Can someone explain to me how this god damn shit happened

With style

Frontal damage clearly shows it was hit and pushed back up the snow pile.

>>16416389
Someone really hated that echo

>>16416405
unless that damage was there already, this could be a ghetto nigger car

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>>16416405
Not so fast, anon

My guess would be that a female driver pulled out of her parking spot too fast and backed up the snow bank behind her. Then for one reason or another she left it there. By the time these pictures were taken the snow drift had melted down a bit and exasperated the situation.

I would like to point out that when I wrote this >>16416423 I hadn't yet seen >>16416409 this picture.

>>16416423
>exasperated

I love it when people try to use big words that they heard someone smarter use

>>16416415
>Echo parks outside of a parking spot right at that area marked stop
>Wheels angled slightly to the right
>Good samaritan realizes and has a plan
>Gently pushes echo
>The angle of the wheels perfectly places it into the spot with the large pile of snow
Crisis averted

>>16416442
indubitably

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a horny drunk sasquatch jumped in front of the car, it's massive and erect penis smacking the front end, startling the driver, who freaked out, slammed into reverse, got stuck, and ran the fuck out of there

that's my theory anyway

>>16416442
I love it when dumb people think my natural choice of words is so smart sounding that it could only be an affectation.

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>>16416457
>affectation

>>16416457
I love it when you still don't realize that you used exasperated when what you were trying to use was exacerbated.

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>>16416481

>>16416481
huh. I didn't know there were two words 2bh f4malam.

>>16416468
>>16416498

wut?

>>16416517
exactly