how would you explain this to your parents?

own up to it, don't be a bitch, and offer to buy another one.

>>16279634

Mom, Dad, I'm... ...I'm a faggot ricer cuck who is long overdue for suicide.

>>16279634
say your toyota just accelerated on it's own

you won't have to unless they're very stupid

I'd start with a small physics lesson

then explain to them that you're a fucktard

>>16279634
Mom, Dad, I'm... a chink.

>>16279634
that'll buff out

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VTEC KICKED IN YO

>>16279634
Just a classic case of imploding fridge. Happens all the time.

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>>16279653
haha

>>16279644
yeah, my brother didn't get away with it. i was on 4chan at the other side of the wall and hear a crash in the garage and think mom is doing something upstairs
>mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>realize that idiot brother just crashed in to something
>open the door and yell, what the fuck, man

>>16279685
no scratches or dents on the car exept on the number plate. funny enough, this happened 2 days later:
>get in his car with my uncle. uncle tells him not to crash into the truck in front of us
>brother imitates stepping on the pedal and saying wroooom
>backs up
crash

i think my brother could be retarded

>>16279634
I'd replace it. Not a faggot NEET

>>16280567
What do you do with the old one?

>>16280573
Put it at the end of the road. In the city there's lot of metal junkies that'll scoop it up in an hour

>>16279703
your brother is almost as retarded as my sister when it comes to driving.

>>16279634
When I was 15 my friend rammed his moms blazer through their fence. I said we shouldn't take the car out since we were 15. He insisted and drove around town. We got back and he said see nothing happ... Right through the fence.

Just flip it around

>>16279703
It's not about 'getting away with it', it's about owning up to something you did wrong and carrying on with the consequences.

>>16279634
"Mom, Dad, I identify as Asian and would appreciate if you refer to me as Wang Wei from now on".

>>16279634
What am I looking at?

What kind of car is this?

>>16281218
Chinese made volvo

>>16279634
What's that got to do with my parents?

>>16279653
You miss spelled ford:
https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/lawsuit-news/51836-ford-faces-unintended-acceleration-class-action-lawsuits/

>>16279703
>i think my brother could be retarded
Have your brother go in for an eye exam. It sounds to me like he may need glasses. If each eye is at different levels, you'll have problems with depth perception.

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Negative compression, happens all the time due to temperature differentials.

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>>16281735

>>16281260
i misspelled pushing the wrong pedal
dude
unintended acceleration is a human mistake
braking will stop the car even if you have the most powerful car on the world

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>having your garage connected to your house
>not having a basement to keep your freezer in
The only thing I'd hit is the tool box but that has never happend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZwSIrMLmk
>mfw this is OP

>>16281735
fuck you

>>16281935
>pushing the wrong pedal

I bet OP was in an autotragic

>>16279693
This. As the air in the freezer gets colder the pressure decreases so it caves in the walls of the freezer.

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real man never explains himself