Tell me why I shouldn't buy this car.

Imagine yourself 5 years ago. You buy a new Quattroporte. Are you happy with that decision now?

>>16224856

given how late it is to market, you know that it has more problems than the cleveland browns.

also: no mt.

>>16224856
C63 amg exists

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>when u nut and she keep sucking

>>16224856
>35 psi
>FCA

i'm not even into the fca a shit meme but fuck

>>16224856
Because a 335i will have better leasing specials for a lower monthly payment

>>16226524
>Writes about blowjob
>Posts pic of an unshaved cunt
What's the connection?

>>16224856
Because you cant afford it

>>16224856
It's an Alfa, it's going to break.

Value will drop harder than the German counterparts

Buy it in a few years

>>16224856
Don't listen to anyone in this thread, and buy it.

>>16224856
Because you are broke neet.

>buying anything italian that you can't eat or drink
you're doing it wrong

>>16224856

Pick on one

1. Reliability

2. Looks

3. Driving FUN


Analysis of your choice.

1 = Costs peanuts to maintain, dependable, driving it feels like going to the proctologist for an exam, looks like your grandmas vagina.

2 = Costs an arm and a leg to maintain, undependable, driving it feels like going to the urologist for an exam, looks like your hot neighbors vagina

3 = Costs an arm and a leg to maintain, undependable, fun to drive, looks like your mom vagina.


Now Alfa Romeos where always in the second category.

>>16224871

Fucking hell ... this pretty much perfectly sums up exactly how it would play out.

>Dat unreliable shitheap with horrible resale..

Don't get me wrong though they look sexy af and sound fucking orgasmic

>>16227284
How the fuck would you know? It's not like FCA makes unreliable pieces of shit because they don't have the engineering ability, it's cause they don't have money to run proper tests.

Yet in this case, FCA invested one whole billion, so I'd say there's a pretty strong possibility they're gonna end up just as reliable as any german luxury car (i.e. not very reliable).

>>16224856
Buy it, it's an amazing car

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>>16224856
Follow your heart, do it.

>>16224856
it looks retarded desu

>>16224856
Autotragic only

>>16227702
lol r u stupid

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>>16227704
lmao r u yuropoor

>>16227167
>driving it feels like going to the proctologist for an exam

It's not true you piece of shit.

Every international reviewer said that the Giulia Quadrifoglio, despite being basically a track car, beats the shit out of the competitors (especially M4 and C63) in terms of comfort because the suspension are not meme hard like the Germans.

This also applies to the standard Giulia model.

Try again, faggot.

>>16227702
>It's automatic so is shit

The automatic is BETTER than the manual, it is much faster around track and still you Americans have to go backwards from what other normal people do.

They can't drive manual cars because they're monkeys but when it comes to sports cars they have to be manuals because otherwise they're shit...

Tell us about your manual C63 AMG, the car which pops out every time as "better car" than the Giulia...oh wait. It's only automatic.

Pathetic monkeys.

>>16227727
Its kinda funny since americans are the only ones who want manuals in sport sedans.

Goddamn that car is ugly, it's got a fucking pug nose, like it's supposed to be longer/rounder in the front, but they smooshed it in to fit it on the Charger chassis or something.

>>16227789
>I don't know what pedestrian safety regulamentations are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8AqkD39Vjk

>>16224856
u should tho

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>>16224856
>autotragic
>made by FCA

those reasons should be enough

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>>16227869
>ZF 8HP
>Best automatic gearbox in class
>Autotragic

Denial at its best

>>16227814
You could take out the quote and you'd be right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Labrro9R3Js

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>>16227780
I don't care if the auto is faster around a track that I'll never take it on. I don't want to be bored and frustrated because the car's not doing what I want it to when I want it to, which I have complete control over with a manual. That's why I prefer manual, not just following some blind meme bandwagon. I'd rather have fun when I have the chance with a manual rather than be bored all the time with an auto, since clutching in traffic doesn't bother me. It's easy enough on modern manuals anyway since they'll creep like an auto in first at idle.

Don't give me that muh paddle shifter BS either, I've driven plenty of them and they just don't feel quite right, and they can say fuck you and override your inputs anyway.

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>>16227160
>Thinking you can't eat it

You're the one who's wrong, friendo

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>>16227917
>no clutch pedal
>no shifter

E39 is, & always will be the best performance sedan, for the rest of eternity.

try to prove me wrong
>protip: y o u f u c k i n g c a n t

>>16224856
Go buy it i love the way it looks and the performance out of that car is amazing if i had the money i would buy one ignore the poorfags

>>16224856
You should! It's fast and beautiful!

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Fastest sedan!

>>16224856
Get it!
https://www.carthrottle.com/post/i-drove-the-503bhp-alfa-romeo-giulia-quadrifoglio-and-it-was-glorious/