If Jesus drove a car, what would it be?

The Ford GT, because it is a god machine.

he'd ride the bus if anything, nigga was 100% about being poor and communal.

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>>16286437

>>16286440
This is correct.
>>16286439
This would've been Jesus's #goals
>>16286437
This thread is now complete.
>inb4 assmad GM fangirls bump with anal rage

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>>16286450

Lifted truck that rolls coal. And then he'd block up traffic stopping it in the middle of the road so he could get out and forgive you for your sins.

H O N D A A C C O R D

Not only is it written, its basically the modern equivalent of riding the common ass

Honda Accord, but he wouldn't like to talk about it so don't tell anybody

Don't some volvos float?
He could drive on water

Honda's Accord would suit him nicely, I think

>>16286437
E30 m3

Oh wait that's "gods chariot"

>>16286450
lel

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>>16286437

>>16286437
Non-existent, just like himself

Pretty sure he rides a bike

twingo
or
civic for 3k
or
fiero with body kit
or
meme

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I could really see him driving an XJ

I don't know why, it's just a feeling

>>16288099

Look at the Jesus fags getting triggered.

kek. Muh Sky Fairy grants magic wishes if we gang up on him.

>>16286450
>>16286461
The correct and desired response.
/thread

>>16286437
The one not made by modern Jews.

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I could totally see the Lord Jesus driving a white RR Silver Seraph. Even the name is appropriate.

He kind of seem likes a hipster... I'm picturing a stanced GTI of some sort. With clouds of frankincense vape coming out the windows.

>>16289192
>not having an engine that runs on Myrrh
>free incense for the masses

A christler obviously

>>16286461
came to post this

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Car of the people.

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camel. camel with wheels

Honda Accord LX with some extras he got thrown in by the dealer.

>>16288527
No one got my stupid joke all day :(

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>>16286437

>>16287651
He did exist, it's the fact that god did/ does not exist

>>16287651
you are one stupid fuck

>>16288527
>>16290124
Sorta kek'd

Should be a floating Accord

>>16290745
Should it have coconuts on it?

>>16289647
boo

foxbody Mustang

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Ford Econoline. Why? Well, the guy was a carpenter. He needed a lot of room to put his tools and supplies and shit. Table saws, chop saws, nail guns and 4x8 sheets of plywood take up a lot of fucking room in a vehicle.

Then, later when he went on tour, he had a bunch of groupies, 12 to be exact. He could put the seats back in the Econoline, and everyone cold get to the gig in one vehicle.

>hotrod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI