Post cars you're ashamed to love here. >Nissan Pao

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old minis
i can barely fit in ome comfortably so owning ome isn't a viable option

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Corvettes

>>16255516
Neck yourself

>>16255191
Literally saw one of these yesterday, was wondering what the fuck it was

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GLS Tempo/XR5 Topaz

>>16255505
No shame in old Mini's. One of the all time greatest cars ever made back in the day. And it's a classic now.

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Anyone who drives/rides one of these is a dick, no exception. They are permanent hazard on the road, they go wherever they like because "I'm not a real car but I'm not a real bike either", they are noisy as fuck unless autistically well maintained yet they never ever die, they are slow enough to be annoying in traffic but just fast enough to be legitimately dangerous, and their exhaust smoke smells of cancer.
But I'll never get over my regret of not grabbing one for myself back when I lived in Italy.

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A foxbody. Don't step on me

>>16255191

I lust after these fuckers. Too bad they're only RHD

>>16255191
1987? That's dope as fuck

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I actually like the little EG/EK civics. I wanna buy a cheap one, strip out the interior, rip out the front swaybar, get some decent tires on it, and hoon the shit out of it

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The dodge colt

>>16256239
with a 4g63t

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I dont know why. Something about the ruthless simplicity and cheapness of it calls to me. Everytime i (rarely) see one i have to check it out

>>16256217
No shame in liking a double wishbone sub 2000lbs car m8.

>>16256249
or a 4b11, I like NA

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>>16256276

>>16256281
The 4B11 was 2008+ only. There was a N/A variant of the 4G63.

>>16256276

You should try sitting in the rear seat of one some time. I'm 5'11" and I have to bend my neck almost all the way to sit upright.

>>16256291
I mean a swap.
But OEM speaking, 4g92t ftw.
4g63t only on newer versions

>>16256217
>>16256280

Except there is shame in liking Honda because it's both the most dudebro JDMONSTERSTANCEFUCKYOF&F brand ever and because it's the japanese manufacturer with the least guts right now. I hate Honda, specially "Honda enthusiasts".

And yet, they made some genuinely good cars in the 90s-00s that I'm ashamed to admit I like. Even though I've only seen one or two examples in real life...and those were racecars. I love their engines in particular even though I think VTEC is a shitty meme most of the time, the B16 and K-series engines being a favourite of mine.

>>16256302
Never been inside one. Im a 30 year old blue collar laborer from the industrial part of coastal texas. I would get laughed off the job if i pulled up to the plant in anything less a RAM 2500 4X4 HUGE EDITION 20" RIMZ JACK UM HIGH SO THE FAT CHICKS CANT CLIMB IN CUMMINS TARBO CHROME

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I love the Daewoo Lacetti/Chevrolet Lacetti/Suzuki Forenza/Suzuki Reno.

I want to buy a Forenza (USDM sedan/wagon variant, Reno was the hatchback variant), turbocharge it cuz Opel 2.0L engine, then make it into a replica/tribute car to the WTCC championship winning race cars.
Chevrolet actually sold a special WTCC R+ tribute edition in Europe (pic related), available as a sedan, wagon or hatch, the R+ came with 17" Team Dynamics wheels, a special Alcon front big brake kit (just like the race cars), a special body kit, lowered suspension, and a supercharged 1.8L Opel engine making about 170 HP.

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>>16256291
It is called the 4G69.

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>>16255191

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>>16256387

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>>16256305
I thought for a long time that the Zonda, 993, and FD would stand in my heart as the "best sports car designs so far" for the categories of supercar, coupe, and 2 seater.
But damn are the LC500 and AMG GT giving the FD and 993 a fight.

I fucking love crap brown full size wagons, mainly insofar as actually owning and driving them.
Of all eras also, I drive a used MDX, it's not an SUV.

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>>16256461
wagons are dope

>>16256461
>feels
That Caprice Wagon is gorgeous. Where I'm from I haven't seen one for many years, isn't that something? They were everywhere in the 80s

>>16256316
>even though I think VTEC is a shitty meme most of the time, the B16 and K-series engines being a favourite of mine.

>Thinks VTEC is a shitty meme
>Likes engines that are great because of VTEC

Ok bro you're right.

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>>16256496
If only 2000s era Nissan interiors weren't so bad because the wagons used to be able to avoid the (also nasty) stock VQs.

VQs have the worst induction noise of any modern engine and a very bad exhaust noise stock, because Nissan does the "brown wagon thang" better than the RX and MDX.

I hope the CX9 or low-spec V90 have enough power because I'm looking forward to them.

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Eastern bowes and commiemobiles.
They were all terrible compared to what existed in the west at the same time but I find them fascinating anyway. They are like a small window into what cars could be if concived with completely different ideas, different means.

>>16256533

I said "most of the time", retard, learn to read properly. Those engines are great because of VTEC but most others are just trash, VTEC or not. VTEC in MOST applications is such a meme that most serious racing Hondas just remove VTEC altogether. Suzuki's G13B engine in the early 90s was a much simpler high-rpm engine, just as effective as Honda's only smaller and much simpler, foregoing VTEC for what's just an awesome head on a busy little 1300cc engine.

VTEC.
VTEC.
VTEC.
I've said VTEC so many times already I can hear the Best Motoring chorus on my head saying "VTEC KURABU!".

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Mk 6 fiesta's

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>>16256596

Same here. If I ever have more free time than I know what to do with I'm going to import and restore a Zaporozhets

>>16256150
Remind me again what /o/ hates about foxbodies... It's because they're weebs, right?

>>16256185
>>16256171
>>16255191

Was the Pao ever sold in North America? I swear to God, I must have been sleep-deprived and hallucinating but I think I saw one in Saint Paul, Minnesota last month. Same color, same size, same rear-window horizontal split.

I just can't imagine that anyone around here would care enough to import something like that.

>>16256741
>Was the Pao ever sold in North America?
Nope.
>I swear to God, I must have been sleep-deprived and hallucinating but I think I saw one in Saint Paul, Minnesota last month. Same color, same size, same rear-window horizontal split.
They're over 25 years old now so legal to import.
>I just can't imagine that anyone around here would care enough to import something like that.
People have actually started importing Nissan S-Cargo's so I wouldn't be surprised.

>>16255191
Never seen that. Its pretty sick.

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>>16256282
I really want one of those with the 3 cylinder and 5 speed.

>tfw 21st century Geo Metro

>>16256394
No. The 4G69 was a N/A 2.4L version, not a N/A 2.0L version. The N/A 2.0L was the 4G63, while the turbocharged version was the 4G63T.

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>>16257066
I like the new model even better

>>16256316
>it's the japanese manufacturer with the least guts right now.
What do you mean by this?

>>16256135
I know your feels, but we never had these cars, tho.

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>>16256690
I'm seriously considering getting a Trabant. I'm pretty close to Germany so it's possible to get one, they are pretty cheap, and spare parts are still very common and unexpensive on the other side of the Rhein. Plus the engine is as straight-forward as it goes and can be taken off by hand, you only need to worry about rust on the chassis.
It's one unevitable european smokes/emission regulation to be permabanned though, and I'm far to retarded to try and fit a new engine (not to mention engine swaps are paperwork hell here)
Still not sure whether or not I should pull the trigger. For that or a Wartburg 311.

>>16255505
it's a classic race car with pedigree. It destroys mustangs.

It's not one you should be ashamed to like, every car person is forced to like it.

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I like toyota iq for some reason.
It's face looks like an old trains snow plow. It looks geniunely badass.

>>16258724
I'd wanna have one just to get smug when I offer my annoying friends who constantly ask me if I could take them somewhere a ride in it.
Hell, I'd practice the line "Oh, I can give you a lift in my car. It's a 4-seater after all" in front of a mirror.

On the other hand, sqeezing into a shoe box like that at 6'3 myself is probably neither comfortable to watch nor to actually pull off.

>>16258705
Wartburg 311 is the far nicer car but Trabbi is more iconic.

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>>16258781
311 is great but it's a bit harder to come by, more expensive and spare parts more rare.
That front end though

>>16258705
If you're worried about the emissions thing, you could try and look for the versions that had a 1.1 gasoline engine from the VW Polo. Most Euro countries would let you swap in a more modern engine in those, as long as it's also a VW four cilinder of about the same displacement.

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Rat Rods, im not ashamed at all.

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>>16258788
i like it tho

>>16258818
It's just in this right spot between looking cool and looking stupid. It's like an atrophied american barge and oddly enough it works.

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>>16258724
If you're gonna do it, then do it properly

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>>16258705
Fellow Trabbi lover here, I am still bitting the arsehole trying to save eurobucks for a P50 or P60 although bringing it inside the country might be a pain.

>not to mention engine swaps are paperwork hell here
Ditto, but at this point I am unsure if I trully want to do an engine swap. Sure, maybe I might get more power out of a new one, but at least in my country it's hell on earth when it comes to engine change. Paperwork, regulations, "no engine with over X horsepower than the older one" and so on.

>>16258788
>That front end though
Dunno, it looks similar to the one of some old Volvo model, but I like it more.

I'd also get the cheaper and more boring Wartburg 353. I like the blocky aspect of it.

>>16258818
I'd love to own a 311 but I could never afford it. I'd have to settle for a 353 (and it MUST be a mustard-green station wagon)

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>tfw no smart roadster for burgers until at least 2028
>tfw no hayabusa swapped smart roadster

>>16258951
smart roadsters are neat but i wish they had a real engine not some dinky thing measured in CC.
my dad has a 1000cc utv that opens the warp gate as soon as you look at the throttle.

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E100-chan

>>16256332
>caring what your redneck coworkers think about your car

>>16256461
The LC500 is pretty cool, but is it really as beautiful and perfect as the FD? Maybe if it had looked more like the FT-1...

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Only American I've ever desired.
Rarer than an unicorn over here in yurop.

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Even tho the frontend looks like a downey sucking on a lemon and they are 3000 lbs i want a merkur

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I use to consider this a german lada and nothing more, until I got a ride in a 1.2.

Now I understand why they called it a giant killer.

>>16258938
How would they even know you swapped the engine? And why couldn't you just slip the guy a 50?

>>16259115
>How would they even know you swapped the engine?
Because you've replaced a smoking loud 2 cyl 2 stroke with a 4 stroke I4. Duh. It's pretty obvious.
>And why couldn't you just slip the guy a 50?
Because even if he accepted it (which he won't,because he could lose his comfy government job that way), he couldn't legally change the amount of cilinders, or amount of power, it makes on it's registration papers without doing several standardised and expensive tests that are designed for car manufacturers to pass - not civilians.

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I don't know what it is that makes me like it so much.

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the greatest korean turd

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>>16259112
I think we share a similar perversion.

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>>16259245
That's a r8 gordini, you stupid fuck.

>>16259245
The gordini is pretty good too.

>>16259255
You do know that same and similar are two different things?
NSU Prinz TT #1 and NSU Prinz TT #2 are same, NSU Prinz TT and Renault R8 Gordini are similar.

>>16258773
iQ owner here. You'd fit just fine.

>>16259269
Where I'm getting at is why would you be ashamed of loving the R8 gordini? It's one of the most desirable vintage rally car out there, not far from the alpine.

>>16256249

4g63t is for f4g90ts

>>16258790
>>16258938
>Most Euro countries would let you swap in a more modern engine in those
Here, you can theoretically swap any engine you want, but you then need to have your car registered again, tested again, etc. Your car identification contains data on the engine itself, so it is possible but you just need to do everything again, on your own money, etc.
That keeps me somewhat hopeful, if we get some annoying eurosceptic in power, maybe they'll tear the whole thing down and we will get less nanny-state bullshit anti-fun regulations.

>>16259115
Original guy here.

>How would they even know you swapped the engine?
Engine serial, along with other informations about the engine, chassis and car itself are registered on the Car ID (or what germans call "Brief"). If you change the engine you have to go to all the fun of National Auto Registry and let them check if the swap was done right (they don't let you do it yourself, you'll have to bring proof you paid "professionals" do it for you in an authorised service"). After you paid for exactly everything, then good job! You have a car with an upgraded engine.

>And why couldn't you just slip the guy a 50?
Problem is finding the guy. Although my country is corrupt in many aspects, a lot of folks are quite pricky about it so it's simplier to just go "the legal way".

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I love the styling. I honestly don't think there is an ugly Aveo.

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>>16255191
>Nissan's pike cars were the best
Renault R5 Turbo

>>16260536
Giugiaro design

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>>16256150
>>16256719
Idk they seem like they'd be pretty good at giving head

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Should I buy a J60? Why?

>>16260751
Because a fool and his money are quickly parted.

>>16256239
The lights/grille look straight PS13

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>>16258986
>busa swap
>efficiency now measured in burnouts/donuts per gallon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7shhFUhP3XY&t=57s

>>16255191
my autistic obsessions
>AW11
>A60
>AE86
my lesser tier favorites
>Countach
>R5 Turbo
>CRX Si
>Dome Zero

am I alright, /o/?

>>16260830
>obsessions
>all toyota
>not even trying
At least throw another brand in there so not everyone can tell you're a shitposting shill

>>16256243
this.

>>16259112
>>16259245
Hell yeah!

>>16260836
no you don't understand

80's toyota is my autistic obsession

>>16260887

I know it makes me a pleb but i feel exactly the same way

embrace your feelings however dumb they may be

>>16256690
>still rear-engined
>"radiator" grill on the front
>screwed directly over flat steel
Oh Ivan, you silly cunt
1st gen Zapos are neat, they look a bit like the Fiat 500

shitty and worn out cars. theres a certain look with them that i like
>shagged 80's cars
>not perfect daily driver 70's cars
>shitted out and reliable 90's cars
theres definately an aesthetic

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>>16255191

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>>16260887
>>16260910
>80s toyoyo
Clearly explains why you're on this board and not an auto enthusiasts forum.

>>16260646
is there anything Giugiaro couldn't make attractive?

>>16255191
Why do you love this anon? It looks like a VW Thing and a mini had a baby that was handmade with stamped panels in Soviet era Russia and complemented with windows off of an RV.

>>16255523
XD

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My dad had one growing up, its was slower than piss but could corner better than an M3.

>>16255505
Don't be ashamed of liking an actually cool car, you should be ashamed of liking an SUV

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I just found this and it's pretty embarrassing but also absolutely fantastic. And that includes the name because it's called the Fiat Jolly.

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Supercubs 2bh

>>16258705
Where are you at? Here in Hungary we have them for even cheaper than in germany (or at least what I see on mobile.de) and I see them driving around often cause the government doesn't really give too much of a shit about emissions

>>16266941
I'm in France. We have very few of them, it was never sold here but some small-time collectors brought some into the country in the late 90s. There is probably a couple hundred of them and when they go for sale they are never expensive. A bit more than they are in Germany though and since it's just a could hours drive or train ride away, it's better to directly hunt for one straight from there.
As for emissions, our beloved elected officials have been up to shenanigans recently with stuff like banning cars older than 25 from circulating in Paris, some other towns plan on passing similar rulings because "muh athmospheric pollution" (completely disregarding the fact that most of it comes from the industrial aread arround the city)

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>>16258938
it looks so happy

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>>16267440
>then it realized socialism was going very, very wrong
>it's face when it stopped working

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TSX

>>16267106
eewwwwwwww

>>16268777
It's cute though. CUTE!

>>16260773
does roadster busas actually handle or they're just burnout/quarter-mile queens like short smarts?

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Used to be obsessed with this car, don't know what the fuck was wrong with me. Kids really are stupid.

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>>16268679
>then westerners wronged him post-unification
>left with a soul-less look.

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>>16271241
Honeslty folks, don't know what Volkswagen was thinking, they ruined it's aspect before they finally killed it.

>>16256302
Not all city cars are like that, my mom's Chevy Spark has better rear headroom than my Focus

>>16271241
>>16271250
They weren't in charge of the styling though, they just provided the engine like they did with the latest 601.
Still, the 1.1 always makes me sad.
>still not as bad as the revival attempt

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>>16255191
I'm posting it in this thread but I'm not actually ashamed

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>>16271263
You mean this revival attempt? Doesn't look that bad in my opinion, just would need some polishing and a poke to the "classic" direction.

>>16271291
That one, yes.
It's just strange how from some specific angles it looks just right but then you turn a bit and the whole proportion is fucked and it looks completely bloated.