ITT: Cars that came here to fuck bitches

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>>16284067

>>16284107
What the fuck... that looks way cooler than I ever thought was possible for a fucking van

>>16284652
well, there's great potential in older boxy, no-bullshit vans.

you just have to know how to do it

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>>16284695

>>16284652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U2BC5sOltU

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>>16284094

>>16284715
>I came here to get sucked by bitches

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>>16284699
fucking siiiiick

here's my contribution

>>16284715
>>16284788
someone's posting with an empty stomach

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560 SEC always gets me diamonds

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>>16284961
Ferrets are badass, I want one.

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>>16284053
You don't even understand. I was driven damn near everywhere in one of these in Hong Kong and China. These are the epitome of luxocomfyfuckyourbitch.

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Extra back seat room for fucking your bitch

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Literally no bad posts so far

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I came here to deliver the bitches

>>16285306
Gagged, bound, and anesthetized maybe.

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>>16285319
classic

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Flip side, cars that came to fuck dudes

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>swiggity swooty, comin for dat bitch booty

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I'm here to have a romantic dinner with this charming Lady.

>>16284070
>348

ghastly

>>16285060
what's that chair for? Handicapped people? Or can you sit on it and it moves you into the car?

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>one bitch for each axle

>>16285362
SEX.

>>16285427

i wonder how this ended

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>>16284053

>>16285534
There's always one

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Tfw s4 won't be offered in manual anymore
Tfw won't be able to tow gears on that new turbo 6

>>16285370
DELET THIS

>>16285443
spectacularly.

>>16285370
The Snazy Red Suns

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>>16284053

>>16285351
I never understand why people love the testarossa, hate the 348 and love the 355. The 348 is similar to the testarossa

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>>16284053

>>16284075
the pantera is like the mangusta's shitty brother who tries too hard to be cool

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>>16286762
>mangusta

at least the pantera won't non-stop stare at the bulge in my pants.

>>16284055
That's the kind of car that says "I came here to fuck bitches" when it's on camera, but when nobody is looking it says "please god end my suffering"

>>16287446
the lowering is a tad much but otherwise I think it is still tastefully done.

seriously, there are far worse volvo mods out there.

>>16287434
AHEM...MY EYES ARE UP HERE

>>16287451
why do you mean it is called "Man gusta"

>>16287450
I was referring to the grille, which looks like the "slash" and logo were either photoshopped or tacked on by an autistic swede

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>>16285603
>muh dick
>>16285625
Does this upset you familia?

>>16287459
oh fuck, yeah, that's not cool.

>>16285138

awww yisss i drive one of these, probably best combo of bang for a buck and comfort/luxury

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>>16287474
Now, on the other hand, this young buck is ready to get his driveshaft wet

>>16287482
for me they're the fucking best combo between elegance and sportiness.

that thing looks so nicely planted and sleek and still is a fucking luxury class cruiser.

I mean look at the current 7. JUST LOOK AT IT.

The E38 is a fucking beautiful car and I usually don't like huge "luxury" cars.