Real Drivers Cars, reall nigga hours

>just got in fight with the BF
>im fucking pissed off
>just finished yelling
>going 80 in a 35
>see a cop sitting in a driveway
>floor it (in city center)
>100mph
>right turn
>left turn
>right turn
>left turn
>lost him
>boyfriend is now crying because of how fast and crazy im driving
>im beyond pissed
>just want to go home
>5 min later
>still going 80
>see a cop activly pulling someone over writing a ticket
>WOT FUCK YOU FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER
>lose him in a near instant due to him being outside of his car
>arrive home and pull into garage
>no one saw


true story

>>16376068
>speeding for fun by my parents house
>going ~70 in a 2 lane with the other 2 lanes going the other way
>instant radar hits
>KA
>its legit
>few seconds later see the cop coming at me already slowing down
>i WOT the second i got the hit
>he is trying to turn around in moderate traffic
>im going AT LEAST 80
>floor it right by that fucker
>as im flying i see some kids on the sidewalk
>give them some WOT as i pass
>turn right down my twisty roads
>cop never stood a chance
>arrive home park car
>go inside and take a nap


true story

>>16376077
>really really drunk one night
>i really want to buy some weed
>WOT to my dealers house
>on the way i see a cop sitting in the exit of a wendys
>already going 80 in a 35 because fuck you
>cop turns on his lights as i pass him
>WOT
>left
>right
>left
>right
>left
>no longer see cop
>park on sidestreet for 5 min
>continue driving to dealers house
>pick up weed and get home without seeing another cop

true story

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>2007 335i 6mt
>jb4
>snow meth injection
>unkown coilovers(came with car)
>continental all seasons
>400ish whp
>>16376068
>you gay nigga?
>>16376039
>putting that much money into a base model
ehh i could understand if it was a lighter 318ti, did you inherit the car or something?

>>16376092
>speeding on my twisty park roads
>single lane going each way
>doing at least 85
>its a 35-25-35
>i know these streets like a ralley driver
>get a radar hit
>KA
>no fucking shit its legit
>WOT the second i hear the hit
>see cop coming at me in the other lane
>DO NOT LIFT
>i see him slow to a stop
>in my rearview i see him attempt a failed u turn
>im so fucking gone its a joke
>fly to my house
>pull in garage
>door down


true story

>>16376100
>driving with friends on park roads
>we are flying nonstop
>so much fucking fun
>we come to the quarter mile straight
>my hawk eyed friend yells COP
>i cant see him yet
>WOT
>towards the end of the straight i see the fuckers car
>HE ACTUALLY WALKS INTO THE CENTER OF THE STREET AND PUTS HIS HAND UP
>he makes a stop motion with his hand
>i remember going at least 90-100
>i make eye contact with him through my window as my car drives under his outstreched arm
>if you do dumb shit like that u better be ready to lose that shit
>PEW right by him
>im coming up on 2 cars in my lane and i see a car in the oncoming lane
>i shoot the gap
>WOT
>so close i almost head on the other car
>cop definitly got stuck behind those idiots
>friend hears them call me in on the radio
>we divert to a town without direct radio com
>go to steak and shake and eat
>stop at walmart and loiter around
>head home

true story

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>>16376068
>>16376077
>>16376092
>>16376100
>>16376114
>WOT
>true story
>left
>right
My fucking sides

>2017 F-Pace
>trap ultimate sleepovers
>tuner tunesports tune
>craigslist boyfriend
>Back seats, spare, wife and her son removed
>engine replaced with LS17
>cherokee maxipads

true story

>>16376039

>hurr durr no econoboxes
>318i

Top kek, nigger. You're driving a shitbox with a fancy badge, a repmobile as some call it, so STFU.

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>>16376039

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>>16376039
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>driving family to relatives for holidays
>doing 100 in 70
>father says i should slow down because i couldn't afford a fine
>slow down

15 GTI it's nice