bad /0/ feels

>>16275844
>/o/
>sex

>>16275844
Have car
Girls never get in it
Tfw never had road head or anything in car.

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>>16275844
>6'3"
>Try to have sex in the back of my E30
>No room whatsoever
>Open back door and kneel on my coat on the ground and try it that way
>Lose boner because it's below freezing
>Coat is covered in dirt and oil that leaked out of muh ultimate driving machine
>sad

>>16275844
I think that it is impossible to have sex in my car

>masturbate while driving
>finish and contemplate existence

>blow a guy in the backseat of his 2005 altima
>gag the whole time bcuz didn't wash his balls
>try to spit his AIDs juice out the rear window
>ends up on the fabric door panel instead

>>16275844
>have 52k miles on daily driver. Tires are $75 a piece. Never had a puncture.
>have 513 miles on Challenger Hellcat. Tires are $250 a piece. Puncture in left rear.

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>your headgasket is busted
>a passenger starts to draw on the windows and you're the dick for yelling at them and they say "you're gonna have to clean it anyways"
>tfw your back and ass have sat in a car for 11 hrs.
>high insurance with clean record

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>>16275844
>Have seats folded in RSX
>on my way home from getting groceries
>brake hard because someone ran a red light in front of me
>eggs fly from the back of the car and smash all over my radio, dashboard and me

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>dream about having a somewhat reliable rx7
>Also want girl that likes cars
>Tfw I'll never be close to pic related...
>Eternally SAD

>tfw cant figure out where that fucking door rattle is coming from

I want to die at every single stoplight.

>>16276425
what did he mean by this?

>>16275844
>being a faggot and getting your bfs cum on your truck seats
gg op, hopefully you die of aids.

>>16276283
This

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>Cloth seats

I suppose you buy used carpet for your living room, too.

>>16275865
Nigga what? I'm 6'1" and I've had sex in the back of my e30. Get creative or find a short girl faggot

>>16275865
You're a tard. I fucked regularly in my old AE100 corolla. And I'm 6'4". And both the girls I fucked were 5'7" in it.
>>16276821
This dude understands.

It's all about positioning my man. Never the best sex but always decent.

Tfw now I have an AW11 and the current gf was talking about "breaking it in" and I just laughed. Maybe if I put all the windows down, take out the sunroof, and use the passenger seat.

At least my gf has a small amount of interest in my car. She loves being driven around in it because people are always looking and is always interested in what I'm doing next.

>>16276320
Discount tire's tire insurance is the best thing ever anon, trust me

>>16275844
Why not just spit out the cum into one of your several empty water bottles and big gulps?

>having girls in your car
Is like you don't even want to enjoy driving.

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>Shift 5-2 instead of 5-4
>Around a GRADUAL corner
>Car spins out
>No time to countersteer
>Rear wheel hits curb
>Destroyed one of my wheels
>Destroyed my trailing arm
this was last night

Truck got impounded yesterday morning. Don't actually even have money till today. Never trust a roommate for help

>>16277035
>shifting in corners
>shifting DOWN in corners
You deserve it

>>16277194
fuck you asshole

>>16277260
Terminator quote, nice

>>16275844
>have sex in back of car
>get cum inside me

:(

>>16277260
>>16277194
He has a point. You really should be shifting prior to the corner.

>>16277569
I know I was an idiot. I wasn't thinking. I just feel like shit now. I just got this car and I wasn't used to how the transmission felt and i was tired and not thinking and now I don't even have money to get it fixed.

Kill me

>>16276555
Checked and kekked. Cmon, you gotta admit that was funny.

>>16276305
Sure it wasn't in the front seat of his Miata, faget?

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>have something to fix
>no time to do it

>>16277622
It was after I cleaned it up