What is the least appropriate car to arrive at a funeral in?

Ice cream truck?

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Deliver the casket and dig the grave with the same vehicle!

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fag bug?

>>16355935
if the person died in a car accident, the car that they died in

>>16355935
Fart cannoned bugeye STi.

Dragula

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This shit

It depends on who's dying. Might as well all these cars be appropriate.

>>16355987

I've seen H2 and Excursion Limo's at funerals before. It's not that uncommon.

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>>16355935

Hearse?

The dead guy's car

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including the smokey entrance of course

>>16356119
DING DING DING

WINRARRRRR

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>funeral in progress
>everyone mourning the loss of a loved one
>suddenly screeching tires heard in distance
>the sounds of rev matches getting closer
>the sound of muffled eurobeat approaching at an alarmingly fast pace
>IM BURNING UP FOR YOU
>IM BUUUURNING UP FOR YOU
>small hatchback comes barreling down the narrow wooded road
>I BURN EVERY TIME THAT IM CLOSE TO YOU
>VRRRMMM
>drifts into cemetery, tires screeching
>going at least 80 km/h down cemetery paths
>comes to a stop, headlights retract down, eurobeat shuts off
>"sorry im late i had a last minute tofu delivery to make"

>>16356176
>fast pace
>that shit box

weeb/10

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obviously
especially with the headlights up

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>>16356262

>>16356289
naa, it'll be fine
i'm sure no one will notice
https://youtu.be/OFLQAEiO7xo?t=1m59s

>>16355935
Retired hearse that's been subjected to boomer rod treatment and covered in grim reaper motifs

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Like Winston Wolf.

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>>16355935

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>>16355935

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Arriving at the funeral like..

>>16357118
It's a twin turbo V6 so that shit makes no noise unless you force it to, plus no one actually knows what it is unless you're an autistic car bore.

an ambulance.

>>16355948
Is this the Monster Garage one that was supposed to impale cars with some sort of auger? I think it was one of the few projects that wasn't finished before the deadline.

>>16357746
Are you a retard or something? Look at the fucking thing. You don't need to know what it is.

>>16356111
I had to carpool with family to my grandfather's funeral, because I drive one of his old cars and thought it'd be in poor taste to show up in it.

>>16356047
ive done this :^/

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>>16357982
>tfw when cammin' with dumps in a funeral procession

>>16357934
Fair point desu. To non-car autists its just a 20ft wide wedge with autistic alloys.

>>16356262
I saw a miata today. it made me happy

>>16358103
If I were alive enough to perceive my funeral I'd be pissed off as fuck if a Miata were there.

>>16356176
fixed story

>funeral in progress
>everyone mourning the loss of a loved one
>suddenly screeching tires heard in distance
>the sounds of rev matches getting closer
>the sound of muffled eurobeat approaching at an alarmingly fast pace
>IM BURNING UP FOR YOU
>IM BUUUURNING UP FOR YOU
>small hatchback comes barreling down the narrow wooded road
>I BURN EVERY TIME THAT IM CLOSE TO YOU
>VRRRMMM
>drifts into cemetery, tires screeching
>going at least 80 km/h down cemetery paths
>comes to a sliding stop
>ejects a coffin which drifts into the grave
>eurobeat stops

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>>16355935
anything fun or sporty/aggressive.

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>>16356047>>16357982
I don't see anything wrong with this

>>16355935
The Mustang that crashed into the vic?

>>16356384
I would daily a monstrosity like that.

>>16355935
Anything the deceased hated.

Honestly, if anyone's still alive to care when I die, I will be specifying inappropriate attire, music, behaviour, and vehicles. Show up in the gaudiest shit you can find, have fun while making fun of how I died, drag race in the car park. No point being depressed and sombre just because I'm dead. Instead, make it a celebration about outliving me and not putting up with my shit any more.

>>16356951
What car is that? Some NSX or something?

>>16356262
It has the face saying "Oh Good Mary how did he die?!"

Depends on the deceased

https://youtu.be/v5R-T_YF-wU

>>16356284
Came here for literally this response.

>>16355940
Fuck I opened the thread to say this lol nice

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>>16355935
you know it

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An S15 with an exhaust and BOV, bonus points for dosing it when you enter/exit the funeral
>zzzzzztututu

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>Can we just plant this fucker already? I got to go buy some growing equipment.

>>16355948
i want my grave to be dug with that rad shit in front of all of my mourners

>>16356262
i remember i owned a miata as my only car

my sister died sometimes after, then i had to drive the miata to the funeral

i never want to own a miata again

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After they fill in the hole you could do jumps off the dirt mound.

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>revving it to the 10,000 redline and stopping with a handbrake tutn

>>16356127
Damn it I came here just for this

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>>16359192

frig off ricky

RIP an/o/n

He loved his friends, family, and burnouts

>>16359090
I love that perception of death and those around u

>>16360606
I saw one of those a while ago, with the honour guard of bikers along with.

ice cream truck with dead child's brains still on the bumper.

>>16360767
Top fucking kek

>>16360767
>shows up in this rocking the Stirner look

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Showing up at a funeral in a Twingo I is like bringing a sociopath.
You might be sad to see your mother's coffin disappear behind the curtains, but everyone will remember how the one you brought with you was smiling without a care in the world as you left.

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>>16355935

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>>16355935
>show up in Food Mustard
>do a burnout as you leave
>come back later to collect your payment from the morticians

>>16360798
Context: this car says "yes I am from Yakuza and I killed your beloved relative. I'm here to laugh at you"

>>16360798
How so? It's pretty solemn. It's not like it's Lady Di's funeral.
>>16360797
Not sure anyone would pay attention to that.

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>>16360809
>show up in Mustang
>try to do burnout
>mount curb and die instantly
>double funeral scheduled

fix'd

>>16360824
Ford btfo once again

Party v&

>>16360819
>It's not like it's Lady Di's funeral.
What did he mean by this?

>>16361015
He meant you should kys Sven
Stay cucked namefag Audi masterrace

>>16361015
She died in a W140

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>funeral happening
>a light snow has been falling for the past few days
>close family friends and relatives mourning
>suddenly vvvVVVRRRRFWOOOSSSHH...*cracklecrackle* RRRRRRFWWOOOSHHH
>pic related comes around the corner sideways
>comes to sliding stop
>rally lights flick off then car lights
>get out
>"Sorry guys my co-driver made a few mistakes trying to get us here"

>>16356047
Retard here, please elaborate

>>16355935
any car that has Staying Alive playing.

>>16361220
sleep tight muscle

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>>16361058
>Audi masterrace
>can't beat a Volvo
Can't make this shit up lel
>>16361201
oh makes sense

>>16361243
>hooster tires

stanced ricemobile with neon and learn how to do that shit where you let it go in circles w/ handbrake around you as you step out in a zoot suit and activate remote hydraulics as it bounces. and every time you get out, say "sheesh who fucking died???" and "LIVE A LITTLE FAGGOTS!!!!!!!"

MY VOTE IS FOR THAT TRUCK THAT THOSE ISIS BROS DROVE THROUGH A CROWD FULL OF PEOPLE