what's the biggest automotive offense you've ever done?

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Buy a Hyundai Genesis 2.0 Turbo automatic

>>16263758
crash a car

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>>16263762

>tfw i own an Elantra wagon

>>16263783
Me too, a 2000, shit is cash. Love working on cramped cars fml.

>>16263758
Ebina was the only redeeming qualities of that god awful show

>>16263844
>>16263829
>Alphonse actually enjoyed Umaru
Makes sense because they're both trash

>>16263758
Use spray cans of paint at the local auto shop to spray 60% of my vehicle. I feel guilty af

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>>16263851
Bow down to the best waifu
>any other answer is wrong

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>>16263758
4 12" subs in this.
It didn't work out.
Almost busted my back window too, cause I didn't fasten the box down and shortly after that video I took a small jump and it went flying.

Not me, but when I was 17, my twin brother stayed out all night partying and didn't head home until 8am. He was like 2 miles from our house when he decided to throw cruise control on and fall asleep at 35mph.

He crashed the 2005 Sonata we were sharing into the back of some van at a red light and totaled it.

I loved that car, it was the first car I ever drove :^( my brother is a fucking dick

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>>16263854
Riza is best.

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I ran a stoplight at an empty intersection at night because it didn't change as fast as I thought it would and I had too much momentum.

140 in a 50km/h zone.

>>16263905
at least he didn't wreck anything valuable

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I was stuck behind a tractor and a few cars also stuck behind it.

I overtook it as quickly as possible and dropped back to the limit immediately.

49kmph too fast past a laser trap, 50 would have lost me my license.

>>16263758
>Took a Gmc Typhoon
>Drained out all the engine oil
>Poured in sodium Silicate into the oil hole
>Fuckin revved the shit out of it until it squeaked sadly
>Put it in the line to get picked up by the truck to go away with the other cash for clunkers cars eaten by the evil obamocracy

>Feels bad man.

>>16264037
What were you trying to achieve by pouring sodium silicate into the oil hole?

>>16264044
Obama told me to do it.

>>16263872
>Implying there's anyone better

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Twice the speed limit racing some cunt.

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112mph in a 45 zone
I think automated car washes are worth it
I drive and enjoy an FWD corolla

>>16263854
>imblying

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203 in a 80km zone with a passenger I wasn't allowed to have.

268km/h (GPS verified) on the TransCanada Highway in western Manitoba. Did that on a sport touring motorcycle.

Other than that I bought a diesel Passat wagon with 520,000km as a winter car

I was backing up my semi truck from a 90 degree angle. Doing the same backing job everyday for weeks I didn't notice a car parked in the no parking zone and hit it. Nobody saw so got away with it. They haven't parked in the no parking zone after that.

>>16263958
In my county it is common sense to run stoplights at night, niggers hide in the bushes to rob people when they stop

I literally just drunknown bought a car. I was drinking at home watching supernatUral with my buddy and talking about how awesome muscle cars, guns and old metal are and why the show is cool. There was a Ford bronco in the episode and we decided to look for one on CL. Found one that went up a few hours ago and called the guy. My buddy drove me up there while I killed a tall PBR in the passenger seat and we arrived like 45 minutes later. Test drove and bought the bronco for 1800

So yea I'm sober now and I guess I own a Ford bronco

>>16264205
damn I bet you live in kentucky

>>16264248
Nope southern California my dude

Crossed two solid white lines

>>16264096
I'd wife the fuck out of that vampiress. Seriously, best TYPE/MOON character.

Failing that, tsunpuppy from Dog Days.

>worst offense
Probably everything I've done to and with my MX-5 in aggregate. Backwoods trails over rocks and shit, paint is fucking fucked, rust on the rocker panels because winter DD, installed turbo and supporting modifications poorly so it leaks oil and coolant everywhere, squeaks and rattles, pinch partly folded on part of one side when I let it down too abruptly, etc. Nevertheless, the damn thing goes like hell and has been reliable.

Got under a car with the spare wheel jack.

>>16264158
>270kmh GPS
>Sport touring
>No mention of brand or model
>Speedo generally out by 15% at that speed, indicated and usually limited to 299 indicated

>>16264205
livin the dream man

>>16264292
Don't fuck my wife dude

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>>16264037
fuck u kill urself wtf goddamnit seriously wtf u nigger

4 way stop, across from me was a truck with a long ass flatbed, probably for hauling construction shit. The person in front of me had already made it across when the truck was about half way through, so I gunned it like a dipshit, couldn't see the person to my left trying to go straight as he was obscured by the truck. Made it past him just fine, but it could have easily been an accident and my fault entirely. Right of way exists for a reason, i just need to be less impatient.

>>16263758
>drove 120km/h in 60 zone
>Started my bike the other day with the throttle fully open and held it at 6k rpm for a while because it wouldn't start other wise

80 in a 45 and running a red light.

Another time I drove without my glasses on.

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Probably just riding the scoot.

Or doing 145mph in a 55mph zone

Or driving under the influence of many different things when I was a dumb kid.

But probably the worst is putting a WAT sticker on my car.

>>16264341
It was a 2006 fjr1300 with a 4 into 1 exhaust, no bags, short windshield, power Commander, a less restrictive airfilter, as well as a couple other odds and ends to make it lighter/quicker/more fuel efficient. I'm also a manlet at 135lbs and 5'8" which helps.

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>Last week, hungover
>Pulling into my parking space as I've done a million times albeit a little too quickly
>Pull an Asian and scrape my right rear passenger door and quarter panel on the corner of the bumper of my neighbors lexus SUV

Pic related. I'm so ashamed. 11 years driving I've never had an accident or even a little bump.
Dropping it off to be fixed tomorrow. Pic doesn't quite do the carnage justice

>>16266191
>white golf with damages

Every white Golf GTE has damages.

>>16264037
The body better of been rusted beyond repair otherwise you're the worst type of nigger I've ever seen.

used the wrong jacking point so now i have a hole in my floorboard, i still need to get it fixed

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Someone might remember me from a few threads but my mr2 blew a head gasket and I'm trying to sell it instead of fixing it and I ask around some shops and all of them were quoted me 1,000-1,500 shekels just to fix it. I ended up buying a 2015 Corolla it's comfy and no regrets mainly because I need to get my life straight. R.I.P. Mr2 1985-2016. It's on Craigslist if you guys want to buy it like that

Have the same car for 8+ years, the car kind of grows on you and you feel like you can't get rid of the shitbox, but also don't want to spend another 5k to get her in top shape

>>16266632
Who jew talking to mi amigo?

>>16263758
Held the clutch and gas at the same time on an uphill to stay still rather than use the brakes. Almost ruined the clutch completely.

drove an unlicensed vehicle with expired plates for 4 years

>>16263758
letting my car slowly rust to death over a few years

>>16263758
>learn to drive on mim's old 90s Stanza
>they sell it after I buy my first car, spending half my savings from a year and a half of work on a 2015 Corolla S
>drive it all the way across 3/4 of the southern US (from Mississippi to California) to see my gf
>rides beautifully, sips gas, comfy ride the whole 1800+ miles to and from, need to turn off the AC after half an hour because it's getting chilly in summer heat, never have to turn it back on until tomorrow
>go back over there two months ago, moving in permanently
>drive a little tired my first night out, end up getting boned by an old Dodge Neon in Monroe LA
>their bumper absorbed everything and only got scraped paint while my passenger door got raped
>got a citation for failure to yield and decide I can just phone the court to pay it off after the cop reassures me I can
>get over here and call a couple weeks before the court date
>I can't
>have to hire a lawyer to deal with it because flying over there would not only rape my wallet, but make it impossible to replace this door and pay rent

I don't know if it's bad luck or just sheer retardation on my part. Could be both.

>>16263918

Can confirm this

>>16263758
ran from the cops once. Never again. I was shitting bricks for like two weeks after that.

125 in a 55. Got nailed for 11 over like two days later kek

I am a much safer driver now.

>>16266943
Did anything in particular happen after that?
I'm kinda curious about how doggedly they pursue people who run.

That, and I'm potentially in a similar situation. I'm not really running, but I am unable to fulfill the obligations they set on me for a moving violation.

I kinda had the same reaction when I realized I wouldn't be able to do much about it.

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>>16266943
I have also ran from the cops once. can agree would not do again.

speeding is my drug of choice.

130mph in a 60 on a bike with no bike licence.
125 in a 50 in my car.

>>16266971
nothing happened after. just paranoia. Luckily I didn't have my front plates on at the time, so they didn't get dash cam footage.

I got super lucky where it was though because the cop had to pull a u-turn at the top of a hill so he could see me turn a corner, that was also a blind corner hidden by a bush.

>>16267034
Damn. That was lucky. I hope it's just paranoia on my part, too.

Indeed, I hope that never comes back to either of us. I don't know about everyone else, but the thought of the law being able to get me here (far, far away from where it happened) takes a lot of hours out of my sleep.

80 in a 60, got it dismissed.
60 in a 40, got it dismissed.
Can't complain. Drove home to Houston from Corpus (~2.5 hr) going 100, 110 the whole way and no fucks were given.

>>16266198

Nah mines just a plain golf 1.8T

I'd hate to support a stereotype of shit drivers in your country tho

>>16263758
270 in a 50 zone.

>>16263972
I once did 125mph in a 45

>>16263758
stanced a honda

Where do I begin?

140mph+ in a 35 (scariest curve ever)
Drifting on an intertate
Brakeskidz on an interstate
Driving down a sidewalk
Driving down a pathway in a park
Driving the wrong way in a one way
Rolling stop at stopsign/running stopsign
Going in reverse down a fourlane road (is this even illegal?)
Going in reverse down a one way
Going in reverse the wrong way down a one way
Using the gravel paths between interstate lanes to make a uturn
Making an illegal uturn
Evading the police*
Driving under FRA suspension
and the worst of all
DRIVING WITHOUT INSURANCE (just don't do it)

*I didn't "outrun" them, I was under suspension and forgot to buckle my belt. Then got whoop-whooped by an asshole cop. I drove around sidestreets, parked the car at home, and walked down to the store. Cop caught up with me at the store, I denied driving the car. Nothing more ever came from it.

>>16266601
I'll give u 600

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Icy roads. Light went yellow as I was about 30 feet from the intersection. Tried to stop, wound up sliding into the intersection, had to run the red to get out of everyone's way.

This happened yesterday. Now I'm worried about getting ticketed for it. I didn't see a camera flash, so I don't know that I photographed, but I'm worried and ashamed.

>>16268585
going to fast for conditions i see
don't sweat it
it's not the end if the world if you do

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>>16268585
Also, played leapfrog on the highway, repeatedly speeding up and passing people who passed me while I was doing the speed-limit, just so they'd have to pass me again when I slowed back down. I did this for about 2 hours.
Also sped up to 210kmh/130mph on a relatively crowded highway. But that was more fun than horrible, nothing came of it, and I don't really feel bad about any of it.

>>16266880
shit like this...
I hate how legal-intensive owning a car is. Why do people gotta fuck our cars up?

>>16267112
One question, how? In Houston myself

i uh, financed a nissan versa for 13k for 6 years on 7.99% interest rate

>>16268722
if he went to court the cop the wrote the ticket didn't show up. means it gets thrown out.

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>>16264029
here in the states you're technically not supposed to go over the limit to pass, but it's virtually impossible to not do so...I've never gotten a ticket for it, but I've passed on M-22 at 80, because tourists are dumb as fuck up here in norther Michigan, drive 45 in a 55 where you're sorta allowed to go 60 as a favor but speed up when you try and pass. but officially I only got a warning because my speedo was actually off (no joke GPS confirmed) and a warning for a headlight

>>16263758
90mph on a 25mph
I was listening to GAS GAS GAS

>>16268774
same, but 110 in a 45

buy an automatic transmission car

135 in a 40, then ran from the cops. Got my shit fucked when I finally pulled over lol

kept parking my bone stock low miles 95 240sx se with manual transmission, under a tree after the first heavy dead branch fell and dinged a fender.

later a much larger dead branch fell and destroyed the rear glass and the frame member under the rear package tray.

sold the car to an auto body shop for $1500. then had to spend another $12000 for a honda insight hybrid.

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>>16263762
I sold an AE86 in good condition for an automatic '13 Genesis Coupe 3.8.

Let me die.

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>>16269130
sorry bud. Why do that to yourself?

>>16263758
60 in a parking lot, they didn't have their radar on so I only got a warning.

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>>16269216
It was for the best, I like to tell myself. I don't have covered parking (apartments), and I was neglecting too much maintenance. Sold it to a mechanic friend for almost $3k under value. He's fixing it up and trying to bump up the NA power. Might buy it back some day if I get my shit together.

Shit made it from California to Colorado with no issues.

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>>16269235
should've rented a storage locker and just bought a cheap beater to drive in bad weather if you were worried about it.

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>>16269259
P.S. there was wife-who-can't-drive-manual shit involved. The Genesis was the compromise car. She wanted something new and fancy, and I didn't want to get rid of my reliable commuter Civic.

Don't get married. They only pretend to care about your hobbies and interests until it becomes an inconvenience for them.

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>>16268585
I did the exact same thing tonight only it was on a downhill in the rain. In my defense the line for the light was impossible to see until I was on top of it and I thought I had more time to stop. I should have just kept going while it was yellow but ironically I was worried about the red light cameras.

The old Saskatchewan special shortcut across the border through the corn fields, drunk as fuck.

Speeding fast enough to end up in jail
Street racing

Never got caught though. Worst that's happened is a couple tickets for 25 and 30 over the limit

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>>16269293
Then shes riding the bus, learning manual, or buying her own cheap car. I assume she had a car already, what was wrong with that one?

>>16267053
Please tell us the story. I swear I'm not a cop.

>>16267034
>front plates
cuck

>180km/h
i know its actually not that fast though

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I'm a compulsive keyer.
I can't help but key cars when I walk past them with keys in my hand or in my pocket.
>mfw keying a freshly washed Audi TT

>>16268492
Deal but where do you live? I live in California.

>>16270996
Different anon. I'll suck your dick in SoCal for it. I need parts

>>16271076
If I were gay or bisexual I would take that offer but no thanks kek

>>16271102
:^(

>>16264158
>520,000km
WOW cool
>diesel
500k is not cool anymore

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>>16271117
How much would you give me for it?

>>16263758
Ran a stop sign. Thankfully the state of Massachussetts does not have reciprocity with out-of-state licenses for points.

>>16270873
You deserve rape.

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Drove across a 5 lane bridge sideways in traffic, made it across, pulled into a gas station to get gas, drove head on into the gas pump.

Klonopin overdoses will do that to you. At least it wasn't an automatic vehicle. I'm clean from all drugs and alcohol 7 months now after a brief stint in jail and many rehabs. Heroin sucks.

>>16270873
I hope you get aids

>>16270873
>oh look it's this bait again

>>16271174
3k

>>16271217
3$*
sorry, thats all i have

>>16271174
Hell I'd let you fuck me

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>>16271226
$30,000 firm no low ballers I know what I got.
>>16271229
I ain't gay or bisexual sorry mi amigo.

>>16271264
It's all k senpai. Parts cars are everywhere and maybe one day I won't be poor as shit

I wish I had videos, my MR2 is about 3 inches off the ground. I can touch the ground with my fingers by barely leaning over. I didn't realize how small they actually were before I got mine. Previous owner was some bean that cut the springs

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>>16271340
I'm in the same spot as you anon I just don't have the money to maintain two cars. I'm just trying to find someone who would buy it because my autism will kick in and it'll make me sad if I junk it. At least if someone buys it they will most likely take better care of it.

I did 80 in a 60 zone once

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>all those close call accidents

>>16269293
sounds like you married the wrong girl, my dude

>>16266601
It's a $20 part, nimrod.

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>>16271526
I know that Jew face. I don't have the tools and know to resurface the head.

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>110 in a 50
I go down that road every day and don't quite hit triple digit speeds down it

>trying to reach 60 down a road that has huge bumps in the road
>on a road that is only about 10 foot wide at most
>when it was raining
>with steep 5 foot drops on either side of the road

In my head I stupidly came to the conclusion that I had only put a few hundred miles on my tyres and brake discs and pads so if I need to stop, I'll stop.

I went over a bump near a corner and it felt like I was in the air for half an hour. In reality my wheels probably never left the ground but I actually wet myself slightly. I got a huge adrenaline rush from it but I don't plan on repeating it any time soon.

>>16269361
Am I late, or am I late? Sorry. Been drifting from place to place where I am.
I'm here
>>16266880
I'm just worried that the guy I handled to take care of it there won't be able to; I can't afford some $1000 flight just to go to court and pay a fine. I'm hoping he'll at least be able to get the charges down so I can take care of it out of court. I've been here in SoCal for three months, and I'm finally getting a good job. I'd very much prefer to cozy up with my gf's family worry-free and celebrate having a job to go to instead of having to dread not being able to make a court date afterward.

>>16268681
I'd be fine with paying any fine they could throw at me; anything to put it behind me and move on.
I guess the laws vary by state. I contacted a few people, and they agreed that Louisiana has VERY fucked up laws when it comes to this stuff ("There was contact, you have to go to court, don't matter if you're out in the Pacific or in Hell itself."). I know some spots let you pay fines online, or otherwise allow some means of taking care of it without a court appearance. Still, I'm no expert; all I have to go on is online research and the similar experiences of a few others.

I'd go if I could, but I simply can't afford it at this point. I just don't understand why it has to be like pulling teeth. Is it so much better to go through the hassle of extraditing me after a traffic stop (or something) and locking me up there? Judging by how awful their roads are in Monroe alone, you'd think they'd just take the fine and avoid the costliness of dragging out a traffic citation. I don't want to make things worse, but I don't have many options. Even contacting them about the fine was terrible: I ask how much it may be, get cussed out by some hag, get a fake-ass "sorry, bud", and the phone slams on the receiver.

I doubt they'll pursue me that doggedly for this, but I'd be a lot happier knowing the possibility wasn't always looming over my head out here.

>>16271201
Sounds scary as fuck, for you and for the people in those lanes.

You came really close, man. You should be happy you're alive and clean, to boot.
Good luck to ya. I hope I won't come into a situation like that anytime soon.

I used to like the Dodge Viper as a kid

>>16263758
After getting my license, I drove for five consecutive months without realizing the lights that illuminated my license plate were out. I still can't comprehend how I never got pulled over.

rear ended a truck once because I was on rusty brakes
nothing really happened, no damage to the truck or anything, just another unsightly dent in the hood of the ancient Camry I had at the time
never reported it, car was scrapped soon after anyways

>>16272288
You're just fucking stupid.

>>16263758
Unironically like a fair few Audis.

>>16263758
80 in a 45

>>16263758
>going to visit my dad's shop for some stuff
>Twingo + France's tiny streets
>masterofthetinystreets.jpg
>going through alley just large enough for my Twingo
>finally find a somewhat large place
>neat ! I leave it there
>two hours laters
>Twingo's gone
>there's a few people chatting it up at the spot
>before I ask them, they tell me my car got inpounded
>ohnotthisshitagain.exe
>"well, see this gate ?"
>tiny wall-colored metal door
>"pupils of the neighboring Catholic school exit through it, your car was blocking it"

>slid the Civic on wet road into a guardrail at >100
>slid the Civic through some bushes at >100 t while trying to cut someone off before that
>managed to fuck up parking dad's car and a neighboring Mustang [spoiler]and ran[/spoiler]
>ticket going 88 in a 60 (he wrote down to 69)
>warned because my tires squealed taking a corner ~30

I was one dumb fucking teenager, all things considered. Glad it's behind me desu

>>16274264
shit i'm 18 and I still do this stuff, only i've never gotten a ticket and I've never fucked up anyone ELSE's car because I'm not a faggot

>>16274355
You're aware that being 18 means you're still a teenager, right?

When I was 18 I tried drifting around a slight corner at way too much speed, spun around and completely fucked up the rear of my car.

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>>16264037
mfw

>drove dads ferrari into garage
>generator on ground in garage space that I thought i could still squeeze into
>scratched the fuck along the door
>he still doesnt know

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did donuts in a bowling alley parking lot while not entirely sober in exchange for a pitcher of Coors Light

does that count?

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>>16274962
>Dad's Ferrari

>>16274962
>took dad's ferrari out for a spin because of peer pressure from my friend
>we had a lot of fun
>tried rolling the odometer back by driving it in reverse
>realize he loves the car more than he loves me
>beats the fuck out of it
>accidentally roll it out of the garage down a cliff

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>>16275049

>>16263958
>tfw you do this during day.
car too fast

>Driving down busy highway at a reasonable speed
>Starts to rain
>Hit large bump
>CLUNK
>oshit.jpg
>Rear window louver has been shaken loose loose, it starts flapping around.
>Weakened by rain, the shitty adhesive holding it on fails entirely
>MFW
>Giant black louver flies into traffic, shatters into many cheap plastic tire eating shards as it slams into the ground

Thankfully nobody hit it while it was in the air, but I couldn't retrieve it as there was too many cars.

I sincerely hope nobody ran over the debris.

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72 in a 55, then blew a .20

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Pic related, local crackheads appeal

personally i havent done too much, 260kph in a 120 zone, reckless backroad drifting etc

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>>16263758
>70,000 miles without an oil change +5,000 with no oil at all

>>16275142
TLDR cocaine is a hell of a drug
>stole truck
>truck found by police
>stole truck back from tow truck operator
>loaned stolen truck to friend for armed robbery
>hit and run
>truck found by police
>stole truck again
>drove through playground
>hit and run
>high speed, running lights
>attempted to steal another vehicle
>helicopter locates suspect
>hit and run
>ran checkpoint
>spike strip pops tires
>rams and disables 3 cop cars
>pinned by 3 more cop cars
>flees on foot
>caught by dog

>>16275158
Geo Metro?

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>>16275235
Mercedes-Benz C280. I trusted my mom to drive and care for my care while I was in college. Still runs pretty much problem free.

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>>16275615
I'm not sure I can believe this.

>>16275625
Mercedes can take a lot of fucking abuse. Especially older models like that. They're built like tanks. There's a reason they're used as taxis in Europe.

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>>16275640
the only experience with benz I have is from towing them all the time. all though I will say 90's and older usually are getting towed for simple problems.

My personal favorite is when they get stuck in park and all you do is take off the shift nob and smack it with a hammer straight down while trying to shift gears and they come out of park.

That only usually works once though.

I had a giant steel motorcycle ramp fall off my trailer on the freeway once. Hope nobody hit it, but its pretty likely people did lol.

>>16275659
FUCKING KEK
>replaced Euro-Beats 10A fuse
I lost my shit oh no.

>>16275615
>>16275625
They have a lot of oil in the engine, so the oil doesn´t get hot and breaks dows as fast as on other cars.

I continuely drive an automatic and dont wish to make an effort to learn to drive a Manual.

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>>16275802
disgusting

>>16275805
I want to REEEEEEEEEEE and have one at the same time, wtf?

>driving without inspection
>driving without license
>driving with passengers and without an adult on temporary license
>going 100kmh in a 50 zone with thick fog
>going 110kmh in a 30 zone
>blocking a narrow street with my car while playing Pokemon Go
>driving while playing Pokemon Go
>U turn at night on highway to avoid toll station
>ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, walked 2km back and forth with a 1,5l water bottle to refill tank

95 on a 65 road. Was trying to see how fast I can drive. steering wheel was rattling.

Drove my car by myself while on learners doing 90 in backstreet car would of got impounded etc

I've rushed in front of a car driving at >80 km/h, had he not slammed the brakes I wouldn't have made it across the 4 way intersection. I drove away feeling like a moron. I thought I had checked to my right, but I didn't.

Running with a timing belt that should've been changed a year ago :(

>>16264029
>needing 50 over the limit to pass a tractor

should've lost your license

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>110 in a 70
>in wet conditions
Going above 100 itself is an instant ban

>>16268765
>but it's virtually impossible to not do so...I've never gotten a ticket for it

I want to say it's practically unheard of. Even a bitchy cop on their period who's mom just died won't pull you over for passing someone, as long as you slow back down in the slow lane.

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I regularly park like this at the walmart I go to because I drive a f150 and the spaces are literally too narrow to park in without going over both lines, and I don't have the patience to center myself perfectly on top of them.

I want to strangle the civic engineer behind that parking lot
"huhu if we make the spaces so small that trucks can't park in them we'll have a whopping two extra spaces for people to park in!"

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>>16275049
Mfw

>>16276490
American parking lots are so retardedly oversized that you could just leave away the lines and let everyone park criss cross, and it still wouldn't make a difference.

>>16276490
>I inconvenience others on purpose because I'm lazy

>>16263758
'Antisocial use of a motor vehicle'.
Driving straight at some uppity bint and steering away at the last second.
Warned about it again after being caught doing 80 in a 30.

Bought a motorbike, crashed it on the way home, haven't gotten around to ordering a new gear lever yet.

>>16263758
185~ in a 40.

Also flew off the road once, broke a sign in half by slinging the car through it and driving off before any cops showed up.

>went through a closed railway crossing several times
>went 100 in a 20 zone

all 100% safe though

>>16275049
>things that never happened: the post

>>16277066
Clearly you are young as fuck if you don't get the reference.

>>16275940
>>ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, walked 2km back and forth with a 1,5l water bottle to refill tank
The fuck? Why didn't you ask the gas attendants for a jerry can? All they need is a form of ID so if you decide to use that gas to burn a house down they can put you on a list of suspects.

>>16277086
Because there were none. It was 11pm just outside a small rural town.

>>16277105
Fuck, I would've just pushed it there at that point.

Used to keep an empty jerry can in my trunk for this reason, but I almost always fill up when I'm at a quarter tank.

>>16270873
Of course it's a disgusting nintennigger

>>16268765
MA here, everyone does (at least) 70 in 55s, even (or perhaps especially) cops
mostly because of how stupid having a limit of 55 on a 4 lane highway is
police don't give a shit unless you're pushing it to 90 or something

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>>16275940
Suomi as fuck

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Illegal stuff;
>200kph in a 90-zone
It was clear out, great car on great tires, good road and the road was absolutely empty of people

Legal, yet horrible stuff;
>drove a Kia Rio and really liked it

Thats pretty much it I guess... I've never ran a red light or failed to yield. My truck is not "legal" to drive due to the LED-bar on the roof & the tires being too big, but I don't label that as an offense

>>16279002
>temporary license
>toll highway
I think not

I rusted the hood on my honda and it looked worse than I thought it would. After two months i rinsed off all the rust i could, repainted the whole car with rustoleum and then sold it a week later to a kid for $2500.

>>16264044
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_Allowance_Rebate_System
It was an incentive for people to by new, more fuel efficient vehicles by trading in there old vehicle and getting a rebate.
All at the expense of the taxpayer of course

>>16271201

>I drove on drugs and crashed
>why did this happen

overdose and die for the sake of humanity

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I passed one of these by driving underneath it. On a bike obviously.

>>16279564
TOPKEK

>>16266835
what the fuck nigger there are 3 pedals press the middle one some time

Charged with DUI thr morning after drinking, charges dropped in court.

The real offense was I got caught because I crashed Betsy, my 07 Buick Allure after fishtailing in snow and putting her into a tree.

>>16266191
If those are just paint scrapes and the car isn't dented you can get those out yourself really fucking easily you pleb.

>>16275805
>honda civic

>>16279034
>illegal to drive because of a lightbar on the roof
All of Scandinavia needs to be nuked

>>16280895
>he was never driving in the scandinavian winter

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>>16263758

>Backed work car into another work one that was parked literally behind me

>Drive Isuzu NPR cube trucks like go karts

>160 KM in a 50 zone

>Got Blacked my Tyrone and J'quante

Two

>was looking at phone at 9:30 on a Friday night
>4 Lane intersection
>habit of gunning it when I can on green lights to get to the other labe
>in my peripheral vision see other light go red
>"duh my light must be green11!!"
>gun it
>it was red and a left turn green for the parallel Lane
>almost got hit

Also
>easter
>want to go to go's house
>car is in the garage with uncles car on the other side of the driveway
>think I can back up with plenty of room
>I can't
>was blasting eurobeat so I didn't know I traded paint

I don't think he ever knew it was me but I just asked for his keys and parked it so he couldn't see the scratch

Other than that not to bad

>>16281077
Gf's house
Sorry for shit spelling I'm just tired and don't want to type this at 11:47

>>16264205
How is this a bad thing?

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>>16279002
>>16279041
Not Finnish, this was in north Italy
Pic related yesterday's fog

>driving around the highway in my neon green godmachine with bright red wheels blasting techno loud enough to hear it a kilometer away
>spot some drunk cunt in a customized shitbox
>looks like he spent hours putting the thing together himself
>take a big fat puff on my vape and ram him from behind
>he hits a police car
>policeman ignores me completely and starts trying to push the guy off the road
>eventually he hits a tree and dies with next week's paper on his face for some reason
lmao taught that bitch a lesson

>>16266601
Bummer, I'm fixing that same problem right now on a lemons car

130 in a 70
Driving through front yards
Driving through school soccer/football fields

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Ran from a cop in a C1500 and got away.

Plastidipped my wheels.

[spoiler]It's a really good product[/spoiler]

>>16275049
>>16277079

I'm not young af but I didn't got it either. Maybe it's cuz i'm from yurop, can someone enlighten me?

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>>16281457

>>16281461
Thanks, I don't know that movie

>>16275091
>car too fast
brakes too shit

>>16264072
>Twice the speed limit
80km/h in a 40 zone right?

>>16264158
Those yuropian diesel engines go for longer than they have a right to. My old man put 1.2 million on a Merc Sprinter.

One time when it was a real dewy night I went to the local footy oval and did mad skids fucking everywhere, haven't got a clue how I didn't get caught.

>>16273803
Nothing wrong with that.

>>16276287
modern tractors get pretty fast. i've seen one hit 55 hilariously bobbing along on the highway like a pogo stick

>>16263758
I once drove a Chevy without deliberately crashing it to rid the world of the hateful thing.

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>>16280919
I think he is more referring to our strict rules regarding vehicle modification

>>16279465
way to trigger the fuck out of me you autistic neckbeard. i never said i wondered why it happened. christ. this is a thread about automotive offenses. i got feelings man and you hurt damn near every one of them

>>16281543
I once drove a Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry :(

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>>16263758
>I installed subs, speakers, amps, and headunit in my car.
>Wiring was a hack job. I used tape and zip ties instead of proper crimps
>worked fine for 2 years
>brother borrows car
>crashes it, wiring comes loose
>spend 3 hours in winter rewiring everything, fucked up somewhere tho
>entire harness melts all the way to speakers
>400$ to fix
>get new car, fuck it, refitted to stock configuration, the dash lights go out during wiring
>give car to parents, tell them a bulb or fuse probably got knocked out
>stock radio doesn't work, only static
>they give me shit for thoroughly fucking the electronics up all the time.

>>16278979
Fellow masshole here, I drive 90 and 93 everyday. On 90, everyone does 70+ ( 55 limit I think) and on 93 they do 60ish (45 limit for some retarded reason). Cops casually roll at 80 in the left lane though, so no real worries

>>16281990
>tfw no whiskey or rye

>>16282220
the pike is 65 bruh

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>>16281206
Kek.

>>16282936
Nah, 55 going south before 93

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you as a drive

>>16283054
East on 90*

Driving on methadone

I should not be alive

running through a intersection at 2am coming back from the airport. being tired as shit didnt help

>>16283066
I can imagine, you'd have no traction on that shit
Asphalt is much better

>>16281477
its good movie. should watch sometime

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>Tried to get through a light way too late on a yellow
>got t-bone'd
>car still drove
>Nope.
>Hit-and-run
>Car was my dad's
>wasn't a registered driver
>had no insurance on that car
>was a company car

Dad pretty much just lol'd and said it was a good move to do that and not cause any insurance headaches

>mfw the car was sitting in the company lot with plates removed and waiting repairs for a month after he traded up to a new car

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>>16269358
>Forcing your wife to ride the bus because she can't drive a manual vehicle

This turns me on for some reason.

>>16274705
Well shit, that's a relief

>>16263758
about 150mph in a 65.

Was racing a caddie with my mkiii supra. Blew the drive shaft and the ass end of my tranny. Had to call mom to use her aaa at 3am. Earlier that night got three tickets at the local street races. Loud exhaust, illegal left turn, and being out past curfew. Was 17 at the time. No offenses in the last 7 years though.

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>>16270873

>>16283459
>out past curfew
What the fuck is this?

>>16283474
I'm not him, but where I'm from (central NY) you can't drive before 6am or after 9pm if you are under the age of 18 unless you are going directly to/from school, work, or home.

>>16283474
I forget what the law is now but I got the ticket at 2am. I think I wasn't allowed to be driving past midnight unless it was to or from work.

Going 160 over the speed limit. Sigh

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I drove a BMW x3, put on the 6th gear, and started driving.
Burned down the fucking clutch.

>>16283482
I was about to say it's a bullshit law but then I remember Americans get full license at 16 so it makes sense to restrict them

>>16283523
Most Americans do I think New Jersey gets their full license at 18.

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>>16263758
I shift super early.

Sometimes I put it in 6th @ 30mph and put my foot to the floor for extended periods of time :)

>>16283523
I've lived in a few states and none of them let you get full license before 18. I've seen junior licenses where you can only drive alone after X hours of signed-off practice with an adult and there's limitations of how many/what kind of passengers you can have.

>>16283700
Full license meaning not a permit. Which requires you to drive with a sober adult over 21.

>>16283617
... why?

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>>16283797
In burgerland there are 3 types. at least where I'm at. permit at 15, intermediate at 16 ( cant drive past midnight unless going to work or school), and when you renew it at 18 they give you the unrestricted.

Now thats not counting class E, CDL, Hazmat and other random shit you can get added on. Motorcycle license in murrica is real fucking ez to get. there's no limits or classes for that you can drive anything on 2 wheels if you can pass a 20 question multiple choice written test.

>>16275049
hey there mister Bueller

>>16283474
Communism

>>16283823
>Motorcycle license in murrica is real fucking ez to get. there's no limits or classes for that you can drive anything on 2 wheels if you can pass a 20 question multiple choice written test.

I have a buddy who's hell bent on getting a liter bike right after getting his license. It'd past the point of talking him out of it. Probably gonna see him in the paper soon

Triple the posted limit, 75 in a 25.

Rolling stop signs at 3AM in my neighborhood when there's nobody on the road.

Passed over a double yellow while doing twice the speed limit to get in front of a friend of mine who was fucking with me.

100+ in a 45.

>>16285806
Oh, also a street race against a coworker.

>>16285681
honestly its not that bad. It really depends if hes a fucking idiot or not. the modern bikes have power in the low rev range so you don't have to rev the piss out of them to make it move.

If hes a idiot it don't matter if its a 250 or 1000 all bikes have more than enough power to fuck your shit up.

a 1000 will pick up the front way faster than a 600. but my first bike was a cbr 600rr

I run over 2 cats and a doge and felt nothing

120 in a 50

>>16281503
#ICAN'TREAD

Drink and drive nearly every day for the past 12 years.

AMA

>>16264037
>things that didnt happen

>>16286382
are you worried about getting caught, hurting yourself, or hurting others?

>>16286382
What is your mom planning to do for your 13th birthday party?

Was driving drunk, high in mj or speed or pills, never did any harm though

>>16286382
Dad?

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>>16263758
>Be poorfag
>Use public transportation to go to work
>Get promoted
>Literally need car for work now as promotion means I need to run out to get shit for work
>Had saved around 5K by now, start looking for a decent shitbox.
>Uncle who's always been a bro hears about it.
>Just gives me his old 180K 98 Subaru Forester.
>He's treated that car like a fucking prince during the time he's owned it
>Wont take my money
>"It's ok anon, your aunt has been talking about getting another car, so I'll take her sedan and we'll get her another one from the dealer"
>Two months later, pic related.

Got hit on an intersection at 3 AM in the morning and hit the concrete divider straight on, bounced off it and came to rest on the opposite side of the road, according to witnesses I ran the light just as it changed and I could've sworn I had a green light, so I blame it on being up at 3 AM in the morning for work.

That car was immaculate, I didn't even care about the lesbianmobile meme. Head gasket problems? Kek. My uncle rebuilt the entire engine by the time I got it in the first place. I am a grown-ass man, but I have never felt like such a little child as when I had to let him know I had an accident on his old girl.

>>16264037
>Destroying a perfectly good vehicle for obummerbuks

Commit sudoku

Did 135+ mph in my old Camaro z28 in a 55 zone
Did similar numbers in a 55 zone with a 370z

Only ever gotten a ticket for doing 65 in a 45

My car's speedo only went to 145mph so I have no idea how fast I was really going.
92 eagle talon tsi btw, modded to around 650hp

>>16271264
you out in coachella valley my nig? or just passing through on indian to get a oggle at them there windmills?

>hey dad can I borrow your BMW
>crash it 500 yards from home into a police car
>whoops

>>16266601
Jesus christ do it yourself for a few bucks

>>16275805
I want to an hero for liking this

180 in a 100 zone in my v70 t5.
drifted a friends car around a corner and spun out, before getting t-boned by a car coming the other way.

>>16263758
>going 95 on a country road
>7 people in my mini van
>coming around long sloped bend
>see cop waiting around the bend
>woooop
>fuuuuuuuuuck
>cop comennts on eagle scout licence plate frame
"Your an eagle scout you cant lie to me, how fast where you going"
"Probably high 70's sir"
>cop askes me to step out of the car
>has me walk over to his pasanger door
>shows me his onboard computer
Cop asks "tell me whats on the screen"
"Uh, its a loading screen sir"
"Yep, my onboard computer crashed 3 seconds before he came around the corner, i could give you a visual ticket but..."
>mfw i get a warning
>mfw the only reason i was not going 120 was becuse i slowed down for the turn
Never pulled shit like that again tho

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>>16263758
Legitimately raced people on the touge, doubling the speed limit at points......would have had my car impounded and lost my license if I was caught...

>>16263758
I hit a tree in a parking lot. For whatever reason I was more concerned regarding whether or not gf saw it. I later lied to her about the dent in my not too bad shitbox (B5 V6 passat)

>>16263769
This. Twice.

driving 60km/h in a 10km/h zone

>>16288496
>according to witnesses I ran the light just as it changed
Did the guy who hit you pay them off?

>>16263758
A changed lanes in an intersection once
never again

>>16278979
>>16282220
Fellow Mass cretin here. You guys def live here from those descriptions. Use 93 and 495 daily, and the general speed is like 70. Only got a speeding ticket once doing 85, and that was around the NH state line, where they seem to be more strict about that shit.

We've got a weird section of highway here where the speed goes from 55, to 45, to 55 over about 2 miles. I wasn't quite at the 45 sign yet and I got a ticket for speeding.

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>>16266867
>TFW

Hit my dad's truck on one rear quarter panel with my car while backing out at 6am. Hit it again on the other side pulling in a few days later.
Only scratched paint on the truck that you have to look hard to notice, while my front fender on both sides got ripped the fucked out and I cracked a headlight housing.

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>>16288996
Yea I'm in coachella valley if you have money to waste and you can fix cars you can take the car 300 shekels with a free timing belt and air filter Kek.

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>>16275805
disgusting
if i ever see a mememobile i'm slashing some tires

i ran over a cat once

>>16263758
wrapped a r33 gtst around a fence

>>16263905
This is more stupidity than a bad offence. Your brother is a twat

>>16264558
This is what i did to my cbr250rr sometimes, it was a misfiring cunt in the cold. Did not feel good but it lasted

>>16268765
>norther Michigan
>tourists are dumb as fuck
>being a yooper
You are all dumb as fuck

Probably full-on endurance racing-style dirty passing in the canyons, including cases where I actually forced my way into the middle of a pack of slow cars and then popped back out and passed the rest, while in the middle of a "race" with a more equally-matched car and driver.

Now, I could make a whole bunch of excuses, like the fact that I'm a trained racing driver, that I have tons of track experience, and that the other fast driver was somebody I've run with at the track on a regular basis and so I knew exactly how he'd react in the situation, but really it was dumbass in the moment bravado and we could've gotten ourselves and other people killed.

>>16263758

Just driving too hard and fast for the car, road, situation. Makes you look like a retard when your car goes skipping all over the road and then you hit something because you couldn't look out a few seconds ahead of where you were going. Racetrack things belong on autox etc. not on public roads.

Revving the engine while cold morning, thinking that I'm going to make the car heat up faster.

Road rage, any other engagement or interaction with other drivers at 70mph speeds.

Flexing for no reason, taking a sports car off road or on the beach and getting stuck in sand.

Not paying attention to tire pressure between oil changes. Driving on -10psi all winter.

>>16296880
>like the fact that I'm a trained racing driver,
you wish track day hero

>>16269293
fucking divorce her you cuck, the second your spouse starts trying to control what you buy, drive, do etc. just because she can't do it then it's time to sign the papers. do it now before you're too old. this is why people need to hold off on getting married, it just makes it harder to drop the bitch, hold off for a few years and if she starts trying to control you then fucking drop her in an instant. however if you're still loving each other as if you just met even years down the line then marry, you're pretty much destined to be together if that's the case. but holy shit anon i feel so bad for my man.

>>16297873
oh lawd how true is that.
Friend of mine got married in June. He had a 2013 WRX he got new when he got his Nursing job (They're both nurses making $50k+ a year, not broke at all) . He likes three things; pussy, cars, and guns. She start nagging him about his WRX the next day after they got married. He got rid of it and got some garbage Carola that he hates. Next she starts complaining about the guns. He still buys guns and gun related things, but he doesn't tell her. I don't know how she doesn't notice $500+ gone from their accounts, but whatever. She has no problem though with spending money on trips and stupid shit she wants to do. She had no issue with him dropping $300 for a new iPhone for her. I like the bitch, but you can't complain about me spending my own fucking money when we don't have money issues.

>>16264037

I seriously want to find the mother fucker that decided to clunker a fucking typhoon and break his god damn legs. Who the fuck does that?

>>16263854
patrician tier