Ask a guy about to walk into an AutoZone anything.

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Does it have one of these on the counter?

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>>16278910
No, it's on its own endcap.

>>16278895
Hablas ingles OP?

>>16278929
Pretty much only habla ingles there, Paco.

>>16278929
Ees Vatozone.
ees hokaay mang

>>16278895
Why are you going to a shit store and not ordering stuff off the internet like someone with half a brain?

Is their spray paint cabinet left unlocked?

>>16278895
ask a guy who used to work at a small town autozone anything

>>16278978
Because why the shit would I order rearview mirror adhesive online, you half witted cunt?

>>16278990
How big is your dick?

>>16278895
How many cvt dual exhaust links can you fit up your anus?

>>16279109
Depends on how much I've had to drink.

>>16278895
Do they have a synthetic oil change special this month like a Valvoline or Pennzoil with either a 1) STP premium filter 2) Bosch filter for under $35?

>be auto zone employee
>uhhh let me check
>does a 360
>not in stock sorry
>goes back to playing shitty country music while watching NASCAR on my Straight Talk smart phone

>>16278915
>OP fucking delivers

>>16279230
> straight talk smartphone

My nigga

>>16279200
Of course they do that is a parts store law

>>16278895

Did you know one share in Autozone is worth $750?

>>16278895
Do you want some Lucas fuel injector cleaner it's half off and cleans your filthy fuel injectors, peasant.

>>16281609
Shit my man, I left that place hours ago.

>>16281713
Nigga i'm sitting outside of your house.
So how about some half off Lucas fuel injector cleaner...bitch?

>>16278895
MADMAN
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>>16281736
I'm at work right now Jamal, calm the fuck down.

>>16281783
Well i'll be here..

>>16279104
About thrree fidddy

>>16278915
I play with these whenever I see them

Do they have any MOTEC system exhausts in stock?

>>16278895
Hey OP, I go to that same autozone.

Off of Sherman Way, right?

do they have soft top cleaner/sealant?

can you check for me anon

Ask them if they're hiring.
If they say 'yes' turn around and say, 'Never mind."

>>16281417
>NYSE:AZO - 809.87

Why do they have to say about 9/11 being a controlled demolition that was set off by the fire?

There was an...interesting...discussion on that at the local O'Rielly auto parts between a customer (not me) and the cashier.