ITT: Post a picture of a car and describe your opinion of the average owner
>mid 20s
>vapes
>shares car memes all day on facebook
>hits on 15 year old girls
>works at a pizza shop
>>16407281
>>hits on 15 year old girls
>>works at a pizza shop
literally nothing wrong with this
>>16407284
Stop
>>16407284
Seems like you've clicked on /o/ instead of /tv/ my friend.
>mid 30's/early 40's
>a little odd
>wanted one because parents probably had one
>at least moderately educated
>mexican
>teenager or early 20's
>talks about how sick their stock d16y8 sounds
>races at every light
>works a blue collar job
>mid 20's to 30's
>pretty redneck
>has 3 other jeeps in disrepair in the backyard halfway covered with tarps
>>16407289
>>16407300
>t. amerifats
lmao
>>16407281
>350z owner
FTFY
>>16407541
not the op but 350Z owner here
when will my garbage v6 chariot end my suffering?
Here I go..
>RCS sticker on window
RCS has I think 4K members, meets can get up into the hundreds average 40-60 for weekly small ones. So I've encountered allot of Subaru owners.. 96% of them are fine. Occasional swagfag shows up but realize that community isn't for them so they leave. A few vape a few smoke allot don't do either. Allot are knowledgeable allot are over 25. Maybe in other places in the US you have it worse but allot of them in WA are alright. I don't see that many meme stereotypical subarus around honestly. At least up here it's overly exaggerated.
>>16407281
why are 350z thought to be so sporty? they are just alright cars
Polack. Thinks coasting in neutral saves fuel. Dieselfag. Has been a shit driver his whole life but thinks he's good. Fish badge on tailgate.
>mid 20s
>Subaru fanboy to an extent but not edgy like a WRX driver
>>16410966
>two door
>coupe
>RWD
>avail in 6 speed
>280HP
>huge aftermarket
Surely you can't be serious
>>16409379
We have two possibilities.
>about 40's
>think it's a "real sports car"
>hit on teenager girls
>try to look fancy, still weirdo
>Loves VW Beetle, says its an icon
Or
>20's scumbag
>order parts from aliexpress
>hangs out steroid biceps out of the window while driving
>cut and tailgate everyone
>black or other ethnic minority
>on welfare or some form of government subsidy
>has a child out of wedlock
>probably a woman working a retail job
>gets her oil changes at jiffy lube
Especially in this color.
>>16408710
To divide or distribute by share or portion
Somebody do mine. I've only ever seen one irl besides mine.
>>16411577
In highschool
Swagfag
Lowkey likes anime
>>16411577
Only one irl? How old are you anon
>>16411595
21. My home town sucks ass. Everyone drives auto econoboxes and crossovers. And I've been to a few car shows too. Its just that all the ones here are old ass muscle cars and new muscles cars and like one super car.
>>16411587
Well I'm glad I don't fit the stereotype
I went to a saab meet and I was the only one who wasn't a middle aged man
All saab enthusiast are middle aged men who are still trying to be hip and young so despite me being the only one under the age of 40 I got along with them all pretty well
They all vape too which I thought was pretty interesting because I thought that was only a youth thing
>>16407316
Fuck you. I only have one Jeep.
>>16411938
Been vaping for a year now and most people who I encounter that vape have used it to quit smoking successfully. It's not as much of a meme as most people think
>>16411573
Lmao
>>16407284
Hello podesta
>>16411577
lets black men have sex with his girlfriend
Do me!
>obviously not my picture
Bronco ii
>>16412223
>cant afford a camera or a cell phone to take picture of his own car.
>>16412126
u gon get deported
What do you think of the 3DS XL?
>>16411587
>swagfag
please, swaggot sounds so much better
Do me faggots
>>16412362
Obvious Nintendo fan.
>>16412394
Faggot
>>16407281
Jeep Liberty? I'm not creative enough for this.
>>16412394
>Usually somewhere in there 30's
>always wears a random t-shirt with cargo shorts,Oakley sunglasses and a camo hat
06 MS6 GT.
Try me
>>16407281
I had a guy in my required English class last spring that drove one of these. Guy always showed up to class 5 minutes late reeking of nicotine and skunk weed and "couldn't afford the textbook"
I've never met anyone else who owns one and i rarely even see other's on the road so idk
Whats the average owner like?
>>16412284
>mid-late 50s, white male
>works blue collar, may have worked white collar at one time and was fired for reasons he tries to hide and pin on the economy
>lives in exurbs
>wife turned into a blimp about 20 years ago
>owns a ruger mini-14 and several revolvers but thinks modern guns are unreliable
>has one or two kids living in the city and one fuckup in the basement
>often thinks of suicide
>>16408710
>allot
>>16407281
Either;
>Coke dealing nig nog
or
>Woman having her midlife crisis.
>mid 20s
>vapes
>shares car memes all day on facebook
>hits on 15 year old girls
>works at a pizza shop
>>16412066
Exactly, for the vast majority of people, vaping is an alternative to smoking—not an edgy meme thing to do
>>16412649
Did you go to a New England meetup last summer?
>>16413749
>Flat brimmed hat
>EDM/trap listener
>For christmas he unwrapped his car from a tree
Legacy 3gen
85
dbl handy jo's
awesome ball sauce
doesnt mind a bit
slurp gargle bonk stab
>>16413757
Yeah I did
>>16407281
My girlfriend has one and does literally none of those things and neither do I. I really don't have a problem with vaping, I just don't do it. But I suppose you retards would rather smoke cigarettes and develop heart disease in your 40's...
>>16413942
aye boy, im the charger.
>>16413970
Ayyy what's good dodger
>>16413749
>Cobb tuning.
>>16414019
I laughed cause that reminded me of my coworker he got a new subaru wrx and put on a cobb exhaust on it so i hear him flooring it after work
>>16408710
Where are you in WA anon? I see tons of riced subies all along 405.
>>16414131
not that guy but a washing/o/n bro here
do we ever have any meetups? I don't know many people into cars around here
>>16414152
Do you mean /o/ meet ups or normal car meets?
>>16408710
A
Lot
>>16414175
/o/ meet ups
>>16414233
I think there have been some in the past, you should make a washingt/o/n thread and ask about it.
>Early 50's
>Is a cuck
>Thinks women shouldn't be allowed to drive
>Doesn't use turn signals and cuts everyone off
>Is literal shit at driving
>>16413749
>>16414019
>Cobb tuning.
true
>mid 20s
true
>vapes
no real cigs
>shares car memes all day on facebook
no
>hits on 15 year old girls
no
>works at a pizza shop
Tow truck
Pretty close though
2/6 not bad
>>16412649
>Wears a cowboy hat
>carries a switchblade in his boots
>Fuck his hot underage cousin
>Believes in the 2nd amendment
>voted for trump
>>16407281
>mid 20s
checks out
>Vape
no
>memes on facebook
try /pol/
>15 yo girls
no commento
>Works at pizza
I eat pizza
2.5/5 not bad
>>16414867
fucking Kek
>Wears a cowboy hat
Never tried one on
>carries a switchblade in his boots
In my pocket, but close enough
>Fuck his hot underage cousin
Implying I have a hot cousin
>Believes in the 2nd amendment
I do, but I'd probably never get a gun myself
>voted for trump
This is correct
What am I like?
do me, same but burgundy :(
stock
>old man
>couldnt afford a 911 when it was new, bought 986 instead at the time
modified
>25-30 yearold
>track
>day
>bro
>wanted something a little nicer than a miata or an MR2
Do this one
>>16414903
>>16414907
>>16414936
ITT: Post a picture of a car and describe your opinion of the average owner
>>16414936
If dubs I never remove tape
faggot
>>16414944
Heh, I dont play by your rules kid
>>16414936
>daddy bought
>Girls first college car
>cant reverse park
>shes a little chubby so she is slutty
>makes out with girls when drunk for attention.
>>16414903
>mid age charismatic alcoholic
>hits on 17 year old
>faps on ToR
>smokes cigars
>makes up stories to impress people.
>always has bad breath
>lanky
>>16414907
>isnt a car person
>knows a merc is a nice car
>keeps up with the neighbors
>cant change own oil.
>>16414149
>dark asian
>pretends to be triad
>smokes pot in empty parking lots with fake friends
>works a dead end job
> 2 DUIs
>wont go to college
>lives of mom and dads nail salon money
>>16414953
I don't think I've ever once seen a girl in an Rx-8. They're more of a "too poor for an rx-7 but I still want a rotary".
Guess what I am like.
Do this one.
>>16414867
>cowboy hat
Nope, don't own one
>switchblade in boots
Never wear boots, and switchblades are for spics
>Fucks his hot underage cousin
No, but there are several legal age cousins I've wanted to and would have fucked
>Believes in the 2nd amendment
I own 13 guns
>Voted for Trump
yep
>>16414960
>mid age charismatic alcoholic
29, don't drink thanks to gut problems, might otherwise.
>hits on 17 year old
Married to a guy three years my senior.
>faps on ToR
I probably vaguely know what you're talking about, but don't recognize the acronym.
>smokes cigars
Asthmatic, would if I could though, always thought they were cool thanks to Columbo.
>makes up stories to impress people.
At worst I embellish, making up entire stories fucks up your ability to lie, as if proven wrong you can't just say you incorrectly recalled the events if you get called out on it.
>always has bad breath
Maybe? I brush twice a day, but I'm lazy about flossing and alcohol, and I don't scrape my tongue.
>lanky
5'11" ~180lbs, broad shouldered with German, Russian, and Polish genes.
>>16414968
>am
>it's decent
>my neighbors suck
>can change oil
0/4 m9
>>16414988
>>16414953
Take it back!
>>16414988
>>16415136
Meant for>>16414983
>mid 20s
>vapes
>shares car memes all day on facebook
>hits on 15 year old girls
>works at a pizza shop
>mid 20s
>vapes
>shares car memes all day on facebook
>hits on 15 year old girls
>works at a pizza shop
>>16414936
>20-25
>vapes, but not on a Subaru level
>wanted an RX-7, but dad would only buy him this
>keeps telling people he's gonna LS swap it
>has no clue his seals are already blown
If we're abandoning the OP, someone do me.
>22
>Supreme gentleman
>>16407319
this
15 is legal in the civilised world.
i don't know why the fuck burgers would be proud of the government restricting their ability to tap tight young pussy, don't you guys love your freedom and guns?
inb4 pedo, a teenager is not a fucking child (except in your country where people can't educate themselves as to the definition)
>>16413773
>mother of three
>mid 30s, early 40s nancy milf with mid 20s boyfriend
>both smoke and drink heavily
>automatic
>>16415162
My neighbour owns the mspec model.
>Thinks its an m3 because its the best 318 ti you can get
>18 and works at subway
>havent seen him vape but hes a swaggot anyway
>not a car guy bought it as a budget status symbol
>probably
>>16415270
Also fat and thinks stance looks good
>gts-t
Out of curiosity, can someone do my car? Thanks in advance
>Young White Male
>Early-Mid 20s
>Works at Pizza Shop or Auto Parts store
>Probably plays alot of video games
>Does not hit on girls because they are mean
>Probably has few friends
>>16407281
Bit of a different one
>>16407284
T. Scumbag mobile owner
>Male in his mid 20's with daddy's money
>works the lowest job at daddy's company
>latent homosexual
>literally no friends
:^)
>>16412223
>driving a car that is a rip off of a rip off
Americans...
>>16415781
>>16407319
>t. pedophile
>>16416110
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.
Do me next! They are both mine
>>16407313
for most thats a nail on the head
I own one xd but not a shit about it
>>16416281
>shitty farmer Dagumi
>grow rice instead of make tofu
>learn to drive smooth because you don't want to spill Jap moonshine in hachiroku
>drift to win land to expand rice farm
>>16416281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>16415905
Time to pack up and buy another car
>>16414903
>Male late 40's
>porn mustache
>collection of vintage 70's porn mags
>wood panel bedroom with shag rug
>smells like expensive cologne
>maybe owns a boat?
>plays bass in local failing alt rock band
>hasn't oil changed in years
>has to hot wire to start it
>doesn't lock it because who would be dumb enough to steal this?
>only has 130k but runs like it has 400k
>girlfriend pays for everything
>chainsmokes like it's still the 90's
Y'all mine if I wile out?
>do me
>hates cars and laments needing to own one
>Obama 08 sticker on back bumper
>goes to Starbucks and hits on baristas
>says he's working on a screenplay
>argues with family members on Facebook about any and everything
>Arab woman
>8 kids in back
>none are buckled in or seated
>missing or smashed out tail light
>lane changes without signaling
>drives 20mph under the speed limit
>purple window tint
>full burka
>driving on mini doughnut tire with no intention of getting it changed
>>16411335
Both accurate.
>>16414903
Pic related
>>16414983
Not going to lie, now that I think about it I'v only ever seen women driving RX-8s
>>16416540
>doesn't pay taxes
>on government wellfare
>black male aged 16 - 38
>blown out rear suspension back of car drags on ground
>exhaust pipe gone
>very loud very sexually explicit rap blares at full volume
>smell of weed emanates from the car
>leaves car running while getting a 40oz from liquor store
>works at the airport
>has 4 non working xbox360s at the crib
>aspiring rapper with weak ass lyrics
That's mine.
>>16412707
accurate
>tfw im the fuckup in the basement
>>16414996
>is my mom
or
>is a guy in late 20s
>likes streetwear and /fa/
>is a bossy asshole even though he isnt the boss of me
>fuck you isaac you fucking cunt
>>16413758
>For christmas he unwrapped his car from a tree
kek
>>16416573
there was a black in highschool that drove one of these, no exhaust, chipping black paint, fired from like 5 different jobs for being nig, and every day it wouldnt start. he would crank it for 10-20 mins before it would start every day and I would watch him and lmao
Can someone do mí cah m8's?
>>16416580
>cuck
>drives wife's son to school in Audi cuckmobile
>makes sure to pick up kfc and malt liquor for Tyrone after work
>gently masturbates to the sound of Tyrone fucking his wife
>female
>35 to 58 years old
>it's always an automatic and all services and repairs are done by the dealer
>owner is a single mom or has a cucked husband
>she works in marketing/advertising or has a sideline jewelry business that doesn't do very well but it's okay because her husband is a semi-succesful middle manager
>her son will grow up to vape and her daughter will go into architecture in her first year of college before getting fucked by 5+ dudes in year one and switching to sociology
>her husband uses it occasionally to fetch his wife's son from soccer
Can someone do me?
>>16418863
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>>16411577
>>16409379
>17-20 year old
>faggot who can't read
>has a shit taste and drives a shit car
>should kill themself
>>16407313
This
I know this one Rican that had one. He said there was stuff done to it but wouldn't tell me what. Pop the hood, there ain't shit done. Stock exhaust the whole nine yards.
>>16418977
>hates fun
>rides a bus
>giant vagina and permanent wet blanket in real life
>>16414823
Don't forget
>goes to C&C
>tries to do a sikkk burnout leaving because BAH GAWD HE SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THIS CAR AND THAT MEANS HE'S A RACECAR DRIVER NOW
>hits a small tree not even out of the parking lot yet
>totals the fucking thing by bending the frame so bad the door on the opposite side won't shut properly anymore
>>16420557
>Tree 1
>Snek 0
>>16407281
Alright fags do me.
Originalo
>>16420614
>18-25 year old smug college kid
>always floors it out of every red light and stop sign
>talks about the safety features of the car like every other autistic volvo owner
>wears skinny/slim jeans
>has an undercut or newest "modern" haircut
>vapes or smokes cigarettes.
>never maintains the car properly
OR
>30-45 year old mid-tier office worker
>is secretly an alcoholic and carries a flask inside the glove box.
>likes a comfy ride
>has a nagging wife and kids he hates
>nearly borderline obese or really fit.
>>16415781
Says the virgin
>>16418977
so brave!