Yeen and the Auts

>I stop responding
>starts to get angry at me
>out of nowhere says "I can see why people thought you were too crazy"
>what the fuck
>Crazy driving?
>"yes everyone at the meet said that you needed to stop drivin so crazy" (these are his exact words)
>kek ok
>"and clipped the side of the wall"
>"twice"
>"...:/"
>what the fug
>ask people from the meet
>no one knows what he is talking about

>be me
>be present day
>decide to hit some mad touge up in North LA to change things up
>message Yeen
>he starts to get angry I didn't tell him "ahead of time"
>wtfnigger
>tell him where to meet
>"okay I'll be there"
>fugggg
>drive an hour and a half through LA traffic
>finally get to the meeting spot
>hes not there
>text him
>"ugh like why didn't you tell me we were meeting now?"
>uh
>shows up 20 minutes later
>before we even start talking he tries to hug me
>NO
>can't escape
>this nigga is like 5' 3"
>hes basically hugging my dick
>NONONONONOO
>step away
>he then proceeds to have a monologue for 30 fucking minutes about "his friend's" cars
>o-okay
>he doesn't even want to drive he just wants to "talk"
>its freezing and dark in this shitty restaurant parking lot
>I'm damn near shivering
>every time I try to say something he instantly changes the subject
>uh
>okay
>finally interrupt and say "alright lets go driving"
>he seems reluctant
>"but I want to talk to youuuuuu"
>STOP.JPG
>drive the road
>ditch him pretty easy
>stop at the end of the road because its closed
>wait for him
>takes him time to get up
>he pulls up behind me and gets out of his car
>"this seems like a nice place to talk"
>its pitch black, no lights, and its fucking freezing
>lets go back
>"but I want toooo-"
>get in car and drive down
>ditch him again
>stop at the diner we met at
>get out
>he instantly starts talking to me
>please god stop

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>"I'm hungry""
>wtf no nigger I need to go home
>"Lets go to this classic car place we can get food there"
>I kinda have to go
>"Nooo real quick I promise it'll be fine"
>Alright fuck it, but it has to be quick
>drive 30 minutes to this shitty place
>lots of classic cars, ye he was right
>"ok lets go get something to eat"
>okay cool I'll sit iin the car
>"no come on"
>I've come this far why not
>think we're just gonna drive through
>he starts to head towards the door
>NO
>he tries to open the door for me
>t-thanks I guess
>think we're just going to sit down at the bar and have fries or something
>"do we have a booth for twoo~"
>NO NIGGER STOP
>sit down across from Yeen
>this is wrong
>starts talking again
>hhhhhh
>suddenly it hits me as hes ordering a milkshake
>hes trying to get in my pants
>NOPENOPENOPE
>this is so goddamn bad
>wanted to leave right then and there but I didn't want to be a dick
>literally trying to get in my pants the entire time
>THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGER
>deflect all of his advances
>starts to bring up furshit
>NO
>he keeps trying to convince me to go to some furcon and get fucked and wasted
>about to lose my mind
>then he said the fucking thing
>I have never ever ever EVER tried to hold a laugh in so hard
>in my entire fucking life
>but he started talking about the elections
>and he fucking said
>and I quote
>"...You know the liberal utopia we [furries] are trying to build keeps getting ruined by these Trump people..."
>NEARLY FUCKING EXPLODE
>"and like Cummy is so backwards tho like... I don't understand why he loves trump so much like he's a furry like....?????"
>Try to dead end him by saying I like Trump
>o-oh
>suddenly
>He fucking whips out his phone and starts scrolling through pictures of his gay friend that worked at the DNC
>why am I sitting through this
>IM DYING

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>4chan

>>16221801
>a magical place
That's /k/, you furryfuck.

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>>16221807
It's all the same fucking shit dude. /k/ and /o/ are infested

Help me

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>>16221809
Iunno, m8. You dribe a post 2006 frontier. There isn't much much I can really help you with.

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>>16221814
>2006

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>>16221782
>>16221789
>>16221793
>>16221801
wow what a rollercoaster.

>>16221782
>>16221789
>>16221793
>>16221801
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>16221821
>>16221822
wtf i hate my thread now

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>>16221809
My question is why you didn't just say "no". My advice is going to one of those $10 oil change places and leaving with only your oil changed and nothing else.

It's a good exercise in courage building and life and other shit like that.

>>16221829
I change my own oil, thanks. :^)

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You did this to yourself you dumb motherfucker.
You cant give these furfags a single inch or they'll take the whole uncomfortable mile.
The moment you think something is up you gotta shut 'em down.
And don't invite them out alone if you cant tolerate them, goddamn

>>16221829
Wait a second, this post is actually better than the entire thread

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>>16221833
I literally could have prevented this and I didn't. I didn't want to be a dick but now I regret every minute of this day.

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lol I'm sorry

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>>16221845

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>>16221839
My suggestion
next time you're around, offer to drive with him around, or whatever the circumstance allows
Once he's riding comfy in your passenger seat for a minute, probably talking about inane bullshit, cut him off. some kind of non sequitur to get him to shut up for a second.
Begin rambling about gun laws, trump, the alt-right, your heterosexuality(ha); any topic that's possible to maintain a conversation with, but would make it uncomfortable for the other party.
if that doesn't work, he's already mentioned how he thinks you're a crazy driver, so start driving crazy.

Nothing better than making someone, that makes you uncomfortable, more so. it's like taking vitamins.

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>>16221835
Thanks, anon! Come over to the /ORG/ any time given your Frontier is 4wd!

I... think we're pretty neurotypical there.

>>16221873
Kek this is awesome. Thank you. However I don't really want to offer this person a ride anymore...

>>16221882
>tfw RWD
At least it has an LSD ;-;

>>16221873
>multiple occasions
>was persuaded by a furry to take him out to the jungle
>take him out to dinner
>take him out for milkshakes
>actually gets pity out of OP
And you tell him to assert his dominance. Do you really think he will do that?

>>16221888
>don't really want to offer this person a ride anymore...

Oh too bad you don't have that choice anymore.

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>>16221890
I wanted this faggot to go away. I have learned my lesson now.

>>16221891
Kek

>>16221888
Why in the name of kek would you buy a modern Frontier 2wd? Do they not have F-150s in your little cuck town?

>>16221902
I bought if off my father. He gave me a fantastic deal on it and now I don't have the heart to sell it. I love this little truck.

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>>16221902
>>16221891
Shhhhh. Don't be rude. Hasn't OP suffered enough?

The answer is probably no.

>>16221907
Hey, you know anyone in Cali that'll drive to the east coast and sell me a turd gen?

>>16221916
Physically? Thankfully no. Mentally? Yes.

>>16221920
A third gen Frontier? Where are you located my dude?

>>16221923
So... you haven't been physically satisfied, you say?

*tactical nuzzle incoming* "uwu lemme play!"

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>>16221923
Ha, no, sorry man, I meant one of these

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>>16221930

>>16221931
Story?

>>16221782
Lol, babbys first homo mire.
I'm a /fit/zen, so I'm used to it.
Basically you do the same thing that you would with a fat chick.
Let them down gently, but firmly. Homos and fat chicks think they can persuade you with enough insistence.

Be a man, and let the furfag down the way a man should. Dont act like a woman and avoid him and make hints that he's supposed to figure out that you aren't interested.

"look man, I dont want to mess you around and give you false hope, I was acting a bit like a chick and trying to avoid the topic, but I'm straight. I don't find guys attractive, I'm sorry."

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>>16221948
Thank you Kamerade. The main reason I didn't put the hammer down was because I didn't want to be a dick. I should have stated at first I was interested... at all.

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>>16221934
Lost my first one to a minivan and have been hopelessly searching for a new one ever since.

>>16221962
Awe man. I'm sorry to hear that. ;-;

>>16221956
I did the same thing with my first homo mire. The story is equally cringe.

It's a learning experience. It's weird how you can just switch mannerisms if a dude comes onto you and makes you uncomfortable. It's probably what spurs them on, you assuming a non-dominant role.

The main thing is just to end this. It's already out of control, the dude basically got to 2nd base in getting you in his car.

>>16221964
Don't give up on cars you love man

Also don't get c(f)ucked by furries

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>>16221966
At least I'm not alone in regards to this autistic shit.
>basically got you to 2nd base in getting you in his car
AAAGHHHHHHH

>>16221967
>Don't give up on cars you love man
Never

>>16221966
>the dude basically got to 2nd base in getting you in his car
fucking lol

>>16221971
Haha. I knew that would have an impact.

Mr cummy owes you a beer

>>16221967
>Don't give up on cars you love man
>Also don't get fucked by furries
This needs to be a banner on this board

>>16221978
Damn right.
>basically to 2nd base
Jesus

>>16221979
I'm seconding this.

>>16221782
Mr. Cummy is gay, dude. Why are you surprised he tried to hook his gay friend up with you?

>>16221948
but then OP would be lying :^)

>>16221978
I'm gonna buy him 100 beers desu senpai

>>16221991
I'm not gay bruh wtf you talking about, I didn't know the dude was that bad lol, I've only met him twice and both times were nothing like what happened to my friend here.

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>>16221983
>>16221979
Ha, glad I could have a notable impact!

>>16221995
your words say no but your personal stash of feminine foxboys says "thap it you guyth"

>>16222000
These trips mean nothing gtfo and kys
My porn is mostly straight i'll have you know

>>16221991
>Why are you surprised he tried to hook his gay friend up with you?
Have you not yet figured out op is gay?

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>>16222000
PRAISE

>>16222000
SHADILAY

>>16222011
Lol he's not tho

>>16222006
i'm having trouble believing this

>>16222023
I legit went through all my porn to rank it and it's almost exactly 50/50 gfur/sfur

>>16222026
is it strictly fur stuff?

>>16222032
Yes, I have zero human porn, haven't jacked it to a human in like 4 years

>>16222035
well uh. i have no further question, your honor.

>>16221801

Jesus Christ you were out and you literally instigated a meet with him a 2nd time.. you're a fucking loser op no wonder yeen got the wrong impression.

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>>16222044
once you go yeen, you must take the peen

>>16222026
>"my porn is mostly straight"
>five minutes later
>"it's almost exactly 50/50 gfur/sfur"
>"i like miatas and dirtbikes"
>"bad dragon makes some good shit"

And your "waifu" looks like a furfag out of some sort of fucking hair metal band

>>16222061
I mean, let's be real. g/fur, s/fur. It's all gay.

>>16222065
P. much

Everyone in furry porn looks masculine and most furfags end up gay or bi HMMMMM

>>16222061
please do not insult "the king of mean" "the guy who saved AI" "the riff yiffer" "power chord engineer" " "the one and only" "the furry fury" freddie ambrose

>>16222090
Is there a male wolf?
I never got that far in the comic 2bh

>>16222164
His name is florence

I only read about ten bages to be hentai senpai

>>16222205
>his
Wow rude

>>16222210
*wow rekt

He just wanted to suck your dick, poor guy.

>>16221782
>>16221789
>>16221793
>>16221801

This was painful to read.

Get well soon.

>*nuzzles*
That gave me fucking cancer.

>DRIVE A TRUCK?
>MUST BE A KEK!

>>16222387
*nuzzles*

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>>16222413
Kys

>>16221801

I thought the "public bathroom sexual intercourse" was just a meme and doesn't happens in real life outside of tumblr posts, which i saw on CommonFilths videos.

Good thing you didn't go in there otherwise you would have gotten
>vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aJkldmBayw

>last part is deleted before I could read it.
Did anyone screenshot it?

>>16222466
OP was fingered

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>>16222466

>>16221782
My sides are in fucking orbit thank you anon

>>16222504
Kek

how about instead of going along and sending the wrong messages to the autist by tagging along with his insane ramblings, why not shut him down immediately from the start and be firm with your decision? Why did you then continue to contact him after he pissed you off? Why couldn't you just tell him no?

>>16224624
OP can't say no to a furry. Gets mad when furry tries to nuzzle him and touch him repeatedly using cars as an excuse?

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might as well post weird shit in weird thread

>>16221898
>you sat across. I sat next to him at the restaurant by ach. His wallet said it all. He saw me notice his wallet and he flipped it over. Wallet was branded Furcon. But man I shared mutual love of teddies with the guy so I didn't tell anyone until now. I'm a big guy

OH MY GOD

OP WAS SUCH AN AUTISTIC KEKEE HE COULDNT TELL A GAY GUY HITTING ON HIM HE IS STRAIGHT

OP CONFIRMED NOT KNOWING HOW TO ARTICULATE THOUGHTS

>>16221782
>>be me

Who the fuck else would you be?

Holy shit, this guys sounds like he would be eaten alive by the older s/o/cal guys

>>16221782

You hung out with a furry and expected his friends to be normal?

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Me looking like that mother fucker from Undertale, little did I know I was sitting next to Assgore Himself.

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>>16225018
Fucking kek

>>16225018
>literally everyone looks like a faggot
lmao

>>16225044
Reason why I never go to meet ups, bunch of fucking wierdos. My mom just asked me why am I looking at a picture full of faggots

>>16225044
>that guy in the back giving the finger
idk he seems alright

>>16225065
B-but anon WHY are YOU looking at a pic of faggots?

>>16225067
yeah, you're right. he looks like a complete mongoloid retard instead of a faggot.

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*nuzzle* uwu

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>>16225255
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16225325
Cmon anon he just wants to be pet

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>>16225351

>>16221782
have you tried being an adult and utilizing the in-built ignore/block/turn off functions that every social media program has built in

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>>16222210
The ringleader of it all

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>>16225378
A-anon you were just being nice

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>>16225408
Ffs being nice never pays off.

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>>16225491

>>16225255
How on earth could you unironically want to hit on that dull looking boy

>>16225491
No, you're just dumb

>>16221888
LSD is decent for off-roading depending on what you're doing

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>>16226567
Same.

>bending to some flaming faggot's will
You're a disgrace, OP. Might as well take the yeen peen and make like a dead fish so he'll get bored and move on.

>>16226723
>Yeen peen
>Spilled beans
>Grog
>Civic sacrifices
What other options group memes am I missing?

>>16226750
>grog

MY SIDES

What's the civic sacrifice meme?

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thanks for the read, hope you come to more meets lol

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>>16226723
Yeah no thanks.

>>16226869
Yeye, I'll go to the next one if I can.

>frontiersman is supposedly neither gay nor a furry
>yet has gay fursuit images saved and posts dogs as reaction images, the telltale sign of furfaggotry
>frontiersman supposedly hates the yeen peen yet actively sought him out

>mfw half the story is fake and this fag is dating yeen now

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>>16226906
>mfw i forget my face and should buy a 4chan pass (and so should you) (buy a 4chan pass today)

>>16226893
>can you stop running every thread
Comes from the right person

>>16226893

You lil bitch nigga ain't even old enough to drive a car, let alone post here, so keep your trap shut.

>>16221782
>>16221789
>>16221793
that's gay as fuck

>>16222049
kek'd

>>16227093

Not an argument, also alphonse is still not old enough to drive a car let alone post here.

>>16227779
Alphonse is literally the greatest thing to ever happen to this board

>>16226847
All of the OG civics are either crashed, sold, or no longer show up

Even the new civics like to crash

>>16221782
>inviting yeen out... TWICE
>letting yeen decide on your agenda
>complaining like a literal assmad bitch

We all know you're taking yeen peen. Did he cheat on you or something?

>>16226893
>>16227779
Not an argument.

>yeen peen

>>16226893
Kek this isn't alphonse

>>16226906
The picture is what he showed me at the diner.

\

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>>16227849
Kek I see

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Mfw I haven't been to a s/o/cal meet for the longest time

>People doing weird shit
>People wrecking their cars
>Autism levels have continually been rising

Yep business as usual.

OP you sound like a beta passive male. You deserved it.

>>16221782
You were putting out your boipucci like a submissive beta male by instigating contact with him. Honestly, what did you expect?

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>>16221793
Jesus fuck hahahahahhaha

>>16225018
the fag eating tendies is yeen?

I'm assuming you're the faggot with the pony tail

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>this entire thread
>my face when

Of the countless threads I've lurked over the last decade on 4chan, this is easily one of the best

>>16230035
No I was trying to keep him from killing himself.

>>16230371
No pony tail fag is Cummy.

>>16230491
Glad you enjoyed my autism.

>>16230491
Hop on /k/ once in a while.

We see some bizarre shit.

Not gonna lie ide eat the fur fags ass out, he looks cute

Wow OP, you are the betaest male I have ever seen in my entire life, or you're gay. Good job.

>>16232697
Thank you.