What would American Dagumi drive? Pic related?

You answered your own question.

American Dagumi wouldn't dorifto, he'd go very fast in a straight line delivering burgers

>>16270893

to the sound of ZZ top sped up 3000bpm

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>>16270874
>>16270892
>>16270893
/thread

Kinda has that dukes of hazzard kinda feel

>>16270893
>what are mountain roads

>>16270901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJP8wVoTufg
ANY WAY YOU WANT IT BABY
I AM YOUR BURGER MAN

>>16270903
What's the B stand for?

>>16270976

No no, anon. That is not what the US is known for. Japan has the togay covered, thus japanese Dagumi does the dorifto, the typical japanese car back in the days had a puny engine but was fairly nimble. The US is known for looooooooong straight as fuck highways, big muscle cars with huge engines and shit handling, quartermile races and nascar. Surely american Dagumi would have to adhere to that.

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>>16271018
>The US is known for looooooooong straight as fuck highways, big muscle cars with huge engines and shit handling

but that would the Wangan Midnight equivalent

the Initial D equivalent would be Good Ol Boys delivering moonshine through Appalachia sliding around every corner

>>16270874
american dagumi would just be a dude that doesn't crash

>>16271067
Or some other shit. But yeah, dagumi would probably have a base Foxbody or another base model on the same chassis. He'd be going up against chargers, challengers, a GNX, Panthers, etc.

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>>16271093
yeah Im with you on a Foxbody

even have Esslinger to deal in for an insanely expensive racing engine to drop in

replace Eurobeat with fast banjos and fiddles and you got Cletus D Burger

>>16271015
Burgers

>>16271015
Burger

>>16271018
There is no reason for the racing type to be limited by nationality.

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>>16271151
I dont think people know about the California canyons or Appalachian roads

even if you type in American road on google its all straight highway through the desert

>>16271093
There is no reason why Dagumi couldn't take on German/Japanese cars as well. It's supposed to be set in the late 90's/early 00's, plenty of imports to race.

>>16271375
Except he didn't it was Japanese only so obviously American Dagumi would drive an American car and race in the most American style there is.

>>16271067
See this has already been done by Dukes of Hazard though - plus it's not the 70s anymore.
Highway loop racing is also different from drag races stoplight to stoplight.

>>16271134
>Cletus D Burger
That hit me in the funny bone way too hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roeHV88RCJw
this with burger instead of pizza then?

>>16271414
>drag races stoplight to stoplight.

itd be a marvel just to keep that interesting

>>16271457
kek

I dont know of any burger delivery places so I think itd stay pizza

thats like perfect tho

>>16270976
No man americans can't turn because the only established motorsport with turns you have is MX

Even if you have roads with turns and drivers who go fast down them, because you don't have a major established motorsports organization that races cars on road courses, you can't turn. I know this is because racing is ultimately business like other spectator sports and there's no reason to fix what isn't broken and pull in a brand new fanbase, but american's can't turn. Call when you have more people paying millions a year to race in F1.

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>>16271473
I know youre taking a piss but come on son

>>16271490
It's not on TV enough so it doesn't count

>>16271495
yes it is

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What would British Dagumi drive?

Pic related?

>>16271067
>the Initial D equivalent would be Good Ol Boys delivering moonshine through Appalachia sliding around every corner
fund it

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What would central european dagumi drive?
Pic related?

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>Initial GDR

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>>16271720
Nah.

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>>16271596
>British Dagumi drives a Rover
>pic related happens every race

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>>16271134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc

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>>16271746
Would.

>>16271767
>front-wheel drive
i was thinking maybe panda, but that's just fucking wrong

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>>16271767
nah

>>16271799
is it RWD? 5-speed manual?

>>16271777
Keked. But the Rover V8 is top tier.

Anyway, what would his type of racing be? I was thinking hillclimb or rally.

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>>16271806
yes some had a 4 speed tho

>>16270903
>It doesn't say "Cletus' Burger Delivery" in comic sans on the side of the car
Ruined.

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>>16270874
>>16270892
>>16270903
>>16271134
No. The Corolla worked in the original because it was an economy car with great balance and great handling. The Mustang has none of that. It's a light RWD which is the only thing it has in common.

Bitch all you want, but the American Dagumi car would be FWD. Specifically this one.
An Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais Quad 442 W41.

Rob is the American protagonist. his father owns a small pizza shop in the Catskills mountains in New York. When his father slips on some ice and breaks his left leg, the nerve damage is so severe that he can no longer drive the Oldsmobile delivery car to keep the business afloat. Unknown to Rob though, the Oldsmobile is a decommissioned SCCA race car from his father's youth converted back into a road car. While on a delivery, he manages to outpace a Honda S2000 on the way down the mountain on a delivery run and catches the attention of the local street racers.

>>16271831
that one might be good then, as well as the fiat x1/9. maybe the fiat could be like the MR2 equivalent of the series, since midship RWD..

>>16271836
Fucking kill yourself

>>16270874
The answer you're looking for is Fiero

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>>16270874

>>16271836
>80s chincebox toyota
>great balance and great handling
lol troll harder m8

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>>16271783
I was diesel Fiat memeing. Honestly, pic related.

>>16271878
yeah they really werent that great stock

>>16271930
>live rear axle
>noodle chassis

Literally a Japanese Foxbody

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What would the European Takumi drive and why would it be this literal memebox?
Name a better RWD underdog.
Pro tip: You can't

>>16270874
Either an SVO or a 5.0 GT.

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>>16271836
autism the post

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>>16272102
>GT

Nah it'd be an LX. Better looking, more unassuming and shitboxy. Nobody would think this car has the capability to be fast.

Why does american dagumi have to be drag racer in a foxbody? Why can't he be driving a rally car through dirt roads, an off roader in hard terrain, or a guy in a v8 crown vic delivering pizza in downtown LA, SF, NYC, and the suburbs?

>>16271836
You really a have boner for this thing don't you?

>>16272116
I wanted to forget the LX existed.
But don't forget, Takumi's car was an AE86 Sprinter Trueno, the top-tier of that model.

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>>16272136
I'm sorry I can't stand how much this looks like a shitty bodykit bought off of Ebay

Cheese grater tail lights are even worse

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>>16272149
Cheese grater lights are the shit.

>>16271781
>>16271746
wartburg>trabant

>>16272419
pigfat

>>16271067
FUND IT

>>16271836
>foxbody
>light

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>>16271134
>Cletus D Burger

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>>16272192
nah m80

>>16271137
>>16271144
Hivemind

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>>16270874
80's Escort hatchback

>>16272696
It's so weirdly disproportionate. It looks like a matchbox car.

>>16272136
Literally the only difference is a bodykit.

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hey

Probably a foxbody since they are crap without modifications.

>>16274437
Fix your doori

>>16270874
70's:Ford Pinto
80's: Dodge Fiero
90's: Eagle Summit
00's:Chevy Cobalt
Now: Ford Focus

>>16274504
>not knowing about ford crapsmanship

Foxbodies are the American equivalent of the Silvia/240sx.

>>16274607
Don't insult Silvias like that, they're not even close.

>>16274589
The one in my garage has both doors sitting right, he's fucked something up.

>>16274617
Culturally speaking at least. The prevalence of those things in Initial D is about the same as the prevelance of mustangs in America.

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>>16270998
THE MEMES
THEY HAVE OVERWHELMED ME
LET ME DIE

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australian dagumi would be called yazza and would drive a XE falcon automatic

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Initial Cooee

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>>16270874

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>>16270874
Chevy Nova twin cam

It's American, it's a Corolla it's a 4AG

Delivers burgers and has drive thru tray slide battles. "Tonight we're going to Chipotle pass to defeat tortilla racing school"

>>16271835
it actually says hamburger in jap

>>16271067
I came back to this thread to "this" this post

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I am (or at least was) german dagumi (RIP Shitbox)

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Инишъл П

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>>16275489
No it be 351 Clevo XE Fairmont ESP and his mate would end up with 302 Clevo XE.

If it was Holden it be a VK Group A and buddy end up with 253 VH. Or something along that sort of line.

>>16275757
Holy shit its obviously this.
>Dad hates bbq but is a madman with a smoker
>Cletus makes the deliveries
>Cant be too rough or the ribs and brisket will fall apart in the tray
>Dad puts an open can of budweiser in the cup holder to make Cletus drive smooth
>After Cletus blows up the turbo 4 Dad drops a crate V8 in it

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>>16271720
mfw I'm a frenchfag owning a 1/9

>>16276051
>>16275489
can of VB in the drink holder, with his dad bazza chucking in a blower and cop chip on the sly into it
his dad drives a gemini and fangs winnie blues

>>16276040
Western Russian Initial D would be BMW.

>>16274569
If fwd is allowed a cobalt ss turbo or srt-4 neon .V8 foxbody with stock power but modified to be competitive on the tougay. But apparently iroc-z arent so bad so they could ve a choice.

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>American Itsuki would buy a V6 by mistake

>>16270998

>Moist and meaty

That got me triggered as fuck...

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>>16276361
>iroc-z
>aestheticc

>>16271783
I think there are 4WD Pandas. Not 100% sure.

>>16271471
>it'd be a marvel to keep that interesting
F&F did it when there were drag races. Just have people keep shifting up and inching further than the other car.

>>16276641
Still stupid. You can't have any interesting passing techniques, gum tape death matches, gutter runs, the line inside the apex. Etc.

>>16276653
Burger driving
>Cletus can drive so fast while eating his burger and slurpee that rival blood sugar levels drop so fast that he loses

>>16276653
I forgot, make mastering turning left take up a volume or two because the concept of turning is novel to americans.

Then devote 5 volumes to mastering the art of turning right.

>>16276093
This opens up the door for so much product placement
>Son, you must drive Smooth© like this Keystone Light™
>so not spill a drop, or else the pork will be pulled before the customer demands it

>>16276782
>>16276773
Haha dudes fucking epic xDDD

>>16276368
nah he would be its only good if it got a v8 so he would buy a c4 corvette without an lt1

>>16276371
I suspect there are at least several people triggered for every song released by ZZ Top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU

>>16272116
Notch backs were the shitter version though weren't they? I'd say that's unassuming, looks like a two door fairmont

>>16276653
American Initial D rather than being an anime would be a Netflix Original so it doesn't need to be technical shit just needs to blow up

>>16278178
Notches had slightly better stiffness and weight. Dagumi would get the hatch so he could deliver pizza.

>>16274437

girl is 6/10
guy is 5/10

eh

>>16274437
>>16278320
girl's a 4
guy's a 5
but they look like fun to hang out with

>>16275489
And he would only do burnouts, no actual driving.

>>16278408
This lol. They look like a couple I could be friends with without accidentally fucking the girl but also without being grossed out by her.

>>16278275
I knew a guy back in the day that delivered pizza in a 4 cylinder na notch. At one point the front clip actually fell off and he ran over it then duct taped it back to the front. The Rustang.

Hatch would for sure be better for delivering pizzas.

>>16274437

her ass is fat

would plow. especially from the back

no because it's a Ford and Fords are shit

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>>16271596
Escort RS1600i?

What about mejican dagumi? Is it just like an old VW bug or maybe a Ghia?

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>>16279943
minitruck obv

>>16270874
Yeah and he'd wear overalls and no shoes and deliver moonshine instead of tofu and the love interest would actually be his cousin.

Since you know, all americans are retarded hicks

>>16279943
VAM Spirit

>>16279943
OK, but what's his job? Is he delivering tortillas? Was his dad racing for VW back in the day?

>>16279943
Nissan Tsuru obviously

>>16271836
>Econo hatchback with performance aspirations when it was sold
>rubbery chassis
>4 link rear suspension with LRA
>Laughable 80's interior

Really you swap the lamentable acceleration of the Trueno for the atrocious handling of the Fox and that's it. Hell, it even makes for a thematically fitting dichotomy.

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AMC Eagle

>Drifting on dirt roads carrying game fish from his Dad's hatchery to a private lake to stock the lake for sport fishers.

>Instead of a cup of water the tanks have no lids so driving roughly will cause the driver to get literally soaked.

>one night he comes blasting down from the lake and overtakes an IROC-Z driven by Ken Taglianetti a famous street racer.

>When he meets Ken's challenge instead of gutter dropping he cuts a corner by taking a fire-road and blasts dramatically out of the darkness in a full rooster tail spewing four wheel drift.

>Later he beats Ken's rival who drivers a Challenger SRT8 believing in the power of his Hemi.

>>16280513
Is it the 4.0 or 4.2 i6?

>>16280599
theyre both shit so it doesnt matter much

>>16280603
>4.0
>shit

No

>>16280606
it is for performance

>>16280611
>4.7 Hesco kit
>270whp 360lbft torque
>takes heaps of boost
>shit for performance

and the Eagle is light as shit even with 4WD, fuck off benchfag

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>>16270874

Corvair. It's like an american MR2 or Porsche.

>>16280632
>spend thousands to make less than 300whp

holy shit lol

thats what we call retarded

3000lbs isnt light either

>>16280667
>implying it isn't a tube frame with a fiberglass shell
>implying this isn't fiction and is real fucking life

>>16280674
turning your car into a Mary Sue is retarded

shit idea for a shit car

>>16280679
>implying the 86 wasn't a fucking Mary Sue

FFS you can't be this delusional

>>16280705
hardly

just Tak was a boring Mary Sue

>>16271836
Theo is that you?

>>16280715
>Formula Atlantic engine in the 86 didn't mean shit

Right

>>16280728
>thats the same as some retarded tube chassis and fiberglass shell

wew a 240hp engine against 300+hp cars

>>16280753
It's the same damn thing

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>>16280775
yeh this is the same as an AMC Rebel with a warmed up engine

>>16280795
Whatever fag
Eat a dick

>>16280802
gg no re ez

>>16280215
Dad owns a farm and he delivers meat to butchers?

>>16282222
Nah man, something more stereotypical to Mexico, like he's running more from the family farm and has gotten good because he had to do it in secret from the MM
His dad got great at it to the point he was comfortable teaching his son Antonio

>>16282245
*running mota

>>16282250
>>16282245
it's gotta be bush mota from a brown brick though all compressed full of seeds and twigs

>>16282444
But what is he driving?

>>16271836
I would replace the oldsmobile with a Buick regal.
Now you've got an unassuming "old person car"
thats been retrofitted with components from a totaled GNX.

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1981 Chevy Citation X11
Meets same basic timeframe, regarded by most people not in small but devoted fanbase as being a turd of a car, pretty quick for an early 80s economy car and was actually very competitive in it's SCCA class for years, winning two national titles in 1982 and 1984.

>>16282685
Wasn't there a turbo Buick version of this?

>>16282692
The 80's Buick Skyhawk compact with similar overall dimensions had a turbo model but it was a J-body chassis based model, not an X-body like the CItation.

>>16282721
Aaahh got it

>>16282444
>>16282250
I like it

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>>16271596

taurus sho

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>>16271018
The race style would be like shit straight out of The Wraith, Team Emperor could even be a reincarnation of the gang from that movie, instead of cutting up stickers they take cars and use them

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This thread is now the 80's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAdRPrXdXTU

>>16274569
>Dodge Fiero
>D O D G E F I E R O
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU RETARDED NIGGER WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A KID LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CAN NOT BELIEVE THE STUPIDITY FROM THIS ONE POST IS BEYOND THE ORBITS OF ONDERONS FUCKING PIECES BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT I NOW HAVE TO SMASH MY TESTICLES FOR FEAR OF HAVING OFFSPRING AS DUMB AS YOU