/CKP/ Car Keys Porn. Year end edition!!

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>>16408640
weeb keys reporting

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>>16408640

>>16408643
that fucking lanyard

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>>16408643
I just jizzed all over my pistons!! So fucking sexy!!

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>>16408660
all that's missing is a vape. maybe some day when real cigs become to expencive

>>16408721
ha

>that sex rug?

>>16408680
that front entrance
nice house anon
yours or your parents

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>>16408782
Parents, that's just where I keep the bike cause I'm to poor for a house. The car and bike are both mine bought with my own money. One day I will have a house with garage.

>>16408892

You are fucking autistic.

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>>16408892
>hide the cut

anon if someone can make a dup of your key from a picture he deserves to steal your car

>>16408892
why not just crop it out you silly goose?

>>16408904
>>16408909
>being this new

>>16408892
cheers m8, i'd rather cut the house key too.
can take everything else, including the car keys then

>>16408892
i bet you cover your license plate when you drive around town too, huh?

>>16408647
>fca

>carrying a key fob

>>16408892
;^))))

>>16408832
Oh nice I have one of those... for my Sprinter lol

>>16408937
disgusting

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>>16409595

you have an amg sprinter?

>>16408937
lol what is this real?

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>>16409600
Why?

>>16410917
Yes. Mazda RX-8 key.

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porshuhhh isn't mine but i get to use it

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>>16411636
Are you a king? Is that a key to your castle?

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>>16408892
Fag

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>>16414181
Cringe as well

>>16414177

Always carry a little bit of cheese too, for the kids.

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>>16414241

>>16408643
Op said sexy, not autistic.

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>>16414321
Kek that's some tryhard shit. My friend who always has old BMW's bought a fake BMW keyfob that is a lighter.

>>16414216
>>16414279
>>16414336


>more then 1 phone
>newports


dindu nuffin

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>>16414279
>bose

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>>16414181
>they still in the plastic?

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>>16414356
Actually two iPhones but I need one to take a pic of the other.

>>16414390
Too mainstream and not hipster enough, I know.

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>>16414462
>>16414356

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>>16408640
Here's mine

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>>16414580
Those are dank. I wonder if they make blanks like that to fit more modern cars

>>16409354
>I wouldn't drive a Hellcat because of autism

Kys, bus rider.

And then there's this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwoSt5gtOsM

>>16414593
i fucking hated having a key for the door and the ignition
67' Ranger

>>16414598
Bongos. You really dindu nuffin.

>>16414598
i had that exact same butterfly knife when i was a teen. its complete garbage.

>>16414650
Yeah, it's a pain in the ass sometimes. A lot of times I try putting the ignition key in the door locks, and it gets stuck. I drive a '92 Mustang.

>>16414659
broke two keys doing the same thing
i was retarded at 16

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>>16414657
No shit. Why would you buy anything beyond a gas station butterfly knife?

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>>16414216
>>16414279
>>16414336
>>16414598
>>16414696
Jesus dude even when Im' at work I don't have that much shit on me.

>>16414696
>Garlic powder
Lotta vampires where you live?

>>16414696
your wallet makes my left asshole hurt

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>>16414755
>Florida
Yes

>>16414743
4u

>>16414761
>that's what she said
It really isn't too bad. Not quite George Costanza size unless there is a lot of cash in there. But I normally take it out of my pocket on longer drives.

>>16414795
Kek I've got that reciprocating saw in my car too

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>>16414795
but that one makes sense. you bout to go camping somewhere.

>backup lighters
>bb gun for funzies
>fishing pole
>bongos

That pic at least makes sense to me

Ferd keys cost a buck to get a replacement. Acura is a lot more than that

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>>16414843
Fug

>>16414848
Does your truck have separate keys for the ignition and lock or no?