literally never failed me in any of my car audio endeavors.
This includes 4 head units, 2 full systems with 4 channel and mono block amps.

Do it properly and use some good quality tape, no problems ever and MUCH easier to modify/troubleshoot.

>>16480717
It's Hyundai Pony, why would it be a hard question ?

>>16480744
he did the twist and tape at the head end of the speaker cable, but only twisted at the speakers
both rear ones barely held themselves on and i didnt even get to look at the front since the fuckhead glued the door trim shut

>>16480744
>did good ol twist and tape like all previous cars
>its all good
>something else happens and auto elec has to remove head unit to get to it
>get car back
>lose sound in random speakers around random corners
>the cunt probably tugged the wires too hard and they come loose and reconnect around corners
>keep meaning to fix it but it becomes perfectly fine for a few days at a time and i stop caring until the next time

>>16480743
>generic: check
>boring: check
fully hektik: check

>>16480758
This.
>>16480743
>I have no idea what I'm talking about so I'll make up excuses
Falcunt tier retarded.

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>>16480758
>hektik
>can be beaten by a camry
>can even be beaten by a fucking GT86
>can be out cornered by a van
>can be beaten in aesthetics by a fully rusted commodore with no wheels and a 19" fart cannon

>>16480763
>>can be out cornered by a van
Maybe if you are a shit driver. Learn to corner

>>16480736
>>16480758
We get it, it's your first car and you love it, but it's still a regular first shitbox.

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What's the woggiest car in Australia?

My vote goes to the Clio 172

>>16480772
Slammed rally blue WRX

>>16480758
>92 horsepower
>hektik
Kek

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thinking of finally getting a southern cross which is the most alpha location the chest or the forearm?

>>16480763
>its not fast
>it doesnt turn
>it doesnt look good
sorry which car are we talking about again retard?

>>16480763
>implying the MZ engine V6 Camrys won't beat most 4cyl econoboxes

>>16480777
On your dick Mr. Trips. This way only chicks can see and appreciate your alpha-ness

>>16480777
get it on your bloomin neck cunt

>>16480769
i took that pic from carsales lmao

>>16480778
Hyundai Excel. The slowest, wettest, ugliest turd on the road.

>>16480787
>The slowest, wettest, ugliest turd on the road.
which car was that again?

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>>16480772

always wrx

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what if taurus guy and excel guy are the same guy?

>both fugly cars
>both garbage
>both can only be liked ironically

anyone wanna put money on Nos being falcunt in disguise?

Any cunt want to meet up in the outback steakhouse car park in Melbourne on saturday arvo?

>>16480789
Hyundai Excel

>>16480792
>comparing a god musheen to a taurus
get the frick off my blog you piece of shit

>>16480777
Nice trips, m8. The bogan gods smile upon you.

Get one on your forearm, and a second Eureka Stockade styled across your back.

>>16480793
oy vey. Cant we just drop this entire topic

>>16480789
>excel guy doesnt have reading comprehension
no wonder he likes the excel

>>16480803
>excel
>as in excellent
checkmate

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>>16480797
>Taurus has more power
>Taurus has more AESTHETIC
>Taurus has better handling
>Taurus isn't built by chinks

>Loving shitboxes is now haram
I thought loving the shitbox was /o/ 101

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>>16480806
Ford Taurus excels in being excellent.

>>16480815
the excel excels in being an excel
checkmate athiests

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>>16480817
Taurus has a star constellation.

>>16480820
excel has a microsoft office program named after it

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>>16480824
And a qt anime girl

>>16480827
>anime
fuckin dropped
weaboo trash

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>>16480827
>anime
Not a proud point. The Taurus officially wins.

>>16480835
>The Taurus officially wins.
Thats very likely the first time this has ever been said

>>16480838
apart from when racing against an excel

>>16480838
>>16480841
Lel.

>>16480838
>>16480841
2 cars 2 btfos

>>16480793
Nah dude.

>>16480392
Smear a film of oil on the new filter's rubber seal to help it seal better

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Falcunt here I'm not on dickscord but if you don't keep this drama shit out of dat I will rape the fuck out of it for have been warned I have unlimited boxxies and dynamic ip.

This is my last post as a trip in this thread, I post as anon now.

Now go back to your little sekrit club wagies.

Either stay on topic or feel the wrath of 1000 destroyed transmissions and clutches

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>>16480873

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>>16480879

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>>16480873

>>16480873
how about you FUCK OFF

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>>16480873
Gods speed

>>16480873
Has somebody taken falcunt's trip again?

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>>16480659
>>16480879
>>16480886
>>16480891
>>16480917
Dont you make me do it cause i will
>>16480918
your next

give me (You)'s (and shard) please

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>>16480921
nice try i told you this is my last tripped post i refuse to kill whats left of /dat/

Anons should be able to come here in peace without stupid dickscord faggots crossposting and acting stupid
>>16480925
here have one

>>16480873
>inb4 falcunt trips tomorrow

new containment thread if this shit spills over while i get my sleep

wagies remember to go to work on monday

>>16480938

>>16480941
FUCK OFF FALCUNT

>>16480942
and a good night to you sir

remember not to talk about cars and pointlessly shitpost everywhere

>>16480947
you do a really good job at that allready

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J4yuRpCoU8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Uay5iLeHi

This autism is getting too much

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oh look another thread ruined
>>16480958
who do you think has been making /dat/ threads and maintaining them for the past month?

Yall have been a strange bunch ever since i first got here yet you still maintain i am the problem

>mfw you are the jimmyshits

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>>16480507
yeh I'll be grinding the guard lips off and pulling them out a fit so I can fit some fat wheels underneath but not sure on how I can make the car look lower unless I go the HSV body kit. I just want a lip kit and rear pods.

>>16480509
>>16480512
I care because I think it looks nice. why else would I do it you retard.
I'd rather have it look lower than actually lowering it to the point where the whole underbody of my car scrapes.

>>16480550
Yeh I know but that's why I want it to look the part. I don't car about scraping bumpers, but exhausts and diffs is another thing.
Front is already slightly lower than the rear but if I went a clubby front, I would probably need to do the rest to match. Just want a lip kit of sorts for my SS.

@16480964
>who do you think has been making /dat/ threads and maintaining them for the past month?
Big whoop. Everyone can make a thread, its not a big deal

>>16480740
I really need to get my S12 running.

>>16480964
>who do you think has been making /dat/ threads and maintaining them for the past month?
Why do think that is of ANY significance?

>>16480965
mate your better off posting in the new thread and ignoring these faggots

better yet just report and hide their posts with 4chan x

To answer your question grinding the front lips isnt the best idea you should fold them it will look much neater and all you need is a hammer and a block of wood and a soft cloth so you dont scratch anything
>>16480970
And yet you dont

>inb4 500x /dat/ threads
>>16480978
NONE of this has any significance at all its just funny to watch wagies ree and carry on 1000x worse than these peaceful neet anons ever do because i upset their silly little club.

It was worth it i mean i could join any time i want but your not worth it and i'd rather concentrate my shitposts on here where they are needed.

i can see why everyone hates australia lmao

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>>16480990
mate you dont know the half of it this is just the trolling we do online for " 'fun' "

irl its much more extreme yet even more hilarious.

Australians sharpen their shitposting skills virtually then go out armed with even more shitposts

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Hi guys

Can you invite me back into the discord please

>>16480970
Some people have even figured out when the appropriate time to make them is.

>>16480990
One individual isn't the whole country.

>>16481016
>>16481013
stay away imposters!

>>16481013
>>16481016
There can only be one

>>16481023
lies !

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Hi guys whats going on in h.....

PRAISE SATAN

Test

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>>16481048
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU will never break me or my code

>>16481048
Did you pass the test?

>>16481059
no you all failed

>>16481069
your not me fuck off impostor!

>>16481069
>>16481072
Imposters get out

>>16481073
WHAT?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bGVQifMS2i

>>16480873
>This is my last post as a trip in this thread, I post as anon now.
>>16481069
Falcunt cannot be trusted

He is fat and he is a liar

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>>16481086
AND NOW YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHERE OR WHEN I TRUELY AM

I HAVE TRANCENDED

>>16481381
>ausfags are this stupid
Daily reminder that australia is a prison colony filled with niggers
And that holden and ford australia are shit
:)

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>>16481419
Lol seppo Ford and Holden don't exist anymore.

>>16481428
Uh I mean fuck REEEEE fuck reeeeee

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Whom mans is this

>>16481428
That was his point you retard
>>16481444
That would be me

>>16481448
Nice swaybars you don't have there matey enjoy your used condom au Falcon forte with a dogshit everything.

It was considered the worst Falcon ever made and the ugliest for a reason

>>16481459
What makes you think I have an AU falcunt?

>>16481474
Because nobody else would be that retarded.

Unless you own a 3800 Commodore

>>16481479
Nah it's an s14. I was just really excited and the heat probably fucked with my brain or something

>>16481490
Heya I made the same mistake working on my cars I just stay inside in the AC until it cools off.

Wait until tomorrow Arvo and don't drive it.

Pics of said S14? Surely the stock bars couldn't be that bad they are usually the last bit of the suspension to wear out.

Usually it's bushes then shocks then bushes then mounts

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NEETfags, apply for a job at your local winery now, they accept anyone, easy as fuck work for the most part but it's days a week during Vintage, not like you were spending those weekends on friends. You get taxed to shit so you get a few extra grand to spend on your car come tax time. Most of you cunts don't have much of a social life so working night shift for a fortnight won't affect you.

Literally spent 3 hours this night sitting on top of tanks playing on my phone and occasionally yelling out to the guy I was working with the depth of the tank. Fucking EZ money lads.

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>>16481625
Oh yes I'll just go down to my local winery.

Oh wait they are all run by boomers who refuse to hire anyone ever.

>>16481643
Top tier shitpost.

Not really fuck off cunt.

Hey ausfags is there Mexicans in Australia and if you know them personally how are they? Do they fit the Mexican stereotype ?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpD4G6bpkC0

One time i remember
I remember when you used to think
that you were much better
now you smoke and now you drink

You lost it you're legal
taking pills and you contradict
those sweeping comments you
comments you made before you backflipped

I hope you feel like you belong
yeah just like you did before
just another scenester fool
just another fashion whore

>>16480772
valiants, factory black VT-VZ and skylines

>>16481924
>Do they fit the Mexican stereotype ?
Nope. They are all construction workers etc, usually painters. The chill type of meheecans who friendly with everyone not jobless cholos.

>>16482540
I'm Mexican and was just curious if there was Mexicans over there because here in California they're usually walking stereotypes you know the ones that drive trucks with landscaping stuff in the back and all that nice stuff.

>>16482813
Mexicans here are pretty regular and normal. I'd guess it's since they have actual visas for being here instead of jumping a fence.

I've met one or two, they were pretty nice and had decent Jobs.

>>16482813
Given that Mexicans and Australians are about as lazy as each other and also pretty chill, we get along okay.

>>16481643
Jesus Christ you are retarded my man
I don't want your filthy fingers making wine for consumption anyway

>>16483977
this isn't /int/
this isn't /cum/
how the fuck did I even post in /aus/

>>16483985
EB Games (Australian Gamestop) is much the same, I'm sure we can draw some parallels.

55 degrees fuck

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What's a good under 5 grand car to pick up thicc tomboys in?

>falcunt thinks he can outsmart the discord

Check mate loser, come try me.

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>>16484383
I cant be fucked with your little club mate you act like you think your all too good for 4chan why do you keep coming back every time a post?

You all say you hate me yet you hang off all my posts on here why?

>Waaah ur a fucking idiot troll waaaa
Ignore me then, hide my replies and threads.

God ive never seen this level of autism in years.

Blame the fucking mods and cancerous community for creating this mod tripfag dicksucking.

>hahahaha umad bla bla bla triggered
Look in the mirror and tell me if thats true lol

Im just here for shitposting and bants.

>Wagies cant handle the banter

>Hurr im just pretending to be retarded
Lol in the 6 years ive been here ive never pretended shit.

Now run along before i haunt your transmission

>>16484236
stanced subaru

>they will think a butch qt is picking them up
>take them home
>plot tweest ur actually a man
>rape them gently
>????
>profit

>>16484576
>I haven't seen this level of autism in years

You clearly haven't looked in the mirror in a while then.

>>16484607
Why does everyone always assume i am not self aware?

>Judging someone you have never met by their posts on a anonymous automotive board

Who are you 4chans Sherlock Holmes Internet detective?

I always come into /dat/ with a open mind and just want to talk about cars yet you faggots have spammed and derailed threads for years.

Its like modern top gear and the grand tour

its not about cars anymore its about personalities and egos

>Muh tripfags
>muh meets
>muh autism
>le fuugggg falcunt hahahah aint we cool

talk about group think you all just parrot the same shit yet never bother to stop and think.

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>its a assmad wagie normalfag whos projecting on 4chan episode
nobody cares how much you hate neets fuck off if you have a life and better things to do why dont you do them or go drive one of your many projects you affluent smug sods

Civic or Accord lads?

>>16484669
Tinnie vs Boat

i reckon the civic

>>16484669
What are you gonna use the car for?

Civic might use a bit less fuel because it's lighter and smaller engines.

>>16484685
vtek yo

>>16484692
I think a Civic would be better for VTEC yo imo

>>16484622
Get off the dole you lazy cocksmoker.

>>16484685
I don't think I'll be driving all that often since I have a fairly short commute, besides the occasional social event/ trip to nearby countryside. The fuel consumption is far better in the civic, 7L vs 9L for the Accord.

Accord is much nicer to look at. First car and I'm not loaded, so I'm thinking it would be wiser to go with a Civic.

>>16484841
Where u from and what budget

you're all fucking loser wagies. not even joking, you banned me and that shows how mad you wagies are, enjoy work!!

>>16484961
I am better than you i will always be better than you jobless scum

Kill yourself so i can use your bodily contents to paint my various projects.

I was born in the wrong generation, i wish i was a baby boomer.

>>16484973
fuck off man i was being civil you cunts just wanted to circlejerk

if i saw you in coffs no joke mate i would bash your head with my transmission

>>16484973
and don't call me jobless scum you know how impossible it is to get a job?

you fucking wagies just shitpost because you're lucky to get a job but how am i supposed to get a job if there's not enough jobs?

>BTFO

>>16484576
>i-i'm not triggered, y-you are!

>>16484983
>you know how impossible it is to get a job?
pretty easy actually... like incredibly easy

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>>16484979
HALP ME

>>16484973
falcunt posting as aussiemuscle really? dude lmao

>>16484988
fucking HOW MAN

look, i just want an invite back to the discord i was not shitposting give me a chance without being circlejerkers i want to discuss car stuff

>>16484996
Trying to throw anons and its working teehee

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>>16484236
Some sort of Subaru, but ignore what >>16484592 says about Vape'n'Scrape spec. You want a hatch or wagon of some sort with a slight lift and roof racks. It gives off that outdoors-y feel that suggests you'll drive out with her into the middle of bumfuck nowhere and fuck her senseless under the stars.

Lowered means you'll spend precious minutes trying to negotiate speed bumps and can't go offroad. And it suggests that you're a scrawny Vapebaru swaggot and not a practical, outdoors-y man that can satiate her daddy issues.

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>>16484997
>>16484993
>>16484987
>>16484822
WEW

>>16484997
falcunt here this is my final warning. invite me back to the discord or i will shut it down. i have the ability to create thousands of accounts and you cannot ban them all.

invite me back and i will be civil, or FUCK OFF and feel my wrath.

any of you have a problem with this come to coffs BP

>>16485002
thats a pretty vapelord response bro

>>16484979
>>16484983
>Falcunt victimises himself because "it can't possibly be my fault, everyone is just mean"
You really are a worthless faggot

>>16485013
>FUCK OFF
hahaha busted

I shall blow every trans in the immediate vacinity of my gravitational mass in a radius of 1000km using the power of falcunt

>>16485022
final warning, i will be invited back RIGHT NOW.

i am joining, i will be civil, do not ban me or all hell will break loose

>>16485021
nah its just anons + myself detripped

i think this is hilarious this board is trolling itself as is discord, everyone thinks everyone else is me

you will never know...

Who is the real falcunt
>>16485027
ive made my own discord

https://discord.gg/kbxwT

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>>16484236
>>16485002
To add to this you want to exploit her daddy issues by being manly as fuck and that rallying is the manliest motorsport of all.

>>16485007
Fuck's sake, Fatcunt. Behave yourself.

>>16485037
i cant we've reached self sustaining shitposting fusion mate i have lost control of the shitpost reactor

NEW THREAD, FREE OF THE DISCORD TROLLS
>>>/pol/107012781

EVERYONE GET IN HERE TO DISCUSS

>>16485044
Fuck off Narcos im on to you

>>16485033
>wahhh muh sekrit klub
>makes his own sekrit klub
You just can't make this shit up

https://discord.gg/vvQJBww

>>16485046
this is the fake falcunt i am the real falcunt

>>16485050
Nuh its the offical server i swear liek on me transmission ai

https://discord.gg/vvQJBww
>>16485052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w

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>>16485040
Then all hope is lost.

I still reckon an R34 with this body kit and a supercharged VK45 would be sick as. The sedan version would be like the Nipponese equivalent to an E39 M5.

>>16485062
Ill make another thread and we'll go from there.

I have a feeling the reactor will impolde soon

>>16485085
>>16485085

For when the shitpost generator overvolts

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>>16485071
Nah m8, it's gonna blow and radiate everyone with Shitposter's disease. We'll be known as a nation of irl shitposters after Turnbull calls some U.N. spokesperson a gay cunt on live TV.

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>>16485089
Links are fixed here.

>>16485152

Be honest lads, would you let her cavity search you?

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We'll be giving this one an Aussie viking funeral. Loading a raft up with shitposts and pushing it out to sink somewhere.

>>16485037
>>16485002
Well, I can't see a reason not to get a subaru, now. Aside from the fact that a stato or caprice would be pretty comfy for larger ladies, that is.

>>16485092
Lol that's the spirit
>>16485274
This

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>>16485274
>Aside from the fact that a stato or caprice would be pretty comfy for larger ladies
If she isn't a heifer she should have no problem fitting in a 90s Subaru hatchwagon.

But if you've got deeper pockets (more than $5k to blow) have a look at the Y-Series Avalanche which comes in wagon or 4-door ute forms.

>>16485304
>2tonne suv frankendoor with a anemic v6
at least get the v8

>>16485304
I'd like a V8, but I don't really have that kind of money to throw around.

>>16485340
v8 dont cost anymore to run and a old vt vx ls1 goes for around 3-5k if you look around