WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ALFA

>>16249693
Impressive
They made something fucking ugly into something worse.

Beta Romeo to the max.

>>16249693
Yeah how dare they make a better car in every way.

I miss the bars on the V though

>>16249693
Both cars look just awesome.

>>16249722
>Audi-cuck spotted.

>>16249815
>Shit brand lover thinks I like another shit brand
Retard.

>>16249726
>better car in every way
not aesthetically, at least from that angle

>>16249820
>Burgercuck spotted.
>muh F150

>>16249722
I've always lived the look of this car. I always played it in videogames if I saw it was on there.

Since I live in the states I've never seen one in person. What are Alphas like as car compared to the other makes?

what are they like on the average reliability side?

Meh

Audi does that shit too. Can you honestly tell an A3 from a TT from an A4 from an A5 from an A6 from an A8 .... at 50 meters?

>>16249824
Alfa is just amazing. Old car looks as good as new car.

>>16249832
>>16249835
oh, it's spelled Alfa. No bully pls

>>16249834
They're so hideous."understated" = lazy underwhelming design.

>>16249827
>liking a fucking landwhale carrier.
>Muh ferrrrrd
>>16249832
Mechanically they are tiny engines big PS.
But every single Alfa looks like shit.
Those three lights in the front, fugly
That grill, eye rape
The rear with it's two big round rear lights, constipation for your eyes.

>>16249838
I knew that, and I don't attack grammerz, but unlike what you typed it should be called BETA Romeo.
>>16249841
Don't forget that they are all the fucking same style.
From the front they are all the same, only that the higher number, the longer they are.

>Audi TT
>Brake discs small enough for a moped car.

>>16249850
>Mechanically they are tiny engines big PS.

that's disappointing. I kind of assumed they were on the same level as BMW or Jaguar over there.

>>16249850
Not to mention fwd bias quattro system. Disgust.

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>>16249832
they were very unreliable back in the 90's and not too good in 2000's but the 159 is pretty solid, at least not least reliable than the germans

>>16249861
That's a good thing though.
Large engines cost double, triple, quadruple the price in tax and if the price of the engine is 1/5 of the car it's quite a price you have to pay extra.

>>16249863
Not like in the old days of the pure bred Audi's of a time long gone.

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I like the 2005 model a lot

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>>16249875
I do to anon. We can have out little club over here. No bully allowed.

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Rear looks ok.

>>16249693
They went full BMW. Other night I saw one from side and couldn't tell if it it was 3 or 5 until I come closer

>>16249693
>tfw want to buy alfa romeo just for the emblem

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this part says a fuckton about the brand itself.

2005 was right in the middle when the "headlights bending far back into the hood" thing began to really take off.
alfa still was edgy and still contrary at that time and went blatantly the opposite way.

the new one is so "me too" it's hilarious and really tells you how hard they're trying to stay relevant or even stay alive.

>>16250036
>stay alive
you must be american
i see plenty of alfa romeos in the street, lots of mitos and giuliettas

>>16250031

front is tongue-in-cheek 10minutes design, side BMW, rear Audi

>>16250059
you must be Italian

all cars look like mondeo now

>>16250059
>you must be american

well this is supposed to be an *american* image board. I can't help it all these non free 3rd world freeloaders decided to come up in here and pretend they live in the greatest country on earth.

I hope trumps wall works on the internet as well.

>>16249693
I wish alfa was sourced by some japanese companies.

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>>16250075
trying too hard there, buddy

>>16250110
Yeah... I hope I dont get banned for shitposting now.

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>>16249693
Only wogs and pretentious fuckwits find that 2005 abortion attractive.

Looks like the tapered end of a shit, fuck that grille it can go to hell.

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>>16249693
love how angry this car looks. If I had this thing failing to overtake on an uphill I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

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Taste Police is here, you plebs. Stop shittalking Alfas right this minute.
>16250464
Især dig.

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>>16249693

the 2005 car is fucking terrible.

At least with the guila, the only terrible thing about it is the front. It has the right proportion and curves everywhere else.

>>16251505
If I had the money, I'd slap a turbo on the V6 model and nigger-rig a transfer case + AWD from a RAV4 or something. It'd be a bit heavy, but it'd fucking move.

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>>16249693
It looks like someone put a Ferrari rear bumper on the front of a bmw.

Shit car/10

Anyone who pays money for that is retarded, Italian or a combination of the two.

> muh heritage
> its not a car it's an alfalfa romeo

> pic not related

>>16251505
I imagined that situation in my head and i couldnt stop laughing.

>>16251978
muh soul and passion

Alfa made an uglier Mazda 6.

>>16249693
The new design is shit. I'm really disappointed.

>>16249693
Both look amazing to be honest.

>>16251568
>især dig

Fellow denmarkistani detected
>also not that guy you tried to reply to

both look like shit

sorry im not sorry

both look like heaven. if you actually think those cars are not beautiful, kys right this moment.

>>16253593
the new one looks like a sucked bar of soap (like every car now).

the old one at least was different and interesting.

>>16250013
BMW copy kek.

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looks like shit in white t b h

>>16249834
Can you tell the difference between a camaro and a stang at 50m?

>>16253593
>using kys unironically
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/soc/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>>16249992
REV

>>16249693
Bottom looks like a tiburon

>>16254105

literally the only angle in which the car looks really awesome.

everywhere else it's average AS FUCK.

>>16249693
Both are pretty damn ugly. They have to know that, right?

I feel like they know that the traditional Alfa front end is ugly as hell, but they have to stick with it because it's pretty much their trademark.

its a 4-door anyways, who cares how it looks that alone is bad already

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>Design a "GRRR I AM ANGRY" car
>Make it FWD
STOB ID

>>16254113
it looks good :3

>>16254531
The Guilia not FWD though.

>>16254228
>Fruhnt end

Wanna know how I know you're a filthy American?

>>16254657
I am talking about 159.
Galant also comes to mind.