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>pull up next to a fancy Audi A4 at a stop light driving pic

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>pull up next to a fancy Audi A4 at a stop light driving pic related
>Audi steps on the gas at the green light and so do I
>leave it in the dust
Every fucking time. The first time I did it I could hardly believe it and I burst out laughing at the apparent ridiculousness of the situation. It's the Volvo powered 2.0, to be fair though. I now do it every time the opportunity arises, it's a great sleeper.
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>ricers
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>>16321930
>ricers
It comes with the Volvo engine, I didn't swap it. Renault calls it "N7Q".
Also the pick-up is hilarious for such a big car (about 3000 lbs)
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>>16321920
>>16321970
>French girls carrying the glorious Swedish seed
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah, when I went to France during my Erasmus and cucked the Frenchmen several times. I made a few Lagunas, so to speak :^)
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>>16322019
>things that never happened: the post
>projecting
>tripfag
kys
Not my fault you're raising Pierre's son, cuck
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>>16322036
>being this mad
I'm sorry you had to be a frog. Stay assmad.
Enjoy prepping Sven before he creampies Marie, cuck.
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>>16321920
>a4
>fancy

Are you poor?
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>>16322501
Leasing passenger cars isn't possible here, so Audis are actually driven by the rich.
Also it was a late model one.
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>>16322476
>projecting
Shouldn't you be prepping Achmed?
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>>16322515
>a fucking frog
Shouldn't you be trying to not get ran over by Muhammad, Jean Claude?
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>>16321970
>Not a biturbo v6
In the trash it goes
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>>16322544
>not a screaming i5
>not N/A
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>>16322529

>minitel

nice touch
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>>16322544
Lagunas don't come with a biturbo V6, that's a Safrane. There's V6 Lagunas but they're NA as far as I know.
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>>16322575
>complimenting a namefag
Ignore him, eventually he'll go away
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>>16322476
>Swedish bull
Oh please. Swedes are cucked by design. All of Scandinavia really. Even in Norse mythology, Freya the goddess of sex has a husband Odr who is conveniently absent as she services the jotnar on a daily basis.

Don't think Syrians don't know this as they make a beeline straight for Elsa
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>>16322581
And /pol/tards wonder why everyone hates them. So fucking obnoxious.
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>>16322577
When did i say it's a laguna?
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>>16322595
You brought it up in a laguna thread
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>>16322594
>putting namefags in their place makes me a /pol/tard
jeez, I hate nu /o/
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>>16322590
>t. assmad frog fangirl
Stay btfo
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>>16322632
>SAAB or Volvo have never won Le Mans
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>>16322645
>deflecting
Stay btfo, dumb cuck
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>>16322510
Ok, that's fair enough. My bad. In Australia, pretty much anyone with a full time job can have an a4.
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>>16322632
Don't deny your destiny, Sven. Your own mythology knows you're all cucked. :^)
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>>16322649
keep projecting and stay mad
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>>16322645
I wish BMW and Ford won a few more times instead of Porsche always
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>>16322019
It's funny because you're swedish
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>>16322019
I fucked 10 times as many white girls as you did on my trip to sweden, cuckboi. You're getting colonized by black seed daily and your country will turn brown in a matter of decades :,)
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>>16321970
i don't get how better is it to the F4R it' almost the same engine and their both great
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>>16322019
>swecuck calling any other nation men cuck

meanwhile at home jamal culturally enriches your wife while the """"police"""" dont want to be labelled racist for lashing out against him
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>>16323056
>it' almost the same engine
how so lol?
I mean they have similar displacement, power and torque, and the same number of valves, but so does the 2.0 from PSA.
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>>16323314
Assmad frogs detected. SD will come to power and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>16324039
>SD will come to power
>implying you aren't way past the point of no return in terms of cuckery
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>>16322529
this was a well made wojack
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>>16323314
It's almost like he was baiting. Also sage.
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>>16324742
>if you point out that Sweden's cuckoldry is a meme perpetuated by jealous central and wester Europeans who are actually the cucks you're baiting
Nice try, Hans. How's your wife's turkish son doing?
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mods shut these guys up this is not pol.


MODDDDSSSSS
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>>16321920
Cool story bro. Tell the truth, the Audi smoked you.
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>>16324810
t. assmad VAG fangirl
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>>16324818

>t. anally fixated closet homo

its ok.
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>>16324820
>quote arrows
Are you saying that besides being a VAG fangirl you're an anally fixated closet homo?
BTW I actually smoked the Audi. Haven't been able to smoke those Kompressors though.
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>>16324840

>I might've made a few mistakes.
hahahaha
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> watching europeans fight
Thanks for teaching me more about intra-european relations
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>>16324840
by kompressors u mean mercs? those with blended rear lights?

how reliable is the rena?

>>16324859
it makes us tougher
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>>16324859
>implying it isn't a bunch of burgers who believe they're swedish (french) because a great grandfather of them was swedish (french)
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>>16324857
What did he mean by this?
>>16324868
Yeah the C200 kompressor and the CLC220
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>>16321920
i admit you are pretty ballsy going for races with your 2.0 box
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>>16324840
kompressor you say?

>pic is me looking at you while you shift around desperately

just kidding, you did good smoking the audi
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>>16324788
>doesn't know that Sweden imports more refugees and immigrants than any other EU member

I'm disappointed, Sven. Too bad you can't be more educated like your Finnish brothers.

Volvo isn't even good anymore.
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>>16324868
>how reliable is the rena?
Forgot to address this. It's pretty issue-free provided you do routine maintenance and take care of the car in general.
>>16324972
It's not like we're racing for money lol
>>16324980
lol, would probably race one of those just for the lulz. I'd likely get smoked though. If I ever manage to beat some guy in an AMG I'll brag about it for posterity, kek. I'm hoping I find one of those rich guys who are actually shit at driving, but they are autos so it will be harder unless they leave the transmission in economy mode or whatever.
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>>16325087
raced any bmw series 3 or 5 ?

E39 46?
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>>16325047
i wont even waste my time on your first 2 lines

>Volvo isn't even good anymore.

Pic related. Stay btfo.
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>>16325094
>i wont even waste my time on your first 2 lines
C U C K E D
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>>16325092
Only a 323i autotragic once, almost beat it.
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>>16325115
More rapefugees enter Germany and France illegally. And I proved to you that Volvo is still going strong. Stay btfo.
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>>16322529
It's pretty easy to avoid the Ahmeds, they either can't reach 25 km/h on their PSG-branded scooters or lost their licence speeding in the city in a barely maintained BMW
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>>16325155
>or lost their licence speeding in the city in a barely maintained BMW
>implying they don't drive unlicensed anyways
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>>16325147
>doesn't know Sweden takes on the most refugees per capita than any EU state
>picture of pigfat luxobarge that you don't own
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volvo_YCC

typing "btfo" doesn't stop you from cucked all the way to virginity
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This has to be the worst thread of the week. Congratulations.
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>>16325164
Good point actually.
>tfw passing next to Fahrid and his crew stopped by one of these
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>>16325177

teeroo reeroo teeroo ree roo

WOooOOoOOooOOoOOoOOoOO
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>>16325175
You can blame Sven who refuses to sage
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>>16325177
I love 308s
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>>16325182
>ree
France and Peugeot confirmed for being blessed by Kek
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>>16325445
>green le pen
I'd hit that tbqh
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>>16322544
>biturbo
Twin/Sequential turbo*
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>>16325902
So biturbo
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>>16325047
>Volvo isn't even good anymore.

Why? Because they make cars that you cant afford?

In 15 years F30 BMW's and V90's are going to be jerked over by /o/
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>>16326499
>In 15 years F30 BMW's and V90's are going to be jerked over by /o/
Indeed, someone should cap this for posterity
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>>16326499
That's because the demographic of /o/ will change you fucking retard
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>>16321920
>pull up next to a Renault Laguna at a stop light
>pull away with class and panache aka torque, Laguna guns it
>Laguna pulls ahead at full throttle, immediately jams on the brakes for another red light and looks like an idiot
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I beat an A4 in my 02 WRX running about half boost lol
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>>16326499
No, because it's true. Volvo used to mean reliable, now they're all expected to be garage queens with the reliability of BMWs.
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>/o/ fag for 4+ years
>finally get license and mom gives me her pegout 206 75hp to drive
>drive like a mad cunt
>outrun cars with 3 times the horses I have by cornering twice as fast as them
>some retard in his e46 and another s class overtake me after trying for 15 minutes
>go into lane for left turn only overtake them both and leave them in the dust
I love my piju
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>Buy a bike for $3k
>Smoke anything that has ever tried to launch off the lights
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>>16321920
>Driving my nice new A4 3.0TDI
>Pull up at a stop light, watch to my right and see an old rusty Laguna shitbox with a fat neckbeard giving me the stare
>Lights turns green, just give it a little gas and let the 272hp diesel do the rest
>Hear on my side the shitty Renault giving all it has with its shitty rusted exhaust, fucking creep thinks he's a F1 driver or something
>Laugh my ass when I see him slaming on the brakes at the next stop light while I go on my merry way
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>>16327437
>posting a gay asian means you have attitude
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>>16327437
>all this projection
>making excuses for the lack of performance of your german shit
>implying there's diesel passenger cars newer than 2007 in this country besides taxis
>implying we don't have a green wave
>posting le reddit jap
top kek
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>>16327444
>>16327460
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>>16327492
>look mom i posted it again
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>>16327492
http://niceme.me
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>>16327403
4+ years wow
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>>16327403
>pegout 206 75hp
With great power comes great responsibility.
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>>16323986
they have similar stroke and bore similar too
they both produce 140 hp around 6000-5500 Rpm
expect the F4R as been used with power output around 200 hp NA in other cars
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>>16325477
her sister is better
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>Renault/Peugeot will never be good ever again
>Ruin Nissan to the point of no return
fuck
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>>16327666
renault relaunch sport's cars brand next year (alpine)
they both make sporty hot hatches and comfy sedan (and both as gone better in overall quality)
nissan makes money build the R35 and the 350-370Z since renault bought them out so
it's a win win win dude
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>>16327735
>t. Ghosn
Don't you dare make an Alpine SUV.
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>>16327657
>his sister
You mean her niece?
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>>16327653
Yeah but one is a detuned Volvo made in Sweden. I specifically looked for the Volvo when I bought it, I think they make more reliable stuff.
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>>16326478
they dont work in the same time. it equals to 1 turbo but better response.
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>>16322019
> Swedish

How can you even admit that your Swedish? Thats like the pinnacle of cuckery...
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B9 a4s hit 60 in 5.2 seconds.
That's fucking incredible for an entry level luxury sedan, while still handling really well. (Barring at the limit understeer)
Makes you think
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>>16329469
Looks a bit like Paris Geller from Gilmore Girls
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>>16329567
I'd say being ashamed of your nationality is the pinnacle of cuckery. I'm Swedish and proud.
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>>16327382
demographic of cheap cars yeah
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>>16328217
but it's for the money (it's already planned sadly)
>>16329469
yeah
>>16329479
the F4R as a pretty good rep too
but i guess there s not a lot to go wrong on these engine
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>>16328217
What's wrong with an Alpine SUV? It would be awesome. Don't you like LM002s? The idea of having a SUV with sports car guts is very attractive to me.
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>>16330635
Pretty sure being proud to be a cuck is the pinacle of cuckery...
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>>16332415
AHAHAHAHA BTFO SWEDEKEK ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>16332415
>being swedish is synonymous with being a cuck
Nice amerilard """logic""" you have there, Todd. Memes aren't reality.
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>>16332890
>amerilard
>Memes aren't reality
Make up your mind Sven.
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>>16332892
Let me know when over 70% of Sweden is overweight.
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>>16332928
Don't forget that over 30% of murica is obese too
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>>16334208
AHAHAHA WILL THEY EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?
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>>16335165
I'd rather have the highest concentration of fatties than cucks tbqhwy
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>>16337203
Shut up fatty
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>>16338978
Shut up dumb cuck. Even if you're not aware of it, you're getting cucked. Swedish women are the biggest whores in the world.
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>>16339132
Said the burger, I've lost track on how many American whores have cheated on their boyfriends with me when they come here on vacation or exchange.
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>>16339995
>things that never happened: the post
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>>16341094
>americans aren't sluts
top kek keep telling yourself that, Todd
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>>16339995
You were saying this same bullshit the other day about some other country you effeminate blonde poof, you gonna say it about Straya too?
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>>16341535
Nah, I didn't say the same thing. I said that when I was in France during my exchange I cucked the French.
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>>16341535
Also I haven't crossed out Aussie chicks from my bucket list yet, but I've fucked a few girls from Auckland NZ which is as Australian as you can get outside of Australia itself. They were single though. Best threesome of my life, and probably of their lives too.
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>>16341449
I didn't implying that, I implied that slutty ones are coalburners and don't want snow niggers like you, they're after the regular niggers. It's a well known fact that American women is thirsty for black cock, as result of their education.
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>>16341595
Fucking degenerate
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>>16341820
>m-muh degeneracy
I'm just spreading the Swedish seed around the world like a good alpha should, also go back to /pol/ and /r9k/. Stay butthurt.
I'm a manwhore, so what?
>>16341812
Fuck off Ivan, just because they reject poor Slavs like yourself it doesn't mean they aren't willing to take the Big Swedish Cock.
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>>16321920
>own an Audi A4 w/ 2.0L turbo
>get challenges by subaru's, mustanges, chevy's, etc... all of the time
>they think I have a big head and too rich for my own good
>steps on the gas just for fun
>lets the other car drive away
>just don't give a shit
>drive off and be happy

Why are car owners this retarded?
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>>16341851
That's TDI owners for you guys. I rest my case.
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>>16341870
>TDI
Where did he say he had a TDI? TDI isn't the same as turbo, there's gasser 2.0s
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>>16341848
No you fuck off Sven, no one believes your bullshit except that guy that called you a degenerate. You're not a degenerate for having a threesome you never had or for cucking people you never have, you're a degenerate for desiring to do that and bragging about it on the internet. I know your type well, incels rambling about sluts and whatnot. Elliot Rodger was like you, talking about how every woman was a slut all the time.
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>>16341851

Well you really are a rarity among audi drivers, congrats. Then again cocks will challenge pretty much anything with wheels

>drive a fucking 1.4 corsa b
>every now and then there's another audi a3 tailgating me

Or anything with a tdi really, which is the current hotness in these parts among ricers

>where I work one guy has a golf 4 tdi with a fuckhuge "no smoke no power" sticker in the rear window
>mfw I have no face
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>>16343086
>where I work one guy has a golf 4 tdi with a fuckhuge "no smoke no power" sticker in the rear window
kek, can't make this shit up
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>muh volvos
>sweden isn't cucked
Even your elders prefer American stuff, cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe69Az-sIQE
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>>16343086
You gotta key him, maninho. Fucking TDIbros are the worst, I swear to god.
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>>16344996
>implying he wasn't paid to do that
>implying Mustangs aren't shit in snow
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>>16345304
>let me tell you about your cars
You know nothing snow nigger
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>>16345864
>let me tell you about your country
You know nothing amerilard cuck
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>>16348037
We have snow here in murica too fucking faggot. Also old Volvos were RWD too and they did just fine.
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>>16345250

>maninho
>what else but Poortugal to have such a boner for diesel engines

You got it spot on maior
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>driving my 2.1TD R25
>some A5 is tailgating my ass despite me going 145
>decide to let him pass and stick behind him and see if he accelerates
>we're barely doing 155
>he pulls into the lane and slows down like a granpa
fucking wew
>>16322544
>not wanting the OG V6 turbo that was actually DD-able, fast, fun, handled well and didnt weight two fucking tons
fucking lad
pic related
>>16325094
>work doing fiber soldering in Volvo garage
>a 3y/o Volvo comes in
>guy says he had 5 different oil leaks in less than 6 months
nice implication.
No doubt old Volvos are fucking insanely good, new ones are shit, much like everything else.
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>>16350262
>a single lemon makes the whole brand bad
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>>16350262
Thanks but no thanks, look at that interior. Safrane masterrace. I'd rather have a Laguna V6 turbo than a 25.
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>>16350289
>a single lemon
modern cars are shit
>>16350305
>implying that interior isnt both comfy and aesthetic as fuck
you have shit taste desu
the Safrane is a fucking shit car
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>>16350470
>you have shit taste desu
>the Safrane is a fucking shit car
Take that back
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>>16350632
>that climatizer
>that stereo
>that gearstick knob
>that phone
>that tasteful color scheme
That's it, I'm diamonds
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>>16322510
>Leasing passenger cars isn't possible here

Where?
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>>16351164
U R Gay
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>>16351250
>mfw we can lease anything we want to here
Stay btfo revolted province
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Nobody gives a fuck about your sleeper

At the end of the day he has an Audi you have some shitty fucking Volvo. Literally commit suicide
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>>16352886
Found VAG's marketing team
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>>16352912
The fuck would I care about Volkswagen?

Whatever pal, if beating some kid in an Audi makes you sleep at night to justify driving a Volvo then enjoy that smile
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>>16352886
>t. Buttblasted Audi fan girl
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>>16352926
stay btfo
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>>16352926
>audis
>not glorified VWs
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>>16352936
>>16352942
All this samefagging

You're self conscious about your Renault, we get it
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>>16352972
>samefagging
kek, stay btfo
OPs car isn't even a Volvo, it just has a Volvo engine kek
also rotflmao at you implying Volvos are less desirable than Audis, I'd rather have an S60 than an lame generic A4 even though the Volvo is much cheaper even in the Polestar trim
VAG has some cool products but Audis aren't some of them.
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>>16352990
>also rotflmao at you implying Volvos are less desirable than Audis
>rotflmao
>implying Volvos are less desirable than Audis
>rotflmao
>I'd rather have an S60 than an lame generic A4
>I'd rather have
>I'd rather
>I'd
>I'd
KEK my sides, neckbeard on 4chan thinks anyone cares about what car he'd rather drive

>rotflmao
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>>16353021
>projecting
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>>16353029
Anyone that isn't a fucking poor autist thinks Audis are more desirable than Volvos. You're just a fucking idiot
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>>16353035
Maybe anyone who lets marketing lead them thinks so, kek.
Audi doesn't offer anything that Volvo doesn't except for the badge. BMW and Mercedes offer stuff Audi doesn't for roughly the same price.
C class>Audi A4
3 series>Audi A4
E class>Audi A6
5 series>Audi A6
Stay btfo
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>>16353047
I prefer Mercedes and BMW you moron, I don't give a fuck about audi. but OP (you?) trying to shit on a clear superior car manufacture than fucking Renault is pathetic
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>>16353051
I'm not OP and I said Volvo, not Renault. And OP has a Volvo powered Renault, not a Volvo.
But for real, S90>Audi A6.
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>pull up to stoplight next to some bland French shitbox in my Audi
>goes green, gently pull away from the stop
>ugly economy car puffs huge clouds of blue smoke and slowly overtakes me while it's tiny engine wails
fucking frogs
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>>16353055
>50k for a Volvo

Yeah, no thanks. Maybe if I was a 50 year old mom that wanted to buy a boring car so I didn't seem like a douche in an actual luxury car
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>>16353072
>FWD
>actual luxury car
top kek these VAG fangirls
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>>16353089
keep projecting

it's ok, i'd be butthurt too if i spent 50k on a chinese shitbox worth 10k. Let it out
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>>16353094
The most flattering label you can attach to Audi is "premium", just like Volvo. They're not luxury cars. And Volvos are Swedish not Chinese.
Seems like the one projecting because he spent money here is you.
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>>16353097
>They're not luxury cars.
Says who? You. Luckily nobody gives a shit about some retard on 4chans opinion- everyone knows the 3 god tier luxury brands are Mercedes, BMW, Audi. Not fucking volvo lmfao

>Volvos are Swedish not Chinese.
he doesn't know who owns volvo

let it out bud, let it out
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>>16353109
>paying 100k for a VW with extra leather
And Audi doesn't come even close to BMW and Mercedes except maybe in terms of image
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>Audi anything

U N D E R S T E E R
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>Luxury brands:
BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Jaguar, Maserati, Lexus, Cadillac, Bentley, Rolls Royce, etc
>Premium brands:
Audi, Acura, Buick, Volvo, etc
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>>16353115
Volvo has FWD cars too you fucking idiot, most car manufactures these days do in their entry level cars.

You're an idiot, that doesn't make your shitty volvo any better because some of their cars are AWD. lmfao you are so stupid
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>>16353115
you do realize the s60 comes in fwd too lol
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>>16353125
>>16353128
I do. My argument isn't that Volvo is luxury, my argument is that Audi is as bad as Volvo, just a premium brand.
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>>16353109
>he doesn't know who owns volvo
>implying it matters when all the decisions are made by Swedes
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>>16353131
Your argument is just retarded

I agree Volvos are nice, the new XC90s are luxurious as hell

But brand wise, they will *never* be on audi/mercedes/bmw level. Sorry, everyone knows that is the Big 3
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>>16353133
>implying it doesn't matter who the workers are taking orders from
>implying Big Boys on top do not matter

Anything designed in Sweden is a meme anyway too so doesnt even matter
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>>16353136
Who cares about brands? Only the noveau riche.
Admit it, old money will never buy Audis except maybe for the R8 which is a supercar, not a luxury car anyways. You'll see them rolling in their S classes or Jaguars, not on an A8.
Audi has even admitted they aren't "old luxury" in an attempt to throw a jab at Mercedes-Benz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUStwbciQ80
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>>16353066
>bland
>said the Audi fan
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>16353542
>meanwhile the same year audi
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>>16353542
>>16353548
WTF I hate Audi now
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>>16353548
>>16353551
that blatant samefaggotry lol the cringe
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>>16354107
ask the mods if you want to, kek, my only recent posts are >>16353542 and >>16353548
Also
>audi now
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A PICTURE OF A FRIDGE

that said, Renault's current state is sad. They have withdrawn from the E segment after their Citroën-tier design in the Vel Satis which flopped. The whole French situation is sad, the 607 and the C6 aren't made anymore either. The DSs are sold as "premium" but they are nothing else than glorified Citroëns which on top of that the top of the range DS5 is a fucking MPV. I'm hoping the new Alpines are something to be excited about, but I won't hold my breath.
The interesting players in the market right now are Mercedes-Benz (they have recovered from the terrible 95-09 era), GM (Cadillac CT6 and Chevy SS are really interesting and proper RWD cars), BMW (they never ceased to be interesting), Alfa (the Giulia is simply awesome), Ford, Tesla, maybe Porsche. Only the fools with more money than class buy Audi, they scream "I paid $40k for a FWD premium Volkswagen Passat". At the same starting point (around $34k) as the 3 series it's really a no brainer, the 3 series looks good and is RWD. The C-class is a bit more expensive (starting at $40k) so it doesn't compete in the same category.
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JAJAJAJAJANAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAKAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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>>16354318
the Talisman could be a proper re-introduction to the luxury sector but Renault staunchly refuses to not put tiny as fuck i4s in everything.
The poor thing is stuck with a fucking tarbo 1.6 with 200hp at most. I thought it'd have inherited the 3.5 V6 but no, that's too good.
The R25 was one of Renault's best cars and it's a real fucking shame the government cucked our automotive industry that much, all the way from the start to now.
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>>16354541
>Talisman
>Luxury
It's a fucking D-segment. It looks awesome and all but it's a D segment.
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>>16353179
>that video
Holy shit did they just...
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>>16356527
Yeah anon, they just admitted they're the brand for people with money and no class, aka the nouveau riche.
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>>16357542
>all this nouveau riche shaming
>implying there's anything wrong with earning your own money
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>>16359023
Spotted the guy with more money than class
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>>16354636
>muh segments
fuck off euroturd
>>
He races Audi A4s. Feels good about "winning". Unironically.

I'll bet you're a real menace on the playground.
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>>16359250
>Performance in sports sedans? Come on, it's 2016!
Nice damage control VAG shill. Pretty sad that a 16 year old Renault beats your current year "sport sedan".
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>>16321920
>Audi A4
>fancy

Euroclowns, everyone
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>>16359820
>debt
>fancy
Assburgers, everyone
>>
Why the fuck is this thread still up.

Reported and sage
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>>16360422
>VAG shills trying this hard to damage control
top kek can't make this shit up
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>>16321920
>fancy Audi A4
what's fancy about an A4
it's literally the most common audi
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>>16360451
still an audi
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>>16360467
i'd call a RS4 fancy
not so much a 1.6l A4
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How can VAG ever recover from this? Their old rigid car still got destroyed against the Laguna with crumple zones.
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>>16360478
>1.6l A4
>trying this hard to damage control
VAG fangirls on suicide watch
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>>16360505
?
damage control what
i'm pretty ambivalent to VAG but i know they get a lot of hate on /o/
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>>16360505
there are even 1.4L A4 tough
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>>16360520
>2005
>fancy
I'd say the OP implies 2010 at the very least if not current model
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>>16337203

You actually have both. /r/ link to study showing America has the highest percentage in the world, by far, of actual literal cuck fetishists. I'm sure one of the /pol/-crossposters will have it.
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>>16360489
HAHAHAHA, GREAT POST!
WELL BTFO'D!
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>>16360537
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>>16360562
>1.4
>fancy
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>>16360556
I don't have that but I have this
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OH LOOK IT'S THIS THREAD AGAIN EXCEPT THEY SUBSTITUTED AUDIO A4 THIS TIME

2 SLOW CARS RACING SLOWLY IS PATHETIC
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>>16360572
see
>>16360467
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>>16360588

AUTOMATIC FR-S
SCION TC

TOP JEJ
>>
OP here, it was a 2.0, last facelift, I don't know the year but it looked pretty. Leather sports seats, 18" wheels, sunroof and all.
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>>16360588
>>16360664
t. busriders
>inb4 underageb&
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>>16360682

shut up newfag, I've timestamped my car many times

inu is a huge faggot who drives automatic scions, unless he's purchased something new with the money he's earned as a gay escort.
>>
>>16360687
Who cares, you're a tripfag. Sage goes in all fields.
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>>16360687
>is a huge faggot who drives automatic scions, unless he's purchased something new with the money he's earned as a gay escort
Literally can't make this shit up lmao
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>>16334208
>BMI
The most useless statistic there has ever been.

The Rock contributes to that 30% because by BMI he's 'obese'
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>>16360790
>implying he isn't an outlier
desperate burgers on full damage control and denial
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>>16360806
Not even a burger faggot, just not retarded enough to fall for that BMI complete load of bullshit

Use BFP or fuck off
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>>16360838
Stay BTFO
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>>16359023
I beat you wear Beats headphones
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>>16353021
Stay BTFO
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>>16353035
Stay mad
>>
I didn't read the thread but I'm drunk.

I get so upset when I pull up next to a nice car at a red light and they don't drive like it's a nice car and I fly past them in my shitbox.
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>>16361314
>fastestlaps
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>>16361457
Stay BTFO
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>>16361457
>damage control
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>>16321920
>pull up to a fancy Audi A4

CUT AND PASTE THREAD
This trolling thread keeps getting posted every month in /o/ along with various other "Every Fucking Time" type threads begging for a response.
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>>16363053
what the fuck are you talking about anon?
I'm not trolling, it's something that happened to me and I felt like sharing it because it amused me.
Just looked at the archives and a faggot made a copypasta out of it, see http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/16344804
But I'm the real deal, my Laguna actually made that Audi bite the dust.
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>>16363136
BTW I've replaced the burn bulbs since I took that pic, shit was impossible to see in the dark
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>>16361314
VAG FANGIRLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
WILL THEY EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?
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>>16364424
they won't
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>>16329567
epic...
simply epic...
>>
wtf is VAG
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>>16365788
>wtf is VAG
>posting this on /o/
please tell me you're being ironic, might as well ask what's GM or FCA
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>>16321920
>any shitbox can beat a shitty A4
Huh OP, really made me think. I totally wasn't aware that Audis are trash yet.
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>>16368154
>Audis are trash
t. poorfag
>>
Lol euros are so cute with their little vaccuum cleaner sized motors
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>>16322991
10x0 is still 0
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>>16325087
>It's pretty issue-free provided you do routine maintenance and take care of the car in general.
This is the "he a good boy he dindu nuffin" of the automotive world.
kys OP we know it's an unreliable piece of shit that breaks down every week
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>>16369680
>let me tell you about your car
This is what happens when you get all your knowledge from memes
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>>16322019
t. muhammad
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>>16321920
Hey OP is that the second version of the Laguna or the third?

I have the 3rd gen laguna since 2012 or something, now has around 120k Kms on it and never had a problem. It's also a 2.0 with around 140 hp.

Is mine also a Volvo motor?
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>>16370084
Here's a picture.

It looks a bit different to yours though.

I'm quite happy with it.
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>>16370084
Neither, it's a first gen. Mine is the phase II though. Second gen phase I are better avoided, but second gen phase II and third gen are great. They are a bargain because the 2nd gen PhI tarnished the Laguna's reputation for ever so it hurt sales and the resale price, they depreciated enormously. The Laguna 2 was the first car ever to achieve 5 stars on EuroNCAP.
Also mine has 2 airbags and manual seats but I've seen Lagunas with side airbags in Europe. I've seen phase I first gens with electric seats here but no airbags because lol Uruguay. There's also phase I first gens with double airbags here but they don't have a glovebox. That was solved in the phase II model.

Your Laguna 3 doesn't have a Volvo engine, it's likely a Renault K4M. What's the displacement?
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>>16370104
I'm glad you like it anon, they're great cars and they're filled with great tech, Lagunas were always ahead of the curve. Sadly they never brought the Laguna 3 to Uruguay but I bet it's comfy af with great handling and nice performance for its size.
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>>16321920
I would not call a 9.9s 0-100kph car a sleeper. But I know the feeling when you surprise someone. I drive a very ordinary looking sedan without any markings that does 0-100kph under 6s. It might not be fast in US where most of the cars are with v8 engines but not in here where bigger engines are quite rare and small diesel engines are very popular.
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>>16371152
Well, it's a sleeper because people expect it to be slower. Or perhaps the A4 is an anti-sleeper, much slower than it looks like.
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