whip out your lady cock
>>16257566
be white
>>16257566
Ask him for directions
>>16257566
Fuck the police. Following you at 11:45 on the last day of the month waiting for you to make a mistake. Then giving you a $155 ticket for rolling through a stop sign on a deserted ass road because there's a strange car following you.
>>16257566
Tell them thank you when you get a ticket
>>16257583
I usually pull over and pretend to make a phone call
>>16257579
>>16257593
cuck
>>16257566
ask if his explorer has the ecoboost
Make fun of GM's lack of competition
Ticket avoided
>>16257566
Take off for shits and giggles
>>16257566
Enter the nearest fast food drive thru and start ordering
>>16257594
hey man im not saying its a bad thing. all i know is it works for me
>>16257566
>Shift into R for RACE
>Punch it!