Are porsches gay? genuinely asking

>>16396129

Caymans and Boxters are.

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>>16396129
drive one, even a shitty boxster, 944, or if you can a 911, It'll change your mind.

>>16396136

Miata's and mopeds are fun to drive too, doesn't make them not gay.

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>>16396135
t. benchracer whos never driven a cayman or boxster

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>>16396146
What car do you drive? Let's see your not gay car?

Or are you the same faggot from the Miata thread that is a bus rider?

>>16396151

t. Can't afford a real Porsche

Boxsters are extremely gay especially the 996 years

all the front engined ones are lame as fuck but not gay since theyre so ugly

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>>16396163
t. Can't afford a car.

>>16396175
hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

If you think a car can be gay that means you have serious confidence issues with your sexuality and are probably gay.

>>16396129
No, but you might be

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This is now a Porsche Picture thread

>>16396172
you have shit taste.

>>16396185
this.

>>16396185
if it looks gay then its gay Boxsters and Caymans look it

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>>16396201
mate you sound like you are underage.

Post your car.

>>16396201
You just proved my point. A real man absolutely confident in his heterosexuality won't pay attention to the "gayness" of a car, because he's a real man and makes the car manly. You are insecure and should suck a few dicks it will be a revelation for you.

>>16396129
eh kind off, but who cares

>>16396216
wew

autsie spergalong is itt too

>>16396220
this is the most projection and fallacy laced post Ive seen in a while

good job

you cant make a faggy car look manly just like how you cant make your post look any less in the closet

>>16396129
cars don't have sexualities idiot

>>16396220

You can't make a chick car look hetero even if you're the manliest man around.

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LMAO OP is this same faggot that made this thread

>>16392932

dude doesnt have a car so he makes threads hating on other cars.

Anyways Ill be spamming this thread with Porsches

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>>16396241
made me think

>>16396129
it's just you

and this guy >>16396135

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>>16396193

>>16396375

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Just remember, when you tell everybody at work you drive a Boxter or Cayman, they're laughing with you not at you ;)

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It's weird, 3 years of owning this car and I don't have the slightest urge to suck dick

>>16396383
This reads exactly like it was typed by a 16 year old with a 20 year old Civic who constantly goes nuclear and screams "HATERZ GTFO" when confronted on his retardation

>>16396400
you look like your a flamboyant guy named Blake who talks with a heavy lisp tho

>>16396405

Whatever. At least I don't need a bottom of the line "German Sports Car" to compensate.

>>16396405
are you dump or simple a retard?

>>16396129

tbqh, Porsche is a poser vehicle for people who can't afford a Ferrari or Lamborghini or McLaren etc.

>>16396400
Alright, I'll be that one faggot. How are the running costs on these?

>>16396427

This.

>>16396427
By that logic a Boogawtee Gayron should be the best car ever

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>>16396429
Maybe about $1000-$1500 per year if you do all of the preventative maintenance and repairs yourself

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>>16396151
Boxster
>Boxster
>>Boxster

Don't the give you a gucci handbag if you buy one?
The Boxster is the cute small porsche you buy your wifey if you don't want her to run over people in an old cayenne

>>16396448
>women
>driving a low slung 2 seater mid engine sports car
You're thinking of the Macan

>>16396448
are you dump or simple a retard?

>>16396446

Hahhaha LMFAO. This whole picture shouts "I REGRET BUYING THIS SHIT"

>>16396457

Fuck no. I see more men driving miata's than I do shitty Porsche's. They're definitely girlier than a Miata hands down. I usually only see 50+ year old guys driving Miata's, and Linda's driving Cayman's and Boxter's.

>>16396466
Yeah I regret it every day

Should have gotten a bus pass instead, at least that way I won't have to maintain the bus

>>16396477
Sure you do buddy, sure you do

>>16396457
the only people I see driving Boxsters are 50+ year old women

Ive yet to see a man drive one in person

>>16396486
>>16396477
You can't just assume one's gener from the bus window

IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>16396500
I dont care if you have a dick or not if you look like a girl Imma call you one and treat you like one until you correct me

theres only 2 genders, ones I will fuck and ones I will fuck after convincing myself to do it

>>16396383
>t. busrider
every real Porsche expert knows the Cayman platform is better than the 911 platform and it's only kept down because muh 911.

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>>16396424
>are you dump or simple a retard?

>>16396597

So driving a Cruze makes me a Corvette expert? Camaro's are better than Corvette's because muh numbers? Did you read that in a Cayman brochure at the Porsche dealership while waiting for your bi-weekly servicing?

>>16396230
>wew

>autsie spergalong is itt too

still not posting car lmao

>>16396161
>defending a brand this much
Wow, a cocksucker

>>16396694
So you are a bus rider

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>>16396500

>>16396707
> le bus rider XDDD

Defending any brand is retarded.

>>16396717
The only retarded thing I've done is replying to your bait

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>>16396719

>>16396135
>300hp roadster 0-60 in 4 secs is gay

teslas and other reddit cars are gay. KYS

>>16396383
>thinking all the plebs rolling in their family Suburban/10-year old honda/rusted 1500 are going to laugh at a guy driving a Porsche.

not even clapped out 944's trigger this response.