You're driving through an undercover carpark and these alphas

smoke they ass

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>>16394574
>alpha
Lolnope

>>16394598
1990 Fedoramobile brougham

Slowly cruise away in my Surburban as I hear the distant whine of an FA20 off in the distance trying to catch me.

>>16394598
>"yo nice whip, gramps! Hahahaha"

>>16394611
>meanwhile horny bitches pour out of the car
"you will soon be calling me daddy after I pick up your mother

>>16394625
>"more like granddaddy, faggot! Hahahaha"

>>16394574
It's like the Rotary Brothers retarded cousins.

>>16394574
Begin to drive away, then pop it to neutral and let my (almost) straight-piped LS1 do the talking.

>>16394574
Ignore them, keep driving, try not to get T-boned by someone on their phone

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>>16394660

"Congratulations, you played yourself and still lost"

>>16394574
Tell them to poo in a loo

>>16394574
Put on the gayest music I can find, turn my shitty stereo up to max, and mime a blowjob while making direct eye contact as I roll past.
Watch them squirm uncomfortably.

>>16394574

>stop Challenger in front of them
>brakestand until they die of rubber inhalation and ruptured ear drums

>>16394574
Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.

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>>16394574
Offer them bro jobs of course. Choo Choo! Bro jobs!

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>>16394574
pic related

>>16394574
Ignore them and their poo out of the loo smell.

>>16394574
Wonder if I've been caught in some sort of time loops because I keep driving past these faggots in the exact same pose like every other day.

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SORRY
>brap brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrr brap
I CAN'T
>brrrrrr brrap brap brrrrr
HEAR
>brrrrrrr BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAA PSCHEW
YOU

>>16394603
To be honest I don't think I can imagine a fedora driving a Caddy like that.

Maybe a high test black guy but no fedora.

>>16394574
Keep driving, so they can be alone & get their gay on with each other.

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>>16395625
>Select D for maximum respect

Demanding respect for driving automatic is the same as showing of how good you can jerk yourself off.

>>16396397
Stayed through the summer, eh?

>>16396397
I can jerk myself off in ways that would make your jaw drop boy.

>>16394574
Ask if they want a threesome

>>16396443
Post pics

>>16396397
its a fucking meme you dip

>>16395576
Miata fag detected

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Pull up in my actually good car.

>>16397839
More like a leased tC, I bet that's Inu

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>>16394574

Take a picture with them ^_^

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>>16394574
>implying

>>16397849
They wouldnt even see the car through the vapecloud.

>>16397849
The same car with a body kit and ricer wing?

oh what a perfect thread

yeah this actually happened to me

>finally nice enough outside to wash car
>take my honda fit to the local car wash for a clean and vaccum
>all shiny. looks real nice
>happily vacuuming my grocery getter while some jackoff parks near me
>acura some shit. looks all sporty
>he looks me in the eye and revs his engine a few times
>i continue vaccumming loling a little
>he steps outside. like. half a foot shorter than me
>wont make eye contact with me outside of his car
>i continue vaccuming
>his 6/10 skinny bitch hops in the driver seat
>you know. those over tanned super slim bimbos that look like theyre 12
>she revs the car a little
>im just about done vacumming my lovely lawnmower
>hop in and look at him one more time
>he looks super salty. revs his car some more
>i drive off going 0-30 in like 10 seconds

is it alpha to be constantly trying to impress people? i must be beta as fuck

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>>16398228
It's insecurity breh, Toyota 86 fuccbois are notorious for it. It's extremely satisfying to own a faster car than them. Pic related happened a few days ago

I do zero to 60 in less than 7 seconds and drive away

>>16395732
You can't hear them over the sounds of your Apex seals needing replacing?

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Race them and win.