Random driving feels thread? Random driving feels thread. >tfw

>>16373847
I think one of my favorite little stoplight races was a few years ago when some riced out Civic pulled up next to a boomer in a Crossfire SRT6 and the boomer just smoked the Civic so fucking bad.

That feel when some pizza-delivery import driver throws a rev that sounds like a fart in a tin can, but I don't rev back because I'm not a pencil-dicked faggot.

>>16373847
kys

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>>16373916
>tfw some fag ricer or dude on a crotch rocket revs his shitbox at a stoplight
>not sure if he's tryin to show off or just keep his poorly tuned POS from stalling
>I rev my 12.7L Straight 6 Turbo Diesel back at him and glare
>he just looks confused

Best feeling is probably when I'm driving one with no trailer. They are daycabs so they don't have all the extra weight from the sleepers. I will be merging onto the highway and of course nobody wants to be behind the truck so they try and pass me but then I slide into 10th gear and pull from 45mph to 70mph in like a second flat and cut them off.

>>16374023
>>tfw some fag ricer or dude on a crotch rocket revs his shitbox at a stoplight
are you talking about a car or a bike

>>16374029
yes

>>16373916
>the feel when im probably that delivery driver.

>tfw doing something stupid in front of another driver
>take the first turn to get away

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>tfw stall in front of high school girls
Don't look at me!

>>16374639
>tfw stall in front of high school girls
>overrevving the engine and letting go of the clutch too slowly
>sweet sweet smell of burnt clutch fills the parking area and everyone turns their heads

I'll just quit school

>>16374639
>tfw spooling that glorious turbo past a HS and seeing everyone turn around and look

>>16373856
Did you really expect the civic to to come close?

>driving truck with 8v92 with straight pipes
>hit the jake near a group of people
>a couple of them jump, one of them screams

>>16375005
... in disgust

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>25mph limit
>doing 30mph and still have assholes up my ass
>oh, sorry, guess I'll have to follow the law all of a sudden

>christmas morning
>have to wake up at 4:30am to work 6am
>start up my shitbox
>nice morning, 55F in south carolina
>notice in the first few minutes theres nobody on the roads at all
>going 110+ on the highway
>wide open after every turn, usually reaching 90ish on smaller straights
>make it to work all smiles and let the night shift go home early to be with their families

Felt good today. One of the rare days I can do stuff like that. Thanks you good baby jesus lyin' in a manger.

>>16375290
If you didn't live in a Capitlist shithole, no one would have to work on the holidays

>>16375310
Does your country have no police or emergency response on holidays?

You sure you're not in the real shithole?

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>tfw blowing the doors off a 900hp Corvette in my EG hatch with a few simple mods

>>16375005
Yeah they're wonder what's making that faggy sound or if they realized it's a car they're wondering how much of a loser someone is blow up their ebay turbo in front of a highschool

>>16375328
Not to say there aren't exceptions, but I hear commercials on the radio, like one for Walgreens right now that boasts that they're open on Christmas, when really they should be shamed for putting their workers between a rock and a hard place.

>>16375310
If you didn't live in a communist shithole you would actually have holidays.

>>16375349
You are now aware most places will pay double or triple overtime for big holidays like Christmas

>>16375349
They get double pay bare minimum. Don't be sorry for them when they probably aren't sorry for themselves. I've signed up to work Holidays for that sweet $34/hour

>>16375359
No, no, no, no, no.

>>16375391
Yes they do are you retarded?

>the evil capitalism narrative is failing!
>better just say no a lot and pray they believe me!

>>16375339
Let me guess, you've got 348 front wheel HP?

>>16375391
1.5x is common down here in texas for hourly workers

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>>16373847
>people think 335i is slow because no M badge
>tool 17 y/o talking shit with his friends packed in his dads(or moms)e46 m3 vert
>walk him effortlessly butthurt follows
>says it doesnt count because "i added a turbo"
>race again and he nearly hits a crossover
>goes full retard and hektik skidz all over the place, wild crown vic appears and tails kid
>discolights.jpg

>>16376266
How could someone driving an M3 not know anything about a 335i

>>16375391
Not in Murrica but here it's by law that you get paid to work 1.5x on holidays. When I was a grocery store working faggot a lot of the people working holidays volunteer because their families would do Christmas dinner on another day so they'd get to see their families then make a half decent cheque that month for holiday work.

>>16377092
they only see the badge.

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>>16373916

>tfw when I rev back I might as well burn rubber.

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>>16374023
>they try and pass me but then I slide into 10th gear and pull from 45mph to 70mph in like a second flat and cut them off

This is my fetish.

>>16373856
That wasn't your race.

>>16377696
That wasn't your car.

>>16377699
It was never your car.

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>stuck behind some slow fuck with a caravan and some jap shitbox with a fart cannon and meme stickers
>long straight appears
>could already hear shitbox but now he's trying to give it all he can
>he goes flat to the floor and i hear a loud bang
>huge cloud of smoke blasts out of the fart cannon and a smoke trail continues as his little shitbox struggles past the caravan
>later on in a town
>see little shitbox with hazards on outside a petrol station
>lower the window, rev my engine a bit so he looks over and i just give him a smug grin

>>16377707
AY Lmao

Reminds me of this story
>toyobaru pulls up next to me at lights
>merging onto freeway (3-400 metre straight stretch of road)
>fart cannons
>windows down, hot girl next to him
>starts lightly revving at lights
>start smirking because this is too funny to be true
>seems to frustrate him and he starts revving louder and inching more and more forward
>his girl seems embarrassed
>lights go green
>he guns it
>give him a two car length advantage
>punch it, spool dat turbo
>pull on him and overtake like there's no tomorrow
He learned the hard way. The GT Liberty looks like a normal Liberty from the back and the bonnet scoop is pretty subtle. Probably thought it was NA

>>16374029
This >>16374047
They are both often poorly tuned by fags who think they are fast and struggle to idle properly.

>>16375019
No. The SRT is basically an AMG. But the Civic driver thought he had a chance, and that was the funny part.

>>16377696
I did smoke a lot of Civics with fartcans when I had my Explorer. I just don't understand how people think those cars are fast.

>>16375391
I got 16 hours of PTO plus time and a half for working the day before and the day after the holidays.

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>driving on highway at night in summer
>Heat lighting strikes up ahead, sky is a dark purple-gray
>Headlights from car behind me illuminate interior of my car with a soft yellow light
>Windows are cracked, I can smell rain
>The road is smooth and black, they're mixing old tires in with the asphalt to give it more grip keep it quiet
>It's just me and the car
>My mind is perfectly clear and I know I'm in control of my own fate in this moment
>Thunder rumbles to my left

>>16373847
>tfw you wreck everyone because your in your powerband all the time.

>cruising around in the early AM
>roads are empty
>got my rust bucket 01 CE Lancer
>listening to some retro
>have all round good time with a car i love
or better
>drive through the mountains curvy roads
>enter farmland
>more open, rough and better view of any traffic
>long straights, twist and awesome views all round
>occasionally see the local car club having a vintage cruise

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Today when I was driving home I hit an animal.
I was doing maybe 25 mph because speed cam, about to make a turn when out of nowhere something jump in front of my car. I kind of panicked and countered, so it just nicked my bumper. I have no idea what it was, a cat, a dog or a racoon, who the fuck knows. It probably ran off afterwards because I stopped to see what the hell happened, and it was nowhere to be seen. The road was fucking dark as shit, no lights whatsoever. I just hope that little fuck is ok, I've felf guilty since I came home an hour ago ;_; Also broke my fucking bumper, but luckily there was no blood so i guess its alright.

>ride shitbox in rainy weather
>someone starts tailgating me
>liftoff-oversteer a few times
>they stop tailgaiting

>>16377935
I think you will find that civics come in many trim levels. "Honda with vtec" could mean anything from a 70hp single cam non-vtec LHD shitbox to a 217hp type r that weighs just over a tonne and has a better power to weight ratio than a v8 vf commodore

>>16374258
This happened to me today. I took a 20 minute detour to get away from somebody I pissed off unintentionally.

Sometimes the only saving grace is that you won't see these people again and you get to start anew each time.

>>16373847
>someone has been tailgating me in a 50 zone
>am first at next lights with him behind
>intentionally fuck up the 1st - 2nd shift so I lose all momentum and make him come to a near stop in the middle of the intersection
>it was just an accident bro

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>>16378902
>stitchthatshit.png

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>>16379142
I did yo
I just feel shitty about hitting the animal

>>16377707
>>16377853
glorious

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>wake up
>get in car
>it doesn't break down

essentially my daily hopes and dreams

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>>16373847
>tfw car isn't fast

>>16375349
I worked captioning phone calls for the deaf for a while. I pulled double pay AND I helped people communicate with their families on Christmas day. Yup, having the holiday off would have been better.

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>>16373847
>ywn see your qt girlfriend asleep in the passenger seat.

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>>16373847
>driving home late last night
>coming back on PCH
>no radio, just man and machine
>no one else on the road
>can see storm on the horizon
>race stormclouds back home
>make it home just as the first drops begin to fall
Sounds kinda mundane now, but I felt like a legend atm.

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>>16381635
Pretty much.

>>16382772
It's always so much more epic in person, right?

>>16375391
I got double time plus christmas bonus, earned something like 300 dollars on Christmas

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>leave really early in the morning on my old renault 19, driving back from visiting my parents
>know my gf is waiting for me at our place, 500km away
>haven't seen her in a while and super excited
>watch the sun rise over a lake and then the sea, illuminating an empty highway
>a little later on hit a mountainous section of the road
>fog
>this comes up on the stereo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPVBrRd9wCo

Dem feels

>>16383061
Some opposite feels
>break up with first ever gf
>'We don't talk any more' song gets released
>anxiety starts recurring for the next two months every time I think about her

Cruising around endlessly was the only thing that kept me sane

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>>16383089
>Cruising around endlessly was the only thing that kept me sane

I feel you. I did the same thing after a bad breakup a few years ago, and back then the only thing I could afford to maintain was a 110cc semi-auto scooter.
I even road-tripped that thing. Made me appreciate the world and myself a little more each time.

>>16383121
Dem feels anon, you're right. It helps you get your focus off what happened and remain in the moment.

Tfw you drive a diesel, and a p plater in a commodore beside revs you and you best it.

>>16383173
>p plate commodore / XR6's

My favourite victims. Usually cocky bogans and wogs behind the wheel, it's always good to knock their ego down a peg or two.

>>16375254
>doing less than 60 on a 25 zone

How do I know you live in [[[[[freedumland]]]]]?

>>16374085
Tfw I'm also a delivery driver and basicly everyone I work with is a dickhead/hoon

>>16383509
Random Driving Feels: Christ, I Suck Edition
Stalled out THREE times trying to do a simple hill start in a multistorey, then completely failed to help a woman at a petrol station with opening her bonnet.
I'm genuinely ashamed.

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>>16381641
>tfw too stupid to learn anything about fixing/modifying cars
to compensate i've gotten into detailing but I still feel empty inside. I couldn't do anything even if I knew anything (automatic honda fit)

also this
>>16381641