Let me tell you a story, /o/
Part 1 of 2
>Wake up naturally from a full night's sleep, it's about 7:30am
>Walk over to office
>Start up meme machine
>Vape and contemplate life while my GNU loads itself
>It loads nearly instantaneously, as it is lean and efficient, such is the nature of Glorious People's License software
>Realize I am ever so slightly peckish
>Throw on hoodie and flip flops
>Go outside
>Before me lies a glorious machine
>Unlock it
>Slide in to the cabin
>Flip the battery disconnect solenoid switch
>Pull choke out
>Give it a few pumps of 100 octane
>Engage starter switch
>The engine roars to life
>blublublublublublublublublublublublublublu
>The cabin heats up in moments thanks to the heat output of the engine
>I blip the throttle, disengaging the high idle cam and bring down the idle speed to a comfortable 650 rpm
>gluglugluglugluglugluglugluglugluglugluglug
>I observe the world around me, relaxing on my comfortable, couch like, bench seat
>The engine reaches 160 degrees and I hear a pleasant, electronic, *bing doo* sound to draw my attention
>I open the choke up
>Disengage the parking brake and coast down to the base of my driveway
>I slide into 1st gear and idle lazily down my drive
>I pull out onto the main street by my house, gradually accelerating up to 2600 rpm in every gear
>Navigate the streets to a burrito shop a few miles from my sector of the city
>Purchase said burrito
>Drive back towards home
>Notice the frantic morning traffic around me
>I cruise on, at or a mile or two per hour above the speed limit
>People drive erratically, panicked, to get around me
>They don't care about their safety or anyone else's
>I decide to have some fun with them...
>At the next light, as usual they take off in a panicked manner, bumbling down the road erratically
>At the same time staring at their phones or otherwise not paying attention
>I'll give them some... auditory entertainment
>>16344193
Part 2 of 2
>I pull the plunger switch on my shift lever
>The exhaust bypass snaps open
>The supercharger bypass snaps closed
>I thrust my foot into the throttle
>The three hundred and fifty cubic inch monster under my hood screams to life
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I blast through the crowd of cars, destroying the drivers eardrums
>The are stunned, and waver all around the road
>I've had my fun now, and push the plunger back in
>Continue my cruise home
>Arrive at home
>Eat burrito
>Vape and decide to shitpost this after a while
> I chuckle to myself...
>...normies
>>16344193
>>16344196
wow all i need to do is:
>make sure my key is in my pocket
>disconnect my trickle charger
>open car door
>turn ignition
>car starts/drive away
that being said you clearly do not know what it means to suffer, people like you will not get far without some suffering to wake you up from the twisted matrix like rubric you have fallen a sheep to
>>16344211
>that being said you clearly do not know what it means to suffer
>wake you up from the twisted matrix like rubric you have fallen a sheep to
>saying this while having obviously never enjoyed turning a wrench in their life, and being cucked by regulations instead of enjoying everything about your vehicle
Nevermind, I'm full of shit