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We need to do dorifto

Its ogre boys

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>mfw my car is a piece of shit and I'm too embarrassed to show up

>>16220890
What do you drive?

>>16220968
Nissan sentra se r spec v

>>16220968
Actual poster
Some rinky dink 97 328i that doesn't like to turn on after a while of leaving it off

>>16221132
How long is a while off?

>>16220890
i used to drive a completely fucked 00 jetta, never felt judged desu senpai

>>16221132
do you have a dying battery?

>>16221368
no, but i am dying from the inside

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>>16221667
We are all dying from the inside

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>>16220890
>>16221132
Nobody cares, all cars welcome. Only people who care are generally shitposters who don't even show up to meets.

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>>16222076
This desu

>>16222076
This.

>>16223100
Get Hydrated, God Hand

>>16223100
Get hydrated, God Hand

>>16223100
Get hydrated, God Hand.

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shitposters begone I say begone

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>>16223248

Who here /shitpost/?

>>16223260
Shitposting is for faggots and since hou is filled with faggots this thread is now a shitposting thread

>>16223301
GM BTFO.

>>16223303
Talk more shit but GM can't even compete with the Hyundai NSX

I'm just here for the free bumps
This might as well be a non hou thread

>>16223313
The Kia GT-R can BTFO of both of them.

>>16223432
psssh the Tata P1 will smoke all of them

>>16223512
Now you're just making shit up.

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>>16223527

>>16223632
>implying that's a Daehatsuwoo

>>16223632
The P1 is a p.o.s
The british have never made one good car, they just can't make a decent vehicle

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>>16223746
Pretty good bait, I'll admit, you stirred some anger in me.

>>16223764
>McLaren F1
>good
All it has is top speed and is uggo

>>16223746
Most british cars suck but you can't say that they never made a good car. Even the Americans made some good cars like the Corvette Z06

>>16223838
Good to know you have shitty taste.
Opinion discarded.

>>16223838
His bait is mega weak.

>>16223881
Made you reply tho

Thinking to get a weeb mobile, give me a few suggestions

Price range is below $6000

>>16224496
$6,000 can get you pretty much anything you want apart from a handful of models.

>>16224496
do you want an ok 300zx tt? Do you want a 350z/g35? 4 door? 2 door?

>>16224888
>nissan
>ever

>>16224888
What a bunch of shit suggestions

>>16224496
what are you looking for in a car?

>>16225103
comfy
sport
rwd preferable
reliable (this is important because daily)
sedan preferable
decent aftermarket ( i need performance/suspension mods)

>>16225668
>cheap
>fast
>reliable

Pick two.

>>16225668
get a Honda Accord

>>16225793
Okay get a e46

>>16226156
Reliable.

>>16224496
ls430
ae86
acura tl
what the fuck are you looking for

>>16226241
>acura tl
bwhahahaha

>>16226368
Depending on the generation, they can be great.

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>>16226241
>ae86

>>16226395
it's a good car

>>16226431
Sure.. back in 1985

>>16226554
Where the FUCK do you think you are

this is the land of memegumi

>>16225668
Buy an LS430 and shut the fuck up

sporterize it with coilovers, poly bushings, and sticky tires/wheels

>>16223100
GET HYDRATED, GOD HAND

>>16227416
Wycked, m8.

>>16226853
I can't seem to find ls430s under 6 grand

Anything else that I can get?

ur a fucking civic

What are some fun roads out west of houston. I've just bought my first non shit car that can actually go over the speed limit without exploding so I'm looking for some places I can do so. Preferably without getting a ticket every half mile as well.
I'm right on i10 so anything within 20 miles of gessner and 10 is good but I'll take further out if I have to.

>>16228403
shit, ment to quote
>>16228372

>>16228411
Circuit of the Dagumis. Someone post the thing.

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>>16228416

>>16228411
>>16228416
>>16228575
goo DOT gl/maps/taHWfKfR2in

>>16228403
why would i buy a civic??
i said 6000 not 600

>>16228765
>not meme enough

u must be at least this meme to ride this thread

>>16228775
what?

>>16228416
Circuit of Dagumis is a fun route to take, long curves and the scenery is nice too.

>>16228372
Surely you jest. A cursory craigslist search turns up 6 matches in the houston area for 6k or less.

>>16228880
oh okay, i only found 2 which look in good condition

i dont know much about this car so im watching youtube videos. i'll use it for daily driving and maybe some highway speeding nothing too intense

>>16229211
I seriously can't tell if you're just trying to mass ruse us.

>>16229211
need some help? We have some cuckxus fags in here

>>16229231
no im looking for a good daily but with a little umf

>>16229247
what should i be looking at it when buying this? I like the car but I want more vehicle choices

>>16228411
what do you drive new friend?

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>>16229690
He's planning on racing with hopes and dreams.

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>>16228411
i take i10 east at 80+ twice almost daily from downtown to the exit i take there's almost no cops ever

>>16230316
i10 is not even fun

>>16230475
good for wangan though, forgot too much of the post, he's on west side so my reply is pretty much useless

bamp

>>16230475
Yes it is. Git gud.

>>16230739
>freeway
>fun
lol

>>16230887
An easy way to show you're an outsider.

>only just now click on gif
>realize it's edited to say night wave

Fuckin tight, breh.

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how can he drift so well with his eyes closed?

>>16231294
kinda like how daredevil can fight but he's blind

he has tofu vision

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>>16231306
>tofu vision

>>16231306
>tofu vision

>>16231294
it's because Bunta does not fear anything, he knows can sense where the car is going before even heading there, he is the king of the touge

>>16230475
t. 4cyl ff driver

>>16229514
the LS430 takes the god tier reliability of the ls400 ad even eliminates little niggles like the prematurely worn front suspension bushings and leaking ps pump onto alternator deal too.

>>16231294
40 years of experience will do that to you.

>>16231507
>experience
all he did was shitpost

>>16231598
So you and he have a lot in common, then.

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR


the fucking christmas songs have already started..

>>16231711
Have you seen Memorial mall? Like fucking A, man.

>>16231717
every. store. is like that. even fast food restaurants are playing that on full blast.

everywhere you go you feel like you're on a loop and when you get home the songs get stuck in your head...
end me pls

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Who's ready max comfy?

>>16231711
Ain't nothing wrong with Christmas songs.

>>16229690
Well now I drive a m3.

>>16232299
>Christmas tree on second floor
Fucking heathens

>>16233010
>Putting your tree next to the fireplace
It's like you want to burn down your house

>>16233010
That's the first floor you american

>>16223100
GET HYDRATED, GOD HAND

>>16223100
Why didn't he just open the window or turn on the AC, what a retard

>>16232299
That image gives me dangerously high levels of comf every time.

>>16233019
Implying robots have money to buy a tree

>>16233578
the artwork is 10/10 reminds me of some late 90s video game with point and click

>>16234274
Spy Fox probably

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>>16232299
>>16233578
We're reaching levels of comf that shouldn't be possible

>>16234605
Spy Fox a shit

>>16234605
>>16234960
The fuck is Spy Fox?

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>>16234965
it's that shitty game on N64

>>16235874
dagumi zone

>>16223100
GET HYDRATED, GOD HAND.

SUCK ASS

>>16236034
Like I'm not already.

>>16236039
Well let's get it on then. What do you drive?
I'll suck ass at the next meet.

>>16236034
>>16236039
>>16236052
why are there so many faggots in night wave?

>>16236272
Why are there so many faggots on 4chan?

>>16236336
i mean homos

>>16223100
Get hydrated, God Hand

>>16223100
Godhand is a shit driver, whoever remotely thinks he is good doesn't know anything about cars.

>>16236715
gr8 b8

>>16236513
Why are there so many homos on 4chan?

>>16236715
>arguing over who is a better driver.. in a cartoon

>>16237080
This. Cancerfags BTFO.

>>16238323
initial d is cancer and so is anime

>>16219753
>>16219753
moar liek cick here for free bait

HEY YOU TRIPLE NIGGERS

MEGAMEET FRIDAY
HOUSTONZAUTO AT 6:30
TOUGE AFTERWARDS

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

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READ THE POST ABOVE
>>16238936

>>16238936
Ffs I got a damn wedding dinner that night. I've been itching to touge for a month now.

>>16239322
can't you leave early?

>>16238936
MEGA MEET AND MEGA EUROBEAT MIX

>>16240233
is it weird that I'd rather have the Volvo than anything else in that picture

>>16240233
that was a good day

>>16238892
/hou/ is a just a thread for massive shitposting, for your daily shit posting visit us on /o/

>>16240637
Thank you, will do.

>>16238936
Remember to take lots of photos for those of us who can't make it.

>>16241002
Thank you, will do.

>>16241281
Thank do, will you.

>>16239649
I will make my best effort to, but I believe it starts at 7 and I'm in the wedding so I can't skip out too soon

>>16241939
just meet us up for the touge instead then
that should be like an hour to 2hrs after 7

>>16242277
Who knew black sawblades could look so good.

Bump it up

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I need one of these in my life

>>16225668
350z or perhaps a gs400

>>16228411
Route 149 in Montgomery is pretty awesome.

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>>16241968
Roger that. I'll check-in with y'all. Which tougay will be ran?

>>16243730
A rape van?

>>16243959
It will be the Circuit of Dagumi. It's west of Katy in the Brazos County

A buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear

>>16244776
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.

>>16244831
He rather eat, a rotten asshole, of a road killed skunk and down with a beer

>>16245335
for whvt pvrpose

>>16223100
GET HYDRATED, GOD HAND

>>16223115
>>16223133
>>16223183
>>16227543
>>16233148
>>16233168
>>16235947
>>16236592
>>16236715
>>16245663
Autism

>>16246089
>t. God Hand poster

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What went wrong?

>>16245335
i see a little shitsubishi about to get lapped

>>16243730
just a stance/rice pandering shit bucket desu

>>16246800
>R32
>2 Porsches
>SW

>Mitsubishi

Nigga wat.

>>16246821
Oh i thought that was an FTO

>>16245335
>seeing who can go fastest in a around a circle
you faggots make me laff

>>16246896
NASCAR is a science.

>>16246916
>NASCAR
Nice b8

>>16246973
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>16246738
your post

>>16246983
you're the joke

>>16247037
Said the joke.

>>16247049
eat shit

>>16247088
All these fire comebacks, keep 'em coming.

ALPHONSE ATTACKS AGAIN

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Forza fags get in here

Lonely eyes

Bump this shit faggots

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because nissan a shit

GIT HYPE

>>16247836
Do you guys fast-shame and throw temper tantrums like OVG does?

>>16250313
Lol what, people do that in this game?

We just cruise around, build funny cars, do time attacks and listen to eurobeat together on discord

>>16250313
>fast-shame
what

>>16250379
>>16250420
/ovg/ doesn't do Horizon meets anymore because about a month ago some random furry joined their game and beat all of them multiple times.

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>>16250313
we just fuck around with our shit cars in tracks we make, build and perfect then move on to new cars

>>16250420
What does that even mean.

>>16250541
10/10 GOTY

>>16250508
I want to meet this furry and challenge to a race

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The Mosquito

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Rotards

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All abroad the hype train

>>16250808
>dagumi
r.i.p

Any groovy grooves?

>>16251810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snRbau9fQ74

>>16251818
Miami Nights 1984 is cheat mode

>>16251810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soK3dO6JDHw

>>16251810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BObK59njSg&list=PLXp0KPVWcOKi_zzrmnvR3jpZPU3-6XHEn&index=74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqaWCV18hiQ&list=PLXp0KPVWcOKi_zzrmnvR3jpZPU3-6XHEn&index=58

>>16251994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWXZ_EwHTho

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>>16251810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF9yHO-UUws

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Bump, bump bump, bump bump, bump it up

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>>16223100
>Get Hydrated, God Hand
Get Hydrated, God Hand

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Here's the Google maps link for the route for your phones

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/29.7851005,-95.6655496/Shell,+225+Farm+to+Market+359,+Brookshire,+TX+77423/29.8061652,-95.9738008/29.7865015,-95.9578363/29.8194421,-96.0436095/29.8081838,-96.0970167/29.7780809,-96.1084977/29.6778434,-96.0639934/29.6594125,-96.0362368/29.7688055,-95.9684984/@29.7439838,-96.1674942,101825m/am=t/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m20!4m19!1m0!1m5!1m1!1s0x86413ba5282b2d65:0x6240b3e26933b278!2m2!1d-95.9510217!2d29.7797149!1m0!1m0!1m0!1m0!1m0!1m0!1m0!1m0!2m2!2b1!3b1!3e0

>>16253957
Nice pic, where is this from?

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>>16254240
This is from the Wekfest premeet that we all went to back in September. It was insane

GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE