Redpill me on teslas

>>16263853
Shit cars made by a shit company with shitty business practices

>>16263853
back and forth to work car
horrible road trip car
way too expensive
pretty quick
good first run at electric
>will never be good until it can be full recharged in under 10 min at any gas station

>>16263853
They're really cool with some of the most innovative features on the market. Teslas seem to be innovation for the sake of innovation.
They're among the fastest accelerating cars in the world while being almost completely silent while doing it.
There's a submarine mode, an insane mode, a ludicrous mode, and the Model X has fucking gull wing doors on the back

They constantly do over the air updates so you can unplug your car one morning, turn it on, and suddenly your car has new features that installed overnight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-02b2ooLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWQ-dnpplaA

>>16263853
Fast
Expensive
Somehow unreliable

>>16263907
>Somehow unreliable
only the chargers

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>>16263853

shit car from a dead in the water company with an enormous faggot as CEO.

There's your red pill.

>>16263913
>if you ignore all the unreliable parts, it's reliable

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>only fast in straights
>only fast when fully charged
>super pigfat
>cheapo interior
>batteries die fast on a highway
>batteries die ridiculously fast if you actually want to go faster
>shit handling
>uncomfortable compared to yurop sedans

that would sum it up

If you want to go clean you get LPG

>>16263986
Lol didn't he also get divorced twice by the same wife?

questionable quality control on a $90000 car

>>16263913
What do you think is unreliable about the chargers?

>>16263853
Fuck, I 30 minutes from the plant, so here's your redpill:

Commiefornia: the car.

>Tech for the sake of tech
>Novel concept that turns out well
>Numbers better than that of germans
>Is still intangibly worse than foreign competition but is better than the rest of American """"""""""luxury""""""""""

>>16263853
cars for people to be interested in when they have no knowledge about cars except LAMBORGHINIS AND FERRARIS XDDDD

>>16266669
why are you worrying about quality control on expensive cars?
no one buys a expensive care for quality, just look at BMW and Mercedes

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>>16266822
>people don't buy luxury cars for quality

What happens to tesla when their shitty batteries start dying?

>>16266841
you know its a quality luxury car when the indicators never work

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>>16266934

>>16266844
NO REFUNDS

>only fast from a dig
>piss poor from a roll
>big screen is unergonomic
>can literally get viruses the same as your computer
>unreliable chargers
>heavy
>piss poor range even when you have a light foot
>company lives off gov't subsidies
>>16263858
>will never be good till can be charged in 10 at gas station
this
>>16266781
and this

>>16267431
Everything in your post is incorrect except for "heavy"

Rich people Prius

>>16263986
But muh Solar roof Tiles.