>>16345468
eat fiber and exercise regularly
>>16345488
He said his shit clean, not his ass. OP scrub your poos lightly with soap followed by a gentle rinse.
>>16345468
drink bleach
>>16345554
don't use oily protecting coatings on your dash. don't leave your car in the sun to prevent gassing (not the jew kind, the vinyl kind)
drive sensibly and stay on the tarmac
soap down your car with a product that doesn't attack the coatings (eg polish(hahahaha more potential jew jokes))
remove contaminants from paint regularly to prevent scratching during wash
do weekly touchless wash
do bi-monthly touch wash
>>16345587
Thanks senpai!
>>16345468
Lmfao!!