don't fuck with me or this will happen to your car

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>>16378251
Wow what a tough guy, damaging property like a giant pussy instead of confronting the person.

Enjoy being a beta cuck faggot the rest of your life. The car's owner will get his car fixed by insurance and will go on about their life.

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>>16378251

Pussy. Wanna be a tough guy then confront the bastard who carved you up in traffic like a Christmas turkey and slap his teeth out rather than be a big girl's blouse and do something that can be easily fixed on insurance or even a few 100 pounds.

Go away before I key your face

>>16378251
Heh, that's jilted ex gf tier
What a huge faggot

Good thing its just a Ford
The scratch probably made it more valuable

>>16378251
Kek, OP, that's how girls deal with things.

Are you a girl or an effeminate faggot?

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OP please

>>16378775
It's "relic'd" now :^)

>>16378251
t. numale

>>16378251
why would i give a shit? its just a gray car

>>16378251
I'll fucking shoot you

>>16378251
>don't fuck me or this will happen

okay, crazy ex-girlfriend

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>>16378251
Sure you did faggot senpai

>don't fuck with me or I'll let you know I have a vagina
ok

>>16379006

stop making threats

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Don't be idiot anon. This applies to everyone, not just op.

>7 yo
>moved to new town
>became bf with "brian" and "emma" at my floor
>ff 17 years
>briand died
>his dad killed himself
>his mother and emma are on edge
>brians mafia uncle comes to make sure his sister doesnt kill herself
>gave me car to get and pick up groceries
>gave emma ride to uni at same time
>brought car back and got confronted by her bf who spied on her
>punched him and went home
>went out latter that night to find him being beaten up by 2 dudes after he was caught keying car he thought was mine
>5 broken ribs
>both hands broken, one in 2 places other in 3
>told cops he fell from garage

>mfw if they didnt catch him id be in his place
>mfw frucking brian managed to make me shit brich one more time

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no problem!

>not slashing tires
>not egging the interior if you can

>>16378251
I have only ever done this one time and even I felt like a cunt doing it.
>A brand new x-trail doesn't zipper pattern to merge at a bridge and just sits next to me
>up the ass of the car in front of him.
>I try and force the gap between them because I have a car behind me too
>cunt just slowly veers into me and starts pushing my laser gl off the road
>breaks my mirror
>car behind me realises what's up and let's me fall back in time not to fall of the road and roll down a 4m embankment.
>fucking pissed off now
>follow the cunt for fifteen minutes to confront him
>he steps out of the car
>he's old, probably late fifties to sixty, walks with slight limp and his feeble looking wife is with him
>confront him about it but he just acts like an aloof cunt and goes into the shopping centre as I ask what he's going to do about the damage to my car
>tempted to knock the cunt out but I can't bring myself to hit a senior, especially infront of his wife.
>he walks away with his nose up in the air
>raging as I walk back past his car in the lot and I drag my key HARD down the side of his goldish colored x-trail
>it's deep and it shows
>drive away feeling like a cunt
>take solice in the fact that he would be on pension and that my taxes pay for him to afford that shit in the first place.

>>16379906
I wouldn't feel bad, we need to have driving tests every 10 years, not just when you're found to be the fault of 5 accidents. A lot of the time for boomers, the last time they took their driving test was the 60s. almost every state, when you renew your license, it's just a joke eye test to make sure you haven't gone blind. Also you can be completely blind in one eye and as long as you use that one, they won't ask.

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>>16378251
KYS

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get aids

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>>16378251

>>16378251
>image.jpg

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I just saw this shit this morning, 3 wheels slashed, pink spray paint, keying and broken rear glass. Someone must have cheated last night

>just a line

when I key cars I usually draw hashes to make it harder to buff out, or a bunch of cumming dicks pointed at the driver's window

>>16380554
what kind of life do you lead, to have developed regular practices for something like this?

>>16380774
not him but vandalism is good for getting frustrations out

you get your own flair eventually

>implying you'd even be able to find your shitty little key scratch on the smorgasbord of dings, dents and rust-holes that is my shitbox

>>16380513
Who cares it's a fucking Do-

Oh, an SRT8. Jesus. What kind of sick fuck

>>16380786
>you get your own flair eventually
Faggots usually develop flair

I guess I'd damage inanimate objects too if I was a weak cunt with an axe wound between my legs.

>>16380823
its funny how triggered you guys get over a little vandalism every time it gets brought up

>>16378251
dont fuck with me or my car and you wont be 6 feet under...

>>16380829
Just pointing out how much of a pussy you are to not confront the person, because their things can't fight back.

>>16380868
Which is what makes things great targets for personal vengeance.

I'm not looking for confrontation, just a little paybackbto make your day a little more sucky, as you made mine.

Your precious laptop is next...

>>16380868
but the point isnt to confront the person

its to give them an inconvenience

>>16380873
>I'm not looking for confrontation
>>16380876
>but the point isnt to confront the person

Because you're both cowards. If someone inconveniences you, fucking say something to them instead of
>oh teehee I keyed your car and you'll never know it was me teehee

>>16380932
>Hey anon, I followed you into your place of work because you cut me off 20 miles ago, 40 minutes ago. Just wanted to say that you're a jerk!

No. If I'm gonna take that much time out of my day, your shitbox is just gonna get keyed. I don't have time for all that talk.

>>16380932
yeah nah

less coward more confrontation is a waste of time

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>>16378251
you'll put a hat on my car?

>>16380940
If you're so mad that you fucking follow someone 40 minutes out of your way you'd better be fighting them.

>>16380958
So is vandalism. But hey, if being a coward floats your boat then go right ahead. You're still a massive bleeding pussy though.

>>16381006
nah

its not a waste of time it does what you want easily and quickly

>>16381043
Being a pussy usually is the quickest and easiest way

>>16380513
Now it's a Dod e.

lmao nucucks mad as fuck, based OP

>>16382799
>I <3 Haters lolumadbro
I want underage newfags out

>>16380873
>Your precious laptop is next...
JC Denton pls, your gooey made in Visual Basic will do nothing to my seven proxies and Norton AV.