Car Saftey

Make the airbags explode if the alarm goes off

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>>16411985

>MFW I have that same car boot.

Put your car on jackstands and take out the wheels?

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brakes locks?

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USA version

if someone wanted the car bad enough they could get rid of that thing in a few seconds with a cordless grinder. Or just put the donut on if they had time.

>>16412008
>>16412011


Would it be better to put a brake lock on the clutch or the brake?

>>16412011
I don't think a bent shifter is going to do much 2bh

A bullet in the dick.

>>16412011
False:Mexicans.

>>16411985
Shoot em in the dick with a bb gun.

Put a dildo in the seat

>>16411985

Pull a bunch of stuff that the average thief wouldn't think of checking. Pull ignition fuses, remove HT leads/coils/whatever your car uses, disconnect fuel pump or pull pump fuses, disconnect throttle cable from throttlebody etc.

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>>16412013
why not both?

>>16412890

Also wire an isolation switch into the ignition circuit and put the switch somewhere nobody would think of looking, such as under the front seats.

>>16411985

Car bomb

>>16412951


I was thinking, wouldn't it be cool if the car could release Co2 when it detects the weight difference of the thief?

That'd be cool, though the car would end up crashing :(

>>16413203
oh yeah great, have a big meal and get gassed to death, I'm not a fucking jew.

fuck me

>>16412011
good thing old people don't steal cars

>>16412013
I'd say clutch so they can't get it started.

>>16411985
w2c that boot?

>>16413344


But I'm not hearing you can push the car to start it without a clutch?

aka "Pop a clutch"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdCM3SI_t6Q

>>16413359
To do that you have to be able to push the clutch in and dump it (let it out quickly) with the key in the on position and someone pushing you. If there's a lock on it you can't push it in to do that.

>>16413359
no, the clutch needs to be pressed to do that.

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>>16413367
>>16413372


Smart,
thanks guys this makes me feel better. ^ _^

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>>16411985
The best anti theft is a HIDDEN kill switch on the ignition.


The best way to piss off a thief is set up a pepper spray system in the car that activates about 60 seconds into the drive.

Nothing hurts like pepper spray in the face, it induces panic, you feel like you cant breathe, your eyes swell shut, and it burns about as bad as boiling water.

Air bags to lay frame when you park.

>>16413388
and then they crash your car

>>16413372
>>16413367
You could get around that by rolling in neutral and forcing it into 1st.

>>16413413
Unless they know how to float the gears to shift without the clutch, they'll be stuck in first the whole time, and good luck getting it going again from a stoplight without the clutch or someone getting out and push starting it again.

>>16412890

This is exactly what I Do, I always remove my center distributor plug.

wire the door handles with a bug zapper

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c8_1482097585

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>>16412916
Better yet, make a fake one that's super obvious like an aircraft ignition toggle with the red cover so they flip it and don't think to look for a real one.

I'd probably get one of those seat heater kit switches and wire that up to be the kill switch, that way it looks completely unrelated and doesn't get a second glance. Bonus points if you actually install the seat heater kits too, I'd probably do both fronts and make the third one for the kill switch seem like it goes to the rear seats.

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>>16413481
Doesn't matter that it's got two sides, if anything that's better so you have to guess which one it is.

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jokes on thief, my car doesn't even run.
Oh..

>>16412032
Then hit em in the face with paint cans.

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>>16411985
Driving a manual car.

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>>16411985
>drive a car with an immobilizer
That should show them.

>>16413738

There two shifters in an 18 speed? I've always imagined trucks drivers having to shift 1 through 18, jeez I'm retarded. Guess it works like a 21 speed bike though huh.

>>16411985
Hidden fuel pump switch.

https://youtu.be/X0nfhafP4mE

Skip to 5:55

A hidden switch to turn off the fuel pump.
that's all you really need.

it will kinda maybe start for a bit with the fuel in the lines, and die. Any thief will think the car is just shit, and leave it be.


Problem is putting the switch where its completely not visible, and not in an obvious spot, but convenient enough to be operated

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>>16413963


Kek..good1

>>16411985
The popular way to steal now is with a flatbed. You won't stop that.

>>16411985
I don't live in a place that car theft happens often, I had a 1966 mustang so I put a fuel cutoff switch on it, but now that I drive a shitty golf I stick to doorlocks

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>>16413738
challenge accepted

>>16413827
Yeah, 2 gears boxes basically. Nowadays the auxiliary gear box is controlled with a toggle switch, but there used to be 2 separate shifters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mf6AUbjT-s&t=0m30s

>>16414266
why is nothing labeled

Don't live in a 3rd world shithole would be step 1.

>>16411985
Drive a modern car that can't be moved without the key.

>>16414228
This, seriously.

With 4/5 cars having some sort of alarm, nobody steals anything unless it's unlocked with the keys in OR its a good enough car to warrant proper thiefs with a flatbed.

Since nobody here owns a good enough car, I'd say just lock your doors and don't leave valuables in plain sight. Nobody wants to steal a '94 civic.

But really, make it so your car isn't worth a theif's time, or get a gps tracker, because if someone wants your shit, they're gonna take it regardless of what you have to stop it. Once it's in a garage, your kill switches and locks mean nothing. Gps is the way to go if you're serious about getting your car back.

>>16417353
The 94 civic is one of the most stolen cars of all time, terrible fucking example. Should have said 98 accord.

>>16411985
leave the car at the side of the road completely unlocked, with the v5 in the glovebox already signed, but absolutly no fuel.

>they fucking torched it.

>>16417290
the other shifters are for the diff locks and PTO stuff, not that complicated really. I think to shift into reverse is a separate lever on those too.

>>16413344
>move stick to neutral
>start engine
Or
>put car in first
>turn ignition and give gas

>>16417482
>>16413344
real life knowledge vs bus rider knowledge

>>16417522
Is it? Most everything made in the last 20 years has a clutch safety switch. It would be pretty easy to defeat it though.

>>16417690
this

also, good luck getting moving again from every stop you have to make

>>16412951
t. Patrick O'Toole, Former PIRA member

>>16417482
Modern cars will not start without the clutch pressed. Not even if you're in neutral, the clutch safety switch does not care. You're thinking of automatics with their park/neutral switch, or older manuals that don't have a clutch safety switch.

>>16417703
That's what I said here
>>16413438

>>16411985
>south African airbag trap

will kill or seriously maim thief. Trap doesn't care if you forgot to disarm b4 starting. Booby traps best option but also most dangerous and depending o state is a grey area of law.

>>16417756
Modern cars are typically automatics

>>16418085
They are, but that's completely irrelevant because this entire argument is about modern cars with manuals.

>>16413787
The mexicans around here steal cars with a trailer hitch lift around here. It is a very short trailer with two wheels. It hooks to a truck trailer hitch and lifts up just the two front wheels of the car being towed away. They just break the window and release your parking brake. Then your car is towed away.

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>>16418414
But they don't have mexicans in my country. BTW you 'mericans should close those borders already, I sure as fuck wouldn't want poor faggots come into my country and make shitty music.

>>16418589
>BTW you 'mericans should close those borders already
Impossible not just because the border is so long, but because many hispanics on the american side own properties directly adjacent to the border. So it's no problem for illegal immigrants to cross over into that property. And the property owner of course pretends to not know anything about it. There's also those pseudo businesses that build a warehouse building and then the tunnel connects up to it for drug running or illegal immigrant smuggling.

>>16418589
>I sure as fuck wouldn't want poor faggots come into my country and make shitty music.
The problem is that illegal immigrants have so many citizen-like privileges in the USA despite being illegal. All that is due to all those anti-discrimination laws. My area's schools allow them to attend at taxpayer expense of course. For 2015, 56% of all property taxes in my area goes to paying public education expenses. What left goes to pay for roads, city buildings, city employees, police, fire, utilities, training, emergency services, infrastructure, etc. It amazing how much money teachers suck up with those tiny class sizes too and lots of ESL (English as a Second Language) courses here in the USA. It's too bad english is not taught as the first language in the usa.

>>16418687
why do you dropout NEETs pretend to care so much about this sort of thing
>muhh tax dollars!
>well, not _my_ tax dollars, I mean my mom's tax dollars!

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Weird that I see this thread
>night before christmas eve
>staying at girlfriends place because party
>no room in driveway so I park on the street
>stupid fucker shatters my driver side window
>can't get it repaired for two days because muh holiday

Luckily my alarm scared them off before they got in. I wouldn't have been so pissed if I could've fixed it right away but that shit got my blood boiling.

I'm thinking about fixing razor blades in my door handle.

Any other suggestions? I'm open to anything short of rigging my car to explode.

>>16418829
>Any other suggestions?
There are alarms that beep if the door handle is attempted or if people get close to the car. That's usually enough warning to them to leave your car alone before they break the window to get in and cut out your airbags or pop the hood release to cut your battery line to shut your alarm off before it sounds. That's the problem if they know you have an alarm with 30 seconds delay before it sounds. They break the window. They now have 30 seconds, so they pop your hood release and cut the battery line. Now your alarm is forever silent and they can work on your car.

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>>16412011

>>16413400
With no survivors

>>16418725
We aren't all NEETs my friend

>>16418150
Where does it say that?

>>16412011
That looks disgusting.

>>16412011
looks like a flaccid horse penis

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>>16417319
HERE is a story of some "tough guy" travelers to South Africa a short time after Apartheid (white rule) ended.

This is a fragment from a blog of a Russian man who went on a business trip to South Africa, translated for your convenience.

http://tannen.livejournal.com/66587.html

Me and my friend had to spend roughly 10 hours in Johannesburg. We asked Mikhail and he convinced some kamikaze driver to take us on a tour through the city center. We, the two retards, thought that they were exaggerating about the danger just to frighten us. We thought that we'd get to the center, take a long good stroll through it and show everyone that Russians aren't afraid of anything.

We ended up not even coming close to doing any of these things.

Reason?

We nearly shat ourselves.

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>>16419265
The descent to Johannesburg from the plateau made the city look great. Beautiful, big, modern. Some skyscrapers here and there, some nice Victorian-style buildings. Green lawns, blue sky.

Upon actually entering the city, the picture changed drastically.

It looked completely abandoned.
There was no electricity.
Piles of trash just lying in the streets.
Burst sewer pipes flooding several spots.
The only thing clear of debris was the main road, the only functional electrical devices were the traffic lights.
And this was the city center, the relatively safe part of the city.

Prior to riding into the city, the driver appointed by Mikhail read us a short "do's and don'ts" lecture.
He seemed very tense, gulping often and suspiciously looking around as he spoke:

"If you cunts want to survive this, do exactly as I say.
After we enter the city, NO LOUD NOISES, do not ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION!
NO FUCKING CELLPHONES OR CAMERAS flashing through the car windows!
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT with ghouls! (that's what he called niggers)
And no matter what happens, DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOWS!
Because suddenly a lamp post can fall and block the way, and the ghouls will fucking siege us.
And remember that I have kids, so at least follow these rules for my sake..."

>>16419100
The initial question was whether you should put a pedal lock on the brake pedal or clutch pedal. Automatics don't have a clutch pedal.

>>16412013
>>16412008

i have a removable steering wheel. i like to think its enough of an inconvenience to deter someone trying to drive it off.
altho if theyre determined, they could probably just use the hub to steer

>>16411985
dont park it on the street, park it in a secure garage that is climate controled and free of rodents

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>>16419285
We spent two hours riding around the city center.
It was quiet enough in the bus to hear a pin drop.
To understand what happened to the city, a small historical flashback is needed.

After the apartheid was over, a two-million swarm of Africans flooded the city, opening the era of African Reconquista. They were not natives, they just left their usual places in the desert and went wherever life was better. Mikhail, the guy who got us the driver, lived in Johannesburg at that time and told us the following:

In the middle of an ordinary workday, something happened.
The office center's doors opened and an unorganized crowd of several thousand blacks rushed in, carrying their belongings in huge bags. They asked us not to pay any attention to them and continue working, while they were spreading around the building and occupying every bit of territory that was available. Armchairs, stools, sofas, restrooms and hallways - they were everywhere, happily chatting and wasting no time in taking whatever shiny things the building's original denizens had on them.
The office became filled with commotion. Chickens were butchered and gutted in the hallways, tables in audience rooms turned into cooking tables, restrooms became bathhouses.
The polite question "What's going on?" was answered with "This is our home now".
The subsequent, less polite question "What the fuck?!" met a reply "It will be better for everyone".

Mikhail called the cops.
Cops didn't come.
They apologized and explained that exactly the same thing is happening across the entire city.

Then everyone who could started to quietly flee the city, headed towards the suburbs and Cape Town, while erecting barriers to block the paths - hedges, moats, electrified fences. The last district of Johannesburg where you can meet a white man nowadays is the Pretoria suburb.

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>>16419306
After a massive exodus, owners of the buildings started thinking of what to do.

Bingo!
They decided that if they switched off the electricity, water and sewer access to the buildings, the ghouls will leave them and return to the savannah.

So, they switched them off.
The ghouls didn't even notice.

Of course, in the savannah they had neither of these modern conveniences. "Where do they shit, then?" I asked Mikhail.
Mikhail replied that the office owners were also puzzled by this - and completely shocked after they found out.

You see, after invading the buildings, none of the ghouls could figure out what elevator shafts were for. Once they ripped out the elevator doors, they spent a few days scratching heads and spitting into the darkness, until it finally occured to them.

"Bless the white man's genius", thought the ghouls, and the shafts became both toilets and garbage dumps ever since. According to Mikhail, it takes roughly ten years for an average ghoul horde to shit up an office building to the point of complete unliveability.

After that, like in good old prehistoric times, the horde migrates, occupying another building.

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>>16419314
We rode on through Johannesburg's streets, glued to the car windows, devouring the scenery with our eyes.
Fashionable modern houses with boarded-up windows passed us by.
When we came across a rare open window, we could see fires burning inside, with ghouls lying or walking around them.

(Once again) According to Mikhail, a new, albeit informal service appeared in Johannesburg.
Bunches of tough guys go around offering to take the buildings back from ghouls. It happens like this: in the middle of the night several trucks drive up to the building, and hundred or two of armed thugs goes inside. Quickly, they grab the sleeping ghouls and simply start throwing them out of the building, trying not to wake the whole horde up.
Before the horde completely comes to its senses and starts expressing its displeasure, the thugs weld shut all doors and windows on the first floor and put up an electrified fence. After the building is cleaned and refurbished, it turns back into an office.

That's how the remnants of Johannesburg's white population live and work. In the evening and during the night they keep safe behind armored doors and private guards. In the morning they get into their cars and quickly, without stopping, ride outside their fortresses to work. After a short ride through more-or-less safe streets, they dive into one of the heavily guarded foxholes that leads to the underground parking garages. And that concludes their arrival to the workplace.

Another funny thing I noticed - if two "live" buildings are nearby, they are often connected by an aerial passage at the 10th or 11th floor. So office workers can even visit each other if they want to.
The only trick to it is not to look down.
Down there is ghoul territory.

>>16419295
Never said anything about modern manuals. He's not wrong.

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>>16419334
If you visit the blog, you can see some pictures taken through the windows. It's such a violent place that some people had invented and installed flamethrower devices to prevent carjackings.

To see the car-mounted flamethrower in action, click on the video at this description article by the BBC.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/232777.stm

Even the chief of police purchased one for his personal car. Now, that is quite a car mod.

Lots of CARJACKINGS occur in South Africa. If you stop at a traffic light, someone may run up with a gun and point it at you. Fighting carjackings has risks since you don't know if it is a fake gun or real. But losing your car means you will be robbed or possibly killed. You must avoid that. Here is a video about fighting off carjackers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Sd4uew5lA

The problem is that once you surrender the car, you are on foot and may be robbed more. 1 in 4 women are raped each year so you don't want to be a white woman on foot in ghoul territory. If you are raped, you need to pay attention to statistics:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS_in_South_Africa

The 2007 UNAIDS report estimated that 5,700,000 South Africans had HIV/AIDS, or just under 12% of South Africa's population of 48 million. In the adult population the rate is 18.5%. The number of infected is larger than in any other single country in the world. The other top five countries with the highest HIV/AIDS prevalence are all neighbours of South Africa.


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Traveling by car, you have to use roads even though you are in a landcruiser. In one set of travel postings, a belgian couple in their LandCruiser car said:

>When we continued on the same road we would pass other smaller mudpits. These bogholes always had a "crew". When a truck arrived, they would throw in rocks so the truck could pass... for a fee of course. After the truck passed they removed the rocks again. A lucrative occupation!

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>>16419356
Last one. I'll leave you guys alone now.

>>16413827
I thought the same.

>>16419356
I don't know why we can't just napalm the city to the ground for the good of the world.

>>16417381
Percentages, shitheel. They sold a lot so a lot got stolen. But fair point.

>>16419416
>I don't know why we can't just napalm the city to the ground for the good of the world.

The white citizens there are very strong. Since apartheid ended and the country went way downhill, many ran, but many stayed to try to turn things around. And they have for the most part. However, the black areas are still very violent and full of crime and corruption.

The conditions now are a lot better than what that old blog article described when rule was taken away from the whites and given to the black majority under nelson mandela. But if many of those in this thread got out to get gas in black areas, they'd be in trouble because there are still many thousands of carjackings each year in the city. Do you even want your stolen car back? It's a high chance of the seats and interior having HIV juices.

Safety is not just physical car possession safety. It should include personal health and hygiene safety too.

would anyone think about stealing a 1st gen honda fit

>>16411985
>What does /o/ think is the best way to piss off a thief?

Something that remains silent but suddenly rushes out to scare him. Like Mr Pit Bull.

>>16421077
Except that it's too cold outside much of the year for the dogs.

>>16412005
>Make the airbags explode if the alarm goes off
That will be $4200 each time or more since you will need a new dash, steering wheel, new seat upholstery for both front and back, new side pillar moulding, and of course replacement airbags for the fronts, side curtain airbags, and airbags for the seat bolsters. You'll also need a new windshield in some cars because the passenger seat bag can damage the windshield.

That's too much damage just to scare someone off.

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>>16411985
>What does /o/ think is the best way to piss off a thief?

When so many cars have immobilizers, that forces thieves (like those in New Jersey) to go to carjacking in order to get the car keys.

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>>16423232
Or they will follow particularly nice cars on their way home and carjack the car at the house. Or they drive around in parking garages looking for good cars and then park nearby, chill in their car as they wait for the owner to show up.

Black Market - New Jersey carjacking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AASm4YfiywQ

The show has brief interviews with some carjackers as well as commentary about one method that makes carjacking successful. That is to drive fast and recklessly and risk hitting lots of pedestrians. The police will stop chasing in most cases. Then they deliberately drive across a police jurisdiction line and that lets them get away from police that are following them. The things you learn from carjackers!

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>>16423301

When trying to get your car, they don't know if you are armed or not or what you'll do to stop them. So to prevent you from stopping them, they may have to kill you.

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>>16423514
It's just self defense, baby!
You try to stop us, then we gots to defend ourselves!

>>16423232
>>16423301
>>16423514
>>16423531
Around blacks never relax.

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>>16423301


Shit, just got through watching.

OP here btw

The car I was gonna get ended up being damaged when I checked it out, gonna go with my second choice buy a Smart Car instead.

Whoever steals that can have it

>>16423675
Before buying a Smart Car, you should write down on paper all the places you drive to both night and day. Then verify that the smart car can actually get to those places in a timely manner if you don't dare drive the smart car in the freeway traffic. Places that you drive to in the summer might be more hazardous in the winter because it is dark and someone might sideswipe that smart car simply because they only carelessly look at the road for long vehicles and not short ones.

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>>16423881


>Pic related(OC)
Me last year Vs. black ice


popped two wheels

[sp0iler]should've just paid the damn delivery fee[/sp0iler]

popup rusty razorblades in the steering wheel etc

for these situations being as edgy as possible is preferred

Leave it in 4 low so they can't get up to highway speeds and get pulled over like the nigger they are.

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>>16412011
Do you think if I switched my shifter knob to a dildo it will deter thieves even more?

>>16424167
It's better to not install anything that results in a lawsuit against you which has high chance of success. And it's possible the car was abandoned by the criminals and a passerby then walked up and touched your steering wheel and became injured by the boobytrap.

Remember that most insurance policies have clauses exempting it from covering you in cases where you deliberately commit a criminalized law violation or felony. Don't know if injuries from boobytraps would be covered in those cases. If not covered, then you wouldn't even have the benefit of the insurance company providing the lawyers to defend you. After all, one of the biggest benefits of auto insurance is that the insurance company handles the details for you which typically means they provide the lawyers. So people who grumble about the cost of insurance should remember that is part of the benefits of coverage in this lawsuit society.

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>>16411985
If you don't have a fence and security lights, then maybe it's time. Otherwise, you'll have to give up defending your property. It sucks to let the bad guys win just because they are able to pick the time to strike because you don't have anything to stop them from walking all over your property whenever they want.

>>16417319
>Don't live in a 3rd world shithole would be step 1.

Ironically, despite all the years since the blacks obtained majority rule of their country, many standards have not risen back to where they were when the whites ruled. And the amount of violence, rape, theft, carjackings, and disease is phenomenal.

>>16411985
who cares unless your car is from before the 90s you have an immobilizer, carf theft is barely a thing anymore

I've always wanted to wire a second, high energy ignition coil with the plug wire routed to the key and a toggle switch hidden somewhere that switches the two. Flip the switch and not only will the car not start, the would be thief gets a handful of 40k volts.

>>16412011
>white teenage girl can't drive your car
>hood nigger who has only ever driven beat up hondas can

>>16429505
You didn't kill them or even incapacitated them. You only scared them. Now he is pissed at you and sets your car on fire or slashes the dash and seats before he leaves.

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>>16429263
>you have an immobilizer, car theft is barely a thing anymore

While immobilizers stop hot wiring, chop shop parts brokers don't need the car to run. They might simply cut out air bags on the spot. Or they use various methods of towing off your car after disabling its GPS and tracking beacon.

But the worst is when they carjack your car because they do want your coded keyfob. In port cities like Newark, New Jersey, car jackings are much more frequent than in other parts of the country. That's because the stolen cars are then partially disassembled and put into those metal shipping containers. They are sent to various countries in Africa to meet their demand for cars.

See >>16423301

>>16418829
>I'm thinking about fixing razor blades in my door handle.
Never do anything that would cause harm to a child (even a thieving one) because you will lose in the court system. The punitive monetary fee you will pay in the civil court will dwarf the criminal court fees. Remember that Bush changed the system so that bankruptcy for individual citizens doesn't evade court ordered restitution resulting from criminal cases.

I am also sometimes absent minded or distracted, so there is no way I will install any punishment device that would punish myself. A boobytrap disarm also has a failure rate, so I don't want that to occur around me too.

>>16429505
Be careful you don't make something that the voltage backfires and burns out your electronics. If your computer gets a voltage spike, that will be pretty expensive. These new cars are more like rolling computers than anything else now. It won't be long before they drive themselves and we are just the attendants to keep them fueled, insured, and maintained.

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>>16413399
does not work, see pic

i have my key wired up to an air horn, start button is hidden

>>16423232
>>16423301
>>16423514
>>16423531
i hate this kind of people
>you give me no choice but to end your life fucking hell
they really think they have the moral highground but they act like fucking rabitdogs who should be put down

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>>16435494
>you give me no choice but to end your life fucking hell

Look, they don't want to get caught and go to prison especially when they already have criminal records which make the next time they get caught pretty serious. They already know you and everyone else doesn't care about them, so why should they care too? Why should they care about people who don't care about them? #blacklivesmatter has pushed that point in local protests in my community


>they really think they have the moral highground but they act like fucking rabid dogs who should be put down
You should watch that video.

They feel justified. There are various documentaries from all the decades such as 1950's, 1960's, 1970;s, 1980's, 1990's, 2000's, and since 2010 which all say the same thing. Many people feel *FORCED* to do this in order to make a living in order to take of themselves and their families. Whether or not they actually have families is another matter since decade after decade black males statistically abandon most family duties. The american negro is predominantly genetically from the southwest quarter of africa. So comparisons of natural behaviour should be made there instead of to northeast africa.

The key problem is that can any of these people even hold a job if all other factors are controlled? For example, in an experiment, make it so that no penalty for any crime and they are given a job as mechanic, engineer, nurse, dentist, and doctor. Oops, no education. Okay, give full pass to harvard. Can they do schoolwork?

After all, giving them a job opportunity doesn't work if they don't have the education beforehand. If Jamal and Shaneequa won't make their kids go to school, then what do? Got to fix that problem first.

Quote: "I'm a car thief with sympathy" In context one thief said he wouldn't shoot first but just klunk ya if you scream or resist. Klunking means punch you down and then stomp your knee or elbow to break it and stop you from going after them

>>16411985
remove fuel pump fuse

>>16411985
>What does /o/ think is the best way to piss off a thief?
You fight back. That pisses them off since they expect easy pickings.

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my car has a fuel pump fuse installed in a hidden location accessible to the driver whiles sitting down.

pull fuse in hidden location and exit car

jump in pull fuse from key ring and insert into location only i now

>>16411985
>What does /o/ think is the best way to piss off a thief?

If I am carjacked at the gas station, I give the carjacker the bad keyfob in my left pocket. Because it opens the car, he will leave me alone enough for me to run away.

This "bad" keyfob also has the square key on it, but it has not been cut. But I have the fob programmed to the car. Thus all the buttons on the fob work but the key will not start the car. I only have this extra fob to open the door in case I accidentally lock the keys in the car.

Originally, if I left the keys in the car, the smart aleck car would unlock the doors. But I got scared that I would ignore the unlocked doors and walk off, thus leaving keys and an unlocked car behind me. So now I set the car to remain locked all the time. I simply carry two fobs. One that came with the car and cut key and the other was bought but key is not cut. I would hand over the uncut one to the car jacker. That one is always in my left pocket.

>>16438571
That's the problem with these new cars all having bigass keyfobs. You can't fake out the carjacker with a bunch of old keys anymore. The fake keyring will need to have one of those expensive fobs on it to look real enough to fool the car jacker.

>>16436982
>jump in pull fuse from key ring and insert into location only i now
How do you put the fuse for storage in your keyring?

>>16438571
I do this, but also carry. While, carjacker is distracted by car. I pull out the 45 and tell him if he moves, his family is responsible for buying me a new car that doesn't have his brains plastered all over the interior.

>>16432128
as a former 96 accord owner, can attest. Could not keep a radio in that car for more than a year. Broken into 3 times over 3 years

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>>16435664
You fucking nigger. Just fucking shut up. Your argument fails the simple reality test: do the majority do this? If no, then they're not forced. They make a post hoc justification for their heinous crime. You can make a child rapist looks good on a documentary. Those savages have no empathy. Specially in fucking America.

Best regards, a third world poor nigger who is NOT a fucking thief. Don't even try to argue those blm activist have any harder than I do.

>>16439363
What country?

>>16439363
>Don't even try to argue those blm activist have any harder than I do.
Ever since Trump won, the #BLM have shut up and not done more protests in my city. My guess is they are now afraid they will be prosecuted for all their unlawful activity. When it seemed Hillary would win, they demonstrated illegally to deliberately disrupt business and events, but the police didn't arrest them despite all the laws being broken. But with Trump, they know they cannot get away with it once the FBI gets on it to perform Trump's will.

>>16440576
Brazil.

>>16441410
Thank god. They're not a organic movement, they have funding. Now that Hillary have lost, the money flow have probably stopped.

>>16412011
Poor people often end up driving stick because it's cheaper.

You know who steals cars?

Poor people.

>>16413400
Pyrrhic victory is still victory you homo

>>16413463
fake and gay

>>16413463
>wire the door handles with a bug zapper
You'll just get your car ruined. Any kind of boobytrap that doesn't kill them means you now have an angry car criminal who wants the car to be vandalized and its owner dead or maimed.

>>16412011
SVO!

>>16441895
>Pyrrhic victory is still victory you homo
Nah, they will blame the crash and injuries on your boobytrap and win. Once the criminal case is won, the civil case is easy since it doesn't have to prove guilt since it will cite the criminal case conviction.

>>16441820
Aqui todo mundo é preto.

>>16444512
unless they plead "no contest".

Also, booby traps can shift liability to you if the thief gets hurt. Just have good insurance and report if it's gone. It may not always punish the thief (there's actually a good chance he'll get away) but you'll still be covered.

>>16422282
Dale. Nothing too cold fo mister 305.

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>>16444663
>unless they plead "no contest".
They almost always claim "innocent" if they are black. They claim innocence even in the most obvious criminal cases where lots of witnesses exist and there was police chase.

Is there some secret reason why people do this claim on innocence when they are caught red handed?

>>16439301
>Could not keep a radio in that car for more than a year. Broken into 3 times over 3 years

Then you should have either used stealth or went to a premium version of the factory radio system to begin with. In the late 1990's, aftermarket radios were going to the LAN system starting with Alpine and followed by the others. With a LAN, that means the display can be easily removable from the head unit. Thus thieves will not steal it. You can also choose to leave the factory unit where it is and mount the body of the aftermarket head unit under the rear dash. The display unit with controls can then be mounted to your visor. Of course it can be detached from its mounting plate there too.

Anyways, todays current premium OEM radio offerings are pretty good in terms of features and sound. They also save space by integrating other car functions into the touch screen.

>>16411985
>What does /o/ think is the best way to piss off a thief?

Hide what you got so thieves don't know you have it. People who show off will attract thieves of course. Not just for carjackings if you live in one of the USA's carjack cities, but for car prowling.

some guy who lives a couple of streets away from me takes one of the wheels off of his mini when hes not driving it
its retarded but it does the job pretty well

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>>16413495
Same my br/o/ther

>>16447183
>Is there some secret reason why people do this claim on innocence when they are caught red handed?
It extends the time before they go to prison and they're more likely to be bailed. Also the longer the court is held up the higher the chance that charges will be dropped or a plea bargain offered (chances can be tiny but better than zero if you plead guilty).

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>>16411985
Make it so that what you have in the backyard or cars aren't seen from the street by dindu riding by on bicycles. They hop on the bus in their slum and put the bike on the rack that buses have. The bus then drops them off in a new (to them) neighborhood. They ride the bike around and mark on the app any likely target. So if you see a dindu on a bike doing what apparently looks like texting in your neighborhood, there is a high chance that is what is going on.

DINDU IS LOVE

DINDU IS LIFE

DINDU 4EVER

>>16451400
Jesus maximum sketchy. Tied to the door handle even

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>>16417353
>Gps is the way to go if you're serious about getting your car back.

or you just want to hunt down the car stealing degenerates with your bros and deal with them yourselves...

>>16451406
It has to have its own rechargeable battery power source that it automatically switches to if there is no power. The car thieves cut the lines to the main battery to prevent Onstar, hondalink, and all the other car companies that have installed data collection and internet services in the cars.

>>16417353
That's why last year my '99 Saturn SC2 got stolen? Manual no less.

>>16451461
99 Saturn probably means chop shop

>>16452786
Luckily I got it back, the moral though is that niggers gonna nig

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Run them over before they get close enough.

>>16452936
>Run them over before they get close enough.
#blacklivesmatter put an end to you doing that when someone comes up to you and blocks your car's path at the store exit while someone else "asks" you for money. If you don't give them money, they keep blocking but they never say that directly in a way you can quote.

Someone pushed them out of the way with their car and they got sued. I wasn't able to find more in the newspaper. I subscribe to their digital news so I am able to use the newspaper's search engine to see ALL articles. The case got hushed up and no followups were posted to the electronic news section. It's good to see the digital because there's actually some things that don't make it to the paper version. I am gussing the lawyers for the plaintiff filed an injunction to stop news media from covering the story on the basis it would inflame hate against blacks.

>>16452936
How do you get them out of your way if they refuse to move? You can't push them with the car since that is assault. But if you get out, they hijack your car or bust your face in. It's pay them or get jammed up.

>>16451353
The other reason is that the prison can be a much worse place than the local or county jail. Another incentive is that time spent being detained in local jail is counted against the total prison sentence.

>>16411985
Having a W123-126 benz.
Wheel completely locks up when key is not in.

>>16456607
Does that mean if you have an ignition lock failure, then the wheels lock up too?

>>16412011

dubs confirmed