Most degenerate thing you've allowed in your car

fapped and cum landed on the gear knob

I had a three way in the back seat
>without a girl

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>>16277186

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Fucked and got the succ

Fucked in the backseat

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>>16277174
Had a bitch ride me through the sunroof in a parking lot, and then let her smoke a cigarette on the way back.

In pic related.

>>16277316
That car deserves better

>>16277319
It really did, I treated it like shit. Traded it in after a year of owning it due to the H6 burning a quart and a half of oil every 1,000 miles

>>16277174
didn't put on my seat belt for a 30 mile trip

>coworkers smoked Crack in my van

>>16277360
Where do you work that you have more then one person smoking crack

>>16277174
>What is the most degenerate thing you have done or you have let occur inside your car?
personal car or work vehicle?

I posted the story on here a long time ago but I fucked an MtF in my Miata and got cum on basically every surface within dickshot of the driver's seat. Floor mat, seat, steering wheel, the works.

>>16277370
Have you never worked in a restaurant?

>>16277430
Yeah. We smoked marijuana after work


Can't say I knew 1 person that smoked crack

>>16277430
Not him, but I've worked in 2.
No one ever smoked crack.
A few sold drugs, but not crack.

>>16277435
>>16277451
I worked at am upscale joint, real expensive place to eat in a rich liberal town.

The staff had merry cracksmas. Got together and did heroine and Crack once a year.

>>16277174
Sold my old expired aderall that I had from when I was 14 or 15
Smoked a giant bong in parking lots with my friends and used to hang out in my car with a lot off weed
Driving drunk on the country roads around my parents lake house with my friends

>>16277469
Lol. Place I worked at was french, so we got busy as shit on Valentine's Day.
Everyone ripped a bong before the shift started in the kitchen.

>>16277491
I think that goes without saying for restaurants

Had consensual sex with my genuine female girlfriend. The degenerate part: it was in the dealership roadside car in broad daylight with cars driving by.

Wasn't my car, but I banged a girl in her HHR in a Walmart parkinglot.

Once at 1am, and nine hours later at 10am.

>>16277174
I allowed my friend to eat a nature valley granola bar in my car, ONCE

>>16277638
I don't think a worse crime has ever been committed

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>me and friends robo trippinng super fucking hard
>one friend is crossfaded with alcohol and robo
>he starts yacking
>turns his shirt into a basket
>pukes in his shirt and holds it till I pull over
>throws his shirt away and gets back in
>no puke anywhere in my car and we continue to get more fucked up
Good guy. I miss him

>>16277801
Did he dead?

when I was 16 me and my friend drove around in my dad's nissan and blasted bassline in some residential nieghbourhoods all day.

>>16277801
>Tripping while driving

How are you not dead?

>>16277174
I let a Bernie Sanders supporter sit in it.
Once.

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>>16277836
Not that anon. But I've been on shrooms and drove. Really don't have a clear picture of that night, but the car was parked perfectly in the lines and undamaged when I woke up the next day.

Pot. That's it.
Had my fun, glad I quit. Only regret the money I burned doing it.

I fucked the crack between the back seatbacks. Came buckets. Sold car two weeks later.

>>16277811
Nah he's in the marines now. He was one crazy jap

>>16277877
Because of shame or for profit?

>>16277174
sex on the backseat at least 5 or 6 times

no protection

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>>16277866
If I didn't get drug tested for work I would still smoke pot. I miss it everyday, never once did I think I threw away the money I spent on it.

>>16277836
Surpisingly Idk. When he got his moped we ended crashing it and when he got a car we ended up crashing it into a wall drifting while high.

>>16277856
Those nights are always even weirder than the ones you know went fucking sideways.

>wake up in the morning
>no recollection
>car is outside, spotless, parked with laser precision
>room is clean and everything is put in its place down to the millimeter
>what the fuck

>>16277638
the legends say he is still cleaning out the crumbs to this day

I held a girls hand once.

>>16277911
Most disgusting post ITT
Should be ashamed

>>16277895
I kept smoking even when the job tested first, quitting for two weeks is easy as piss. Seriously though, fuck all that money I spent smoking daily, I could had an FD and AW11 in addition to what I have now.

>>16277927
You must not know the right guy. I got a cbr 600 and a 15 wrx while still buying a half o every 2 weeks. If you buying dime.bags and shit it gets expencive. Drugs work like Costco bulk is way cheaper.

Only money I hate spending is on cigs, but I'm addicted and I can't smoke the Devils lettuce so it will have to do.

I drive a tow truck so it's more if someone hits the truck or I hit something first thing I do is blow and piss in a cup. Not like hey its the end of the year random drug test time

Gee a lot of people here that hate marijuana

I gave a girl with purple hair and problematic glasses a ride home after her Nissan wouldn't start.

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>>16277836
> be me freshly turned 21
> get trashed with ex's friends
> leave and friends call me a pussy they think i'm going to ex's house 2 doors down
> i drive to my apt on the other side of the city blacked out
> next morning i wake up "dude where's my car?"
> i find car perfectly parked with pic related unlocked simply thrown on the floorboard
The /o/ gods let me live

>>16277948
No, we had excellent deals on great stuff, pretty much constantly. But smoking daily for three years adds up even if I'm only smoking tiny pinch bowls out of a bong after work. You also factor in those times everybody throws in for a huge ass mound.

>>16277952
I don't hate it, but I do consider my habit to be a mistake. If it's kept to the same level as most people do with beers, there's no problem. Smoking daily is wrong any way you cut it.

>>16278045
Yeah I get it.
I probably smoke weed like once any other weekend or something and I don't feel like it's having any negative effects on me.
I don't drink alcohol at all or use any other substances for that matter

>>16277911
What the fuck anon, are you kidding me? I wouldn't even do that shit.

>>16277907
I found some yesterday

>>16278038
>use steering wheel as leverage to break brake

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>>16277174
jerked off in my workplaces parking lot under my jacket. when you gotta go you gotta go

>>16277174
Picked up some friends that where getting chased by the cops on foot in my minivan, they had a backpack full of meth. Drove right past the cops with them.

>>16277174
Two girls at the same time.

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>Friends smoked weed
>Friends ate fast food

Never really did anything else to be honest, I drive a shitbox soon to be trashed but I respect it
My friends don't even if I tell them to fuck off they do not take it seriously since the car is not a recent BMW or Mercedes they think it shouldn't get the attention I give her

Assholes

Anyways, finding empty cans of beer and everything on the backseats makes me mad each time but I let them ride with me afterwards IDK what's wrong with me

Perks of living in the city and being the only one with a driving licence and a car at 21 from all your friends


Pic related : same model as my actual car

>>16277174
Blasting the clean versions of songs kek

>>16281183
You dick.

>>16277801
>driving while robotripping
Absolute madman, it's almost impossible to focus on that shit

I let a girl eat a sesame seed bagel in my Skyline.

>>16281344
You and your girlfriend should be executed

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Had my boyfriend suck me off while I drove down the interstate.

>>16281367
Let me guess, you drive a BMW ?

>>16281378
Silverado

>Own practically brand new Volvo S40T5 AWD
>Buy 1st house
>Need lawnmower
>Go to Home Depot
>Buy relatively large self-propelled push mower
>Bring big ass box to car
>Size it up
>Several on-lookers are laughing at me
>Take rear doors off in parking lot
>Push both front seats up as far as possible
>Remove weatherstripping from rear door openings
>Lay bedsheet over leather seats (I keep one for this reason)
>Lift mower box and ram it in back of car
>Onlookers go "WTF"
>Put one door back on
>Say fuck it and put 2nd door in trunk
>Being 6'1", I don't fit in the car anymore
>Oh well
>Lower driver's door window
>Crawl through, sit on sill
>Feet can reach pedals
>Drive home with half my body hanging out of the car
>Cop sees, pulls behind me (no lights)
>I keep driving, don't give a fuck
>Get home
>Remove giant ass box from Volvo
>Reinstall weather stripping
>Reinstall doors
>Build lawnmower
>Say "aww fuck it" and don't mow my lawn for another 2 weeks

>>16277843
Were you able to get the smell out afterwards?

>>16281381
That's cop saw you and was like he hasn't crashed yet. He will prolly make it home fine.

>Weed
>Cigarettes
>Drunk girls
>Drunk friends
>PEOPLE GETTING IN WITH SHOES COVERED IN SNOW. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE THAT SHIT

>>16281385
I have done some insane things while cops were around and they seemed to enjoy the show more than wanting to pull me over...

:)

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me driving my own car

>>16281367
nice mate. can i get a piece of that?

>>16277435
If youre on the cook side of the restaurant its a whole different story. Servers bussers and hosts usually arent hard drug users

>>16277395
Thats hot though.

>>16277395
And I was thinking miata drivers being gay was a clishee...

>>16277174
I had a hooker plow herself with a 3 cell maglite in my truck once, she squirted all over my dash and windshield. It was kinda hot.

>>16277174
I fapped while driving 150km/h while listening to eurobeat.

>>16277174
Absolutely nothing. No eating, no drunk people, none of that shit. My DD is worth more than most people make in a year. I'm not letting some ass ruin my car.

>>16277174
Jesus Christ. Idk. I did a lot of dumb things when I was younger.

>sooo much weed smoked in the car
>one time friend weighin out bags in the back seat all night and dropped a bunch of nugs that I found the next day and smoked
>all sorts of powders gone up the nose
>friend fingered some blonde 17 year old in the back while me and her friend are in the front
>lots of booze consumed
>assholes fucked up on whatever burning holes in the upholstry
>cleaning out car one day and found vicodin in the back seat way down in there
>drove barred out girl to the hood and she lost $75 worth of crack in the car which was never found
>smoking DMT in the car (while parked at least)
>launching illegal fireworks out the car window and had some old man try and chase us down
>glass beer bottles and half full beer cans getting launched out the window on the interstate at 70mph

I'm sure there's more.

>>16281180
t. pierre

>>16281573
OP said 'degenerate'. That's far from it.

>>16277395
>average miata driver

>>16281590
That was the most degenerate thing I´ve done in my car.

>>16281573
The real degeneracy would be fapping in any other conditions

>>16281384
It took so long I gave up and sold it.

>>16281569
That's impressive

Let a guy over 30 years older than me fuck me in the back seat. Jizzed so hard while riding him that I got cum stains on the headliner.

I allowed one to eat french fries once.
I had 5 people in the backseat and one in front.

>>16281583
Are you me?

>>16277174
>Fucked some girl high on coke in the backseat
>Had a weird threesome by laying the seats forward with two black chicks
>Different black chick gave me head in a my car as I was trying to find parking on black friday at a mall

>>16281993
>Only 5
5 in back and one midget in the trunk plus two in the passenger front seat

>>16282019
Ha, I remember a story my mom told me once. A long time ago, Busch Gardens would let however many people could fit in the car into the park, and you would only pay for one ticket (early 80's). A friend of hers wanted to try and see how many people he could fit, so he wanted to borrow my mom's car, which was a 70's Chevy Caprice 5-door Wagon at the time. Apparently, he got like, 27 people in there, each person laying down on each other.

>>16282007
>Had a weird threesome by laying the seats forward with two black chicks
>Different black chick gave me head in a my car as I was trying to find parking on black friday at a mall
>BLACK CHICKS

there's your degeneracy

>>16282033
I bet going over any bumps at all was hilarious
>Random boner in pile of people
>Not like this God please
>Boner felt through entire stack
>Never invited again

>>16281439
No, servers and bartenders are some of the biggest Coke head out there

>>16282034
Black chicks give devilish head tho anon

a nigger

>>16282061
this 100%

worked in kitchens for a decade or so and started really young. having the hot servers disappear into the store room every once in a while and eventually joining them was my first intro to harder drugs

>>16281575
Bread on hood

>>16282034
>>16282070
Same one that gave me head also had sex on the hood of a different car at my high school prom

>>16282639
Ain't nuttin 'rong wit dat!

>>16282070
Can confirm.


I don't like niggers just like the next guy, But I did get top from a black stripper when I was 22.


Best head I've ever had in my entire life.

>>16277395
>Mtf
>miata

sounds about right

I had a bottle full of thick yellow loogies from when I was sick sitting in the passenger footwell for like a month after I got better. Just fermenting. I spit them in the bottle cause I didn't want them getting on the side of my car if I spit them out the window while driving on the freeway.

>>16281381
IRL Mr. bean

In highschool there was a guy hitting on the chick I liked and I had to get revenge (He never did get with her and I did, so it's w/e)

>His doors were locked, nothing a coat hanger and a wedge couldn't fix
>Get into his back seat area, pop up the back seat with a screwdriver.
>Proceed to take the biggest, nastiness, smelliest shit in his back seat.
>Reinstalling the seat and relock the doors
>??????????
>Profit

>>16282703
Well it wasn't my car, i read the thread wrong but it was still a "shitty" thing to do to someones car.

>>16282703
>shitting in someone's car
>over pussy
How beta can you be?

First car was a sedan. Was in my super horny phase and would go up to overlook points to bang my then girlfriend. Would get road head driving down from city to city with my windows down. Zero cares. Would smoke weed in the car making it smell like skunk for a whole month.

In my second car which is more autistic initial d car, was more subdued with my now girlfriend. Touchy feely mostly but that's it. Worst thing ever done was spill a large cup of coke inside or eat greasy food in it once. Neveragain.jpg

Let my friends smoke crack in the back seat

>>16277376
Both

wtf is it with /o/ and hanging out with crack smokers!?

>>16277174
Ate ass in my SUV as a teenager. Ladies.

>>16282893
Well when you do blow, you tend to meet crackheads

i sat a cup of coffee and a cup of broccoli soup on my dash, turned the corner and watched them both flip and dump straight down the defrost vents

>>16277174
Rode in my fursuit to a con.

Never again will I go in public wearing that fucking thing. I'm embarrassed thinking about it now.

>>16283093
Post pics

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>>16283093
truely degenerate

>>16283101
Don't have any on my new SSD, I'll try to look for some but they'd be on my old laptop.

>>16283251
I know and I fucking hate myself. At least I don't leave the house with it, but the fact that I'm a furfag looms over me.

>>16281573
Does eurobeat really make you a better driver?

>>16283381
no, but it does make you feel like you are driving better.

>>16282893
It habbens

>>16282913
I drove like 2 miles with my laptop on the roof of my car before some guy yelled and told me.

>>16283093
Pls die.

Mentally ill people shouldn't be driving anyway.

>>16282699
Oh shit. You're totally right

If I shave, I actually look like him too

kissed a girl
have some respect for your cars, boys

>>16277856
Are you my old roommate?

>>16283448
are you in missouri?

>>16281311
Well it was late at night and the car I had did max like 60 mph and the top speed on island was 60 mph. Doesn't take much concentration

Sex and drugs mostly.

>>16283093
>>16283363
Hi Mr. Regular

>>16277836
I've driven on acid before. It was interesting.

One time my friend took like 8 hits and called me up out of the blue like "Bro, can you come meet me right now?" and he had driven like an hour away from his house and was just parked in a parking lot not sure what was going on. Car was fine and everything but then we chilled al night and I dropped him back off at the car when he came down a bit.

Ambien might be the worst thing to drive on.

I didn't allow it but I was giving my coke dealer a ride and he thought it was okay to shoot up in my car. I kicked him out and found a new coke dealer.

>>16281583

Are you me?

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I gave a coworker a ride to the bar because I was going anyway and her house is on the way. She brought a backpack of some cheap pisswater beer and chugged six of them on the 10 minute ride there. She didn't really ask permission and I wasn't really mad, I just told her to make sure a cop didn't see her throwing them back. It was more entertaining, just witnessing the ferocity of her pregaming.

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>>16282040
The princess and the penis

>>16283363
Cut out the self hate crap, I see this surprisingly often on the internet. If you don't talk about it to normal people, you aren't being a faggot about it so why should that loom over you. I dunno, I'd never let the fact that 99% of furries are autistic dumbshits make me feel guilty about fucking my boyfriend in an animal costume. Do what you want and don't beat yourself up over liking what you innately like, as long as you aren't shoving it in the face of someone who doesn't want to hear about it. And you better not have any non natural colors on your suit either.

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>>16283690

>>16277180
>>16277180

>jerking off in car

go into the bathroom you degen fuck

>>16283732
>>16277180
I fapped on the end of a 5 hour road trip when I was getting crazy bored. Came in a chicken nugget box.

>>16283702
Not that anon, but what about having a diaper fetish? It really looms over me and I feel absolutely fucking depraved. Its one of the big reasons im putting off proposing to my gf. I feel like she should know before we get married and i dont know how the fuck im going to tell her.

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>>16283763
what you do in the privacy of your own house is your business.

She will find out eventually and either be ok with it or not. Not into any of that weird shit myself so not sure how to advise you to bring that up in conversation.

Find out her kinks and bring up when you get into that?

>>16281575
Drives 1978 ford pinto

>>16283763
That's hard when you have something like that, and a person you obviously really care about that has no idea you're into it. I don't know how long you've been together or what your bond is like. I know that if I told my bf I was into diapers, he would laugh and make fun of me about it, and he wouldn't ever want to be a part of it with me, but he'd still love me as long as I didn't force him to wear one or something. It depends on whether you're fine with never acting on it with her, and if shes okay with you wearing one in private every once in awhile or something. Also, depends, get it.

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>>16283690

>had sex in my FC
>cum stains
>awkward and cramped the whole time
>smoked DUDE WEED in there
>let my buddy snort coke off my dash

also, not my car but

>my buddy drove his charger around while we were all on acid, him too.
>not sure how we didnt die

>>16283763
Retarget your fetish. Fetishes are silly so find another.

>>16277174
Got lots of road succc in car.

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>went to buy weed off some girl I barely knew
>she takes me to 2 highschool aged fuccbois
>buy a few grams
>the 4 of us are in my car for some reason
>they tell me i should give them some of the weed I just bought off them as a polite gesture (wtf?)
>give them a tiny bit and we all hotbox my car
>mfw the girl spills bongwater all over my passenger seat
>drop the 2 guys off and on my way to drop the girl off
>mfw she asks if I have any change for mcdonalds
>tell her no and drop her off, bitch didnt even give me the succ

never talked to any of them again

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>>16277174
> be me, 17 years old, senior year high school
> bonfire party out on the edge of town, hosted by one of my buddies
> take mom's CR-V
> get there, toss back a few beers, have a good time
> later around 1:00 a.m., these two rednecks, friends of my friend, want to go to the gas station to buy snacks for some fucking reason
> insist on taking their beers with them in my car
> not saying anything because these guys are drunk and each of them is 2x my size, gas station is close by and it's all back roads anyway
> go to store, buy shit, come back. they wander off
> realize that at least 3/4 of a beer has been spilled into the carpet of my car
> mom driving to work tomorrow at 7:00 a.m.
> pissed.jpg
> "anon, why does the inside of the Honda smell like beer??!? want to tell us anything?" - no, this conversation will not be happening
> leave the party, drive to walmart
> thank god it's open till 2:30
> buy the shit in the spray bottle for removing pet urine stains from carpet
> get home, go through almost a whole roll of paper towel for 45 minutes soaking and scrubbing the beer out of the carpet
> odor mostly gone, but still dark noticeable wet spot on the carpet
> parents wake up around 5:30
> tired as shit, need to sleep
> leave car doors open for three hours to air out, set my phone alarm so i can wake up and close them before they wake up
> close doors. carpet still slightly damp but not noticeable unless you were looking for it
> mom drives to work as usual
> nothing said at dinner or for the rest of the day

got away with the whole thing

>>16283807
We've been together for almost 2 years and talk about everything. She's pretty vanilla, doesn't really have any kinks and I don't need her to participate. It's weird though, when im with her i have zero need for it. Its only when im not with her that i occasionally need it, so maybe when we get married and live together i won't need it.

I still feel like she should know though. My mom found out a few years back when i still lived at home. She then told me that my dad had the same fetish. Makes me wonder if its genetic? Ive never talked about it with my dad, but my mom did tell she resented the fact that he didn't tell her before they got married. Theyre fine now but it caused problems in their marriage for a while.

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>>16283923
You sound like a fucking loser.

>>16283395
What about a mentally ill person who has a perfect driving record?

>>16283702
It's hard not to hate yourself when you look at the "community". Also no, no neon/non-natural colors on the suit either.

It's not so much hate, it's loathing I guess. I know it's something I can't exactly control but I don't like it. I was fairly private about it, and the con in particular is the only one I've been to and will probably ever go to. The issue came about when my private life came to be when I got doxxed a couple years ago and basically everyone in my family was "informed" of my private life.

>>16283822
>driving on acid

what the fuck anon, I usually can't even feel my fucking body, let alone drive

>smoke weed in car while driving on multuple occasions, sometimes in heavy traffic
>road head
>fucked gf in backseat in the woods
>fucked gf in front seat in the woods
>made out with black chick in a parking lot
>once changed the oil without changing the filter because I wanted to save money
>110 in a 55

Not too bad I guess.

>>16283807
I understand that, i got really lucky tho. Im into it and had not told anyone, but my gf said that she was into "daddy" rollplay and i just straight up asked her. Turned out she is too, i think im going to marry her. Keep looking, something like 10% of the population is into it

I've had people in my back seat throw taco bell hot sauce at pedestrians
>I'm a fucking clean-teen

>>16277174
Dude fucking all kinds you serious bruh
Countless sex and road hoad
Multiple ppl doing drugs in here
- cocaine, molly, weed, drinking
Driving high
Selling drugs out my car
I've gotten a bj sitting on the sunroof from gf (now
ex)
Thounsands of blaze seshes
There's prob more

drove around town in a clapped out tercel pounding bass and shooting pedestrians with airsoft guns... not sure how we got away with it, we opened fire on a huge group of suits

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i hotboxed my truck 3 times a day for 3 years straight. parked it for a year and strangely enough now it smells like a new car, no traces of the weed left

>>16277174
I've hotboxed my car a few times, always on someone else's account, I don't really like pot. In some aspects I should just do things on my own terms, because if there were nobody else around I would have never done any drugs by this point in my life, I don't even see the appeal when I do do them, I'd rather drink beer.

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>worked at a pizza place
>had to carpool to a central meeting place for a corporate indoctrination rally
>coworker asks for a ride
>say yes
>asks if he can smoke weed in my car
>I was so lonely and desperate for human contact I let him smoke weed in my car just so I wouldn't be alone on the drive.

Dark times. I still drive alone but I've gotten over the loneliness.

>>16283093
I went the furfest just to walk around high to see how weird a few weeks ago i didn't have to pay cause I didn't do any activities

>>16284087
Wow, that's rough. I know I would hate for that to happen since I keep it private as well, but you have to think that most people have some sort of weird fetish. That's why I would obviously feel ashamed if my family found out, but it's not that I don't like it. How did your family and friends react, have things gotten better since then? And what con did you go to, I still haven't been to anything. Too expensive when I have car stuff to work on as well.

>>16283763
As the boyfriend of the anon who replied here >>16283807 I can comfirm I wouldn't leave him for something like that, hell I wouldn't even poke fun because I know its a sensitive subject

>>16284087
>no neon or unnatural colors
That's good taste
Don't beat yourself up over something you can't control. Even if it comes to things that have happened in the past, don't let it eat you up.
My father took over my old phone a few years ago without asking and found many, many pictures I'd never want a family member to see. We don't mention anything of it and our relationship is still very healthy.
Also, ive heard that conventions are normally one and done for lessexpresive people of the community, but I never hear why. Is it just a bad thing to e experience?
My boyfriend and I were going to go to FC this coming one, but like he said due to car stuff we won't be.

Let my missus crack walnuts in the car, she did it in a bag but never again

>>16285628
Good luck man. It's tough out there. God bless

>>16285928
Anthrocon 2012

A lot of my family stopped talking to me, I handled the damage control badly as well. Basically everyone sees me as someone who wants to fuck the family dog. My dad doesn't care, but my mother is your typical suburbanite soccer mom type who believes in spirit science and healing crystals. She thinks that my fetish is basically a sign of the devil. Rest of the family is a mix of "don't care" and alienates me.

>>16285989
When I did the con I was a sperg. Between that time and the time I was doxxed my social skills improved quite a lot so if I went to something similar again it probably wouldn't be as awful. I tried to keep a private life regardless, but that was basically shattered by some autist with too much time on their hands. Last thanksgiving (not this year) a few cousins, my mother, and my uncle kept bringing it up after they got drunk and that certainly didn't help.

>>16283504
Regardless. I may have driven on some heavy drugs back in the day but DXM is one I'd never attempt. My motor skills go completely down the drain on that shit. Then again I always go 3rd plateau, I'm sure 2nd would be a lot easier.

>blacked out on xanax
>wake up at home feeling full as fuck
>remember absolutely nothing
>buddy shows me pictures he took of me going to 3 different fast food places
>says i was driving around with 4 open hamburgers sitting on my dash
>take a bite of mcdonalds burger, put back on dash, bite of burger King burger, put back on dash, bite of A&W burger, back on dash, repeat until food is gone
>somehow make it home safe, miraculously no mess in my car

That shit is evil.

>>16286072
This is why I will never buy a fursuit.

>>16283381
>Does eurobeat really make you a better driver?
You want to drive insanely fast, unless you live in germany and drive on a Autobahn without speed limits, I don´t recomend it.
You drive as shitty as usual, but you will get better over time.

>>16283951
Fucking hell dedication

>>16284422
>not too bad
>made out black chick

>>16277174
I ate McDonalds while driving once, I'm still finding fries under the seats

>>16278798
Fucking A, man! Fucking A!

>>16284007
Sounds like you need to tell her bro. Just explain to her exactly what you said. Tell her you want to stop and you need her help, and that when you're with her you don't have a need to shit in a diaper and rub your ass around on the ground. She'll understand and you guys will be better for it.

>>16286072
That's a lot worse than I was expecting.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Even still, there's no good that will come from you hating yourself for something completely out of your control. I hope you can patch relations, but more so I hope you can find yourself some peace.
You shouldn't have to live with the shame the rest of the fandom lacks.
It never helps with family gathering stuff like that, Ive had some bad experiences myself. Is there any way you could play it of as "just a phase" kinda thing? I don't know how incriminating what happened was.

and about the convention thing, would you say it might be worth going to another one? Ive been pretty iffy about them because like said earlier in this thread 99% of the fandom in massively cringe inducing.

>>16277174
shoes and the occasional drink

>>16287293
Not wearing shoes while driving is ilegal in my country

>>16277638
lel

>>16277895
Thats because you're a spic m8

I fucked a fatty in my Hyundai, but she was so chubby we ended up giving each other hand jobs/fingering her.

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>>16277174
>picked up ugly street walker
>she sucks me off
>she thinks I'm nice, chats to me
>asks if I'm into anal
>admits she/he has a dick
>asks me if I want to suck it
>suck his dick a little
>not turned on because his dick is smaller than mine
>want to leave but he says I have to suck it a little more then we can go
>suck him some more so I can get rid of him

>tfw after the act you start to think about what you did

>>16277174
Unironically listened to an Enya album

>>16287607
>Tranny prostitue takes your money and pressures you into sucking it's dick for free
Is this real

>>16286072
Yiff in hell.

>>16286844

I know. I just don't know how I can put it into words. I want to die just thinking about the conversation. I can probably muster "honey, I have a diaper fetish" but if she asks any details I'll just die of shame on the spot.

Im most afraid of it ruining her image of me. To her, im the manliest man she's ever known, im her knight in shining armor. Im an ASE master tech and do that for a living, to her I can fix any problem that she will have. Im afraid she won't see me the same way.

>>16277174
Passenger wearing a glitter dress on the cloth seats

>>16287646
to be fair, anyone willing to suck a tranny's dick would probably pay for the opportunity.

>>16283093
found mr. regular

i gave my friend the aux cable
and he played beyonce

>>16281583
Hello me, nice to meet you

>be white South African
>move to Southern California
>meet Chinese exchange student on Tinder
>fuck her in the back of her Honda Fit
>cum multiple times on the floor

I don't think those stains are ever coming out.

>>16278798
you have two dicks?

>>16277174
Fucked a land whale.....still feel bad about it

>>16278038
Steering wheel in top position....fucking idiots

>>16283466
oh fuck, northern missouri here

Probably just cocaine and weed some crystal and fucked a fatty

>>16283763
keep that shit a secret for the rest of your life, nothing good comes from having fetishes

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>>16277174
good thread

Spanned over multiple cars:
>endless weed smoking, several times a day, get as high as possible before hitting the toegay
>always have the gumption to padlock all my weed shit in a Pelican case and put it in the jack comparment/under the spare tire in the trunk every time I smoke, tedious but worth it
>driven high far more than I've driven sober
>often smok a joint while driving, fucking great feeling
>driven on all kinds of psychedelics, never feel more connected to the machine
>driven on xanax/opiates, probably the most irresponsible
>often drink a 6-pack while driving around and blasting music
>eat fast food in the car but am always autistic about not making a mess/cleanup
>never fucked a bitch in my car
>fucked a bitch in pic related, ugh good times but not v comfy
>drift on public roads, but always backroads and shit
>fuck with people going under the speed limit, fuck with tailgaters
>push it on the toegay to scare girls/establish that I'm a cool-ass fuck

I've never let anyone smoke cigs in my car though...

>>16277174
Smoke pot and drinking beer/whiskey while driving 20mph on back roads way out in the country. Just shitfaced swerving back and forth, every once you or someone you know would drive into a ditch and need to be pulled out by someone else in a truck

Honestly though, thats pretty normal for any teen who grew up in a small rural town.
Nothing else really illegal or degenerate happened that I can think of.

Oh geez.

>1st car, Ford Taurus
>Fingered a girl and fingered her asshole on two seperate occasions from the driver's seat while in my parents' driveway
>When I was fingering her asshole she had to be bent over with her knees in the seat facing the headrest.
>Got head and fingered a different girl at a local public park
>Let my now ex smoke cigarettes when riding with me, but made her keep the window down.

>Now ex's Chevy Corsica
>Fucked her in the passenger seat with her on top about 30 feet from her uncle's house

>Next car, Chevy Silverado
>Fingered 1st girl on the side of the road, got head from her while people drove past

Haven't done anything terrible in my most recent car. Car sex, road head, etc. is cool for the novelty, but it's more fun to just be somewhere with more room.

went and picked up some faggot and let him fuck some slut for 5 minutes in my back seat while I went and awkwardly got food alone

God I was retarded

>>16277186
Dirty Mike and The Boys?!

>>16290159
kek story?

I played Beach Boys on full blast while driving through the ghetto side of town

>>16290333
I once put my windows down and cranked "simple man" in my truck at a very busy gas station in a nice white midwestern neighborhood.
I was going through a "country" phase.

I was kind of embarrassed the day it happened. It makes me cringe thinking about it now.

>/o/ is a bunch of white trash
That's oddly fitting

>>16290379
Who else would give a fuck about cars?
Only the people who are poor and were forced to work on them all their lives.

Of course thats the demographic that would turn a burden from birth into a hobby.