>driving along late at night
>rural area so not very many people
>4 lane hwy
>speed limit 55mph
>2 cars ahead of me. Blue and Gray
>Blue car going like 45
>Gray car tries to pas Blue car
>Blue car swerves into passing lane to prevent Grey car from passing
>wtf.jpg
>Grey car manages to swerve away and gets off at next exit
>Follow blue car going 45 for a bit
>highway turns into a 2 lane road, still 55mph
>eventually reach a red light
>pull up next to him on his right as if I were turning
>the second light turns green floor it and fly past him
>going 80 for a while to get away from this guy
>suddenly see something fly past my window
>It's blue car back for revenge
>pulls in directly front of me and slams on his brakes
>manage to brake in time
>have to follow this guy going 45 miles per hour for the rest of my journey
/dumbdrivers/
>>16438221
>be going in a straight line
>someone turns left out of the middle lane without signaling
Now I only have 9 toenails.
Wear a helmet.
>>16438221
>turn headlights off
>pass
>pull same shit on him going 20
>>16438221
Lol you bitch. You shouldn't have let him pass you, even if you had to hit 150. Since he did pass you then slam the breaks you should have just hit going 80. He would have spun out and crashed like an idiot and it would have been his fault.
>be driving at night
>heavy rain, wipers barely keeping up
>come to an intersection
> a HORSE runs from the street to the left right in front of me
>know I shouldnt brake hard while raining, but HORSE
>barely miss the horse, was like wft just happened
>>16438454
>turn headlights off
n-nani?!?!
>>16438221
Is that an Accord eating out a Cougar's ass?
>>16438221
This happened about 3 or 4 years ago:
>Driving down divided highway at about 11PM
>Kitty in my lap watching cars on the other side go by
>Doing the speed limit (65mph) in left hand lane because fuck it why not
>No car ahead of me for a mile or two
>No car behind me that I can see
>Coming up to intersection known for accidents
>Slow down to 55
>See car in left hand turn lane on other side of intersection
>watchin u like a hawk, fucker
>Get to ~200 feet of intersection
>Fuckstick McRetard starts to pull out
>W H Y
>Mash brakes
>Steer left
>Cat digs claws into legs
>Clear cuntface's bumper by 2 feet
>Get back up to 65
>Pet cat to calm each other down
>Simmer with RAGE