What do you do when you accidentally let one loose in the car?
Oh one of those?...... Hmmmmm
count the milliseconds until it reaches my nostrils
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But how do you clean up after?
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Inhale and enjoy
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Fan it towards my face so I can enjoy the scent to the fullest.
The best part about it almost being winter is I can wear my trench coat which traps the fart and allows it to escape only one way: out the collar and right up to the face. Better: Wear a fedora and it helps keep the hot fart air from rising above that area so you can squeeze in precious extra seconds of smelling it before it dissipates.