You come to a stop sign, This guy pulls up behind you

>>16365159
let him by so he doesnt crash into me eventually

shrug and move on with life

>>16365159
Shift into reverse, laugh as he freaks out

>>16365167
Insurance fraud the post.

Turn 360 degrees and drive away

Drive as slow as possible while taking up as much of the road as possible

>>16365179
Why wouldn't you just drive straight

>>16365175
Bad reading comprehension the post

Put hazards on, wait until he starts to go around, then take off.

>>16365194
Cuz I'm gay

>>16365159
Stay there until he calms the fuck down.

If he gets out and approaches, I lock the doors and call the police.

>>16365199
this

>>16365159

Step out and press my 'gentleman sausage' against his driver's side front window.

pull over and start weeping cuz im a pussy benz driver with a pos c63

>>16365159
>bimmers gunna bim
>let off the gas and slowly bleed off speed
>love every lel and keep driving, maybe give him a friendly wave

>>16365194
He's obviously doing a burnout, dummy

>>16365622
Fuck. Skimmed over the stopsign bit.
>see a bimmer bimming
>don't give a fuck and wait until it's legal and safe for me to move

Drive as I normally would, just slower.
Let him by and on his way

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>>16365159
This is the season of giving...and giving is gas.

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>M3 E92
He's actually less likely to behave like a fucking retard. Probably calm and collected like a driver should be.

>325i or a FUCING X1/X3/X5
May simply run into the back of me.
Or pull off into the ditch just so he can pass everyone at the red light.
Lots of jittery movements. Stupid sunglasses on at all times.

>>16365175
Shift into reverse, not start reversing, moron

>>16365629
Wouldn't that be a donut, not a burnout?