>Open car door >car won't accelerate

>>16288981
It's so your retarded ass can't run yourself over

>>16288993
I'm more smarter then you so fuck off

>>16288999
If you were so smart you wouldn't have made the thread.

>>16289003
> More smarter
He's trolling yoi, fucking retard.

>right passenger door wont lock
>just changed oil
>what do?

>changed wiper blade
>tire falls off
I just can't fucking win

>>16289042
>>16289003
>being this angery that I'm smarter thin you are

>>16289213
>angery
>thin

>>16289243
Now your just trolling. Fuck off before i beet you up.

>>16288981

The fuck?... Modern cars do this now?

Newcar cucks BTFO yet again

>pull parking brake
>car wont park itself

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>>16289266
Yea beat those nutrients into him

>>16288981
>went through carwash
>flywheel disengagesd

>>16289393
Mighty kek

Just locked my doors and now they won't open? What the fuck???

>plastidip fake wheels
>passenger window clunks when going up

Fuck

>>16288981
>Shift into R on highway hooning for racing mode
>gearbox flies out the window

>open trunk
>shit I'm holding doesn't jump inside

>push brake pedal
>IT PUSHES BACK

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>>16288981
>>16288993
>>16288999
>>16289003
>>16289213
>>16289243
>>16289266
>>16289405
Not sure who's baiting who at this point

>open door
>car doesn't grab me and put me inside

>moon car
>it doesn't blush

>shift into neutral
>radio has left and right political views

>>16289908
> read dumb post
>reply to it